History Funny / GuildWars2

4th Sep '16 8:21:13 AM Ozimul
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** When the Player and Tybalt are searching for Demi Beatlestone's wareabouts...
-->'''Tybalt''': Demi's been kidnapped by pirates! COOL!

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** When the Player and Tybalt are searching for Demi Demmi Beatlestone's wareabouts...
-->'''Tybalt''': Demi's Demmi's been kidnapped by pirates! COOL!
4th Sep '16 8:20:13 AM Ozimul
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** When the Player and Tybalt are searching for Demi Beatlestone's wareabouts...
-->'''Tybalt''': Demi's been kidnapped by pirates! COOL!
1st Aug '16 10:18:49 AM MattStriker
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* The married Asuka researchers who alternate getting zapped every time you screw up the gate puzzle in Living Story Season 3 have have some goodies.

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* The married Asuka Asura researchers who alternate getting zapped every time you screw up the gate puzzle in Living Story Season 3 have have some goodies.
27th Jul '16 9:32:27 AM PuffPuff
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-->Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."

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-->Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick.""
* The married Asuka researchers who alternate getting zapped every time you screw up the gate puzzle in Living Story Season 3 have have some goodies.
--> Researcher 2: *ZAP* "Jumping Jolts, what was ''that''?"
--> Researcher 1: *rolling on the floor laughing* "Maybe it's your conscience!"
20th May '16 5:12:17 PM PuffPuff
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** And the comments from each opponent as you finish drinking them under the table are pretty priceless too. "What are you, some kinda ''sponge''?"

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** And the comments from each opponent as you finish drinking them under the table are pretty priceless too. "What are you, some kinda ''sponge''?"maDE of sponges?"


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--> [after being grossly flirted with by the ship's captain] "You should be shot for making a girl blush so. I mean it, buddy. Shot. Well, toodle-oo, I'll see you all at Stormbluff Island! If I don't die of embarrassment first."
19th May '16 2:52:50 AM ArcaneAzmadi
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-->'''Kyra Barker''': I'll give you 1,000 gold for them.

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-->'''Kyra Barker''': I'll give you 1,000 gold for them.[[note]]To be fair, that is an ''ridiculous'' amount of money![[/note]]
16th Mar '16 9:40:08 AM Century
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* When a Norn girl is chided for throwing a grawl shaman out into the cold, her grandfather asks, "What Spirit of the Wild told you to do that?" The response? "The Spirit of Shut Up and Mind Your Own Business, Grandpa."

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* When a Norn girl is chided for throwing a grawl shaman out into the cold, her grandfather your mentor for the Vigil asks, "What Spirit of the Wild told you to do that?" The response? "The Spirit of Shut Up and Mind Your Own Business, Grandpa."
5th Feb '16 9:11:00 PM PuffPuff
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Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."

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Norn: -->Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."
5th Feb '16 9:10:26 PM PuffPuff
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--> '''Romancing Seraphette:''' Bandito, my sweet, sweet Bandito. You're the light of my life. If only I weren't duty bound to kill and/or capture you on sight.

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--> '''Romancing Seraphette:''' Bandito, my sweet, sweet Bandito. You're the light of my life. If only I weren't duty bound to kill and/or capture you on sight.sight.
* In Heart of Thorns, there's the random Norn whose buddy brought him out to become savage and commune with Mordrem creatures.
--> Player: "And your partner... what happened to him?"
Norn: "Oh, they killed him quick."
2nd Dec '15 8:30:30 AM dreamofwritting
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* Another one for the Charr (for those that picked the "Father died in battle" origin and chose to trust the scrappers), [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words]] - Ghost Cows.

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* Another one for the Charr (for those that picked the "Father died in battle" origin and chose to trust the scrappers), [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words]] - Ghost Cows.
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