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8th Jan '18 6:39:28 AM Proglottid
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** For bonus points, it turns out the goggles don't actually count towards any achievement, unlike the ones in the open world. They're just... ''there''.

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** For bonus points, it turns out the goggles don't actually count towards any achievement, unlike the ones in the open world. They're just... ''there''.''there''.
*Also in ''Daybreak'', nothing defines the Pact Commander's current mood like the moment they hear an important person they're seeking has just been kidnapped....and the answer is an absolutely exhausted, drawn out sigh followed by a ''long pause'' before they resume speaking.
10th Dec '17 9:44:26 PM PuffPuff
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--->'''You''' ''hate'' '''prison.'''

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--->'''You''' ''hate'' '''prison.''''''
* There are diving goggles in the Fahranur story instance. If the player character uses them, which always results in them being stripped to their skivvies for the dive, you get this exchange:
-->'''Canach:''' (to Rytlock) "Why can't you ever be that spontaneous?"
-->'''Rytlock:''' (growl)
** For bonus points, it turns out the goggles don't actually count towards any achievement, unlike the ones in the open world. They're just... ''there''.
6th Dec '17 3:01:34 AM AzuraJae
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** The Warrior's escape deserves a chuckle as well. Warriors go to the prison bars and then work up a frenzy and get ''really'' angry as a result. Then with [[UninhibitedMusclePower sheer power and brute force]], they ''kick the door open''. The dialogue window as the player begins to get worked up is pretty hilarious:

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** The Warrior's escape deserves a chuckle as well. Warriors simply go to the prison bars and remark that they hate prison. They then work up a frenzy and get ''really'' angry as a result. Then with [[UninhibitedMusclePower sheer power and brute force]], they ''kick the door open''. The dialogue window as the player begins to get worked up is pretty hilarious:
6th Dec '17 3:00:03 AM AzuraJae
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** The Warrior's escape deserves a chuckle as well. Warriors go to the prison bars and then work up a frenzy and get ''really'' angry as a result. Then with sheer power and brute force, they ''kick the door open''. The dialogue window as the player begins to get worked up is pretty hilarious:
--->'''You hate prison.'''

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** The Warrior's escape deserves a chuckle as well. Warriors go to the prison bars and then work up a frenzy and get ''really'' angry as a result. Then with [[UninhibitedMusclePower sheer power and brute force, force]], they ''kick the door open''. The dialogue window as the player begins to get worked up is pretty hilarious:
--->'''You hate prison.--->'''You''' ''hate'' '''prison.'''
6th Dec '17 2:57:52 AM AzuraJae
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* In the ''Daybreak'' episode, the player is imprisoned by the Awakened and has to escape from their cell. Their escape method is profession specific, meaning that there are nine ways to escape. For example, Necromancers summons a Flesh Wurm and teleports to its position, Thieves uses a nearby skeleton's bones as a lockpick for the door, and Mesmers simply just blinks out of the cell with little effort. Now how do Revenants escape it? [[spoiler:By invoking ''Legendary Prisoner Palawa Joko'', praising him so that they may escape a prison meant to keep them in.]]
** The mesmer example deserves special mention for the dialog windows describing the player's incredulity that these are completely ordinary iron cell bars, with [[CardboardPrison no way of preventing them from simply teleporting out]].

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* In the ''Daybreak'' episode, the player is imprisoned by the Awakened and has to escape from their cell. Their escape method is profession specific, meaning that there are nine ways to escape. For example, Necromancers summons a Flesh Wurm and teleports to its position, Thieves uses a nearby skeleton's bones as a lockpick for the door, and Mesmers simply just blinks out of the cell with little effort.Elementalist conjures a flaming axe to hack their way out. Now how do Revenants escape it? [[spoiler:By invoking ''Legendary Prisoner Palawa Joko'', praising him so that they may escape a prison meant to keep them in.]]
** The mesmer example deserves special mention for the dialog windows describing the player's incredulity that these are completely ordinary iron cell bars, with [[CardboardPrison no way of preventing them from simply teleporting out]].out]].
** The Warrior's escape deserves a chuckle as well. Warriors go to the prison bars and then work up a frenzy and get ''really'' angry as a result. Then with sheer power and brute force, they ''kick the door open''. The dialogue window as the player begins to get worked up is pretty hilarious:
--->'''You hate prison.'''
2nd Dec '17 5:29:06 PM MsDevin92
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* In the ''Daybreak'' episode, the player is imprisoned by the Awakened and has to escape from their cell. Their escape method is profession specific, meaning that there are nine ways to escape. For example, Necromancers summons a Flesh Wurm and teleports to its position, Thieves uses a nearby skeleton's bones as a lockpick for the door, and Mesmers simply just blinks out of the cell with little effort. Now how do Revenants escape it? [[spoiler:By invoking ''Legendary Prisoner Palawa Joko'', praising him so that they may escape a prison meant to keep them in.]]

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* In the ''Daybreak'' episode, the player is imprisoned by the Awakened and has to escape from their cell. Their escape method is profession specific, meaning that there are nine ways to escape. For example, Necromancers summons a Flesh Wurm and teleports to its position, Thieves uses a nearby skeleton's bones as a lockpick for the door, and Mesmers simply just blinks out of the cell with little effort. Now how do Revenants escape it? [[spoiler:By invoking ''Legendary Prisoner Palawa Joko'', praising him so that they may escape a prison meant to keep them in.]]]]
** The mesmer example deserves special mention for the dialog windows describing the player's incredulity that these are completely ordinary iron cell bars, with [[CardboardPrison no way of preventing them from simply teleporting out]].
30th Nov '17 10:00:18 AM Orose_Khan
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*A subtle one and probably unintentional, but for charr characters in Heart of Thorns onward, the fact that you start giving Tribune Rytlock Brimstone, your old mentor, orders as Pact Commander. Not only that, but you start putting him in his place. It's just rather amusing that you clearly outrank the guy you used to call "sir" all of a sudden.
28th Nov '17 3:12:52 PM Eldrake
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* Whenever the Black Lion Trading Company (the in-game shop/trading center) makes an update to the gemstore, the news section of the website adds an entry with the changes as though they are written by Evon Gnashblade. The [[https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/geomancer-glider-and-taimi-and-roxs-packages-now-available/ September 6, 2017 update]] has an... [[MemeticMutation interesting tone]] if one pays attention to the words and the lyrics of ''All Star''. Evon [[Music/SmashMouth Smashblade]] indeed.

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* Whenever the Black Lion Trading Company (the in-game shop/trading center) makes an update to the gemstore, the news section of the website adds an entry with the changes as though they are written by Evon Gnashblade. The [[https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/geomancer-glider-and-taimi-and-roxs-packages-now-available/ September 6, 2017 update]] has an... [[MemeticMutation interesting tone]] if one pays attention to the words and the lyrics of ''All Star''. Evon [[Music/SmashMouth Smashblade]] indeed.indeed.
* In the ''Daybreak'' episode, the player is imprisoned by the Awakened and has to escape from their cell. Their escape method is profession specific, meaning that there are nine ways to escape. For example, Necromancers summons a Flesh Wurm and teleports to its position, Thieves uses a nearby skeleton's bones as a lockpick for the door, and Mesmers simply just blinks out of the cell with little effort. Now how do Revenants escape it? [[spoiler:By invoking ''Legendary Prisoner Palawa Joko'', praising him so that they may escape a prison meant to keep them in.]]
12th Nov '17 8:46:21 AM Ookamikun
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-->'''<Player>:''' Oh no.

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-->'''<Player>:''' Oh no.no.
* Whenever the Black Lion Trading Company (the in-game shop/trading center) makes an update to the gemstore, the news section of the website adds an entry with the changes as though they are written by Evon Gnashblade. The [[https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/geomancer-glider-and-taimi-and-roxs-packages-now-available/ September 6, 2017 update]] has an... [[MemeticMutation interesting tone]] if one pays attention to the words and the lyrics of ''All Star''. Evon [[Music/SmashMouth Smashblade]] indeed.
24th Oct '17 6:35:01 AM Eldrake
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* In the city of Amnoon, in the temple of the six gods, the statue of Balthazar has its head..covered by a basket. With silly markings.

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* In the city of Amnoon, in the temple of the six gods, the statue of Balthazar has its head..covered by a basket. With silly markings.markings.
* In ''Path of Fire'', you can stumble across Joko's forbidden vault containing a number of Palawa Joko's betrothed. Aside from the Harpy and the Ogre, nothing seems outlandish, until you get close to a certain room in there, at which point one of the brides tell you that you should leave the betrothed residing in that room alone because she's shy and don't talk much. At this point, the average inquisitive player might enter that room, thinking that she's a beautiful ShrinkingViolet. And what do you find when you enter the room? [[spoiler:A ''Choya''. True enough, she stays completely quiet in your conversations with her.]] The Player Character's reaction to this revelation is what really sells this moment.
-->'''<Player>:''' Oh no.
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