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21st May '17 6:35:56 PM MasterFuzzy
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* When things have truly gone south, Harry and Michael are trapped on all sides by fire and choking on smoke, Michael prays frantically to God - and wraps up the shouted prayer with "I'd really appreciate it." Made even better by the fact that there's a response...but their salvation wasn't from God.

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* When things have truly gone south, Harry and Michael are trapped on all sides by fire and choking on smoke, Michael prays frantically to God - and wraps up the shouted prayer with "I'd really appreciate it." Made even better by the fact that there's a response...but their salvation wasn't from God.God (at least, not directly).
13th Apr '17 7:31:46 PM Lightning4119
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* When things have truly gone south, Harry and Michael are trapped on all sides by fire and choking on smoke, Michael prays frantically to God - and wraps up the shouted prayer with "I'd really appreciate it." Made even better by the fact that there's a response...but their salvation wasn't from God.
4th Mar '17 2:42:16 PM tropey-the-troper
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* Harry's method of escaping Lea: dumping a bag of iron-rich ghost dust down her cleavage.



* Mixed with CMOA, at the end of the book, Harry takes on [[spoiler: Bianca's entire forces of vampires and henchmen and defeats them wearing only boxers. With cartoon duckies on them.]]
28th Feb '17 3:55:06 PM Andrzej
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'''Bob''': Bianca's a vampire. She's not alive in the classic sense. I'll get Mister and go fetch
the bullets and you-\\
'''Harry''': No, Bob. She's got lots of people around her, too. I'd probably have to kill some of
them to get to her.\\

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'''Bob''': Bianca's a vampire. She's not alive in the classic sense. I'll get Mister and go fetch
fetch the bullets and you-\\
'''Harry''': No, Bob. She's got lots of people around her, too. I'd probably have to kill some of
of them to get to her.\\
28th Feb '17 3:54:27 PM Andrzej
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-->'''Harry''': Damn shaky logic, though. Nothing I could justify to the Council in order to get
their back-up, either. I don't have any proof.\\

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-->'''Harry''': Damn shaky logic, though. Nothing I could justify to the Council in order to get
get their back-up, either. I don't have any proof.\\
28th Feb '17 3:44:06 PM Andrzej
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* Harry's method of escaping Lea: dumping a bag of iron-rich ghost dust down her cleavage.



* --> '''Bob''': You're dying! What a great plan.

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* Harry discussing plans with Bob:
-->'''Harry''': Damn shaky logic, though. Nothing I could justify to the Council in order to get
their back-up, either. I don't have any proof.\\
'''Bob''': So? Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved.\\
'''Harry''': Bob, you can't just go around killing people.\\
'''Bob''': I know. That's why you should do it.\\
'''Harry''': No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.\\
'''Bob''': Why not? You've done it before. And you've got a new gun and everything.\\
'''Harry''': I can't arbitrarily end someone's life because of something they may have done.\\
'''Bob''': Bianca's a vampire. She's not alive in the classic sense. I'll get Mister and go fetch
the bullets and you-\\
'''Harry''': No, Bob. She's got lots of people around her, too. I'd probably have to kill some of
them to get to her.\\
'''Bob''': Oh. Damn. This is one of those right and wrong issues again, isn't it.\\
'''Harry''': Yeah, one of those.\\
'''Bob''': I'm still confused about this whole morality thing, Harry.
* Also:
--> '''Bob''': You're dying! What a great plan.
28th Feb '17 10:38:21 AM tropey-the-troper
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* Harry's method of escaping Lea: dumping a bag of ghost dust down her cleavage.



* Harry discussing plans with Bob:
-->'''Harry''': Damn shaky logic, though. Nothing I could justify to the Council in order to get their back-up, either. I don't have any proof.\\
'''Bob''': So? Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved.\\
'''Harry''': Bob, you can't just go around killing people.\\
'''Bob''': I know. That's why you should do it.\\
'''Harry''': No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.\\
'''Bob''': Why not? You've done it before. And you've got a new gun and everything.\\
'''Harry''': I can't arbitrarily end someone's life because of something they may have done.\\
'''Bob''': Bianca's a vampire. She's not alive in the classic sense. I'll get Mister and go fetch the bullets and you-\\
'''Harry''': No, Bob. She's got lots of people around her, too. I'd probably have to kill some of them to get to her.\\
'''Bob''': Oh. Damn. This is one of those right and wrong issues again, isn't it.\\
'''Harry''': Yeah, one of those.\\
'''Bob''': I'm still confused about this whole morality thing, Harry.
* Also:
--> '''Bob''': You're dying! What a great plan.

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* Harry discussing plans with Bob:
-->'''Harry''': Damn shaky logic, though. Nothing I could justify to the Council in order to get their back-up, either. I don't have any proof.\\
'''Bob''': So? Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved.\\
'''Harry''': Bob, you can't just go around killing people.\\
'''Bob''': I know. That's why you should do it.\\
'''Harry''': No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.\\
'''Bob''': Why not? You've done it before. And you've got a new gun and everything.\\
'''Harry''': I can't arbitrarily end someone's life because of something they may have done.\\
'''Bob''': Bianca's a vampire. She's not alive in the classic sense. I'll get Mister and go fetch the bullets and you-\\
'''Harry''': No, Bob. She's got lots of people around her, too. I'd probably have to kill some of them to get to her.\\
'''Bob''': Oh. Damn. This is one of those right and wrong issues again, isn't it.\\
'''Harry''': Yeah, one of those.\\
'''Bob''': I'm still confused about this whole morality thing, Harry.
* Also:
--> '''Bob''': You're dying! What a great plan.
18th Apr '16 5:57:18 AM GothicProphet
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* Mixed with CMOA, at the end of the book, Harry takes on [[spoiler: Bianca's entire forces of vampires and henchmen and defeats them wearing only boxers. With cartoon duckies on them.]]

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* Mixed with CMOA, at the end of the book, Harry takes on [[spoiler: Bianca's entire forces of vampires and henchmen and defeats them wearing only boxers. With cartoon duckies on them.]]]]
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12th Sep '15 10:45:45 PM DamascaRamza
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* Right when the police show up to arrest Michael and Harry, Michael says to let him handle it. Next chapter they're in jail and Michael is saying he can't believe they're in jail.
16th Feb '15 3:47:24 PM hujwernoo
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** Made extra funny by Harry's later plan in the books, which actually ''hinges'' on him dying.

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** Made extra funny by Harry's later plan in the books, book, which actually ''hinges'' on him dying.
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