History Funny / HortonHearsAWho

22nd Feb '16 10:31:04 AM Dork12
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* The business with the two Vlads- the bad Vlad... and the bunny Vlad that makes the cookieks!

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* The business with the two Vlads- the bad Vlad... and the bunny Vlad that makes the cookieks!cookies!
10th Jan '16 2:26:56 PM ngh93
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(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip c'mon Lil Buddy don't be shy.\\

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(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip c'mon grip. C'mon, Lil Buddy Buddy, don't be shy.\\
5th Jan '16 1:23:25 PM ladyofthelibrary
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** In the following scene in the Mayor's house, Jojo plays the ComicallySerious to his father's antics, taking being told to put away anything breakable calmly but with a "What the?" look on his face.



-->'''Horton''': There it is! One of the jungles most amazing creatures: the leaf bug: In order to protect itself from predators, it disguise itself as a leaf.\\

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-->'''Horton''': There it is! One of the jungles jungle's most amazing creatures: the leaf bug: In order to protect itself from predators, it disguise itself as a leaf.\\
11th Mar '15 11:11:17 AM ngh93
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** Later, Horton gets the chance to threateningly call the Chairman a boob, scaring him a bit before [[ItAmusedMe telling him he was just joking]]. You could tell from the Mayor's smile that he was quite satisfied.



** Later, Horton gets the chance to threateningly call the Chairman a boob, scaring him a bit before [[ItAmusedMe telling him he was just joking]]. You could tell from the Mayor's smile that he was quite satisfied.



-->'''Mayor''': Yep! Roger that!

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-->'''Mayor''': Yep! Roger that!
10th Mar '15 2:04:21 PM ngh93
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** Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie ''flicks her tongue at it and eats it.'' Then as Horton runs after the speck, Katie ''spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away''

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** Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie ''flicks her tongue at it and eats it.'' Then as Horton runs after the speck, Katie ''spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away''away''
*One contact between Horton and the mayor
-->'''Horton''': Horton to Mayor! Come in Mayor! Over!
-->'''Mayor''' (''on his roof, holding a bunch of radios above him''): I get terrible reception here!
-->'''Horton''': '''''[[NoIndoorVoice HOW'S THIS THEN?! IF I GET UP REAL CLOSE, CAN YOU READ ME?!]]'''''
--->[''The Mayor is sent flying off the edge of his roof; he climbs back up again'']]''
-->'''Mayor''': Yep! Roger that!
1st Mar '15 11:25:20 AM ngh93
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** His assistant Miss Yelp then removes the staple from his forehead ''barely even looking in his direction'' like it's happened before

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** His assistant Miss Yelp then removes the staple from his forehead ''barely even looking in his direction'' [[NoodleIncident like it's happened beforebefore]].



I guess I was mistaken, kids. (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! (''Accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk'') I swallowed one! (''repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out'') HELP ME! Tommy, ''[[AC: Pull it out!]]''\\
'''Tommy''' (''look of disgust''): Uh, Okay (''he and the other kids start yank Horton's trunk'')

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I guess I was mistaken, kids. (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! (''Accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk'') I swallowed one! (''repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out'') HELP ME! Tommy, (''holds up his trunk to Tommy''), ''[[AC: Pull it out!]]''\\
'''Tommy''' (''look of disgust''): Uh, Uh...Okay (''he and the other kids start yank yanking Horton's trunk'')
25th Feb '15 7:06:09 PM ngh93
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* At the start Horton is teaching the class about leaf bugs with priceless results. He starts fidgeting with the bug then tries to pull
-->'''Horton''': There it is! The leaf bug: in order to protect itself from Predators, it disguise itself as a leaf.\\
(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip c'mon Lil Buddy don't be shy\\

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* At the start Horton is teaching the class about leaf bugs with priceless results. He starts fidgeting with the bug then tries to pull
results.
-->'''Horton''': There it is! The One of the jungles most amazing creatures: the leaf bug: in In order to protect itself from Predators, predators, it disguise itself as a leaf.\\
(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip c'mon Lil Buddy don't be shy\\shy.\\



I guess I was mistaken kids (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! [''Accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk''] I swallowed one! HELP ME! Tommy, pull it out!\\
'''Tommy''' (''look of disgust''): Uh, Okay (''he and the other kids start pulling Horton's trunk'')
** Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie ''flicks her tongue at it and eats it.'' Then ''spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away''

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I guess I was mistaken kids mistaken, kids. (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! [''Accidentally (''Accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk''] trunk'') I swallowed one! (''repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out'') HELP ME! Tommy, pull ''[[AC: Pull it out!\\
out!]]''\\
'''Tommy''' (''look of disgust''): Uh, Okay (''he and the other kids start pulling yank Horton's trunk'')
** Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie ''flicks her tongue at it and eats it.'' '' Then as Horton runs after the speck, Katie ''spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away''
25th Feb '15 1:45:17 PM ngh93
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* "Horton... is a giant elephant in the sky!" (quieter) "Don't bother looking, he's invisible."

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* "Horton... is a giant elephant in the sky!" (quieter) "Don't bother looking, he's invisible.""
*At the start Horton is teaching the class about leaf bugs with priceless results. He starts fidgeting with the bug then tries to pull
-->'''Horton''': There it is! The leaf bug: in order to protect itself from Predators, it disguise itself as a leaf.\\
(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip c'mon Lil Buddy don't be shy\\
(''tries to pull the leaf bug off the branch; he loses his grip and falls flat on his head'')\\
I guess I was mistaken kids (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! [''Accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk''] I swallowed one! HELP ME! Tommy, pull it out!\\
'''Tommy''' (''look of disgust''): Uh, Okay (''he and the other kids start pulling Horton's trunk'')
**Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie ''flicks her tongue at it and eats it.'' Then ''spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away''
25th Feb '15 1:34:05 PM ngh93
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-->'''Horton''': This looks kinda...precarious. Well, no need to worry. Obviously when they build a bridge like this they'd taken into account that elephants will be crossing it.

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-->'''Horton''': This looks kinda...precarious. Well, no need to worry. Obviously when they build a bridge like this they'd taken into account that elephants will be crossing it.here.



[feather floats gracefully down on to bridge plank...then ''the plank gives way''\\

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[feather (feather floats gracefully down on to bridge plank...then ''the plank gives way''\\way'')\\



** While Horton is crossing the bridge, meanwhile the Mayor is visiting the dentist, already feeling a bit nervous. Every small earthquake (resulting in such things as dental rinsing water being poured into his ''eye'', and the Novocaine needle jabbing his ''arm'') the dentist is ''utterly nonchalant'' about it.

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** While Horton is crossing the bridge, meanwhile the Mayor is visiting the dentist, already feeling a bit nervous. Every small earthquake that occurs (resulting in such things as dental rinsing water being poured into his ''eye'', and the Novocaine needle jabbing his ''arm'') the dentist is ''utterly nonchalant'' about it.



-->'''Mayor''': How could he call me a boob? I would never call anyone a boob. [[HypocriticalHumor HE'S the boob!]] Look at you...yuck! Look at your face. And I bet you don't look so good with a STAPLER IN YOUR HEAD!\\

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-->'''Mayor''': How could he He has the nerve to call me a boob? I would never call anyone someone a boob. [[HypocriticalHumor HE'S the boob!]] Look at you...yuck! Look at your face. And I bet you don't look so good with ''with a STAPLER IN YOUR HEAD!\\HEAD!''\\
22nd Feb '15 12:08:44 PM ngh93
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-->'''Horton''': This looks kinda...precarious. Well, no need to worry. Obviously when they build a bridge like this they'd taken into account that elephants will be crossing it.
**Later as he is halfway across the bridge with the ''bridge halfway gone''
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