History Funny / HellsKitchen

8th Jan '18 8:14:46 AM RhetoricalCloud
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* During the final service, Ralph told Dewberry that he was his rock of Gibraltar, but dewberry said he rather be Brad Pitt's wife. That caused Ramsay and Sous Chef Scott to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny break down snickering]].
-->'''Ralph''': He's got issues.



-->Ramsay turns away, unable to stop himself from smiling

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-->Ramsay turns away, unable to stop himself from smilingsmiling.



** In one episode, part of the blue team's punishment was to drink a blended-up mixture of various fine dining meals, resulting in this quote, which Dave's deadpan tone made hilarious:

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** * In one episode, part of the blue team's punishment was to drink a blended-up mixture of various fine dining meals, resulting in this quote, which Dave's deadpan tone made hilarious:


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* In one challenge, Boris was explaining his dish only to be dripping with sweat. A visibly annoyed Ramsay had to motion to Boris to wipe his face.


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* The blind taste test this year involved mashed potatoes and gravy. The sight of the red team getting dumped with gravy was hilarious.
22nd Dec '17 5:07:09 PM JMQwilleran
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** For that matter, about half the insults he throws around are absolutely hilarious, as long as you aren't fond of the recipient. For someone who specializes in the ClusterFBomb, Ramsay's occasional use of "bozo" will crack you up.

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** For that matter, about half the insults he throws around are absolutely hilarious, as long as you aren't fond of the recipient. For someone who specializes in the ClusterFBomb, Ramsay's occasional use of "bozo" will crack you up. Or "donut."
11th Dec '17 4:52:17 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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** Then there's when Ramsay tells him to take it off; Craig looks positively bummed out and claims he "feels naked" without it.



** Petrozza's dish, which was a cornish game hen stuffed in a pumpkin. The dish's name? [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Hen in a Pumpkin."]]

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** * Petrozza's dish, which was a cornish game hen stuffed in a pumpkin. The dish's name? [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Hen in a Pumpkin."]]



*** Ramsay looks positively mortified as Petrozza prepares the dish for him. He is appropriately astonished when he finds how lacking in flavor it was.

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*** ** Ramsay looks positively mortified as Petrozza prepares the dish for him. He is appropriately astonished when he finds how lacking in flavor it was.
16th Nov '17 3:52:13 PM Cdv4
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** When he comes back bandaged up, Ramsay asks him how many stitches he needed.

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** When he comes back bandaged up, Ramsay asks him how many stitches he needed.needed


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** Made even better in the promos where Jaredís ''whole arm'' is censored out to make the audience think that Jared actually got hurt, when in actuality there was no cut.
-->'''Ramsay (sarcastically)''': Heís bleeding to death!
10th Nov '17 7:36:38 PM DrakeClawfang
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* Jared (conveniently at a time when he keeps screwing up his times and communication of them) cuts his finger and calls for a medic, claiming it won't stop bleeding. As he heads into the back, Ramsay asks the rest of the team if they could saw the cut, they reply no; for that matter, the camera operators couldn't find it either. Either the cut was miniscule or, as Ramsay declared, ''non-existent''.

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* Jared (conveniently at a time when he keeps screwing up his times and communication of them) cuts his finger and calls for a medic, claiming it won't stop bleeding. As he heads into the back, Ramsay asks the rest of the team if they could saw the cut, they reply no; for that matter, the camera operators couldn't find it either. Either the cut Yet Jared felt it was miniscule or, as Ramsay declared, ''non-existent''.so bad he needed to see a medic...


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** And then he tops that by, when he pulls the Blue team and throws them out, he takes a moment to call the medic over and confirm no, there was no cut.
10th Nov '17 7:34:38 PM DrakeClawfang
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* Jared (conveniently at a time when he keeps screwing up his times and communication of them) cuts his finger and calls for a medic, claiming it won't stop bleeding. As he heads into the back, Ramsay asks the rest of the team if they could saw the cut, they reply no; for that matter, the camera operators couldn't find it either. Either the cut was miniscule or, as Ramsay declared, ''non-existent''.
-->'''Narrator''': With Jared in triage fighting for his life...
** When he comes back bandaged up, Ramsay asks him how many stitches he needed.
-->'''Ramsay''': Do me a favor: ''grow some''! \\
'''Jared''': Yes, chef!
8th Nov '17 10:28:08 AM JMQwilleran
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* Josh's elimination in the appropriately titled episode "Josh, Josh, Josh." After being kicked out in the middle of service, Josh decides to return to the kitchen, saying that his body was telling him that he needed to come back. Everyone just sort of stares at him, wondering just what he's doing there, and eventually Ramsay hauls him to the back room, tell shim that there's nothing more he can do with him, and kicks him off the show.

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* Josh's elimination in the appropriately titled episode "Josh, Josh, Josh." After being kicked out in the middle of service, Josh decides to return to the kitchen, saying that his body was telling him that he needed to come back. Everyone just sort of stares at him, wondering just what he's doing there, and eventually Ramsay hauls him to the back room, tell shim tells him that there's nothing more he can do with him, and kicks him off the show.
7th Nov '17 10:44:35 PM JMQwilleran
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* Josh's elimination in the appropriately titled episode "Josh, Josh, Josh." After being kicked out in the middle of service, Josh decides to return to the kitchen, saying that his body was telling him that he needed to come back. Everyone just sort of stares at him, wondering just what he's doing there, and eventually Ramsay hauls him to the back room, tell shim that there's nothing more he can do with him, and kicks him off the show.
31st Oct '17 10:16:01 AM Monolaf317
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26th Oct '17 5:44:17 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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-->"I thought you were joking. (...) What the hell were you doing for forty-two minutes? Because that literally takes three minutes to prepare! Absolutely fucking pathetic!"

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-->"I thought you were joking. (...) What the hell fuck were you doing for forty-two minutes? Because that literally takes three minutes to prepare! Absolutely fucking pathetic!" minutes. Shocking!"



-->"Where's the lobster tail? Where's the fucking tail?!"

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-->"Where's the lobster tail? Where's the fucking tail?!" tail?! Absolutely fucking pathetic!"
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