History Funny / GuildWars2

12th Feb '17 2:56:32 PM MattStriker
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* Canach still doesn't like working for Countess Anise very much in ''Head of the Snake''...

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* ''Head of the Snake'' mixes quite a bit of funny in with the high drama...
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Canach still doesn't like working for Countess Anise very much in ''Head of the Snake''...much...



-->'''Countess Anise:''' To think I almost missed you.

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-->'''Countess Anise:''' To think I almost missed you.you.
** If you do some exploring in Caudecus' Manor it's possible to find a room with a female White Mantle Mesmer who was apparently in the progress of some...activities with a naked illusion of Lord Faren when the player character barged in to interrupt her.
** At the end of the chapter, Canach and the player character search Caudecus' bedroom...
-->'''Canach:''' Oh, Minister Beetlestone, you did not disappoint. Why on Tyria do you think he has a painting of Captain Thackeray in here?
-->'''Player:''' That's... Maybe because... if he thought... You know what? We should probably never tell Logan about this.
-->'''Canach:''' Agreed. That man's been through enough. And this would probably scar him worse than being stuffed in a blighting pod.
12th Feb '17 2:47:10 PM MattStriker
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--> Researcher 1: *rolling on the floor laughing* "Maybe it's your conscience!"

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--> Researcher 1: *rolling on the floor laughing* "Maybe it's your conscience!"conscience!"
* Canach still doesn't like working for Countess Anise very much in ''Head of the Snake''...
-->'''Canach:''' Good to see you, Commander. Hopefully we can finally finish this and I can be out from under that horrible woman's thumb. *beat* Oh, hi, Anise. I didn't see you standing there completely within my line of sight...
-->'''Countess Anise:''' To think I almost missed you.
4th Sep '16 8:21:13 AM Ozimul
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** When the Player and Tybalt are searching for Demi Beatlestone's wareabouts...
-->'''Tybalt''': Demi's been kidnapped by pirates! COOL!

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** When the Player and Tybalt are searching for Demi Demmi Beatlestone's wareabouts...
-->'''Tybalt''': Demi's Demmi's been kidnapped by pirates! COOL!
4th Sep '16 8:20:13 AM Ozimul
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** When the Player and Tybalt are searching for Demi Beatlestone's wareabouts...
-->'''Tybalt''': Demi's been kidnapped by pirates! COOL!
1st Aug '16 10:18:49 AM MattStriker
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* The married Asuka researchers who alternate getting zapped every time you screw up the gate puzzle in Living Story Season 3 have have some goodies.

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* The married Asuka Asura researchers who alternate getting zapped every time you screw up the gate puzzle in Living Story Season 3 have have some goodies.
27th Jul '16 9:32:27 AM PuffPuff
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-->Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."

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-->Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick.""
* The married Asuka researchers who alternate getting zapped every time you screw up the gate puzzle in Living Story Season 3 have have some goodies.
--> Researcher 2: *ZAP* "Jumping Jolts, what was ''that''?"
--> Researcher 1: *rolling on the floor laughing* "Maybe it's your conscience!"
20th May '16 5:12:17 PM PuffPuff
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** And the comments from each opponent as you finish drinking them under the table are pretty priceless too. "What are you, some kinda ''sponge''?"

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** And the comments from each opponent as you finish drinking them under the table are pretty priceless too. "What are you, some kinda ''sponge''?"maDE of sponges?"


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--> [after being grossly flirted with by the ship's captain] "You should be shot for making a girl blush so. I mean it, buddy. Shot. Well, toodle-oo, I'll see you all at Stormbluff Island! If I don't die of embarrassment first."
19th May '16 2:52:50 AM ArcaneAzmadi
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-->'''Kyra Barker''': I'll give you 1,000 gold for them.

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-->'''Kyra Barker''': I'll give you 1,000 gold for them.[[note]]To be fair, that is an ''ridiculous'' amount of money![[/note]]
16th Mar '16 9:40:08 AM Century
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* When a Norn girl is chided for throwing a grawl shaman out into the cold, her grandfather asks, "What Spirit of the Wild told you to do that?" The response? "The Spirit of Shut Up and Mind Your Own Business, Grandpa."

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* When a Norn girl is chided for throwing a grawl shaman out into the cold, her grandfather your mentor for the Vigil asks, "What Spirit of the Wild told you to do that?" The response? "The Spirit of Shut Up and Mind Your Own Business, Grandpa."
5th Feb '16 9:11:00 PM PuffPuff
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Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."

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Norn: -->Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."
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