History Funny / HomeAlone

27th Jun '17 3:39:46 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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* Marv and Harry's BadBadActing as they try to fake Kevin out by pretending to get hit with the paint cans, having anticipated that he would try this, while Harry counts them off. Sadly, they fail to anticipate the lead pipe that knocks them down a moment later:

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* Marv and Harry's BadBadActing as they try to fake Kevin out by pretending to get hit with the paint cans, having anticipated that he would try this, while Harry counts them off.off ("OW! Right in the ''SCHNOZZ!''"). Sadly, they fail to anticipate the lead pipe that knocks them down a moment later:
3rd Jun '17 2:22:56 PM ngh93
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* Buzz screaming at the end "KEVIN! [[BrickJoke WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!?!]]"

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* Buzz screaming at the end "KEVIN! [[BrickJoke "'''KEVIN!''' '''''[[BrickJoke WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!?!]]"ROOM?!?!]]'''''"



-->'''Peter''': KEVIN! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?!!!

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-->'''Peter''': KEVIN! YOU '''KEVIN!''' '''''YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?!!!SERVICE?!?!!!'''''
15th May '17 7:25:14 PM KoopaKid17
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-->'''Kevin''' See?

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-->'''Kevin''' -->'''Kevin:''' See?
15th May '17 7:20:56 PM KoopaKid17
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'''Johnny:''' Hey! I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts fulla lead! One...two...ten! ''(cue Johnny using the tommygun. The pizza guy runs to his car with all haste)''

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'''Johnny:''' Hey! I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts fulla lead! One...two... two... ten! ''(cue Johnny using the tommygun. The pizza guy runs to his car with all haste)''



*** Marv then sticks his head through the doggy door to see just what happened...and stares right into the barrel of a BB gun. Cue OhCrapSmile.

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*** Marv then sticks his head through the doggy door to see just what happened... and stares right into the barrel of a BB gun. Cue OhCrapSmile.



-->'''Johnny:''' You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother!

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-->'''Johnny:''' You was here... and you was smoochin' with my brother!



-->'''Johnny:''' Two...! ''(Begins unloading his tommygun on them, laughing maniacally. The hotel staff dive for cover out in the hall)'' Three! ''(Kevin lip syncs Johnny's words as he ducks into the stairwell)'' Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! ''(Johnny shoots another burst. Kevin pokes his head out on cue)'' And a Happy New Year. ''(one last shot)''

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-->'''Johnny:''' Two...! ''(Begins unloading his tommygun on them, laughing maniacally. The hotel staff dive for cover out in the hall)'' Three! ''(Kevin lip syncs Johnny's words as he ducks into the stairwell)'' Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! ''(Johnny shoots another burst. Kevin pokes his head out on cue)'' And a Happy New Year. ''(one last shot)''



** Earlier, when Kevin watches the movie the first time.
-->'''Johnny:''' You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
-->'''Gardenias:''' I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
-->'''Kevin:''' She was not! She was smooching with your brother.
-->'''Johnny:''' You was here... and you was smoochin' with my brother!
-->'''Kevin''' See?



-->'''Marv:''' I'm gonna murder that kid. ''[beat]'' ''ACHOO!!!'' *coughs*

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-->'''Marv:''' I'm gonna murder that kid. ''[beat]'' ''ACHOO!!!'' ''ACHOO!'' *coughs*



'''Marv:''' That's...three.\\

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'''Marv:''' That's... three.\\



'''Marv:''' That's...four!

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'''Marv:''' That's... four!



* When Marv manages to enter the house, he [[LargeHam rather loudly]] announces so...[[spoiler:only to fall all the way down to the lowest floor a mere two seconds later.]]

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* When Marv manages to enter the house, he [[LargeHam rather loudly]] announces so... [[spoiler:only to fall all the way down to the lowest floor a mere two seconds later.]]
13th Apr '17 1:35:51 PM wyattte
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* "When I get older and get married, I'm living alone!"

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* "When I get older [[BadassBoast "You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?"]] Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Even better, Macaulay Culkin [[ThrowItIn improvised it!]]
* Speaking of improv: when Kevin hides in the treehouse, the crooks look out the window,
and get married, I'm living alone!"Marv blurts out [[BlackComedy "Maybe he committed suicide."]] Improvised by Daniel Stern.



* On the set, Creator/ChrisColumbus didn't want the cast and crew to curse in front of the kids, so he instituted a SwearJar. Apparently, Creator/JoePesci filled it in one day.
11th Jan '17 4:15:13 AM StarTropes
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--> "Skull fracture with epidural hematoma. Marv is dead."



-->"Give this to Kevin." *passes bag to next person* "Give this to Kevin", "Give this to Kevin", etc, "Here you go Kevin". *{{beat}}, passes bag back* "Kevin's not here" "Kevin's not here"...

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-->"Give --> [[DelegationRelay "Give this to Kevin." *passes bag to next person* "Give this to Kevin", "Give this to Kevin", etc, "Here you go Kevin". ]] *{{beat}}, passes bag back* "Kevin's not here" "Kevin's not here"...
6th Jan '17 3:25:38 PM contrafanxxx
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* After successfully bluffing his way passed a supermarket cashier, the bottoms of Kevinís grocery bags burst open on his walk home, spilling his groceries onto the pavement. He gives an Aside Glance of exasperation into the camera.

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* After successfully bluffing his way passed a supermarket cashier, the bottoms of Kevinís grocery bags burst open on his walk home, spilling his groceries onto the pavement. He gives an Aside Glance AsideGlance of exasperation into the camera.
27th Dec '16 2:12:12 PM contrafanxxx
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* Marv's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] when being attacked by the pigeons.
21st Dec '16 2:46:28 PM kquinn0830
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** [[spoiler:Making it funnier is that Kevin simply takes a step to the left and Marv completely misses.]]
18th Dec '16 7:01:57 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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