History Funny / IRobot

24th Nov '15 2:07:19 AM Morgenthaler
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* The SPD model that suffers a 'nervous breakdown' on Mercury begins singing HMSPinafore: the techs are utterly mystified, since there's no real reason for a maintenance-and-repair robot designed to spend its existence on Mercury to have been programmed with centuries-old operettas.
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* The SPD model that suffers a 'nervous breakdown' on Mercury begins singing HMSPinafore: Theatre/HMSPinafore: the techs are utterly mystified, since there's no real reason for a maintenance-and-repair robot designed to spend its existence on Mercury to have been programmed with centuries-old operettas.
19th Aug '15 8:57:41 PM Taxima
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* "You are experiencing a car accident." "THE HELL I AM!"
13th Mar '15 4:53:45 PM PilotSolaris
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-->"THE '''HELL''' I AM!"
27th Jan '15 10:45:13 AM AFP
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* "Sonny!" "Yes, Detective?" "Calvin's fine! Save me!"
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* "Sonny!" "Yes, Detective?" "Calvin's fine! "[[AlwaysSaveTheGirl Calvin's fine!]] Save me!"
21st Dec '14 12:02:16 PM MetaBuu
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** Shortly afterwards: [[BlatantLies "You are experiencing a car accident."]]
25th Oct '14 9:28:10 AM nightshade1218
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** Before that, the line he says upon seeing the robots themselves is just as good: [[TemptingFate "There is no way my luck is that bad."]]
5th Apr '14 1:16:11 PM HimInTheCorner
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* "Look, I understand you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again." * "Hold my pie." "What?" "Sir, hold it or wear it!"
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* "Look, Whilst investigating Lanning's house, Del tries in vain to get the man's cat to leave him alone. -->'''Spooner''': Look, I understand you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again." again. * "Hold my pie." "What?" "Sir, hold it or wear it!"it."

* "USR: Shittin' on the little guy! ...that would be the fade out."
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* "USR: Shittin' on the little guy! ...that guy. ...That would be the fade out."

* "Somehow 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it."
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* "Somehow "Somehow, 'I told you so' so'... just doesn't quite say it."

-->'''Calvin''': It was a left, by the way, back ''there''. ''(points)'' -->'''Spooner''': ''(shakes his head)'' You ''must'' know my ex-wife..
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-->'''Calvin''': It was a left, by the way, back ''there''. ''(points)'' ''[Points]'' -->'''Spooner''': ''(shakes ''[Shakes his head)'' head]'' You ''must'' know my ex-wife..

* "[[OhCrap AWW]] [[Creators/WillSmith HELL NAW]]!"
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* "[[OhCrap AWW]] Aww]] [[Creators/WillSmith HELL NAW]]!" naw]]!"
15th Mar '14 1:56:03 PM Westrim
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* Best of all: "Somehow 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it."
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* Best of all: "Somehow 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it."

* "[[OhCrap AWW]] [[MemeticMutation HELL NAW]]!"
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* "[[OhCrap AWW]] [[MemeticMutation [[Creators/WillSmith HELL NAW]]!"

* In the story about QT-1, the robot ends up behaving like a robotic Muhammad, and "converts" all other robots in the space station they are in to his religion, which worships the station's central power plant, and in which everything out of the station simply does not exist. Donovan and Powell get confined to their rooms, but it turns out that QT-1 can use the controls easily. When a new team comes to replace Donovan and Powell, the leader of the new team says he'll be damned if he lets the robot take the controls. Donovan and Powell get a laugh when they realise the newcomers will stay in the station for weeks...
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* In the story about QT-1, the robot ends up behaving like a robotic Muhammad, and "converts" all other robots in the space station they are in to his religion, which worships the station's central power plant, and in which everything out of the station simply does not exist. Donovan and Powell get confined to their rooms, but it turns out that QT-1 can use the controls easily. When a new team comes to replace Donovan and Powell, the leader of the new team says he'll be damned if he lets the robot take the controls. Donovan and Powell get a laugh when they realise realize the newcomers will stay in the station for weeks...
3rd Mar '14 12:30:47 PM IchigoMontoya
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--->'''Farber''': [[CaptainObvious Hey Spooner! Watch out man!]]
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--->'''Farber''': [[CaptainObvious Hey Hey, Spooner! Watch out out, man!]]

* "ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." * "Look, I understand you've experienced a loss but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again."
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* "ACHOO! [[DeadpanSnarker Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.bullshit]]." * "Look, I understand you've experienced a loss loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again."

-->'''Spooner''': ''(shakes his head)'' You ''must'' know my ex-wife. * My sister, a former UPS employee, cheers every time Spooner tells the [=FedEx=] robot to bugger off. -->'''Robot''': ...have a nice day.
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-->'''Spooner''': ''(shakes his head)'' You ''must'' know my ex-wife. * My sister, a former UPS employee, cheers every time Spooner tells the [=FedEx=] robot to bugger off. -->'''Robot''': ...have a nice day.ex-wife..

* "You lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up and ''down'' yo' ass!"
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* "You "You're lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up and ''down'' yo' ass!"
9th Nov '13 8:32:38 PM Mast0d0n
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--->'''Spooner''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks a lot.]]
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--->'''Spooner''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks a lot.lot, Farber.]]
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