History Funny / GodzillaTheSeries

'''Randy:''' 23 billion in property damage from [[{{Film/Godzilla1998}} his old man]]? [[note]]Made all the more funny when taking this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCLhtqdRoTo video]] tallying up the damage costs into consideration.[[/note]]\\

* While searching the tunnels to make sure there aren't any more eggs, Nick gets Randy to find info if there were any new power or gas outages-- Hicks learns that "find info" means Randy bypassing the [[TechnologyMarchesOn phone company]] [[note]]Randy even refers to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NYNEX NYNEX]], what was in fact New York City's phone company that went defunct in 1997 just before the 1998 film and show's airing, since subsumed into Verizon[[/note]] and piggybacking on satellites to hack into [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consolidated_Edison Con Ed]]'s systems. Hicks asks who Randy is, Nick jokes back with "IdTellYouButThenIdHaveToKillYou."

* After Monique performs mouth-to-mouth on Randy, he pretends to still be unconscious to get one more "kiss" from her.

(Cut to Mendel and Randy developing DidntThinkThisThrough faces)

'''Elsie:''' Hey, some people are just... lucky.

'''Hicks:''' Just one question: How do we get him to wear it?

* Bordering on BlackComedy, Hicks is worried about Godzilla accidentally exploding the oil refinery with his power breath while fighting the Nanotech Creature, which Nick immediately points out that the helicopters' missiles would cause the same problem.
-->'''Hicks:''' So what do we do? Hope they destroy each other without taking the entire [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Coast_of_the_United_States Eastern Seaboard]] with them?

'''Mayor Ebert:''' It's [[PlaceWorseThanDeath New]] [[AcceptableTargets Jersey's]] problem now.

* Poor Randy being subjected to the bagpipes being played badly (possibly deliberately) by Mendel.

--> '''Elsie:''' ''(first attempt)'' The Mona Lisa with no arms, sitting in a rocking chair, holding a giant letter H in her mouth. Genius.\\

* Randy suggests putting the team's logo on a T-shirt, prompting a snarky response from Monique.

* While searching the tunnels to make sure there aren't any more eggs, Nick gets Randy to find info if there were any new power or gas outages-- Hicks learns that "find info" means Randy bypassing the [[TechnologyMarchesOn phone company]][[note]]Randy even refers to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NYNEX NYNEX]], what was in fact New York City's phone company that went defunct in 1997 just before the 1998 film and show's airing, since subsumed into Verizon[[/note]] and piggybacking on satellites to hack into [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consolidated_Edison Con Ed]]'s systems. Hicks asks who Randy is, Nick jokes back with "IdTellYouButThenIdHaveToKillYou."

'''Randy:''' ''(noticing the Nanotech Creature was immediately chasing after them)'' I'll be sending you ''my hospital bills!''

* Randy's epic "''[[BigNo Noooooo!]]''" on losing his chance to win the radio-sponsored vacation trip to Jamaica, which Mendel inadvertently won when he had intended to call the pharmacy.

** And it doesn't stop there. Craven probably gets hit right in the childhood with N.I.G.E.L's last words. ''"Mendel, your father and I are very, very, disappointed in you."''
-->'''Mendel:''' ''Emotionally devastated'' I'll be sending you my therapy bills.

* After claiming that he could go 24 hours without munching on some sort of candy or sweet snack, Randy and Monique make a bet where either winner takes the other out to dinner and a dance. Randy proceeds to spend the rest of the episode ''trying'' to cheat the bet (with the others teasing him), and only [[LoopholeAbuse technically wins]] because [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_sun they were in the South Pole]]. Monique gets the last laugh of their bet - instead of them going out, he's made to ''cook'' the dinner for her at her apartment [[note]]''poulet au citron'', or chicken with lemon[[/note]].

-->'''N.I.G.E.L:''' Subject asleep. [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Oy, such a punum.]]

'''Mendel:''' I'll be sending you my therapy bills.

-->'''Mendel:''' ''(glares at Randy)'' I don't know ''how'' you sampled my mother's voice, but I ''will'' get you back!

* After claiming that he could go 24 hours without munching on some sort of candy or sweet snack, Randy and Monique make a bet where either winner takes the other out to dinner and a dance. Randy proceeds to spend the rest of the episode ''trying'' to cheat the bet (with the others teasing him), and only [[LoopholeAbuse technically wins because they were in the South Pole]]. Monique gets the last laugh of their bet - instead of them going out, he's made to ''cook'' the dinner for her at her apartment [[note]]''poulet au citron'', or chicken with lemon[[/note]].

!![=S1E01=] "New Family, Part 1"

!![=S1E03=] "Talkin' Trash"

!![=S1E06=] "Cat and Mouse"

!![=S1E11=] "[=DeadLoch=]"

!![=S1E18=] "Web Site"

!![=S1E20=] "Trust No One"

!![=S2E01=] "Future Shock"
* Future!Mendel gives his futuristic rifle to Nick and tells Nick "Just make sure [my past self] don't barbecue any of you by mistake." Back in the present, when the team are preparing to go after Insley, Mendel accidentally discharges the rifle and damages a counter top ''just'' as Monique is walking by, who simply shakes her head.
* Present-Mendel's bewilderment as the team confronts Insley:
-->'''Insley''': What do you think you're doing?!\\
'''Mendel''': Yeah! What do we think we're doing??\\
'''Elsie''': Go with it, Mendel!

!![=S2E02=] "Cash of the Titans"
* Randy trying his badly pronounced French on Monique.

!![=S2E03=] "S.C.A.L.E."
* Audrey interviews the team after the events of S.C.A.L.E.'s little jaunt through Monster Island. When it's Mendel's turn...
-->'''Audrey:''' At that point, Dr. Craven, were you frightened?\\
'''Mendel:''' I am a professional. [[BlatantLies I am never - ever - frightened.]]\\
''(N.I.G.E.L. promptly turns his head to look at him as if to say "Oh,'' really''?")''\\
''(cut to footage of Mendel ducking just under the Giant Bat's feet, Animal panning the camera down to show Mendel with hands covering head, whimpering and crying for his mother)''
* When Randy activates N.I.G.E.L. to send out a distress call, the yellow bot starts ''rapping'' hip-hop (which Randy later [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial somewhat denies]] having any hand in), prompting two of S.C.A.L.E.'s members to shoot him and give his head to Mendel.
* Monique's response to Audrey's request for an interview:
-->'''Audrey:''' ...Ms. Dupre?\\
''(A ninja star flies out of Monique's room, coming within inches of Audrey's head.)''

!![=S2E04=] "Protector"

!![=S2E07=] "What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been"
* When it looks like Godzilla's about to sneeze, Monique asks Nick what they should do, as they were in his nose. Nick simply shrugs.
* Mendel being covered by the Mutant Bacillus's dangerous slime is par for the course. The truly Funny Moment is when Godzilla sneezes a second time (the first time expelled out Nick, Monique, and N.I.G.E.L.), Mendel winds up being covered in his nasal mucus (AKA snot), much like Lex being covered in a Brachiosaurus's snot in ''Film/JurassicPark''. Like her brother Timmy yelling "God bless you!", Randy yells out "Gesundheit!". Godzilla even wipes his nose.

!![=S2E08=] "Wedding Bells Blew"
* Randy reprogramming N.I.G.E.L. to quote lines a'la [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare the Bard of Avon]].
* When Nick is telling Godzilla to "stay", he was talking to Elsie on his cell phone at the same time and she thinks he's telling ''her'' to keep staying with her family.

!![=S2E09=] "Metamorphosis"

!![=S2E11=] "The Twister"
* Randy's epic "''[[BigNo Noooooo!]]''" on losing his chance to win the radio-sponsored vacation trip to Jamaica, which Mendel inadvertently won when he had intended to call the pharmacy.

!![=S2E15=] "Underground Movement"

!![=S2E17=] "Vision"
* Randy read an email that was intended for Mendel and assumed that a fatal virus mentioned in the email meant that Mendel was dying, so he acts nice throughout the episode, driving Mendel crazy. In the end, the "fatal virus" email was just about an Egyptian mummy autopsy that Mendel was doing for Elsie.
* When Godzilla is fighting giant mutant hummingbirds, one can't help but laugh when he makes a lucky shot at perfectly smacking one of them with his tail.
* Mendel and Randy begin a very long [[TechnoBabble jargon-filled]] description of what the giant visor for Godzilla ''is'' before Hicks pointedly requests them to cut to the chase on what the visor can ''do''.
-->'''Hicks:''' Gentlemen, in English.\\
'''Mendel:''' ''(hastily)'' Thereby making the birds visible to Godzilla.\\
'''Hicks:''' Just one question: How do we get him to wear it?
* Nick gets put on hold when speaking to an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Aviation_Administration FAA]] official while trying to convince them to shut down San Francisco International Airport.

* [=S1E01=] "New Family, Part 1": While searching the tunnels to make sure there aren't any more eggs, Nick gets Randy to find info if there were any new power or gas outages-- Hicks learns that "find info" means Randy bypassing the [[TechnologyMarchesOn phone company]][[note]]he even refers to NYNEX, what was in fact NYC's phone company at the time, since subsumed into Verizon[[/note]], piggybacking on satellites to hack [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consolidated_Edison Con Ed]]'s systems. Hicks asks who Randy is, Nick jokes back with "IdTellYouButThenIdHaveToKillYou."
** There is something very funny about a juvenile Godzilla getting his front half stuck in the barrel-trap that the group sets up, when they were expecting a more human-sized Godzilla.
** When the team flee in terror from Godzilla and hide inside their headquarters, not knowing that Godzilla had imprinted on Nick as his dad and won't hurt them, Godzilla reacts as a faithful dog waiting to be let in would: he scratches at the door, turns around a couple of times, and lays down with a sad whine.
** Nick arguing with Elsie on the decision to keep Zilla, Jr. alive.
--->'''Nick:''' You're a paleontologist, Elsie. Why the rush to destroy your only living specimen?\\

* [=S1E03=] "Talkin' Trash": During Godzilla's fight against the Nanotech Creature:
-->'''Felix Hoenikker:''' I thought the army destroyed Godzilla?\\

** Randy replacing N.I.G.E.L.'s voice with Mendel's mother's voice.
--->'''Mendel:''' (''glares at Randy'') I don't know ''how'' you sampled my mother's voice, but I ''will'' get you back!
* [=S1E06=] "Cat and Mouse": One of the out-of-town hunters tries to patronize Monique, of all people:

* [=S1E11=] "[=DeadLoch=]": After Monique performs mouth-to-mouth on Randy, he pretends to still be unconscious to get one more "kiss" from her.

** Poor Randy being subjected to the bagpipes being played badly (possibly deliberately) by Mendel.
* [=S1E18=] "Web Site": Mendel's skin turns orange due to an unexpected reaction to a lotion with bug-repellant in it that Randy had lent to him.
** After Nick points out that female black widows only eat their male mates when being in enclosed captivity for long periods of time, Randy has a "Hey, wait a minute" thinking look. [[note]]A bit of TruthInTelevision in that some hypothesize it's the stress of being held in captivity that causes female spiders - and some species of insects, like mantises - to eat the males during reproduction.[[/note]]
** When Godzilla gets webbed on a cliff, Mendel tries to send him a signal which shows him having a literal visible confusion.
** When Mendel thinks his sonic signaler is a success after getting Godzilla to roar, he gets splashed by a large wave when the Big Guy belly flops back into the water.
* [=S1E20=] "Trust No One": As Godzilla tries out the seaweed-based fish substitute Nick had whipped up and before he spits it back out, N.I.G.E.L. reports in to a [[Film/JamesBond familiar tune]].

** During the examination of the preserved chimeras.
--->'''Mendel:''' What kind of twisted mind would intentionally make such a bizarre lifeform?\\

** Elsie goes into [[TechnoBabble scientific detail]] on the effect of nitric acid should have on the DNA Mimic, prompting Randy to snark about her needing subtitles. She [[LaymansTerms sums it up]] on knowing a way on how to kill the Mimic.
** Randy [[HypocriticalHeartwarming claims insult]] when the team catches the DNA Mimic messing with N.I.G.E.L.
--->"Hey, it can't do that! Only '''I''' can do that!"
* [=S2E01=] "Future Shock": Future!Mendel gives his futuristic rifle to Nick and tells Nick "Just make sure [my past self] don't barbecue any of you by mistake." Back in the present, when the team are preparing to go after Insley, Mendel accidentally discharges the rifle and damages a counter top ''just'' as Monique is walking by, who simply shakes her head.
** Present-Mendel's bewilderment as the team confronts Insley:
--->'''Insley''': What do you think you're doing?!\\

* [=S2E02=] "Cash of the Titans": Randy trying his badly pronounced French on Monique.
* [=S2E03=] "S.C.A.L.E": Audrey interviews the team after the events of S.C.A.L.E.'s little jaunt through Monster Island. When it's Mendel's turn...

** When Randy activates N.I.G.E.L. to send out a distress call, the yellow bot starts ''rapping'' hip-hop (which Randy later [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial somewhat denies]] having any hand in), prompting two of S.C.A.L.E.'s members to shoot him and give his head to Mendel.
** Monique's response to Audrey's request for an interview:
--->'''Audrey:''' ...Ms. Dupre?\\

* [=S2E04=] "Protector": On needing to track Norrzug, Randy decides to use [=CIA=] satellites as they automatically scan for thermal activity. Hicks starts asking how Randy was going to get past the cyber security but quickly changes his mind.

* [=S2E07=] "What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been": When it looks like Godzilla's about to sneeze, Monique asks Nick what they should do, as they were in his nose. Nick simply shrugs.
** Mendel being covered by the Mutant Bacillus's dangerous slime is par for the course. The truly Funny Moment is when Godzilla sneezes a second time (the first time expelled out Nick, Monique, and N.I.G.E.L.), Mendel winds up being covered in his nasal mucus (AKA snot), much like Lex being covered in a Brachiosaurus's snot in ''Film/JurassicPark''. Like her brother Timmy yelling "God bless you!", Randy yells out "Gesundheit!". Godzilla even wipes his nose.
* [=S2E08=] "Wedding Bells Blew": Randy reprogramming N.I.G.E.L. to quote lines a'la [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare the Bard of Avon]].
** When Nick is telling Godzilla to "stay", he was talking to Elsie on his cell phone at the same time and she thinks he's telling ''her'' to keep staying with her family.
* [=S2E09=] "Metamorphosis": After getting $5 million dollars anonymously, the team has trouble deciding what to do with it throughout the episode until Monique finally decides to become their financial handler at the end. And then Randy asks her about his "allowance".
* [=S2E11=] "The Twister": Randy's epic "''[[BigNo Noooooo!]]''" on losing his chance to win the radio-sponsored vacation trip to Jamaica, which Mendel inadvertently won when he had intended to call the pharmacy.
* [=S2E15=] "Underground Movement": Randy and Mendel after surviving their first night in the woods.

** Monique staring in disbelief at Randy and Mendel still in their survivor getup ''and'' getting along, not to mention offering her berries they still had.
--->'''Monique:''' This is... a hallucination, no?\\

* [=S2E17=] "Vision": Randy read an email that was intended for Mendel and assumed that a fatal virus mentioned in the email meant that Mendel was dying, so he acts nice throughout the episode, driving Mendel crazy. In the end, the "fatal virus" email was just about an Egyptian mummy autopsy that Mendel was doing for Elsie.
** When Godzilla is fighting giant mutant hummingbirds, one can't help but laugh when he makes a lucky shot at one of them with his tail.
*** How about the fact that that is a sentence that is completely accurate, yet utterly insane: "[[ARareSentence Godzilla is fighting giant mutant hummingbirds.]]"
** Mendel and Randy begin a very long [[TechnoBabble jargon-filled]] description of what the giant visor for Godzilla ''is'' before Hicks pointedly requests them to cut to the chase on what the visor can ''do''.
--->'''Hicks:''' Gentlemen, in English.\\

** Nick gets put on hold when speaking to an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Aviation_Administration FAA]] official while trying to convince them to shut down San Francisco International Airport.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmKgczXNfwc The many deaths of N.I.G.E.L]].

* [=S2E04=] "Protector": On needing to track Norrzug, Randy decides to use [=CIA=] satellites as they automatically scan for thermal activity. Hick starts asking how Randy was going to get past the cyber security but quickly changes his mind.

** When the team flee in terror from Godzilla and hide inside their headquarters, not knowing that Godzilla had imprinted on Nick as his dad and won't hurt them, Godzilla reacts as a faithful dog waiting to be let in would: he scratches at the door, turns around a couple of times, and lays down with a sad whine. [[UglyCute Daaawww....]]

* The intro has a brief bit where Zilla Jr. briefly moves in step with some random driver on the Brooklyn Bridge. Said driver, looking rather bored, looks to the side to see Zilla...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight and doesn't seem to react at all.]]

'''Nick:''' ''*[[{{Beat}} glare]]*''\\

-->'''Bill''': Don't you worry your pretty little head, miss; we can handle it.
-->'''Monique''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh yes, please protect me.]] *fires her crossbow directly over his head and takes out a giant rat*

--> '''Monique:''' I should throw the little one back, no?
** Poor Randy being subjected to the bagpipes.

-->'''Mendel:''' What kind of twisted mind would intentionally make such a bizarre lifeform?\\

-->"Hey, it can't do that! Only '''I''' can do that!"

--->'''Insley''': What do you think you're doing?!
--->'''Mendel''': Yeah! What do we think we're doing??
--->'''Elsie''': Go with it, Mendel!

''*N.I.G.E.L. promptly turns his head to look at him as if to say "Oh,'' really''?"*''\\
''*cut to footage of Mendel ducking just under the Giant Bat's feet, Animal panning the camera down to show Mendel with hands covering head, whimpering and crying for his mother*''

''*A ninja star flies out of Monique's room, coming within inches of Audrey's head.*''

-->'''Randy:''' Dinner is served. ''*produces berries in one hand and insects in the other*''\\
'''Mendel:''' Sorry, Franchise/{{Rambo}}, but I am ''not'' putting those in my mouth. ''*[[HypocriticalHumor proceeds to drink water being filtered through a sock]]*''\\
'''Randy:''' ''*[[{{Beat}} stares]]*'' Ditto.

** When Godzilla is fighting mutant hummingbirds, one can't help but laugh when he makes a lucky shot at one of them with his tail.
*** How about the fact that that is a sentence that is completely accurate, yet utterly insane: "[[ARareSentence Godzilla is fighting mutant hummingbirds.]]"

-->'''Hicks:''' Gentlemen, in English.\\
'''Mendel:''' *hastily* Thereby making the birds visible to Godzilla.\\