History Funny / HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys

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* "Stranger in a Strange World":
** Ares showing Iolaus 2 to Hercules as he laughs.
** Iolaus 2 generally goofing off as Ares and a perplexed Hercules watch.
** Ares tells Herc: "[[TemptingFate He starts to mime, he's a dead man.]]" Cue Iolaus 2 miming. Ares then advances on him, only to be stopped by Hercules.
** Hercules pulling a StealthHiBye on Iolaus 2 in the temple ("Hi").
** When Iolaus mentions Alcmene to The Sovereign, The Sovereign yells "''[[MommyIssues SHE ABANDONED ME]]!!!''" and throws a temper tantrum.
*** Moments later, The Sovereign, [[MoodSwinger calm again]], pulls a StealthHiBye on Iolaus.
** The petulant way The Sovereign drops Iolaus, whom he was threatening, as he consents to an audience with Aphrodite 2.
** The Sovereign [[OffhandBackhand backhanding]] Iolaus after he comments that Aphrodite 2 is all covered up.
** Iolaus's surprise that Aphrodite 2 is a shy ProperLady.
** Xena 2 being TheDitz throughout the episode.
** As The Sovereign and Xena 2 engage in some DestructoNookie, Iolaus comments "Their foreplay is gonna get me killed!"
** Apparently, in the AlternateUniverse, Hera is the Goddess of Music.
*** On that note, Cupid is the God of War. [[TheDreaded Ares 2 refers to him as "that maniac" and shudders at the thought of him]] as he talks with Iolaus.
** Iolaus trying to amuse The Sovereign to prevent prisoners from being executed. Ares 2 and Aphrodite 2 are amused by Iolaus's antics and jokes. The Sovereign and Xena 2? [[NoSell Not so much]].
** Xena 2's pouty face as she complains to The Sovereign about deciding to not execute the prisoners.
** Ares's ''very'' childish "He always liked the two of you better than me!" to Hercules and Aphrodite before going "I'm outta here!" and teleporting away.
** Aphrodite putting a blonde wig on Ares's head as part of a concerted effort to draw out the God of War.
** Xena 2 switching the bride doll with a doll of herself on the wedding cake.
** As Ares 2 officiates The Sovereign and Aphrodite 2's wedding, he pleads for someone to voice objections to the union. When one man steps up, the guards draw their swords and aim it at his neck. The Sovereign then comments "No objections."
** Xena 2 and Aphrodite 2's CatFight, which involves the two women taking turns smashing the other's head into the wedding cake.
** After Xena 2 uses her shoe much in the same way her normal counterpart uses her chakram (which is, in and of itself, a CMOF), she comments that she has more skill than she thought, then decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere make a break for it]].
** TheReveal that the Executioner is [[spoiler:[[TheCameo Gabrielle 2]]]], who demands to know "Where's that Trojan elephant that did this to me?"
** Hercules and Ares striking each other at the same time, sending themselves skidding across the ground.
** After Zeus opens another dimensional portal, Hercules thanks Ares for his help and runs for the portal, while Ares stays on the ground and bewilderingly asks "I helped ''him''?"
** The Sovereign's {{narm}}y BigNo as [[spoiler:he's trapped between dimensions]].
** Ares saying he hates happy endings before teleporting away with Aphrodite.
** The look on Iolaus's face when Hercules asks him if he'd look better with a beard.
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* "Les Contemptibles":
** Jean-Pierre (Iolaus) clumsily taking off his cloak as he holds up Francois (Salmoneus) in his introductory scene, followed immediately by Robert (Hercules) swinging in, hitting Jean-Pierre, and holding up Francois.
*** Jean-Pierre then berates Robert, even hitting him numerous times as Robert yells in reply. His French accent makes it funnier.
** Jean-Pierre briefly misinterpreting Robert's efforts to get him to notice Francois drawing his sword.
** Francois [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomping]] Jean-Pierre and Robert.
** Francois punching Jean-Pierre and sending him falling to the ground as the latter attempts to rush him is utterly hysterical.
** Robert and Jean-Pierre's "Who?" in reply to Francois mentioned "Hercule."
** Robert picking his nose as Francois relates the tale of Hercules.
** Robert and Jean-Pierre taking off after hitting some French soldiers.
** Robert, Jean-Pierre, and Francois hiding in a chest and moving it across the floor.
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*** The resigned self-awareness in Ares's voice as he says that line makes it funnier; it's like he's saying "Yeah, I know my motives suck, but what else am I gonna do?"
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** The male production crew humming the show's theme in the bathroom.



** Johnny Pinto's audition for Hercules.

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** The male production crew [[DistractedByTheSexy going ga-ga]] over [[MsFanservice Beth Hymson]], the casting director who implies she's sleeping with her hunky gardener Johnny Pinto's Pinko ("You should see the size of his weed whacker!").
** Pinko's
audition for Hercules.Hercules.
** The montage of other men auditioning to replace Sorbo as Hercules. One is an ElvisImpersonator and another is a ''mime''.



*** Hollinsfoffer orders Rob and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Rob will be selling cotton candy at an amusement dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.

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*** Hollinsfoffer orders Rob and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Rob will be selling cotton candy at an amusement park dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.
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*** Followed by Herc and Iolaus [[TheGadfly taunting Ares by telling him he still has them and making absolutely goofy smiles]], prompting the God of War to [[VomitDiscretionShot vomit in disgust]].

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*** Followed by Herc and Iolaus [[TheGadfly taunting Ares by telling him he still has him and Iolaus, followed by the two of them and making absolutely goofy smiles]], prompting the God of War to [[VomitDiscretionShot vomit in disgust]].



---->'''Hercules''': "You'll pay for this, Hercules." "We'll meet again, little brother."
---->'''Iolaus''': "You're on my list, Hercules!"

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---->'''Hercules''': "You'll pay for this, Hercules." "We'll meet again, little brother."
---->'''Iolaus''': "We'll meet again, little brother."
---->'''Hercules''':
"You're on my list, Hercules!"


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**** Then Herc notes "I think we hurt his feelings."
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** "If I Had A Hammer" has her shutting [[AmazonChaser Salmoneus]] up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.

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** "If I Had A a Hammer" has her shutting [[AmazonChaser Salmoneus]] up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.



** Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him going berserk during a game of paintball.

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** Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him [[SeriousBusiness going berserk during a game of paintball.paintball]].



--->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is Chimpules?!

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--->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is Chimpules?!"Chimpules?!"



** Johnny Pinto's audition for Hercules.



** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer at the start.

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** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer at the start.



*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car, and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.

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*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car, car ("This is where you get off"), and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.



---->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]

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---->'''Jerry:''' --->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]



** ''"Love, Amazon Style"''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.

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** ''"Love, * "Love, Amazon Style"''. Style." As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, says "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," fraud" and they go on with the episode.episode.
* "Full Circle":
** Hercules and Iolaus find a village under attack by a rather goofy-looking monster conjured by [[RealityWarper Evander]]. The monster, at one point, breathes '''bubbles''' after it originally spewed flames.
** After Herc and Iolaus wake up to find Evander missing, Ares greets them by calling them "The two stooges."
** Herc and Iolaus's doomsday scenario conversation:
--->'''Iolaus''': Well, if you're so fed up with the gods, why don't we let them just destroy Olympus?
--->'''Hercules''': Remember my theory about the seasons?
--->'''Iolaus''': Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The sun revolves around the Earth. What's that got to do with Olympus?
--->'''Hercules''': Well, Olympus is supported by a pillar that runs right into the center of the Earth. If Atlas manages to break the pillar, Olympus will come crashing down.
--->'''Iolaus''': So?
--->'''Hercules''': So if Olympus falls, it'll hit the ground with the force of a comet.
--->'''Iolaus''': A what?
--->'''Hercules''': A comet. I'll explain later. Olympus will knock the Earth right out of its orbit.
--->'''Iolaus''': Wait. So if the Earth gets knocked too close to the sun--
--->'''Hercules''': We'll fry.
--->'''Iolaus''': And if it goes too far--
--->'''Hercules''': We'll freeze.
--->'''Iolaus''': (''{{beat}}'') Why are you wasting time explaining this to me?! Come on! (''heads off'')
** At the end, Ares appears to Hercules and Iolaus to gripe about Zeus and Hera getting back together.
--->'''Ares''': I hope you're happy! Because of you, Hera and Zeus are gonna get back together again!
--->'''Hercules''': And this upsets you. Unbelievable.
--->'''Ares''': Because everything I ever learned about hate and greed and envy and spite, I learned from Hera! (''looks up at the sky'') ''[[SuddenlyShouting ARE THERE NO MORE HEROES]]''?!
*** Followed by Herc and Iolaus [[TheGadfly taunting Ares by telling him he still has them and making absolutely goofy smiles]], prompting the God of War to [[VomitDiscretionShot vomit in disgust]].
*** Ares then tries to threaten his demigod brother, only for Hercules and Iolaus to cut him off by mimicking him.
---->'''Ares''': You mark my words--
---->'''Hercules''': "You'll pay for this, Hercules." "We'll meet again, little brother."
---->'''Iolaus''': "You're on my list, Hercules!"
*** The whole thing ends with Ares heading off, sniffling, before he disappears.
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* "For Those of You Just Joining Us" was full of these moments:
** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer.
--->'''Hollinsoffer''': What is with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Tapert''': Why, what have you heard?

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* "Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules" serves up funny moment after funny moment.
** Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him going berserk during a game of paintball.
--->'''Jerry''': Paintball ain't just a game, soldier. It's a metaphor for life!
** TheReveal that Alex Kurtzman and Bob Orci are living together [[spoiler:inside a closet in Renaissance Pictures' meeting room]].
** Paul Robert Coyle fretting over Kevin Sorbo going missing:
--->'''Paul''': No star, no show! No show, no paycheck! No paycheck, no kneecaps! I got debts!
** This lovely exchange:
--->'''Jerry''': Back in Korea, we had a saying: "You never leave a man behind."
--->'''Liz''': When were you in Korea?
--->'''Jerry''': I was there for the Olympics, missy! It was hell.
** After Alex and Bob pitch their idea for "Chimpules":
--->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is Chimpules?!
--->'''Alex''': Well, we were saving it for the right time.
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''': How the fu([[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]) did they get these jobs?!
** The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
* "Faith" [[DownerEnding ends on a pretty low note]], but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
* "For Those of You Just Joining Us" was is full of these moments:
** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer.
--->'''Hollinsoffer''':
Hollinsfoffer at the start.
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''':
What is it with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Tapert''': '''Rob''': Why, what have you heard?



*** Hollinsfoffer orders Tapert and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Tapert will be selling cotton candy at an amusement dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.

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*** Hollinsfoffer orders Tapert Rob and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Tapert Rob will be selling cotton candy at an amusement dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.laugh.
*** Rob challenges Hollinsfoffer, calling him "spinach beard." Cut to Rob being thrown through the doors of Hollinsfoffer's office.



*** As Hercules drives, the background changes from one showing a TyrannosaurusRex to other scenes.



*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car.

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*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car.car, and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.



** The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Tapert falls to the ground.

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** The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Tapert Rob falls to the ground.



** Sorbo "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out in the sweat shed and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa is knock him out.
*** While the rest of the crew is discussing what to write next, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the shed...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.

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** Sorbo "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out in the sweat shed and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa is knock him out.
*** While the rest of the crew is discussing what to write next, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the shed...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Sorbo
Hercules pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.



*** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.

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** Hercules "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out in the sweat lodge, saying he can't breathe and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa to knock him out.
*** Rob Tapert's As Jerry comments on how there's nothing scarier than seeing Paul's backside, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the sweat lodge...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Rob's
idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.



** The {{flashback}} of Sorbo coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing like a tenor]].
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.S.!"

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** The {{flashback}} of Sorbo Hercules coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing like "[[Theatre/TheMarriageOfFigaro Figaro]]" in a tenor]].
deep voice]].
** How Hercules figured out [[spoiler:Sunny Day is Hollinsfoffer]]: [[spoiler:Norma Bates simply slipped him a note in the sweat lodge]].
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.[[spoiler:B.S.!"]]!"
** Ares pulling an IAlwaysWantedToSayThat on [[spoiler:Hollinsfoffer]] by telling him "You will never work in this town again!"



* "Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules" serves up funny moment after funny moment.
** The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
* "Faith" [[DownerEnding ends on a pretty low note]], but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]
--->"One of those days..."
** Kevin Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
--->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland:" Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
--->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]
** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.S.!"

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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]
--->"One of those days..."
** Kevin Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
--->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland:" Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
--->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]
** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be
meeting with B.S.!" Hollinsfoffer.
--->'''Hollinsoffer''': What is with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Tapert''': Why, what have you heard?
*** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus in more episodes!"
*** Hollinsfoffer orders Tapert and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Tapert will be selling cotton candy at an amusement dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.



*** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]



**
--->''"What is with you and animals, anyway?"''\\
''"Why, what have you heard?"''



** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus in more episodes!"
* ''"Love Amazon Style"''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.

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** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus Everyone, but ''especially'' Paul, freaking out upon meeting Norma Bates, complete with ''Film/{{Psycho}}''-style music.
** "Eeny, meeny, miny...'''DIE'''!"
** The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Tapert falls to the ground.
** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and, finally, "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the old fashioned ACME way]]."
--->'''Iolaus''': One of those days...
** Sorbo "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out
in more episodes!"
* ''"Love
the sweat shed and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa is knock him out.
*** While the rest of the crew is discussing what to write next, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the shed...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
---->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
*** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
---->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant, it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
*** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
** The {{flashback}} of Sorbo coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing like a tenor]].
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.S.!"
** ''"Love,
Amazon Style"''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.



* "Faith" ends on a pretty low note, but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with Nebula fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.

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* "Faith" [[DownerEnding ends on a pretty low note, note]], but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with Nebula [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
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* "For Those Of You Just Joining Us" was full of these moments:

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* "For Those Of of You Just Joining Us" was full of these moments:


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* "Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules" serves up funny moment after funny moment.
** The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
* "Faith" ends on a pretty low note, but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with Nebula fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
18th Jan '16 6:31:16 PM jormis29
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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is spontaneous combustion, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]

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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is spontaneous combustion, {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]
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