History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince

30th Aug '16 5:58:45 PM Twiddler
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* Harry trying to keep busy during Ron and Hermione's talk in herbology.
-->Harry suddenly wished the pod had flown a little further, so that he need not have been sitting here with the pair of them. Unnoticed by either, he seized the bowl that contained the pod and began to try and open it by the noisiest and most energetic means he could think of; unfortunately, he could still hear every word of their conversation.\\
"You were going to ask me?" asked Ron, in a completely different voice.\\
"Yes," said Hermione angrily. "But obviously if you'd rather I hooked up with [=McLaggen=]..."\\
There was a pause while Harry continued to pound the resilient pod with a trowel.\\
"No I wouldn't," said Ron, in a very quiet voice.\\
Harry missed the pod, hit the bowl, and shattered it.
27th Aug '16 6:32:55 PM JMQwilleran
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* Upon arrival in Budleigh Babberton, Dumbledore expects that Harry is probably wondering why he brought him there. Harry admits "Actually, sir, after all these years, I just sort of go with it."
31st Jul '16 8:47:30 AM NoxSky12599
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** It's even funnier if you understand British terminology. What Americans refer to as "pants", the British refer to as "trousers". And what the British refer to as "pants" (such as here), Americans refer to as "underwear".
25th May '16 5:54:41 PM bjshipley1
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* Harry and Ron fighting to see who will get the newer-looking Potions book in the cupboard.
17th May '16 5:19:49 PM fnhornguy
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'''Snape:''' Then why does it has "Roonil Wazlib" in it?\\

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'''Snape:''' Then why does it has have the name "Roonil Wazlib" in it?\\
17th May '16 5:17:52 PM fnhornguy
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* Gryffindor's second Quidditch match. In layman's terms: Gryffindor's goalkeeper tries to teach the Beater (who hits heavy leather balls called Bludgers at other players) how to play his position, inadvertently using Harry as his object of demonstration. [[GilliganCut He wakes up hours later]] in the Hospital Wing, with a cracked skull. Madam Pomfrey mends it at once with a spell, but:

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* Gryffindor's second Quidditch match. In layman's terms: Gryffindor's goalkeeper tries to teach the Beater (who hits heavy leather iron balls called Bludgers at other players) how to play his position, inadvertently using Harry as his object of demonstration. [[GilliganCut He wakes up hours later]] in the Hospital Wing, with a cracked skull. Madam Pomfrey mends it at once with a spell, but:
21st Apr '16 9:52:17 AM Phoenixion
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** Also before that. Mr. Weasley leaves the room as soon as Ginny arrives, seemingly invokes the LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone trope.
21st Apr '16 9:11:19 AM Phoenixion
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* Hermione's MessyHair when Harry finished his potions much earlier before her (thanks to the Half-Blood Prince's book).
21st Apr '16 8:40:31 AM Phoenixion
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** HilariousInHindsight when Scrimgeour in the [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows seventh movie]] is portrayed by Creator/BillNighy, who [[Film/UnderworldRiseOfTheLycans played a vampire once]].
21st Apr '16 8:37:47 AM Phoenixion
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* Luna casually and non-chalantly tells Harry about her impossible theory that Rufus Scrimgeour the Minister for Magic is a vampire. Even before considering to object it, Harry decides to let it be simply because [[CloudCuckoolander she's Luna]].
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