History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince

8th Aug '17 3:23:34 PM MasterFuzzy
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** It's also kind of funny that Harry spends most of the book dreading [[BigBrotherInstinct Ron's reaction to them dating]], and Ron's reaction is a nod and shrug.
9th Jul '17 7:28:58 PM SPBurke
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** Meta funny: JK Rowling said around the time she wrote this she was getting bored writing Quidditch scenes (which was fine by the cast of the movies, as they were tired of filming them). Bearing that in mind, she decided ahead of time this would be the last one. [[HilarityEnsues So she decided to make it interesting by having Luna comment]].
23rd Jun '17 11:55:11 AM Sane_Spinster
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--> ''(Cormac vomits on Snape's shoes, then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\
'''Snape:''' You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=]. The look on McLaggen's face right Snape turns his attention to Harry is what really sells. McLaggen is obviously thinking "why me?"\\.

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-->'''Snape:''' ''(sweeps in to find Harry and Cormac)''
--> ''(Cormac [[VomitDiscretionShot vomits on Snape's shoes, shoes,]] then wordlessly stands up straight)''\\
'''Snape:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=]. [=McLaggen=].]]
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The look on McLaggen's [=McLaggen's=] face right as Snape turns his attention to Harry is what really sells. McLaggen [=McLaggen=] is obviously thinking "why me?"\\.me?".



-->'''Snape:''' [[DramaticPause Not... so quick]], Potter.

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-->'''Snape:''' [[DramaticPause Not... so quick]], Potter. ''(sweeps back out of the corner)''



*** And Snape probably knew (either through Legilimency or just because he's Snape) that Luna was Harry's date - and, more than likely, he was ''absolutely right.''

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*** ** And Snape probably knew (either through Legilimency or just because he's Snape) that Luna was Harry's date - and, more than likely, he was ''absolutely right.''
13th Jun '17 12:42:56 PM Levviathan6
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** This is even funnier in the Lego adaptation, which is done entirely without dialogue. At the end of the fight, Ron casually walks up behind Harry as Harry is opening the book, and Harry mule-kicks him back out of the frame. This troper burst out laughing when she saw it.
4th Jun '17 6:41:23 PM JohnnyHuang
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-->'''Hermione''': (annoyed) It isn't Lavender!
20th May '17 8:05:57 PM Rippingtons60
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'''Snape:''' You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=].

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'''Snape:''' You just bought yourself a month's detentions, [=McLaggen=]. The look on McLaggen's face right Snape turns his attention to Harry is what really sells. McLaggen is obviously thinking "why me?"\\.
3rd May '17 7:35:55 PM kquinn0830
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* Gryffindor's second Quidditch match. In layman's terms: Gryffindor's goalkeeper tries to teach the Beater (who hits heavy iron balls called Bludgers at other players) how to play his position, inadvertently using Harry as his object of demonstration. [[GilliganCut He wakes up hours later]] in the Hospital Wing, with a cracked skull. Madam Pomfrey mends it at once with a spell, but:

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* Gryffindor's second Quidditch match. In layman's terms: Cormac [=McLaggen=] takes over as Gryffindor's goalkeeper since Ron still recovering from being poisoned and tries to teach the Beater (who hits heavy iron balls called Bludgers at other players) how to play his position, inadvertently using Harry as his object of demonstration. [[GilliganCut He wakes up hours later]] in the Hospital Wing, with a cracked skull. Madam Pomfrey mends it at once with a spell, but:


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** Note that while Ron tries to appear depressed about it, he's clearly ecstatic about the result because it means there's no way the other Gryffindors will want anyone to sub for him as Keeper again.
10th Apr '17 4:10:10 PM Sanokal
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** Given his RunningGag in the films...
5th Apr '17 8:16:09 PM SPBurke
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* When Ron is under the Love Potion, Harry immediately brings him to Slughorn to get him fixed up. Slughorn is surprised that Harry (who's done quite well in his Potions classes) would need the help. Harry said it was an emergency. Slughorn takes one look at Ron's dopey face and quickly agrees.
* The face Rupert Grint makes as the Love Potion wears off. It goes from "loopy in love" to "oh god what did I do I hate myself" in one unbroken take.
29th Mar '17 8:34:30 AM SgtFrog1
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-->'''Seamus (writing):''' I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

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-->'''Seamus (writing):''' [[WritingLines (writing)]]:''' I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.
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