History Funny / HomeAlone

23rd Jun '16 8:21:00 AM Phoenixion
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-->'''Johnny:''' Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
-->'''Security Guard:''' ''(everyone looks to the guard whose nametag just happens to reads "Cliff", he is shocked as everyone else)'' It's a lie!

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-->'''Johnny:''' Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! [[ReallyGetsAround Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
Bob,]] [[NamesTheSame Cliff]]...
-->'''Security Guard:''' ''(everyone looks to the guard whose nametag just happens to reads "Cliff", he is shocked as everyone else)'' else. One of them also has an expression that basically says "Damn you DirtyOldMan.")'' It's a lie!
26th May '16 7:28:40 PM ngh93
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-->'''Peter''': KEVIN! YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE?!?!!!

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-->'''Peter''': KEVIN! YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?!!!
26th May '16 7:26:39 PM ngh93
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-->'''Kevin's mom''': "What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?"

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-->'''Kevin's mom''': -->'''Kate''': "What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?"



-->'''Kevin's mom''': ''(angrily)'' "What kind of idiots do you have working here?"

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-->'''Kevin's mom''': -->'''Kate''': ''(angrily)'' "What kind of idiots do you have working here?"
12th May '16 1:53:07 AM TitoMosquito
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** Followed by several little screams and squeals as he threw the spider on Harry's chest and reaches for his crowbar to smash it with.

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** Followed by several little screams and squeals as he threw the spider on at Harry's chest and reaches reaching for his crowbar to smash it with.



** Followed by his wife, Peter, and Kate's reaction. His wife having a disapproving look.



-->'''Kevin's mom:''' Say good night, Kevin.\\

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-->'''Kevin's mom:''' -->'''Kate:''' Say good night, Kevin.\\



'''Sergeant Balzak:''' [[AdultFear Have he been involved in a household accident?]]\\

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'''Sergeant Balzak:''' [[AdultFear Have Has he been involved in a household accident?]]\\



-->'''Marv:''' I'm gonna murder that kid. ''[bet]'' ''ACHOO!!!'' *coughs*

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-->'''Marv:''' I'm gonna murder that kid. ''[bet]'' ''[beat]'' ''ACHOO!!!'' *coughs*
29th Apr '16 6:54:05 PM SirVancelot131
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** And then he and Kate start giggling nervously while the officer '''very uncomfortably''' stares at them.

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** And then he and Kate start giggling nervously while the officer '''very uncomfortably''' stares at them. This becomes even more funny when you remember the officer from the first movie that spoke with Kevin's parents being completely unconcerned.
14th Mar '16 2:30:27 PM Hedging
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Added DiffLines:

* This gem:
-->'''Kevin:''' This house is so full of people it makes me sick! [[HypocriticalHumor When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!]]
14th Jan '16 8:38:06 PM TitoMosquito
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* Kevin's mom tries to call the police for help.
-->'''Kate:''' I'm calling from Paris, I have a son who's home alone--\\
'''Sergeant Balzak:''' Has the child been involved in violence with a drunk family member?\\
'''Kate:''' ''(confused)'' No.\\
'''Sergeant Balzak:''' [[AdultFear Have he been involved in a household accident?]]\\
'''Kate:''' ''(worried)'' I don't know. I hope not.\\
'''Sergeant Balzak:''' Has the child ingested any poison or is an object lodged in his throat?\\
'''Kate:''' ''(annoyed)'' NO! He's just home alone! I'd like somebody to go over to the house and see if he's all right! Just to check on him!\\
'''Sergeant Balzak:''' You want us to go to your house, just to check on him.\\
'''Kate:''' Yes!
13th Jan '16 10:55:07 AM speedyboris
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* This bit, after Harry lays out the robbery plan:
--> '''Harry''': Yep, there's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve.\\
'''Marv''': Oh yes there is... ''(points and himself and Harry)''
28th Dec '15 5:28:17 PM KoopaKid17
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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isaUORlMZlQ deleted scenes]] are outright hilarious.
** The topping is one of Harry and Marv singing their own rendition of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" while driving, with more appropriate lyrics.
** "Someone's in my house!"
** '''Harry:''' Are you afraid to go out the window, Harry? ''I'm'' Harry!

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isaUORlMZlQ deleted scenes]] are outright hilarious.
** The
hilarious but the topping is one of Harry and Marv singing their own rendition of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" while driving, with more appropriate lyrics.
** * In one blooper, Macaulay Culkin yells, "Someone's in my house!"
** '''Harry:''' * Another blooper where Joe Pesci forgets who he is.
--> '''Joe:'''
Are you afraid to go out the window, Harry? ''I'm'' Harry!
28th Dec '15 5:24:35 PM KoopaKid17
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* In a DeletedScene, Harry and Marv sing to "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" with altered lyrics.



* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isaUORlMZlQ deleted scenes]] are outright hilarious. But the topping is one of Harry and Marv singing their own rendition of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" while driving, with more appropriate lyrics.

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isaUORlMZlQ deleted scenes]] are outright hilarious. But the hilarious.
** The
topping is one of Harry and Marv singing their own rendition of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" while driving, with more appropriate lyrics.lyrics.
** "Someone's in my house!"
** '''Harry:''' Are you afraid to go out the window, Harry? ''I'm'' Harry!
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