History Funny / GuildWars2

20th May '16 5:12:17 PM PuffPuff
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** And the comments from each opponent as you finish drinking them under the table are pretty priceless too. "What are you, some kinda ''sponge''?"

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** And the comments from each opponent as you finish drinking them under the table are pretty priceless too. "What are you, some kinda ''sponge''?"maDE of sponges?"


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--> [after being grossly flirted with by the ship's captain] "You should be shot for making a girl blush so. I mean it, buddy. Shot. Well, toodle-oo, I'll see you all at Stormbluff Island! If I don't die of embarrassment first."
19th May '16 2:52:50 AM ArcaneAzmadi
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-->'''Kyra Barker''': I'll give you 1,000 gold for them.

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-->'''Kyra Barker''': I'll give you 1,000 gold for them.[[note]]To be fair, that is an ''ridiculous'' amount of money![[/note]]
16th Mar '16 9:40:08 AM Century
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* When a Norn girl is chided for throwing a grawl shaman out into the cold, her grandfather asks, "What Spirit of the Wild told you to do that?" The response? "The Spirit of Shut Up and Mind Your Own Business, Grandpa."

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* When a Norn girl is chided for throwing a grawl shaman out into the cold, her grandfather your mentor for the Vigil asks, "What Spirit of the Wild told you to do that?" The response? "The Spirit of Shut Up and Mind Your Own Business, Grandpa."
5th Feb '16 9:11:00 PM PuffPuff
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Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."

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Norn: -->Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."
5th Feb '16 9:10:26 PM PuffPuff
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--> '''Romancing Seraphette:''' Bandito, my sweet, sweet Bandito. You're the light of my life. If only I weren't duty bound to kill and/or capture you on sight.

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--> '''Romancing Seraphette:''' Bandito, my sweet, sweet Bandito. You're the light of my life. If only I weren't duty bound to kill and/or capture you on sight.sight.
* In Heart of Thorns, there's the random Norn whose buddy brought him out to become savage and commune with Mordrem creatures.
--> Player: "And your partner... what happened to him?"
Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."
2nd Dec '15 8:30:30 AM dreamofwritting
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* Another one for the Charr (for those that picked the "Father died in battle" origin and chose to trust the scrappers), [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words]] - Ghost Cows.

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* Another one for the Charr (for those that picked the "Father died in battle" origin and chose to trust the scrappers), [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words]] - Ghost Cows.
12th Nov '15 8:05:03 PM PuffPuff
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** And the comments from each opponent as you finish drinking them under the table are pretty priceless too. "What are you, some kinda ''sponge''?"
27th Sep '15 10:16:14 PM LaziestUsernameEver
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--->'''Zaiyah:''' No./Uh... Yes?
--->'''Prison Warden Zikki:''' Well, when you can solve that simple math problem, I'll let you out./Ah you can't fool me, Zaiyah. You're not good enough at sarcasm. You're staying right where you are.

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--->'''Zaiyah:''' No./Uh...Uh... Yes?
--->'''Prison Warden Zikki:''' Well, when you can solve that simple math problem, I'll let you out./Ah Ah you can't fool me, Zaiyah. You're not good enough at sarcasm. You're staying right where you are.are.
** His fellow prisoners consist of an "Ethereal Chicken" (also known as Sir Cluckington), a ferocious "bear" (actually a transformed Norn who is unable to convince the warden he's not a bear), and a mad scientist (tried to fuse multiple animals to create an "animal cube").
27th Sep '15 11:31:23 AM Sengi
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** Also during the Asura personal story. if you decide to sneak into a crime scene and find out that Proffesor Gorr is alive and the Arcane Eye was [[FakingTheDead pretending that he was actually dead]]
--->'''Agent Batanga:''' Which means Gorr's oh-so convenient death is merely a ruse. [[RhymesOnADime But whose ruse? We need more clues.]]
--->'''Player Character:''' Keep that up and I'll give you a bruise, [[LameComeback lose...er.]]
22nd Jul '15 6:11:33 PM bellarmire
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-->'''Romancing Bandito:''' Oh, pretty Seraphette, sweet as a rose. When I'm with you, all my troubles with local and federal law enforcement seem to fade away.//

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-->'''Romancing Bandito:''' Oh, pretty Seraphette, sweet as a rose. When I'm with you, all my troubles with local and federal law enforcement seem to fade away.//
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