History Funny / IRobot

7th Mar '18 5:10:27 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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** Having lost his car earlier on the highway, Spooner introduces Dr. Calvin to his motorcycle. Her reaction is not one of excitement, but a very put off "[[OhCrap You can't be serious]]". Spooner's smug grin is what sells it.
-->'''Calvin''': Please tell me this doesn't run on gas! Gas explodes, you know!
30th Jan '18 11:16:43 PM Codefreak5
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* "[[OhCrap Aww]] [[Creators/WillSmith HELL naw]]!"

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* "[[OhCrap Aww]] [[Creators/WillSmith [[Creator/WillSmith HELL naw]]!"
27th Oct '17 7:42:32 AM NWolfman
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* Spooner asking Calvin to re-explain what she does in LaymansTerms ("I make the robots appear more human.") and then asking "Wasn't that easier?" [[AskAsStupidQuestion She genuinely doesn't think it was]].

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* Spooner asking Calvin to re-explain what she does in LaymansTerms ("I make the robots appear more human.") and then asking "Wasn't that easier?" [[AskAsStupidQuestion [[AskAStupidQuestion She genuinely doesn't think it was]].
27th Oct '17 7:42:22 AM NWolfman
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* Spooner asking Calvin to re-explain what she does in LaymansTerms ("I make the robots appear more human.") and then asking "Wasn't that easier?" [[AskAsStupidQuestion She genuinely doesn't think it was]].
* "A robot couldn't commit a murder any more than a human being could walk on water!" "Well, y'know, there was [[UsefulNotes/JesusChrist this one guy]], a long time ago..."
27th Oct '17 7:33:22 AM NWolfman
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* "This isn't what I normally do, but I got an idea for one of your commercials. You see a carpenter, and he's making a beautiful chair. Then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen: 'USR: Shittin' on the little guy.' ...That would be the fade out."

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* "This isn't what I normally do, but I got an idea for one of your commercials. You see a carpenter, and he's making a beautiful chair. Then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen: 'USR: Shittin' on the little guy.' ...'" {{Beat}} as Robertson gives him a look. "[[DontExplainTheJoke That would be the fade out."]]"



--->'''Spooner''': Oh, you... you thought I was calling ''you'' "Sugar"! Look, you're not ''that'' rich.

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--->'''Spooner''': Oh, you... you thought [[HoYay I was calling ''you'' "Sugar"! calling]] ''[[HoYay you]]'' [[HoYay "Sugar"]]! Look, you're not ''that'' rich.




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* After bursting out of the car wreck caused by the ZergRush of NS-[=5=]s, Del takes a look down at his now-melted pair of vintage converse and nods in TranquilFury, as if to say "Trying to kill me way one thing, but then you went and [[SkewedPriorities ruined my shoes!]]"
** Later, when Del is going on [[HereWeGoAgain once again]] about "'''THE GOD DAMN ROBOTS'''" to Lt. Bergin, Bergin angrily asks him where his firearm is (one of the robots had grabbed it from him back in the tunnel). Del just looks down, pauses, and realizes that he ''can't'' actually defend himself for this one, so he just shrugs like a passive-aggressive teenager.
15th Oct '16 6:44:09 PM F1Krazy
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--->'''Calvin''': Well, it worked, didn't it?

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--->'''Calvin''': Well, it worked, ''worked'', didn't it?



--->'''Farber''': --and go home, I got you! *runs off*
--->''(Spooner runs over to Calvin and grabs the gun from her)''
--->'''Spooner''': '''Aim''' and fire.

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--->'''Farber''': --and go home, I got you! *runs off*
--->''(Spooner
[''runs off'']
--->[''Spooner
runs over to Calvin and grabs the gun from her)''
her'']
--->'''Spooner''': '''Aim''' '''''Aim''''' and fire.



* "USR: Shittin' on the little guy. ...That would be the fade out."
* "You're saying cats did this to you?!" "How the hell would cats do this to me? Are you crazy?" "Why are we talking about cats?"
* "...I don't know what 'blithely' means but I'm gonna go get some coffee. You want some coffee?"

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* "USR: "This isn't what I normally do, but I got an idea for one of your commercials. You see a carpenter, and he's making a beautiful chair. Then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen: 'USR: Shittin' on the little guy. ...guy.' ...That would be the fade out."
** Earlier in the same conversation, while Robertson is talking:
--->'''Spooner''': [''suddenly interrupting''] Sugar?
--->'''Robertson''': I'm sorry?
--->'''Spooner''': For the coffee?
--->[''awkward pause before the two crack up'']
--->'''Spooner''': Oh, you... you thought I was calling ''you'' "Sugar"! Look, you're not ''that'' rich.
* "You're saying cats ''cats'' did this to you?!" "How the hell would cats do this to me? Are you crazy?" "Why are we talking about cats?"
* "...I don't know what 'blithely' means means, but I'm gonna go get some coffee. You want some coffee?"



-->'''Calvin''': It was a left, by the way, back ''there''. ''[Points]''
-->'''Spooner''': ''[Shakes his head]'' You ''must'' know my ex-wife..

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-->'''Calvin''': It was a left, by the way, back ''there''. ''[Points]''
[''points'']
-->'''Spooner''': ''[Shakes [''shakes his head]'' head''] You ''must'' know my ex-wife..ex-wife.



* "You're lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up and ''down'' yo' ass!"

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* "You're lucky I can't breathe, or else I'd walk all up and ''down'' yo' ass!"ass!" [''puff'']
** "It's okay, I'm a police officer." "You... are a ''asshole''."
24th Nov '15 2:07:19 AM Morgenthaler
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* The SPD model that suffers a 'nervous breakdown' on Mercury begins singing HMSPinafore: the techs are utterly mystified, since there's no real reason for a maintenance-and-repair robot designed to spend its existence on Mercury to have been programmed with centuries-old operettas.

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* The SPD model that suffers a 'nervous breakdown' on Mercury begins singing HMSPinafore: Theatre/HMSPinafore: the techs are utterly mystified, since there's no real reason for a maintenance-and-repair robot designed to spend its existence on Mercury to have been programmed with centuries-old operettas.
19th Aug '15 8:57:41 PM Taxima
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* "You are experiencing a car accident." "THE HELL I AM!"
13th Mar '15 4:53:45 PM PilotSolaris
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-->"THE '''HELL''' I AM!"
27th Jan '15 10:45:13 AM AFP
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* "Sonny!" "Yes, Detective?" "Calvin's fine! Save me!"

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* "Sonny!" "Yes, Detective?" "Calvin's fine! "[[AlwaysSaveTheGirl Calvin's fine!]] Save me!"
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