History Funny / HortonHearsAWho

9th Sep '17 8:06:28 AM ngh93
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'''Tommy''': (''look of disgust'') Uh...Okay (''he and the other kids start yanking Horton's trunk'')

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'''Tommy''': (''look of disgust'') Uh...Okay Uh, okay (''he and the other kids start yanking Horton's trunk'')
9th Sep '17 8:06:07 AM ngh93
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-->'''Horton''': There it is! One of the jungle's most amazing creatures: the leaf bug: In order to protect itself from predators, it disguise itself as a leaf.\\
(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip. C'mon, Lil Buddy, don't be shy. (''tries to pull the leaf bug off the branch; he loses his grip and falls flat on his head'') I guess I was mistaken, kids. (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH! THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! (''accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk'') I swallowed one! (''repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out'') HELP ME! (''holds up his trunk to Tommy''), ''[[AC: Pull it out!]]''\\

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-->'''Horton''': There it is! One of the jungle's most amazing creatures: the leaf bug: In order to protect itself from predators, it disguise itself as a leaf.\\
(''Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;'') This one's got quite a grip. C'mon, Lil Buddy, don't be shy. (''tries to pull the leaf bug off the branch; he loses his grip and falls flat on his head'') I guess I was mistaken, kids. (''Leafbugs swarm onto his body'') There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a--AH! THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! (''accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk'') I swallowed one! (''repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out'') HELP ME! (''holds up his trunk to Tommy''), Tommy'') ''[[AC: Pull it out!]]''\\
9th Sep '17 8:04:24 AM ngh93
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-->'''Mayor''': He has the nerve to call me a boob? I would never call someone a boob. [[HypocriticalHumor HE'S the boob!]] Look at you...yuck! Look at your face. And I bet you don't look so good ''with a STAPLER IN YOUR HEAD!''\\
[''throws a stapler at the portrait, which bounces off and hits him in the face, leaving a staple implanted there'']\\
'''Mayor''': YEEOWWWW!!!!!

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-->'''Mayor''': He has the nerve to call me a boob? I would never call someone a boob. [[HypocriticalHumor HE'S the boob!]] Look at you...yuck! Look at your face. And I bet you don't look so good ''with a STAPLER IN YOUR HEAD!''\\
HEAD!'' [''throws a stapler at the portrait, which bounces off and hits him in the face, leaving a staple implanted there'']\\
'''Mayor''': YEEOWWWW!!!!!
on his forehead''] '''''YEEOWWWW!!!!!'''''
18th Aug '17 2:46:29 PM Unicorndance
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** "[[EpicFail But Mount Nool is that way!]]

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** "[[EpicFail But Mount Nool is that way!]]way!]]"



* Vlad choking on a bone. "Holy moly!"

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* Vlad choking on a bone. bone and muttering to himself, "Holy moly!"moly!".



** One of the daughters gets a test that's marked "A+++++".
** Another part of the breakfast sequence involves two of the daughters squabbling [[SiblingRivalry because one was using the other's hairbrush.]]
--->'''Hilda''': "Holly's been using my hairbrush!"
--->'''Holly''': "Hilda's been using ''my'' hairbrush!"
--->'''Mayor''': "Look! Over there!" ''(they turn, he swaps their hairbrushes)'' "There, all better." ''(they hug)''.



* The business with the two Vlads- the bad Vlad... and the bunny Vlad that makes the cookies!

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* The business with the two Vlads- the bad Vlad... and the bunny Vlad that makes the cookies!cookies! [[note]] For context, Morton tells Horton that Sour Kangaroo has sent Vlad, but Horton says he knows two Vlads. [[/note]]



*** Even if you don't like snark, this conversation after is funny.
---->'''Morton''': "I think we can assume it's the bad Vlad."
---->'''Horton''': "Good point."



* "I WANT TO LIVE!"

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* When Horton first hears the speck and hears it yelp, he wonders if there's someone on it, or even a whole family. He then imagines a whole family of Whos clinging onto the speck and the youngest shouting "I WANT TO LIVE!"LIVE!".



* "Oookay, Hor-ton - ''fake name'' - where are you?"
** "Oh, voice from the drainpipe."

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* When the Mayor hears Horton's voice coming out of the drainpipe, he thinks it's his friend Bert playing a joke, which leads to him saying, "Oookay, Hor-ton - ''fake name'' - where are you?"
** He then calls Horton "Oh, voice from the drainpipe."



* "No! This is not fun! This is a sign of doom! Everyone stop having fun, immediately!"

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* When Ned discovers a snow day in the middle of summer, everyone else is having fun but he's afraid because one of the scientist's signs of impending doom she mentioned was "dramatic changes in the weather", which causes him to yell out "No! This is not fun! This is a sign of doom! Everyone stop having fun, immediately!"



* "''THIS ENTIRE JUNGLE IS A '''HOUSE OF DEATH!'''''"
* entire Horton crossing the bridge scene.

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* When Horton yells "''THIS ENTIRE JUNGLE IS A '''HOUSE OF DEATH!'''''"
DEATH!'''''" upon searching for a place to put the speck and finding animals eating the plants.
* entire Entire Horton crossing the bridge scene.



--->'''Mayor''': "Stop looking at my arm."



* "Horton... is a giant elephant in the sky!" (quieter) "Don't bother looking, he's invisible."

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* The Mayor explaining who Horton is.
-->'''Mayor''':
"Horton... is a giant elephant in the sky!" (quieter) "Don't bother looking, he's invisible."



--->'''Sally''': What are you doing?
--->'''Mayor''': What's it look like?
--->'''Sally''': Well, I'm no detective, Ned, but you are hanging from the chandelier.
--->'''Mayor''': I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep. (''the chandelier falls with him on it, now hanging '' inches'' above the floor'')

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--->'''Sally''': -->'''Sally''': What are you doing?
--->'''Mayor''': -->'''Mayor''': What's it look like?
--->'''Sally''': -->'''Sally''': Well, I'm no detective, Ned, but you are hanging from the chandelier.
--->'''Mayor''': -->'''Mayor''': I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep. (''the chandelier falls with him on it, now hanging '' inches'' above the floor'')floor'')
** Later.
--->'''Mayor''': "Have you ever gotten the feeling you were being watched?"
--->'''Sally''': "Sure...I suppose."
--->'''Mayor''': "And have you ever gotten the feeling that maybe that thing watching you is, umm...a giant elephant?"
12th Jul '17 6:16:44 PM ngh93
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'''Tommy''' (''look of disgust''): Uh...Okay (''he and the other kids start yanking Horton's trunk'')

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'''Tommy''' '''Tommy''': (''look of disgust''): disgust'') Uh...Okay (''he and the other kids start yanking Horton's trunk'')
12th Jul '17 6:16:14 PM ngh93
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--->'''Mayor''': I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep. (''the chandelier falls with him on it, now hanging'' inches ''from the floor'')

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--->'''Mayor''': I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep. (''the chandelier falls with him on it, now hanging'' inches ''from hanging '' inches'' above the floor'')
12th Jul '17 6:15:13 PM ngh93
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--->'''Sally''': "What are you doing?"
--->'''Mayor''': "What's it look like?"
--->'''Sally''': "Well, I'm no detective, Ned, but you are hanging from the chandelier."
--->'''Mayor''': "I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep." (the chandelier falls with him on it, now hanging ''inches from the floor'')

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--->'''Sally''': "What What are you doing?"
doing?
--->'''Mayor''': "What's What's it look like?"
like?
--->'''Sally''': "Well, Well, I'm no detective, Ned, but you are hanging from the chandelier."
chandelier.
--->'''Mayor''': "I I just thought it might look better somewhere it can't fall on us and crush us in our sleep." (the sleep. (''the chandelier falls with him on it, now hanging ''inches from hanging'' inches ''from the floor'')
30th May '17 7:57:26 PM NWolfman
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* This {{Pun}}
--->'''Horton''': "Knock knock...that's where you'd say 'who's there?' if there were any Whos there",
** However, it's a bit downplayed as it was in a TearJerker scene and [[MoodWhiplash he acts sad afterwards]].

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* This {{Pun}}
little bit of levity during [[TearJerker the saddest scene in the movie]].
--->'''Horton''': "Knock knock...that's where you'd say 'who's there?' if there were any [[{{Pun}} Whos there",
** However, it's a bit downplayed as it was in a TearJerker scene and [[MoodWhiplash he acts sad afterwards]].
there]]."
27th May '17 4:42:35 PM ngh93
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27th May '17 4:42:34 PM ngh93
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-->'''Vlad''': Here's what I'll do to Horton's precious clover. I will take it, I will crush it, and I will ''devour it.''\\
(''swallows bone then starts choking; eventually pulls the bone out'')\\
'''Vlad''': [[{{Squick}} Then I'll regurgitate it. Then I'm gonna devour it a second time]]. So, ''two times'' devoured!\\

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-->'''Vlad''': Here's what I'll do to Horton's precious clover. I will take it, I will crush it, and I will ''devour it.''\\
'' (''swallows bone then starts choking; eventually pulls the bone out'')\\
'''Vlad''':
out'') [[{{Squick}} Then I'll regurgitate it. Then I'm gonna devour it a second time]]. So, ''two times'' devoured!\\
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