History Funny / Hoodwinked

8th Jun '18 1:20:12 PM ButterTub
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'''The Wolf:''' What can I say? I was [[RaisedByWolves raised by wolves]]. ''(cuts to a picture of the Wolf's family portrait)''\\

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'''The Wolf:''' What can I say? I was [[RaisedByWolves raised by wolves]]. ''(cuts \\
''(Cuts
to a a picture of the Wolf's sepia-toned family portrait)''\\portrait, complete with a Ken Burns-esque iris fade onto baby Wolf)''\\
8th Jun '18 1:13:35 PM ButterTub
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'''The Wolf:''' I was close. I wasgoing to go with Greg. [[Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}} Greg Stiltsken]].

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'''The Wolf:''' I was close. I wasgoing was going to go with Greg. [[Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}} Greg Stiltsken]].
8th Jun '18 1:13:26 PM ButterTub
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'''The Wolf:''' I was close. I thought his name was Greg. [[Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}} Greg Stiltsken]].

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'''The Wolf:''' I was close. I thought his name was wasgoing to go with Greg. [[Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}} Greg Stiltsken]].
2nd May '18 7:53:41 AM CakeIsOverrated
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** To be fair, it was.

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** To be fair, it was. The evil ski team have completely deadpan expressions the entire time, even through the multiple uses of jazz hands.
25th Apr '18 12:12:49 PM Khrunwahl02
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* Instead of like a natural predator chasing prey, Wolf flags a taxi to chase Red in the forest.

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* Instead of pursuing Red on foot like a natural predator chasing prey, Wolf flags a taxi to chase Red in the forest.
26th Feb '18 9:01:58 PM ladyofthelibrary
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* During Kirk's story, the lizard director who gives him his callback is presented in a circle wipe due to speaking over the phone. At the end of the conversation, he says that he has to be in a circle wipe across town. In other words, ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall he knows he's in a circle wipe]]''. The commentary mentions that only about 3 people per theater got that one.

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* During Kirk's story, the lizard director who gives him his callback is presented in a circle wipe due to speaking over the phone. At the end of the conversation, he says that he has to be in a circle wipe across town. In other words, ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall he knows he's in a circle wipe]]''. The commentary mentions that only about 3 people per theater got that one.one.
* Two of the pig cops and Raccoon Jerry playing cards, which includes one of the pigs saying that a full house beats a flush and he knows this because "I'm a pig. I know about houses. I built mine out of straw; I'm not an idiot." Even funnier: [[ThrowItIn the conversation was just a bunch of ad libs that got rearranged into an actual conversation, including the aforementioned "I'm not an idiot." line]].
26th Feb '18 8:53:24 PM ladyofthelibrary
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* Red and the Wolf's slow-motion [[DeathGlare stare-down]], complete with a sound-alike of [[Film/KillBill "Battle Without Honor or Humanity,"]] as they pass each other while the Wolf is heading towards the interrogation room.

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* Red and the Wolf's slow-motion [[DeathGlare stare-down]], complete with a sound-alike of [[Film/KillBill "Battle Without Honor or Humanity,"]] as they pass each other while the Wolf is heading towards the interrogation room.room.
* During Kirk's story, the lizard director who gives him his callback is presented in a circle wipe due to speaking over the phone. At the end of the conversation, he says that he has to be in a circle wipe across town. In other words, ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall he knows he's in a circle wipe]]''. The commentary mentions that only about 3 people per theater got that one.
2nd Dec '17 2:57:47 AM infernape612
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-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' I remember you! Three years ago on the Stiltsken case, you were snooping around for a lead on his real name.
-->'''The Wolf:''' I was close. I thought his name was Greg. [[Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}} Greg Stiltsken]].

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-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' I remember you! Three years ago on the Stiltsken case, you were snooping around for a lead on his real name.
-->'''The
name.\\
'''The
Wolf:''' I was close. I thought his name was Greg. [[Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}} Greg Stiltsken]].



-->'''Chief Ted Grizzly:''' Yep, that settles it. We've got our bandit.
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' Ah, could be. I'd like to count my chickens ''after'' they hatch.
-->'''Timmy:''' ''[oinks]'' Chickens?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' You've got to admit, a wolf? Stopping kids ''in the middle of the forest''? That's pretty creepy!
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' Right, yes, yes. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.\\
(''Two pigs go wide-eyed'')\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(on the radio)'' Yeah Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?\\

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-->'''Chief Ted Grizzly:''' Yep, that settles it. We've got our bandit.
-->'''Nicky
bandit.\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' Ah, could be. I'd like to count my chickens ''after'' they hatch.
-->'''Timmy:'''
hatch.\\
'''Timmy:'''
''[oinks]'' Chickens?
-->'''Red
Chickens?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' You've got to admit, a wolf? Stopping kids ''in the middle of the forest''? That's pretty creepy!
-->'''Nicky
creepy!\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' Right, yes, yes. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.\\
(''Two ''[Two pigs go wide-eyed'')\\
wide-eyed]''\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(on ''[on the radio)'' radio]'' Yeah Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?\\



'''Driver:''' I'm okay! I'll walk it off! ''\\

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'''Driver:''' I'm okay! I'll walk it off! ''\\off!



--->'''The Wolf:''' I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible.

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--->'''The -->'''The Wolf:''' I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible.



-->'''The Wolf:''' Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?
-->'''Twitchy:''' ''[flips the candle, says DYNAMITE]'' "[[DynamiteCandle Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay.]] [[Film/AChristmasStory Hmm, must be Italian.]]"
-->'''The Wolf:''' ''[gasps]'' [[OhCrap Lose the candle!]]

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-->'''The Wolf:''' Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?
-->'''Twitchy:'''
those?\\
'''Twitchy:'''
''[flips the candle, says DYNAMITE]'' "[[DynamiteCandle Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay.]] ]]" [[Film/AChristmasStory Hmm, must be Italian.]]"
-->'''The
]]\\
'''The
Wolf:''' ''[gasps]'' [[OhCrap Lose the candle!]]



--> '''The Wolf:''' So, how about that new delivery system?
--> '''Red Puckett:''' Well, it beats riding a bike, that's for sure.
--> ''(cuts to Japeth on a mine cart)''
--> '''Japeth:''' ''(singing) "Oh, I got horns to hold them muffins, and I got horns to hold them pies."

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--> '''The -->'''The Wolf:''' So, how about that new delivery system?
-->
system?\\
'''Red Puckett:''' Well, it beats riding a bike, that's for sure.
--> ''(cuts
sure.\\
''[cut
to Japeth on a mine cart)''
-->
cart]''\\
'''Japeth:''' ''(singing) "Oh, ''[singing]'' Oh, I got horns to hold them muffins, and I got horns to hold them pies."



-->''[The Wolf ends his story revealing that Granny was already locked in the closet and tied up when he arrived]''
-->'''Chief Grizzly:''' Pretty thin, Wolf! You say the old lady was already tied up! How did ''that'' happen?!
-->'''The Wolf:''' I don't know! Maybe to make herself look innocent. I just write the news, Chief! I don't make it.
-->'''Red Puckett:''' For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job. ''[rolls her eyes]''
-->'''The Wolf:''' What can I say? I was [[RaisedByWolves raised by wolves]]. ''(cuts to a picture of the Wolf's family portrait)''
-->'''Chief Grizzly:''' You got a way to back this up?
-->'''Twitchy:''' ''[appears]'' I got these pictures developed, Mr. Flippers!
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' That so? Let's have a look... ''[examines the photos]'' Hmmm... these are good... Ha... ''[shows picture of Wolf mounted in a fish costume]'' Here's a nice one of you, Wolf.
-->'''Twitchy:''' I wanna do an expose' sometime; a gallery show. And maybe a coffee table book, 'course, I don't drink coffee. Maybe a chai tea latte book.
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' Photos don't lie, Chief.
-->'''The Wolf:''' Good work, Twitchy.

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-->''[The Wolf ends his story revealing that Granny was already locked in the closet and tied up when he arrived]''
-->'''Chief
arrived]''\\
'''Chief
Grizzly:''' Pretty thin, Wolf! You say the old lady was already tied up! How did ''that'' happen?!
-->'''The
happen?!\\
'''The
Wolf:''' I don't know! Maybe to make herself look innocent. I just write the news, Chief! I don't make it. \n-->'''Red \\
'''Red
Puckett:''' For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job. ''[rolls her eyes]''
-->'''The
eyes]''\\
'''The
Wolf:''' What can I say? I was [[RaisedByWolves raised by wolves]]. ''(cuts to a picture of the Wolf's family portrait)''
-->'''Chief
portrait)''\\
'''Chief
Grizzly:''' You got a way to back this up?
-->'''Twitchy:'''
up?\\
'''Twitchy:'''
''[appears]'' I got these pictures developed, Mr. Flippers!
-->'''Nicky
Flippers!\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' That so? Let's have a look... ''[examines the photos]'' Hmmm... these are good... Ha... ''[shows picture of Wolf mounted in a fish costume]'' Here's a nice one of you, Wolf. \n-->'''Twitchy:''' \\
'''Twitchy:'''
I wanna do an expose' sometime; a gallery show. And maybe a coffee table book, 'course, I don't drink coffee. Maybe a chai tea latte book. \n-->'''Nicky \\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' Photos don't lie, Chief.
-->'''The
Chief.\\
'''The
Wolf:''' Good work, Twitchy. Twitchy.



--> '''Chief:''' What do you do for a living, Wolf!
--> '''Wolf:''' I'm a shepherd.

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--> '''Chief:''' --->'''Chief:''' What do you do for a living, Wolf!
-->
Wolf!\\
'''Wolf:''' I'm a shepherd.



--> '''Twitchy:''' Heyboss, aladderlookie!
--> '''Wolf:''' God as my witness, you will learn to speak. Hey look, a way out.
--> '''Twitchy:''' ...butthat'swhatI...''(sighs)''

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--> '''Twitchy:''' --->'''Twitchy:''' Heyboss, aladderlookie!
-->
aladderlookie!\\
'''Wolf:''' God as my witness, you will learn to speak. Hey look, a way out.
-->
out.\\
'''Twitchy:''' ...butthat'swhatI...''(sighs)''''[sighs]''



--> '''Twitchy:''' ''(extremely fast)'' Thecriminalyouarelookingforcannotbefoundatthebottomofthemountainheresidesatthetopinacavefortresswheremycompanionsaretryingtodetainhim!
-->'''Bill Stork:''' What is it, boy? Is there trouble at the old mill? Is the barn on fire? The- the well! ''Timmy's stuck in the well!''
-->'''Chief Grizzly:''' Wait! He seems to be speaking... ''words'' of some kind.

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--> '''Twitchy:''' --->'''Twitchy:''' ''(extremely fast)'' Thecriminalyouarelookingforcannotbefoundatthebottomofthemountainheresidesatthetopinacavefortresswheremycompanionsaretryingtodetainhim!
-->'''Bill
Thecriminalyouarelookingforcannotbefoundatthebottomofthemountainheresidesatthetopinacavefortresswheremycompanionsaretryingtodetainhim!\\
'''Bill
Stork:''' What is it, boy? Is there trouble at the old mill? Is the barn on fire? The- the well! ''Timmy's stuck in the well!''
-->'''Chief
well!''\\
'''Chief
Grizzly:''' Wait! He seems to be speaking... ''words'' of some kind.



-->'''Red Puckett:''' What?! ''[Japeth flies past, wearing a set of horns with helicopter rotor blades]''
-->'''Japeth:''' [[CrazyPrepared I WAS PREPARED!]] ''[flies up and away as Red looks on, bemused]''

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-->'''Red Puckett:''' What?! ''[Japeth flies past, wearing a set of horns with helicopter rotor blades]''
-->'''Japeth:'''
blades]''\\
'''Japeth:'''
[[CrazyPrepared I WAS PREPARED!]] ''[flies up and away as Red looks on, bemused]''



-->'''The Wolf:''' So, you got the loot?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Whoa, what big ''hands'' you have!\\

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-->'''The Wolf:''' So, you got the loot?
-->'''Red
loot?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Whoa, what big ''hands'' you have!\\



-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' So, you didn't ''jump'' through the window, you were ''pushed.'' By a ''tree.'' Because you were ''pretending'' to be a woodsman. To sell ''foot cream.''
-->'''Kirk:''' I got the callback!
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' And good for you. Suffice to say, our thespian friend here knows the least about anything.
-->'''Kirk:''' Exactly! What does that mean?
-->'''Chief Grizly:''' That it all points to Granny.

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-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' So, you didn't ''jump'' through the window, you were ''pushed.'' By a ''tree.'' Because you were ''pretending'' to be a woodsman. To sell ''foot cream.''
-->'''Kirk:'''
''\\
'''Kirk:'''
I got the callback!
-->'''Nicky
callback!\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' And good for you. Suffice to say, our thespian friend here knows the least about anything.
-->'''Kirk:'''
anything.\\
'''Kirk:'''
Exactly! What does that mean?
-->'''Chief
mean?\\
'''Chief
Grizly:''' That it all points to Granny.



--> '''Nicky Flippers:''' What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How about a cage?
--> '''Bill Stork:''' ''[on radio, eager]'' Bring in the cage!
--> '''Nicky Flippers:''' [[SarcasmMode I was being sarcastic.]]
--> '''Bill Stork:''' ''[on radio, disappointed]'' Sarcasm. Strike the cage...

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--> '''Nicky -->'''Nicky Flippers:''' What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How about a cage?
-->
cage?\\
'''Bill Stork:''' ''[on radio, eager]'' Bring in the cage!
-->
cage!\\
'''Nicky Flippers:''' [[SarcasmMode I was being sarcastic.]]
-->
]]\\
'''Bill Stork:''' ''[on radio, disappointed]'' Sarcasm. Strike the cage...



-->'''Red Puckett:''' Hello! ''[She sees a mine shack across the meadow and runs towards it; Japeth is rocking on the porch as Red walks up the hill to the shack]'' Hello.
-->''[Japeth doesn't hear her and continues yodeling]''
-->'''Red Puckett:''' I'm looking for... Granny Puckett's house?
-->'''Japeth the Goat:''' ''[singing]'' Graaaaaaaanneeee Puckeeeett...
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Could you stop singing for one moment?
-->'''Japeth the Goat:''' ''[singing]'' No I can't, I wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me, 37 years agoooooooo, and now I gotta sing every thing I saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
-->'''Red Puckett:''' ''[unimpressed]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Everything]]?
-->'''Japeth the Goat:''' ''[speaking]'' That's right.
-->'''Red Puckett:''' You just talked! Just now!
-->'''Japeth the Goat:''' Oh, did I? ''[singing]'' Did I? Dididididodadidididoooo...
-->''[Red gives a pissed off AsideGlance to the audience]''

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-->'''Red Puckett:''' Hello! ''[She sees a mine shack across the meadow and runs towards it; Japeth is rocking on the porch as Red walks up the hill to the shack]'' Hello. \n-->''[Japeth \\
''[Japeth
doesn't hear her and continues yodeling]''
-->'''Red
yodeling]''\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' I'm looking for... Granny Puckett's house?
-->'''Japeth
house?\\
'''Japeth
the Goat:''' ''[singing]'' Graaaaaaaanneeee Puckeeeett...
-->'''Red
Puckeeeett...\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Could you stop singing for one moment?
-->'''Japeth
moment?\\
'''Japeth
the Goat:''' ''[singing]'' No I can't, I wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me, 37 years agoooooooo, and now I gotta sing every thing I saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
-->'''Red
saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' ''[unimpressed]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Everything]]?
-->'''Japeth
Everything]]?\\
'''Japeth
the Goat:''' ''[speaking]'' That's right.
-->'''Red
right.\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' You just talked! Just now!
-->'''Japeth
now!\\
'''Japeth
the Goat:''' Oh, did I? ''[singing]'' Did I? Dididididodadidididoooo...
-->''[Red
Dididididodadidididoooo...\\
''[Red
gives a pissed off AsideGlance to the audience]''



-->'''Red Puckett:''' Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble! I've gotta find a way around the mountain fast!
-->'''Japeth:''' ''[singing]'' Well you came to the right goat! ''[pops off his horns]''
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Oh, good. More singing.

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-->'''Red --->'''Red Puckett:''' Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble! I've gotta find a way around the mountain fast!
-->'''Japeth:'''
fast!\\
'''Japeth:'''
''[singing]'' Well you came to the right goat! ''[pops off his horns]''
-->'''Red
horns]''\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Oh, good. More singing.



-->'''Red Puckett:''' They've got this all wrong, Mr. Flippers.
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' ''[notices Red and steps over to her]'' Oh, I don't know. You look pretty dangerous to me. What's your name?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Red.
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' And why do they call you that?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Why do they call ''you'' "Flippers"?
-->''[Cuts to Flippers on the dance floor at a disco club in a flashy white suit. As the crowd chants "Go Flippers!" in the background, he does a backflip and lands in a splitz]''
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' Um, [[BlatantLies no reason]].
-->'''Red Puckett:''' They call me "Red" [[IconicItem because of this red hood I wear]].
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' What about when you're not wearing it?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' ''[quietly]'' [[DeadpanSnarker I usually wear it.]]

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-->'''Red Puckett:''' They've got this all wrong, Mr. Flippers.
-->'''Nicky
Flippers.\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' ''[notices Red and steps over to her]'' Oh, I don't know. You look pretty dangerous to me. What's your name?
-->'''Red
name?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Red.
-->'''Nicky
Red.\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' And why do they call you that?
-->'''Red
that?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Why do they call ''you'' "Flippers"?
-->''[Cuts
"Flippers"?\\
''[Cuts
to Flippers on the dance floor at a disco club in a flashy white suit. As the crowd chants "Go Flippers!" in the background, he does a backflip and lands in a splitz]''
-->'''Nicky
splitz]''\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' Um, [[BlatantLies no reason]].
-->'''Red
reason]].\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' They call me "Red" [[IconicItem because of this red hood I wear]].
-->'''Nicky
wear]].\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' What about when you're not wearing it?
-->'''Red
it?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' ''[quietly]'' [[DeadpanSnarker I usually wear it.]]



-->'''Red Puckett:''' Granny? It's me, Red. Is everything okay?
-->'''The Wolf:''' Oh. Oh yeah, sure thing. Come on in.
-->''[Cuts to Red being interviewed by Flippers]''
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' So this Wolf, he was dressed as your grandma?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Yes.
-->''[in flashback]''
-->'''The Wolf:''' I'm your grandma.
-->''[end flashback]''
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' And you bought that?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' No. Not really.
-->'''Red Puckett (flashback):''' Whoa, what big ''hands'' you have! ''[cut]'' And what big ''ears'' you have! ''[cut]'' What bad ''breath'' you have! ''[cut]'' What big ''eyes'' you have!
-->'''The Wolf:''' Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting?!
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' Yes, yes, and then the fellow with the axe burst in? ''[Kirk bursts through the window and the Wolf starts saying "Whoa-whoa!", when Red waves her hands to indicate "halt"]''
-->'''Red Puckett:''' No, no! Not yet! ''[All of the action on the screen, with the exception of Red, rewinds, including the music; Kirk flies back out of the window and the glass repairs itself]'' First, I was attacked by that crazy wolf!
-->''[The Wolf corners Red in the living room with a fireplace poker]''
-->'''Red Puckett (flashback):''' Hi-yah! You crazy wolf!
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Then my Granny jumped out of the closet... ''[Granny bursts out of the closet and emits a battle cry]'' ...but she was tied up. ''[With an audible pop, Granny is bound and gagged]''
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' And ''then'' [[TheIcemanCometh the Axeman Cometh]]? ''[snickers]''
-->'''Red Puckett:''' You got it.
-->''[In the flashback, Kirk bursts back through the window]''
-->'''Red Puckett:''' Only, he was ''screaming''.
-->'''Kirk:''' ''[weakly]'' Aargh? ''[Red glares at him]''
-->'''Red Puckett:''' ''[angrily]'' Like a maniac! ''[Kirk starts waving his axe wildly and screaming accordingly]''
-->'''Chief Grizzly:''' Wow.
-->'''Det. Bill Stork:''' Hmm.
-->'''Nicky Flippers:''' Oh. So that was it?
-->'''Red Puckett:''' That wolf was gonna eat us all...

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-->'''Red Puckett:''' Granny? It's me, Red. Is everything okay?
-->'''The
okay?\\
'''The
Wolf:''' Oh. Oh yeah, sure thing. Come on in.
-->''[Cuts
in.\\
''[Cuts
to Red being interviewed by Flippers]''
-->'''Nicky
Flippers]''\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' So this Wolf, he was dressed as your grandma?
-->'''Red
grandma?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Yes.
-->''[in flashback]''
-->'''The
Yes.\\
''[in flashback]''\\
'''The
Wolf:''' I'm your grandma.
-->''[end flashback]''
-->'''Nicky
grandma.\\
''[end flashback]''\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' And you bought that?
-->'''Red
that?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' No. Not really.
-->'''Red
really.\\
'''Red
Puckett (flashback):''' Whoa, what big ''hands'' you have! ''[cut]'' And what big ''ears'' you have! ''[cut]'' What bad ''breath'' you have! ''[cut]'' What big ''eyes'' you have!
-->'''The
have!\\
'''The
Wolf:''' Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting?!
-->'''Nicky
getting?!\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' Yes, yes, and then the fellow with the axe burst in? ''[Kirk bursts through the window and the Wolf starts saying "Whoa-whoa!", when Red waves her hands to indicate "halt"]''
-->'''Red
"halt"]''\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' No, no! Not yet! ''[All of the action on the screen, with the exception of Red, rewinds, including the music; Kirk flies back out of the window and the glass repairs itself]'' First, I was attacked by that crazy wolf!
-->''[The
wolf!\\
''[The
Wolf corners Red in the living room with a fireplace poker]''
-->'''Red
poker]''\\
'''Red
Puckett (flashback):''' Hi-yah! You crazy wolf!
-->'''Red
wolf!\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Then my Granny jumped out of the closet... ''[Granny bursts out of the closet and emits a battle cry]'' ...but she was tied up. ''[With an audible pop, Granny is bound and gagged]''
-->'''Nicky
gagged]''\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' And ''then'' [[TheIcemanCometh the Axeman Cometh]]? ''[snickers]''
-->'''Red
''[snickers]''\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' You got it.
-->''[In
it.\\
''[In
the flashback, Kirk bursts back through the window]''
-->'''Red
window]''\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' Only, he was ''screaming''.
-->'''Kirk:'''
''screaming''.\\
'''Kirk:'''
''[weakly]'' Aargh? ''[Red glares at him]''
-->'''Red
him]''\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' ''[angrily]'' Like a maniac! ''[Kirk starts waving his axe wildly and screaming accordingly]''
-->'''Chief
accordingly]''\\
'''Chief
Grizzly:''' Wow.
-->'''Det.
Wow.\\
'''Det.
Bill Stork:''' Hmm.
-->'''Nicky
Hmm.\\
'''Nicky
Flippers:''' Oh. So that was it?
-->'''Red
it?\\
'''Red
Puckett:''' That wolf was gonna eat us all...



-->'''Flippers:''' You really took a ''beating''...from a little girl.
-->''(Cut to Red standing next to a picture of herself as regional karate champ)''

to:

-->'''Flippers:''' You really took a ''beating''...from a little girl.
-->''(Cut
girl.\\
''(Cut
to Red standing next to a picture of herself as regional karate champ)''
6th Nov '17 8:18:19 AM chasemaddigan
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* The numerous {{Shout Out}}s in the sequel.. Especially Boingo as [[SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lector]].



* In the sequel when Verushka is giving her big speech
-->'''Granny:''' Why are you telling me all this? I was there
-->'''Granny:''' Did you really practice that speech?
* Pig: "Great news! My doctor says I'm gonna live!" (Red falls on him from several stories)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV_oNsFdTYM Japeth]], upon seeing he's about to get crushed again, tossing away his banjo and launching into the aria of ''Theatre/{{Pagliacci}}.''
1st May '17 1:10:58 AM NWolfman
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* Red and the Wolf's slow-motion [[DeathGlare stare-down]] as they pass each other while the Wolf is heading towards the interrogation room.

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* Red and the Wolf's slow-motion [[DeathGlare stare-down]] stare-down]], complete with a sound-alike of [[Film/KillBill "Battle Without Honor or Humanity,"]] as they pass each other while the Wolf is heading towards the interrogation room.
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