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3rd Jul '16 5:33:58 AM fearlessnikki
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\n* Eric walks into the room while Rufus and Lily are kissing passionately.
--> "I'd say 'get a room', but yours is right above mine. Remember that."
* Lily and Chuck bonding...by trying to take down Jack Bass. Chuck has a list of options.
--> '''Chuck:''' If your people don't come up with anything, we can try number 26.
--> '''Lily:''' (''checking the list'') Crash Jack in plane? [[SkewedPriorities The Bass jet is kind of expensive]].
--> '''Chuck:''' There's insurance.
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5th Jan '16 10:31:23 PM MikeW
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* When Blair gets an internship for a fashion magazine, she goes in expecting the job to be hers. She's thrown when she finds a half-dozen other girls, trying to explain to the editor that "you don't understand. I'm Blair Waldorf." She's told that "every girl here was the Blair Waldorf of her school." The look on Blair's face that anyone could be like her was priceless.




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* William's final put-down of Ivy: "You're a Lifetime movie: No One Gives a Damn: The Ivy Dickens Story."
24th Apr '14 9:30:53 AM mack
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doWMPn_0V2M&feature=related "''The only way this is going to work is by some act of God.''"]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doWMPn_0V2M&feature=related "''The only way this is going to work is by some act of God.''"]]''"
10th Jun '12 5:15:38 PM MichaelBL
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* Chuck and Blair at [[ItMakeSenseInContext the brothel]], supposedly looking for a room.

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* Chuck and Blair at [[ItMakeSenseInContext [[ItMakesSenseInContext the brothel]], supposedly looking for a room.
6th May '12 8:56:30 AM fiona249
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* Chuck and Blair at [[ItMakeSenseInContext the brothel]], supposedly looking for a room.
-->'''Blair:''' Any dark small space will do! Closet, attic, the wine cellar... the whole house! Every room, even the occupied ones!
-->'''Chuck:''' She likes to watch.
--> (later)
-->'''Blair:''' Well the dumbwaiter has potential, but it may be be too cramped.
-->'''Chuck:''' One of us would have to stand.
14th Oct '11 10:11:31 PM DGCatAniSiri
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* Dorota has Blair's Prom dress.
-->'''Dorota:''' I have [[GoodNewsBadNews good news and bad news.]] Which do you want?
-->'''Blair:''' Good news first. Always
-->'''Dorota:''' There is replacement.
-->'''Blair:''' What are you talking about?
-->'''Dorota:''' It makes more sense if you pick bad news first.
18th Jul '11 7:16:57 AM fiona
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** And, later, everyone mentioning their guesses as to Blair's biggest secret. Eric: Something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least feeding a cat to an ATM. Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape! Tiffany: Nelly Yuki snuff film? They're all wrong: [[spoiler: it's Blair getting on stage drunkenly while at a concert with Chuck, to sing Stand By Your Man]].
18th Jul '11 7:11:05 AM fiona
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* Dan and Eric's first attempt to break the peace treaty between Chuck and Blair, which crashes and fails so spectacularly it qualifies as an EpicFail. Dan walks into Chuck's house, awkwardly pretends to be there to see Nate, then stumbles through saying that Blair slept with Jack (again) and that he should get revenge. Blair casually walks out of the shadows and says "You're about six months too late, Humphrey." She and Chuck then sit down and casually patronize him while sipping whiskey.

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* Dan and Eric's first attempt to break the peace treaty between Chuck and Blair, which crashes and fails so spectacularly it qualifies as an EpicFail. Dan walks into Chuck's house, awkwardly pretends to be there to see Nate, then stumbles through saying that Blair slept with Jack (again) and that he should get revenge.revenge by offering protection to Jenny. Blair casually walks out of the shadows and says "You're about six months too late, Humphrey." She and Chuck then sit down and casually patronize him while sipping whiskey.


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* Jack in the second last episode of the fourth season. During a tense, emotional scene, he keeps wandering in and out with wonderful pithy comments:
--> '''Jack''': Can we just call the cops? I'm hungry. And all you seem to have are olives and hallucinogenic mushrooms.
16th Jun '11 4:27:32 AM fiona249
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* Dan and Eric's first attempt to break the peace treaty between Chuck and Blair, which crashes and fails so spectacularly it qualifies as an EpicFail. Dan walks into Chuck's house, awkwardly pretends to be there to see Nate, then stumbles through saying that Blair slept with Jack (again). Blair casually walks out of the shadows and says "You're about six months too late, Humphrey." She and Chuck then sit down and casually patronize him while sipping whiskey.

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* Dan and Eric's first attempt to break the peace treaty between Chuck and Blair, which crashes and fails so spectacularly it qualifies as an EpicFail. Dan walks into Chuck's house, awkwardly pretends to be there to see Nate, then stumbles through saying that Blair slept with Jack (again).(again) and that he should get revenge. Blair casually walks out of the shadows and says "You're about six months too late, Humphrey." She and Chuck then sit down and casually patronize him while sipping whiskey.
16th Jun '11 4:26:25 AM fiona249
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** Especially when it makes it hugely clear that [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Blair is giving Chuck a handjob]]. A CMOA for her as well as really hot.
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