History Funny / HellsKitchen

19th Oct '17 7:23:30 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* Also from the premiere during the signature dish challenge:
** Amanda comes in with her dish, before rushing back with two glasses of tequila for herself and Ramsay, clearly plastered out of her mind. Before she even lifts the dome off, she announces that her dish is '''french toast topped with tequila'''. She then downs her glass right in front of Ramsay, who just stares at her completely dumbfounded. And then he finally sees the dish.
-->"I thought you were joking. (...) What the hell were you doing for forty-two minutes? Because that literally takes three minutes to prepare! Absolutely fucking pathetic!"
** And the entire time Amanda just smiles cluelessly through the entire thing.
* Then we have Melinda, who struts in boasting almost sensuously of her lobster tail dish, complete with a ''hair flip'' for Gordon's pleasure as she grins flirtatiously at his direction. And then the dome comes off to reveal ''no lobster tail''.
-->"Where's the lobster tail? Where's the fucking tail?!"
** It becomes all the more hilarious in the first service when Melinda is caught wasting a truckload of pasta capellini, the entire time staring with a "deer in the headlights" look as Ramsay chews her out.
13th Oct '17 10:13:20 PM HighfalutinQuelea
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-->'''Jared''': Benjamin and I start shucking oysters, but with oysters you gotta be gentle. You've gotta caress them like a beautiful woman. (cheesy romantic music start playing) Oh yeah, there's no foreplay with this, you just slide it in there. Flip it over and so you get that beautiful plumpness on the other side... My girlfriend is going to be so mad.

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-->'''Jared''': Benjamin and I start shucking oysters, but with oysters you gotta be gentle. You've gotta caress them like a beautiful woman. (cheesy romantic music start playing) Oh yeah, there's no foreplay with this, [[DoubleEntendre you just slide it in there. Flip it over and so you get that beautiful plumpness on the other side...side]]... My girlfriend is going to be so mad.
13th Oct '17 8:20:19 PM HighfalutinQuelea
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* After Michelle won the cup-stacking competition, the rest of the contestants awkwardly wait as Jared takes a minute more to finish.
** Ramsey's IronicEcho later:
-->'''Ramsey''': [[spoiler: Ladies, two dinner services and two challenges, you are 0:4. Hold on there, you did actually win a cup-stacking challenge. Big fucking deal. (to the Blue team)]] Give them a round of applause.
13th Oct '17 8:13:04 PM HighfalutinQuelea
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-->'''Jared''': Benjamin and I start shucking oysters, but with oysters you gotta be gentle. You've gotta caress them like a beautiful woman. (cheesy romantic music start playing) Oh yeah, there's no foreplay with this, you just slide it in there. Flip it over and so you get that beautiful plumpness on the other side... My girlfriend is going to be so mad.

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-->'''Jared''': Benjamin and I start shucking oysters, but with oysters you gotta be gentle. You've gotta caress them like a beautiful woman. (cheesy romantic music start playing) Oh yeah, there's no foreplay with this, you just slide it in there. Flip it over and so you get that beautiful plumpness on the other side... My girlfriend is going to be so mad.mad.
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13th Oct '17 8:12:51 PM HighfalutinQuelea
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* Jared's beautiful speech about oysters:
-->'''Jared''': Benjamin and I start shucking oysters, but with oysters you gotta be gentle. You've gotta caress them like a beautiful woman. (cheesy romantic music start playing) Oh yeah, there's no foreplay with this, you just slide it in there. Flip it over and so you get that beautiful plumpness on the other side... My girlfriend is going to be so mad.
9th Oct '17 1:39:19 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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*** Ramsay looks positively mortified as Petrozza prepares the dish for him. He is appropriately astonished when he finds how lacking in flavor it was.
8th Oct '17 10:01:53 PM Macgyver644200
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* The theme song, ''Fire'' by the Ohio Players, is a love song. The way it's worded, though, it's not hard to hear it as Ramsey chewing out the 'chefs' in his kitchen for being so incompetent. It's just such a perfect turnaround from the original meaning, it's beautiful.
8th Oct '17 9:28:55 PM tyrekecorrea
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* Danny's signature dish was a grilled banana. Gordon calls him banana's and we get this:

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* Danny's signature dish was a grilled banana. Gordon calls him banana's bananas, and we get this:



--> '''Danny''': "I pulled it out of my ass chef."
--> '''Ramsay''': "[[AssShove Put it back in their cause it sucks]]".

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--> '''Danny''': "I pulled it out of my ass ass, chef."
--> '''Ramsay''': "[[AssShove Put it back in their cause there, 'cause it sucks]]".
8th Oct '17 9:25:57 PM tyrekecorrea
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* Episode 4: Ramsay has been getting angry with Ben, for his constant excuses as well as early celebration with Bobby. After dinner service, Ramsay has some choice words for Ben. Craig's reaction most likely matched the audiences.

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* Episode 4: Ramsay has been getting angry with Ben, for his constant excuses as well as early celebration with Bobby. After dinner service, Ramsay has some choice words for Ben. Craig's reaction most likely matched the audiences.audience's.
14th Sep '17 3:29:53 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-->'''Shaina:''' (Smiling) "Oh shoot, mine's just chocolate milk! [[GenreSavvy But there's no way in hell I'm about to let the rest of them know that]]."

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-->'''Shaina:''' (Smiling) "Oh shoot, mine's just chocolate milk! [[GenreSavvy But there's no way in hell I'm about to let the rest of them know that]].that."
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