History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince

2nd Mar '17 4:58:57 AM AmayirotAkago
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* Continuing the films' RunningGag of Seamus BlowingStuffUp: during the Potions class, he looks down into his cauldron when it spontaneously explodes in his face, leaving him with an AshFace.
20th Feb '17 11:34:30 AM MarsJenkar
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* It was funny enough when George mentioned the lowest grade possible for the O.W.L.s was "T" for Troll, since it seemed like another one of his jokes. It was even ''funnier'' [[BrickJoke when the results of the O.W.L.s came, and showed George actually wasn't kidding]].
7th Feb '17 9:06:17 AM TigerShadow
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-->'''Ron''' ''(without missing a beat)'' ''':''' [[LiteralMinded You don't want to get hold of [=McLaggen=], he's the size of a troll...]] Personally, I think there’s a lot to be said for hexing him."

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-->'''Ron''' ''(without missing a beat)'' ''':''' [[LiteralMinded You don't want to get hold of [=McLaggen=], him, he's the size of a troll...]] Personally, I think there’s a lot to be said for hexing him.him with that toenail thing of the Prince's."



-->'''Dobby:''' (proudly, swaying where he stands) "Dobby has not slept for a week, sir!"

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-->'''Dobby:''' (proudly, swaying where he stands) "Dobby has not slept for a week, sir!"Harry Potter!"



-->'''Seamus (writing):''' I am a wizard,not a baboon brandishing a stick.

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-->'''Seamus (writing):''' I am a wizard,not wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.



-->'''Ron:''' Next time, I'd rather you use an alarm clock...
* Slughorn's response to Umbridge calling the centaurs "Filthy Half-breeds"

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-->'''Ron:''' Next time, Tomorrow, I'd rather you use an the alarm clock...
* Slughorn's response to Umbridge calling the centaurs "Filthy Half-breeds"half-breeds":



-->'''Dumbledore:''' ...But accidental rudeness happens alarmingly often.

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-->'''Dumbledore:''' ...But sadly, accidental rudeness happens occurs alarmingly often.often. Best to say nothing, my good man.



*** Tapping nothing. When they ignore the wineglasses for long enough, the wineglasses start getting violently insistent. Ontop of this, Harry notes Dumbledore subtlety enjoying all this very much.

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*** Tapping nothing. When they ignore the wineglasses for long enough, the wineglasses start getting violently insistent. Ontop On top of this, Harry notes Dumbledore subtlety subtly enjoying all this very much.



-->"Albus Dumbledore," said Dumbledore when Uncle Vernon failed to effect an introduction. "We have corresponded, of course." Harry thought this an odd way of reminding Aunt Petunia that [[CallBack he had once sent her an exploding letter,]][[note]]This is HarsherInHindsight after reading Deathly Hallows when we discover through Snape's flashbacks that the two of them had corresponded when Petunia [[IJustWantToBeSpecial had begged to be allowed to go to Hogwarts with Lily]] and Dumbledore had sent her a reply kindly explaining why she couldn't[[/note]] but Aunt Petunia did not challenge the term.

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-->"Albus Dumbledore," said Dumbledore when Uncle Vernon failed to effect an introduction. "We have corresponded, of course." Harry thought this an odd way of reminding Aunt Petunia that [[CallBack he had once sent her an exploding letter,]][[note]]This is HarsherInHindsight after reading Deathly Hallows when we discover through Snape's flashbacks that the two of them had corresponded when Petunia [[IJustWantToBeSpecial had begged to be allowed to go to Hogwarts with Lily]] and Dumbledore had sent her a reply kindly explaining why she couldn't[[/note]] but Aunt Petunia did not challenge the term."



** Luna introduces the idea of the Rotfang Conspiracy in front of Trelawney, Harry, Slughorn...and ''Snape''. All of them stare at her in astonishment while Harry snorts into his glass. There is little else than hilarity to be gleaned from the idea of Severus Snape anywhere near Luna Lovegood.



* Luna casually and non-chalantly tells Harry about her impossible theory that Rufus Scrimgeour the Minister for Magic is a vampire. Even before considering to object it, Harry decides to let it be simply because [[CloudCuckoolander she's Luna]].

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* Luna casually and non-chalantly nonchalantly tells Harry about her impossible theory that Rufus Scrimgeour the Minister for Magic is a vampire. Even before considering to object it, Harry decides to let it be simply because [[CloudCuckoolander she's Luna]].



* Harry trying to keep busy during Ron and Hermione's talk in herbology.

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* Harry trying to keep busy during Ron and Hermione's talk in herbology.Herbology.



* Harry's description of Gwarp: a vocabulary of five words, two of which he can't poronounce correctly.

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** Made even better by [[http://fleamontpotter.tumblr.com/post/149565206894/this-is-like-the-best-part-in-hbp this]] fancomic.
* Harry's description of Gwarp: Grawp: a vocabulary of five words, two of which he can't poronounce pronounce correctly.
20th Jan '17 11:10:19 AM Rippingtons60
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--> ''(Cormac vomits on Snape, then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\

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--> ''(Cormac vomits on Snape, Snape's shoes, then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\
1st Jan '17 11:39:51 AM ilovehirohamada
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-->"[[LampshadeHanging He's covered in blood. Why is he always covered in blood?]]"\\
"[[LampshadeHanging At least it looks like it's his this time]]."

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-->"[[LampshadeHanging -->'''Ginny:''' [[LampshadeHanging He's covered in blood. Why is he always covered in blood?]]"\\
"[[LampshadeHanging
blood?]]\\
'''Ron:''' [[LampshadeHanging
At least it looks like it's his this time]]."



--> '''Harry''': *''Startled''* What?!

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--> '''Harry''': *''Startled''* ''(Startled)'' What?!
26th Dec '16 10:58:38 PM Kalmbach
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'''Dumbledore:''' Well, being me definitely has its advantages.

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'''Dumbledore:''' Well, [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem being me definitely has its advantages.]]
26th Dec '16 9:11:11 AM rjd1922
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** Ron immediately points out that this is the most important difference in any practical situation. "When we come face to face with one down a dark alley ,we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, "Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?" This gets a laugh out of the class...until they see Snape's expression.

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** Ron immediately points out that this is the most important difference in any practical situation. "When we come face to face with one down a dark alley ,we're alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, "Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?" This gets a laugh out of the class...until they see Snape's expression.
21st Dec '16 8:13:40 PM JMQwilleran
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** We're told that Harry wonders who in their right mind would ever allow Luna to commentate Quidditch. It's ''[=McGonagall=]'' that chooses the Quidditch commentators. Indeed, shortly after this, we're told that [=McGonagall=] is looking as if she's having second thoughts about the appointment.
3rd Dec '16 4:09:15 PM Ciara25
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*** And the side-eye Hagrid gives him as he says "Yeah, reckon that too," clearly wondering what's going on in Harry's head.
1st Dec '16 9:44:58 PM xXwindsofchangeXx
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** And Flitwick, as shown in previous books, has always been kindly and very patient, particularly in Charms class where he's had the tendency to fall victim to his students' unpolished spellwork. One can only imagine the cavalcade of off-page offenses that had been built up on Seamus's record for Flitwick to finally have lost patience with him.
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