History Funny / HortonHearsAWho

30th May '17 7:57:26 PM NWolfman
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* This {{Pun}}
--->'''Horton''': "Knock knock...that's where you'd say 'who's there?' if there were any Whos there",
** However, it's a bit downplayed as it was in a TearJerker scene and [[MoodWhiplash he acts sad afterwards]].

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* This {{Pun}}
little bit of levity during [[TearJerker the saddest scene in the movie]].
--->'''Horton''': "Knock knock...that's where you'd say 'who's there?' if there were any [[{{Pun}} Whos there",
** However, it's a bit downplayed as it was in a TearJerker scene and [[MoodWhiplash he acts sad afterwards]].
there]]."
27th May '17 4:42:35 PM ngh93
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27th May '17 4:42:34 PM ngh93
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-->'''Vlad''': Here's what I'll do to Horton's precious clover. I will take it, I will crush it, and I will ''devour it.''\\
(''swallows bone then starts choking; eventually pulls the bone out'')\\
'''Vlad''': [[{{Squick}} Then I'll regurgitate it. Then I'm gonna devour it a second time]]. So, ''two times'' devoured!\\

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-->'''Vlad''': Here's what I'll do to Horton's precious clover. I will take it, I will crush it, and I will ''devour it.''\\
'' (''swallows bone then starts choking; eventually pulls the bone out'')\\
'''Vlad''':
out'') [[{{Squick}} Then I'll regurgitate it. Then I'm gonna devour it a second time]]. So, ''two times'' devoured!\\
9th Apr '17 6:37:38 PM ngh93
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(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip. C'mon, Lil Buddy, don't be shy.\\
(''tries to pull the leaf bug off the branch; he loses his grip and falls flat on his head'')\\
I guess I was mistaken, kids. (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! (''Accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk'') I swallowed one! (''repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out'') HELP ME! (''holds up his trunk to Tommy''), ''[[AC: Pull it out!]]''\\

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(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip. C'mon, Lil Buddy, don't be shy.\\
(''tries to pull the leaf bug off the branch; he loses his grip and falls flat on his head'')\\
head'') I guess I was mistaken, kids. (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH a--AH! THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! (''Accidentally (''accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk'') I swallowed one! (''repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out'') HELP ME! (''holds up his trunk to Tommy''), ''[[AC: Pull it out!]]''\\
9th Apr '17 6:35:21 PM ngh93
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* entire Horton Crossing the bridge scene.

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* entire Horton Crossing crossing the bridge scene.
2nd Jan '17 11:51:37 AM ngh93
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-->'''Horton''': This looks kinda...precarious. Well, no need to worry. Obviously when they build a bridge like this they'd taken into account that elephants will be crossing here.
** Later as he is halfway across the bridge with the ''bridge halfway gone''

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-->'''Horton''': This looks kinda...precarious. Well, no need to worry. Obviously when they build a bridge like this this, they'd taken into account that elephants will be crossing here.
** Later as he is halfway across the bridge with the ''bridge halfway gone''gone''.



* The Mayor glares at the Councilman's portrait

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* The Mayor glares at the Councilman's portraitportrait.



** Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie ''flicks her tongue at it and eats it.'' Then as Horton runs after the speck, Katie ''spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away''

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** Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie ''flicks her tongue at it and eats it.'' Then as Horton runs after the speck, Katie ''spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away''away''.
2nd Jan '17 11:49:13 AM ngh93
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** Nedd pointing out whenever a metaphor is used.

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** Nedd Ned pointing out whenever a metaphor is used.



--->'''Sally''': "Well, I'm no detective, Nedd, but you are hanging from the chandelier."

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--->'''Sally''': "Well, I'm no detective, Nedd, Ned, but you are hanging from the chandelier.""
--->'''Mayor''': "I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep." (the chandelier falls with him on it, now hanging ''inches from the floor'')
1st Jan '17 3:56:30 PM Unicorndance
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** Horton's "that's a little high for me".
** Nedd pointing out whenever a metaphor is used.



** Katie's "beautiful in a really weird way" imaginary (probably) world, where everyone is a pony who eats rainbows and poops butterflies.



-->'''Mayor''': Yep! Roger that!

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-->'''Mayor''': Yep! Roger that!that!
* This conversation
--->'''Mayor''': "This is my wife Sally, my five daughters Hallie, Hayley, Helga, Hoolie, and Hannah, Ms Yelp, Dr Larue, Bert from Accounting, Mr Farfugen, and the old man in the bathtub"
--->'''Horton''': (recites all the other names) "And wasn't there an old guy in a shower?"
--->'''Mayor''': "Mm, bathtub".
* All the Mayor's 99 children wanting a bedtime drink. Then, he's seen carrying a lot of glasses of water.
--->'''Mayor''': "Lotta liquid, a LOT of liquid"
* This {{Pun}}
--->'''Horton''': "Knock knock...that's where you'd say 'who's there?' if there were any Whos there",
** However, it's a bit downplayed as it was in a TearJerker scene and [[MoodWhiplash he acts sad afterwards]].
* When the Mayor ends up hanging from the chandelier.
--->'''Sally''': "What are you doing?"
--->'''Mayor''': "What's it look like?"
--->'''Sally''': "Well, I'm no detective, Nedd, but you are hanging from the chandelier."
25th Jun '16 10:00:09 PM FlapjackMax
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** Keep watching the SKIES (Morton pulls Horton's eyelids up, making his eyeballs bulge), Horton. Keep watching the skies.

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** Keep "Keep watching the SKIES (Morton pulls Horton's eyelids up, making his eyeballs bulge), Horton. Keep watching the skies. skies..."
25th Jun '16 9:59:37 PM FlapjackMax
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Added DiffLines:

** Keep watching the SKIES (Morton pulls Horton's eyelids up, making his eyeballs bulge), Horton. Keep watching the skies.
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