History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince

12th Nov '17 9:09:56 PM xXwindsofchangeXx
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*** A bit?? Butterbeer's alcohol content is nominal at beast, given that the Three Broomsticks will readily serve it to visiting 13-year-olds without anyone raising an issue. Just ''how many'' of those did she knock back?

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*** A bit?? Butterbeer's alcohol content is nominal at beast, best, given that the Three Broomsticks will readily serve it to visiting 13-year-olds without anyone raising an issue. Just ''how many'' of those did she knock back?
12th Nov '17 9:09:29 PM xXwindsofchangeXx
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*** A bit?? Butterbeer's alcohol content is nominal at beast, given that the Three Broomsticks will readily serve it to visiting 13-year-olds without anyone raising an issue. Just ''how many'' of those did she knock back?
25th Oct '17 1:55:55 PM kquinn0830
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** Ron starts laughing at this, but quickly shuts up when Harry tells him he'd rather have the maggots than the necklace.
2nd Sep '17 7:23:27 PM SPBurke
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** Hermione trying to duck her date, who she only brought because she thought it would annoy Ron. Her Adorkable actions are priceless.

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** Hermione trying to duck her date, who she only brought because she thought it would annoy Ron. Her Adorkable actions are priceless. Meanwhile Harry just thinks Ron and Hermione are idiots for dating other people to make the other jealous. You can just ''hear'' him become sarcastically done with the whole thing.
26th Aug '17 12:10:53 PM StardustSoldier
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-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' ''(to Harry, Ron, and Hermione)'' Why is it, when something happens, it is always ''you'' three?\\

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-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' ''(to Harry, Ron, and Hermione)'' Why is it, when something happens, it is always ''you'' three?\\
26th Aug '17 12:10:33 PM StardustSoldier
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* Then there's [=McGonagall's=] exasperated "Why is it always you three?" upon discovering Harry, Ron, and Hermione are caught up in the crisis du jour yet ''[[WeirdnessMagnet again]]''. And Ron's reply, for that matter.
-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' ''(to Harry, Ron, and Hermione)'' Why is it that, whenever anything happens, it's always ''you'' three?\\
'''Ron:''' I've been wondering that myself for six years, Professor.

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* Then there's [=McGonagall's=] exasperated "Why is it always you three?" exasperation upon discovering Harry, Ron, and Hermione are caught up in the crisis du jour yet ''[[WeirdnessMagnet again]]''. And Ron's reply, for that matter.
again]]''.
-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' ''(to Harry, Ron, and Hermione)'' Why is it that, whenever anything it, when something happens, it's it is always ''you'' three?\\
'''Ron:''' Believe me, Professor. I've been wondering that asking myself the same question for six years, Professor.years.
23rd Aug '17 1:11:49 PM USABobcat
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'''Harry''': [[BrassBalls There's no need to call me 'sir', professor.]]

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'''Harry''': [[BrassBalls [[RefugeInAudacity There's no need to call me 'sir', professor.]]
8th Aug '17 3:23:34 PM MasterFuzzy
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** It's also kind of funny that Harry spends most of the book dreading [[BigBrotherInstinct Ron's reaction to them dating]], and Ron's reaction is a nod and shrug.
9th Jul '17 7:28:58 PM SPBurke
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** Meta funny: JK Rowling said around the time she wrote this she was getting bored writing Quidditch scenes (which was fine by the cast of the movies, as they were tired of filming them). Bearing that in mind, she decided ahead of time this would be the last one. [[HilarityEnsues So she decided to make it interesting by having Luna comment]].
23rd Jun '17 11:55:11 AM Sane_Spinster
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--> ''(Cormac vomits on Snape's shoes, then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\
'''Snape:''' You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=]. The look on McLaggen's face right Snape turns his attention to Harry is what really sells. McLaggen is obviously thinking "why me?"\\.

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-->'''Snape:''' ''(sweeps in to find Harry and Cormac)''
--> ''(Cormac [[VomitDiscretionShot vomits on Snape's shoes, shoes,]] then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\
'''Snape:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=]. [=McLaggen=].]]
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The look on McLaggen's [=McLaggen's=] face right as Snape turns his attention to Harry is what really sells. McLaggen [=McLaggen=] is obviously thinking "why me?"\\.me?".



-->'''Snape:''' [[DramaticPause Not... so quick]], Potter.

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-->'''Snape:''' [[DramaticPause Not... so quick]], Potter. ''(sweeps back out of the corner)''



*** And Snape probably knew (either through Legilimency or just because he's Snape) that Luna was Harry's date - and, more than likely, he was ''absolutely right.''

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*** ** And Snape probably knew (either through Legilimency or just because he's Snape) that Luna was Harry's date - and, more than likely, he was ''absolutely right.''
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