History Funny / HeraldsOfValdemar

28th Sep '17 8:29:54 PM Alcharisi
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--> '''Kantor:''' If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.

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--> '''Kantor:''' If you didn't get that, you really are read that as an idiot.invitation, you're denser than I thought.
20th Feb '17 11:23:33 PM Chariset
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* The minor sub-plot/ RunningGag in the first book about Talia and Skif repeatedly trying to have sex and failing because one of them keeps ''falling asleep'' due to their crazy schedules.

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* The minor sub-plot/ RunningGag sub-plot[=/=]RunningGag in the first book about Talia and Skif repeatedly trying to have sex and failing because one of them keeps ''falling asleep'' due to their crazy schedules.
schedules. They never succeed, but no one is the wiser, and Skif enjoys a reputation as a ladykiller as a result. Talia marries at the end of the trilogy, but Skif is still running wild until he meets Nyara in the ''Mage Winds'' trilogy, about ten years later.




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* Bard Lynnell finding out that the young singer she rescued off the street assumed he'd been sold to a house of prostitution. According to Stefen, she blushed as red as her cloak.
4th Feb '17 8:46:34 AM 9_miho
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* Vree contributing to a serious meeting on how to infiltrate Hardorn in an assassination mission - suggesting he and Firesong's bondbird do tricks and proceeding to do a somersault on the meeting table.
1st Jan '17 9:17:39 PM GammaCavy
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* When Elspeth, Darkwind, and co land in the forest of Sorrows due to their Gate being hijacked. There they are, trying to figure out how they got there and expecting a fight, when a spirit manifests, terrifying them even more, because there's nothing anyone can do about a malevolent spirit. Then...
--> ''"Bright havens!"'' said a cheerful, gentle voice in her head. ''"You all look as if you've seen a ghost!''
** Enjoying yourself there Vanyel?
9th Oct '16 6:30:29 AM GothicProphet
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--> Kantor: If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.

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--> Kantor: '''Kantor:''' If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.
8th Oct '16 9:01:36 AM 9_miho
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* How Herald Alberich (with some help from Kantor) deters a pursuer (who happens to be a popular stage actor). He ducks into an inn, finds out there is a group of young women and chaperones who are major fans, and innocently directs them to outside, where the actor is lurking about. Then he nearly flattens himself against the nearby wall before he gets stampeded by fangirls who practically chase the actor down the street.
* Also, Alberich's first scenes with Herald-Chronicler Myste, where it talks about just how ''unsuited'' to combat she is, being clusmy with coke bottle glasses. Being [[SupremeBadass Alberich]], he immediately comes up with alternative training designed to all but weaponize ScrewThisImOuttaHere.

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* How Herald Alberich (with some help from Kantor) deters a pursuer (who happens to be a popular stage actor). He ducks into an inn, finds out there is a group of young women and chaperones who are major fans, and innocently directs them to outside, outside where the actor is lurking about. Then he nearly flattens all Alberich has to do is flatten himself against the nearby wall before he gets stampeded by the fangirls who practically chase the actor down the street.
** Afterwards, his reaction (and Kantor's sniping) to Myste taking the initiative to seduce him.
--> Kantor: If you didn't get that, you really are an idiot.
* Also, Alberich's first scenes with Herald-Chronicler Myste, where it talks about just how ''unsuited'' to combat she is, being clusmy clumsy with coke bottle glasses. Being [[SupremeBadass Alberich]], he immediately comes up with alternative training designed to all but weaponize ScrewThisImOuttaHere.


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* Vanyel's grumbling about his mostly self-inflicted celibacy during Magic's Promise.
24th Mar '16 7:01:39 PM Chariset
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*** "One, but he has to be flexible!"

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*** "One, "Only one, but he has to be flexible!"
19th Mar '16 8:35:26 AM VanessaTaleweaver
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[[AC: Arrows Trilogy]]
* The minor sub-plot/ RunningGag in the first book about Talia and Skif repeatedly trying to have sex and failing because one of them keeps ''falling asleep'' due to their crazy schedules.
19th Mar '16 7:40:39 AM VanessaTaleweaver
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* Also, Alberich's first scenes with Herald-Chronicler Myste, where it talks about just how ''unsuited'' to combat she is, being clusmy with coke bottle glasses. Being [[SupremeBadass Alberich]], he immediately comes up with alternative training designed to all but weaponize ScrewThisImOuttaHere.

22nd Feb '16 7:34:15 PM 9_miho
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* More darkly humorous than anything else... Bard Stefan complains to Vanyel's nephew Medren that he's done nearly everything to try to seduce Vanyel and is seriously considering just ambushing the man. Medren quickly advises him not to take that approach, given Vanyel does not react to... surprises well, and mulls to himself about a time when some poor idiot barged in on Vanyel taking a bath. Said thoughts go along the lines of "Grandfather did say he wanted to rebuild the bathhouse. I don't think he meant for it to happen ''that'' way."
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