History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince

20th May '17 8:05:57 PM Rippingtons60
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'''Snape:''' You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=].

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'''Snape:''' You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=]. The look on McLaggen's face right Snape turns his attention to Harry is what really sells. McLaggen is obviously thinking "why me?"\\.
3rd May '17 7:35:55 PM kquinn0830
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* Gryffindor's second Quidditch match. In layman's terms: Gryffindor's goalkeeper tries to teach the Beater (who hits heavy iron balls called Bludgers at other players) how to play his position, inadvertently using Harry as his object of demonstration. [[GilliganCut He wakes up hours later]] in the Hospital Wing, with a cracked skull. Madam Pomfrey mends it at once with a spell, but:

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* Gryffindor's second Quidditch match. In layman's terms: Cormac [=McLaggen=] takes over as Gryffindor's goalkeeper since Ron still recovering from being poisoned and tries to teach the Beater (who hits heavy iron balls called Bludgers at other players) how to play his position, inadvertently using Harry as his object of demonstration. [[GilliganCut He wakes up hours later]] in the Hospital Wing, with a cracked skull. Madam Pomfrey mends it at once with a spell, but:


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** Note that while Ron tries to appear depressed about it, he's clearly ecstatic about the result because it means there's no way the other Gryffindors will want anyone to sub for him as Keeper again.
10th Apr '17 4:10:10 PM Sanokal
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** Given his RunningGag in the films...
5th Apr '17 8:16:09 PM SPBurke
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* When Ron is under the Love Potion, Harry immediately brings him to Slughorn to get him fixed up. Slughorn is surprised that Harry (who's done quite well in his Potions classes) would need the help. Harry said it was an emergency. Slughorn takes one look at Ron's dopey face and quickly agrees.
* The face Rupert Grint makes as the Love Potion wears off. It goes from "loopy in love" to "oh god what did I do I hate myself" in one unbroken take.
29th Mar '17 8:34:30 AM SgtFrog1
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-->'''Seamus (writing):''' I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

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-->'''Seamus (writing):''' [[WritingLines (writing)]]:''' I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.
2nd Mar '17 4:58:57 AM AmayirotAkago
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* Continuing the films' RunningGag of Seamus BlowingStuffUp: during the Potions class, he looks down into his cauldron when it spontaneously explodes in his face, leaving him with an AshFace.
20th Feb '17 11:34:30 AM MarsJenkar
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* It was funny enough when George mentioned the lowest grade possible for the O.W.L.s was "T" for Troll, since it seemed like another one of his jokes. It was even ''funnier'' [[BrickJoke when the results of the O.W.L.s came, and showed George actually wasn't kidding]].
7th Feb '17 9:06:17 AM TigerShadow
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-->'''Ron''' ''(without missing a beat)'' ''':''' [[LiteralMinded You don't want to get hold of [=McLaggen=], he's the size of a troll...]] Personally, I think there’s a lot to be said for hexing him."

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-->'''Ron''' ''(without missing a beat)'' ''':''' [[LiteralMinded You don't want to get hold of [=McLaggen=], him, he's the size of a troll...]] Personally, I think there’s a lot to be said for hexing him.him with that toenail thing of the Prince's."



-->'''Dobby:''' (proudly, swaying where he stands) "Dobby has not slept for a week, sir!"

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-->'''Dobby:''' (proudly, swaying where he stands) "Dobby has not slept for a week, sir!"Harry Potter!"



-->'''Seamus (writing):''' I am a wizard,not a baboon brandishing a stick.

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-->'''Seamus (writing):''' I am a wizard,not wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.



-->'''Ron:''' Next time, I'd rather you use an alarm clock...
* Slughorn's response to Umbridge calling the centaurs "Filthy Half-breeds"

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-->'''Ron:''' Next time, Tomorrow, I'd rather you use an the alarm clock...
* Slughorn's response to Umbridge calling the centaurs "Filthy Half-breeds"half-breeds":



-->'''Dumbledore:''' ...But accidental rudeness happens alarmingly often.

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-->'''Dumbledore:''' ...But sadly, accidental rudeness happens occurs alarmingly often.often. Best to say nothing, my good man.



*** Tapping nothing. When they ignore the wineglasses for long enough, the wineglasses start getting violently insistent. Ontop of this, Harry notes Dumbledore subtlety enjoying all this very much.

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*** Tapping nothing. When they ignore the wineglasses for long enough, the wineglasses start getting violently insistent. Ontop On top of this, Harry notes Dumbledore subtlety subtly enjoying all this very much.



-->"Albus Dumbledore," said Dumbledore when Uncle Vernon failed to effect an introduction. "We have corresponded, of course." Harry thought this an odd way of reminding Aunt Petunia that [[CallBack he had once sent her an exploding letter,]][[note]]This is HarsherInHindsight after reading Deathly Hallows when we discover through Snape's flashbacks that the two of them had corresponded when Petunia [[IJustWantToBeSpecial had begged to be allowed to go to Hogwarts with Lily]] and Dumbledore had sent her a reply kindly explaining why she couldn't[[/note]] but Aunt Petunia did not challenge the term.

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-->"Albus Dumbledore," said Dumbledore when Uncle Vernon failed to effect an introduction. "We have corresponded, of course." Harry thought this an odd way of reminding Aunt Petunia that [[CallBack he had once sent her an exploding letter,]][[note]]This is HarsherInHindsight after reading Deathly Hallows when we discover through Snape's flashbacks that the two of them had corresponded when Petunia [[IJustWantToBeSpecial had begged to be allowed to go to Hogwarts with Lily]] and Dumbledore had sent her a reply kindly explaining why she couldn't[[/note]] but Aunt Petunia did not challenge the term."



** Luna introduces the idea of the Rotfang Conspiracy in front of Trelawney, Harry, Slughorn...and ''Snape''. All of them stare at her in astonishment while Harry snorts into his glass. There is little else than hilarity to be gleaned from the idea of Severus Snape anywhere near Luna Lovegood.



* Luna casually and non-chalantly tells Harry about her impossible theory that Rufus Scrimgeour the Minister for Magic is a vampire. Even before considering to object it, Harry decides to let it be simply because [[CloudCuckoolander she's Luna]].

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* Luna casually and non-chalantly nonchalantly tells Harry about her impossible theory that Rufus Scrimgeour the Minister for Magic is a vampire. Even before considering to object it, Harry decides to let it be simply because [[CloudCuckoolander she's Luna]].



* Harry trying to keep busy during Ron and Hermione's talk in herbology.

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* Harry trying to keep busy during Ron and Hermione's talk in herbology.Herbology.



* Harry's description of Gwarp: a vocabulary of five words, two of which he can't poronounce correctly.

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** Made even better by [[http://fleamontpotter.tumblr.com/post/149565206894/this-is-like-the-best-part-in-hbp this]] fancomic.
* Harry's description of Gwarp: Grawp: a vocabulary of five words, two of which he can't poronounce pronounce correctly.
20th Jan '17 11:10:19 AM Rippingtons60
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--> ''(Cormac vomits on Snape, then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\

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--> ''(Cormac vomits on Snape, Snape's shoes, then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\
1st Jan '17 11:39:51 AM ilovehirohamada
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-->"[[LampshadeHanging He's covered in blood. Why is he always covered in blood?]]"\\
"[[LampshadeHanging At least it looks like it's his this time]]."

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-->"[[LampshadeHanging -->'''Ginny:''' [[LampshadeHanging He's covered in blood. Why is he always covered in blood?]]"\\
"[[LampshadeHanging
blood?]]\\
'''Ron:''' [[LampshadeHanging
At least it looks like it's his this time]]."



--> '''Harry''': *''Startled''* What?!

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--> '''Harry''': *''Startled''* ''(Startled)'' What?!
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