History Funny / HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys

13th Nov '16 7:27:26 AM kalel32688
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** "If I Had A Hammer" has her shutting [[AmazonChaser Salmoneus]] up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.

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** "If I Had A a Hammer" has her shutting [[AmazonChaser Salmoneus]] up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.



** Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him going berserk during a game of paintball.

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** Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him [[SeriousBusiness going berserk during a game of paintball.paintball]].



--->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is Chimpules?!

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--->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is Chimpules?!"Chimpules?!"



** Johnny Pinto's audition for Hercules.



** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer at the start.

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** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer at the start.



*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car, and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.

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*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car, car ("This is where you get off"), and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.



---->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]

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---->'''Jerry:''' --->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]



** ''"Love, Amazon Style"''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.

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** ''"Love, * "Love, Amazon Style"''. Style." As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, says "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," fraud" and they go on with the episode.episode.
* "Full Circle":
** Hercules and Iolaus find a village under attack by a rather goofy-looking monster conjured by [[RealityWarper Evander]]. The monster, at one point, breathes '''bubbles''' after it originally spewed flames.
** After Herc and Iolaus wake up to find Evander missing, Ares greets them by calling them "The two stooges."
** Herc and Iolaus's doomsday scenario conversation:
--->'''Iolaus''': Well, if you're so fed up with the gods, why don't we let them just destroy Olympus?
--->'''Hercules''': Remember my theory about the seasons?
--->'''Iolaus''': Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The sun revolves around the Earth. What's that got to do with Olympus?
--->'''Hercules''': Well, Olympus is supported by a pillar that runs right into the center of the Earth. If Atlas manages to break the pillar, Olympus will come crashing down.
--->'''Iolaus''': So?
--->'''Hercules''': So if Olympus falls, it'll hit the ground with the force of a comet.
--->'''Iolaus''': A what?
--->'''Hercules''': A comet. I'll explain later. Olympus will knock the Earth right out of its orbit.
--->'''Iolaus''': Wait. So if the Earth gets knocked too close to the sun--
--->'''Hercules''': We'll fry.
--->'''Iolaus''': And if it goes too far--
--->'''Hercules''': We'll freeze.
--->'''Iolaus''': (''{{beat}}'') Why are you wasting time explaining this to me?! Come on! (''heads off'')
** At the end, Ares appears to Hercules and Iolaus to gripe about Zeus and Hera getting back together.
--->'''Ares''': I hope you're happy! Because of you, Hera and Zeus are gonna get back together again!
--->'''Hercules''': And this upsets you. Unbelievable.
--->'''Ares''': Because everything I ever learned about hate and greed and envy and spite, I learned from Hera! (''looks up at the sky'') ''[[SuddenlyShouting ARE THERE NO MORE HEROES]]''?!
*** Followed by Herc and Iolaus [[TheGadfly taunting Ares by telling him he still has them and making absolutely goofy smiles]], prompting the God of War to [[VomitDiscretionShot vomit in disgust]].
*** Ares then tries to threaten his demigod brother, only for Hercules and Iolaus to cut him off by mimicking him.
---->'''Ares''': You mark my words--
---->'''Hercules''': "You'll pay for this, Hercules." "We'll meet again, little brother."
---->'''Iolaus''': "You're on my list, Hercules!"
*** The whole thing ends with Ares heading off, sniffling, before he disappears.
24th Oct '16 2:26:38 PM kalel32688
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* "For Those of You Just Joining Us" was full of these moments:
** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer.
--->'''Hollinsoffer''': What is with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Tapert''': Why, what have you heard?

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* "Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules" serves up funny moment after funny moment.
** Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him going berserk during a game of paintball.
--->'''Jerry''': Paintball ain't just a game, soldier. It's a metaphor for life!
** TheReveal that Alex Kurtzman and Bob Orci are living together [[spoiler:inside a closet in Renaissance Pictures' meeting room]].
** Paul Robert Coyle fretting over Kevin Sorbo going missing:
--->'''Paul''': No star, no show! No show, no paycheck! No paycheck, no kneecaps! I got debts!
** This lovely exchange:
--->'''Jerry''': Back in Korea, we had a saying: "You never leave a man behind."
--->'''Liz''': When were you in Korea?
--->'''Jerry''': I was there for the Olympics, missy! It was hell.
** After Alex and Bob pitch their idea for "Chimpules":
--->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is Chimpules?!
--->'''Alex''': Well, we were saving it for the right time.
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''': How the fu([[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]) did they get these jobs?!
** The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
* "Faith" [[DownerEnding ends on a pretty low note]], but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
* "For Those of You Just Joining Us" was is full of these moments:
** Rob Tapert's meeting with B.S. Hollinsfoffer.
--->'''Hollinsoffer''':
Hollinsfoffer at the start.
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''':
What is it with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Tapert''': '''Rob''': Why, what have you heard?



*** Hollinsfoffer orders Tapert and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Tapert will be selling cotton candy at an amusement dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.

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*** Hollinsfoffer orders Tapert Rob and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Tapert Rob will be selling cotton candy at an amusement dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.laugh.
*** Rob challenges Hollinsfoffer, calling him "spinach beard." Cut to Rob being thrown through the doors of Hollinsfoffer's office.



*** As Hercules drives, the background changes from one showing a TyrannosaurusRex to other scenes.



*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car.

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*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car.car, and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.



** The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Tapert falls to the ground.

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** The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Tapert Rob falls to the ground.



** Sorbo "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out in the sweat shed and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa is knock him out.
*** While the rest of the crew is discussing what to write next, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the shed...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.

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** Sorbo "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out in the sweat shed and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa is knock him out.
*** While the rest of the crew is discussing what to write next, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the shed...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Sorbo
Hercules pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.



*** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.

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** Hercules "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out in the sweat lodge, saying he can't breathe and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa to knock him out.
*** Rob Tapert's As Jerry comments on how there's nothing scarier than seeing Paul's backside, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the sweat lodge...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Rob's
idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.



** The {{flashback}} of Sorbo coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing like a tenor]].
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.S.!"

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** The {{flashback}} of Sorbo Hercules coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing like "[[Theatre/TheMarriageOfFigaro Figaro]]" in a tenor]].
deep voice]].
** How Hercules figured out [[spoiler:Sunny Day is Hollinsfoffer]]: [[spoiler:Norma Bates simply slipped him a note in the sweat lodge]].
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.[[spoiler:B.S.!"]]!"
** Ares pulling an IAlwaysWantedToSayThat on [[spoiler:Hollinsfoffer]] by telling him "You will never work in this town again!"



* "Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules" serves up funny moment after funny moment.
** The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
* "Faith" [[DownerEnding ends on a pretty low note]], but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
23rd Oct '16 7:36:41 AM kalel32688
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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]
--->"One of those days..."
** Kevin Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
--->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland:" Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
--->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]
** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.S.!"

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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]
--->"One of those days..."
** Kevin Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
--->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland:" Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
--->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]
** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be
meeting with B.S.!" Hollinsfoffer.
--->'''Hollinsoffer''': What is with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Tapert''': Why, what have you heard?
*** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus in more episodes!"
*** Hollinsfoffer orders Tapert and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Tapert will be selling cotton candy at an amusement dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.



*** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]



**
--->''"What is with you and animals, anyway?"''\\
''"Why, what have you heard?"''



** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus in more episodes!"
* ''"Love Amazon Style"''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.

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** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus Everyone, but ''especially'' Paul, freaking out upon meeting Norma Bates, complete with ''Film/{{Psycho}}''-style music.
** "Eeny, meeny, miny...'''DIE'''!"
** The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Tapert falls to the ground.
** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and, finally, "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the old fashioned ACME way]]."
--->'''Iolaus''': One of those days...
** Sorbo "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out
in more episodes!"
* ''"Love
the sweat shed and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa is knock him out.
*** While the rest of the crew is discussing what to write next, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the shed...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
---->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
*** Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
---->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant, it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
*** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
** The {{flashback}} of Sorbo coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing like a tenor]].
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.S.!"
** ''"Love,
Amazon Style"''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.



* "Faith" ends on a pretty low note, but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with Nebula fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.

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* "Faith" [[DownerEnding ends on a pretty low note, note]], but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with Nebula [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
17th Oct '16 6:44:19 AM kalel32688
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* "For Those Of You Just Joining Us" was full of these moments:

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* "For Those Of of You Just Joining Us" was full of these moments:


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* "Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules" serves up funny moment after funny moment.
** The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
* "Faith" ends on a pretty low note, but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with Nebula fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
18th Jan '16 6:31:16 PM jormis29
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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is spontaneous combustion, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]

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** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is spontaneous combustion, {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and finally [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "the old fashioned ACME way."]]
5th Apr '15 4:22:44 AM jormis29
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-->'''Barnabus:''' Why did the chicken cross the road?

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-->'''Barnabus:''' [[ChickenJoke Why did the chicken cross the road?road?]]
31st Oct '14 7:00:08 PM YZQ
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*Talking about Salmoneus, any scene where he shows up (or even gets mentioned) can split your sides.



* ''"Love Amazon Style''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.

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* ''"Love Amazon Style''.Style"''. As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says, "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud," and they go on with the episode.
31st Oct '14 7:49:22 AM YZQ
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** "If I Had A Hammer" has her shutting Salmoneus up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.

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** "If I Had A Hammer" has her shutting Salmoneus [[AmazonChaser Salmoneus]] up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.
31st Oct '14 7:44:07 AM YZQ
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**"If I Had A Hammer" has her shutting Salmoneus up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.
31st Oct '14 7:42:28 AM YZQ
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** "Ares" has Hercules DistractedByTheSexy during their arm-wrestling match. Atalanta then quips that he's "as much a man as he is a god".
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