History Funny / HeraldsOfValdemar

18th May '18 11:38:05 PM Minkette
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* Herald Eldan, who falls deeply in love with Kerowyn, attempts to get her to come to him in Valdemar by requiring her to go to Haven to collect his ransom. When she finally needs to collect on in to help outfit her newly gained Mercenary company, she instead sends a proxy via the guild. When they reunite years later, Eldan describes the proxy as such
--> '''Eldan:''' He just gave me one look, and made me feel like a small boy whose been caught trying to look up little girls' dresses.
18th May '18 11:24:39 PM Minkette
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* Shin'a'in proverbs, and the propensity of the Kaled'a'in Peoples for quoting them.


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[[AC: By The Sword]]
* Many of Kerowyn's more [[OhMyGods colorful oaths]], but the following one uttered when [[spoiler: Daren manages to save the Skybolts and the Queen from Ancar's clever pincer attack]] takes the cake:
--> "Great Blessed Agnira on a Polka-dot mule!" she breathed. "By the seven rings of Gabora and the rock of Teylar! Someone put that bastard up for sainthood - he's pulled off a friggin' ''miracle!''"


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* As Hydona puts Elspeth through some intense magical training, the Heir thinks to herself that the only way Hydona could be any more like her Shin'a'in-trained weaponsmaster is if Hydona quoted a Shin'a'in proverb. Hydona proceeds to then quote a Kaled'a'in proverb.


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[[AC:Mage Storms]]
* Karal nearly being proverb'd to death by a ''leshy'a Kal'enedral'' heavily implied to be Tarma.
28th Sep '17 8:29:54 PM Alcharisi
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--> '''Kantor:''' If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.

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--> '''Kantor:''' If you didn't get that, you really are read that as an idiot.invitation, you're denser than I thought.
20th Feb '17 11:23:33 PM Chariset
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* The minor sub-plot/ RunningGag in the first book about Talia and Skif repeatedly trying to have sex and failing because one of them keeps ''falling asleep'' due to their crazy schedules.

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* The minor sub-plot/ RunningGag sub-plot[=/=]RunningGag in the first book about Talia and Skif repeatedly trying to have sex and failing because one of them keeps ''falling asleep'' due to their crazy schedules.
schedules. They never succeed, but no one is the wiser, and Skif enjoys a reputation as a ladykiller as a result. Talia marries at the end of the trilogy, but Skif is still running wild until he meets Nyara in the ''Mage Winds'' trilogy, about ten years later.




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* Bard Lynnell finding out that the young singer she rescued off the street assumed he'd been sold to a house of prostitution. According to Stefen, she blushed as red as her cloak.
4th Feb '17 8:46:34 AM 9_miho
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* Vree contributing to a serious meeting on how to infiltrate Hardorn in an assassination mission - suggesting he and Firesong's bondbird do tricks and proceeding to do a somersault on the meeting table.
1st Jan '17 9:17:39 PM GammaCavy
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* When Elspeth, Darkwind, and co land in the forest of Sorrows due to their Gate being hijacked. There they are, trying to figure out how they got there and expecting a fight, when a spirit manifests, terrifying them even more, because there's nothing anyone can do about a malevolent spirit. Then...
--> ''"Bright havens!"'' said a cheerful, gentle voice in her head. ''"You all look as if you've seen a ghost!''
** Enjoying yourself there Vanyel?
9th Oct '16 6:30:29 AM GothicProphet
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--> Kantor: If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.

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--> Kantor: '''Kantor:''' If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.
8th Oct '16 9:01:36 AM 9_miho
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* How Herald Alberich (with some help from Kantor) deters a pursuer (who happens to be a popular stage actor). He ducks into an inn, finds out there is a group of young women and chaperones who are major fans, and innocently directs them to outside, where the actor is lurking about. Then he nearly flattens himself against the nearby wall before he gets stampeded by fangirls who practically chase the actor down the street.
* Also, Alberich's first scenes with Herald-Chronicler Myste, where it talks about just how ''unsuited'' to combat she is, being clusmy with coke bottle glasses. Being [[SupremeBadass Alberich]], he immediately comes up with alternative training designed to all but weaponize ScrewThisImOuttaHere.

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* How Herald Alberich (with some help from Kantor) deters a pursuer (who happens to be a popular stage actor). He ducks into an inn, finds out there is a group of young women and chaperones who are major fans, and innocently directs them to outside, outside where the actor is lurking about. Then he nearly flattens all Alberich has to do is flatten himself against the nearby wall before he gets stampeded by the fangirls who practically chase the actor down the street.
** Afterwards, his reaction (and Kantor's sniping) to Myste taking the initiative to seduce him.
--> Kantor: If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.
* Also, Alberich's first scenes with Herald-Chronicler Myste, where it talks about just how ''unsuited'' to combat she is, being clusmy clumsy with coke bottle glasses. Being [[SupremeBadass Alberich]], he immediately comes up with alternative training designed to all but weaponize ScrewThisImOuttaHere.


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* Vanyel's grumbling about his mostly self-inflicted celibacy during Magic's Promise.
24th Mar '16 7:01:39 PM Chariset
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*** "One, but he has to be flexible!"

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*** "One, "Only one, but he has to be flexible!"
19th Mar '16 8:35:26 AM VanessaTaleweaver
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[[AC: Arrows Trilogy]]
* The minor sub-plot/ RunningGag in the first book about Talia and Skif repeatedly trying to have sex and failing because one of them keeps ''falling asleep'' due to their crazy schedules.
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