History Funny / Godspell

4th Aug '15 7:16:59 AM AnotherGuy
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* When one of the disciples keeps dancing after "All For The Best" ends and doesn't stop until Jesus points out that the song is over.
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* When one of the disciples keeps dancing after "All For The Best" ends and doesn't stop until Jesus points out that the song is over.over. * When the Disciples start fighting each other, it devolves quickly into a slapstick farce. Jesus finally ends it with an eye-rolling DeathGlare and an annoyed, "'''''HELLLLOOOOOOOO????'''''"
26th Apr '15 4:29:58 PM trekwars42
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* I've only seen the show once, so if anyone knows the lines, please feel free to add them. After Jesus said the "give them your coat too" line, somebody responds with a monologue about "What kind of coat is it?" then lists a bunch of things like "Does it zip?...Does it have a pocket in the front?" then, "Is it a hoodie? Because you should only wear a hoodie when it's [lists a bunch of unlikely circumstances like on the third day of the third month every nine years... when it's somebody's birthday in Alaska.])" When another cast member comments that her process is complicated, she responds by saying something about Simplicity.
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* I've only seen the show once, so if anyone knows the lines, please feel free to add them. After Jesus said the "give them your coat too" line, somebody responds with a monologue about "What kind of coat is it?" then lists a bunch of things like "Does it zip?...Does it have a pocket in the front?" then, "Is it a hoodie? Because you should only wear a hoodie when it's [lists a bunch of unlikely circumstances like on the third day of the third month every nine years... when it's somebody's birthday in Alaska.])" When another cast member comments that her process is complicated, she responds by saying something about Simplicity.Simplicity. * When one of the disciples keeps dancing after "All For The Best" ends and doesn't stop until Jesus points out that the song is over.
12th Jun '14 7:26:04 PM voodoochild
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** Another popular option is for whoever is playing Jeffrey to say "no, it says ''Reebok''".
6th Apr '13 7:14:59 PM Rumpelteazer
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-->'''Jeffrey:''' ''(looking for himself, disappointed)'' It says "Keds."
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-->'''Jeffrey:''' ''(looking for himself, disappointed)'' It says "Keds."" * I've only seen the show once, so if anyone knows the lines, please feel free to add them. After Jesus said the "give them your coat too" line, somebody responds with a monologue about "What kind of coat is it?" then lists a bunch of things like "Does it zip?...Does it have a pocket in the front?" then, "Is it a hoodie? Because you should only wear a hoodie when it's [lists a bunch of unlikely circumstances like on the third day of the third month every nine years... when it's somebody's birthday in Alaska.])" When another cast member comments that her process is complicated, she responds by saying something about Simplicity.
30th Oct '11 10:07:56 AM JAF1970
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-->'''Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet? -->'''Jeffrey: You used to... what? -->'''Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! ''(lifts Jeffrey's foot)'' Ah hah! It says "Rejoice." Jeffrey: ''(looking for himself, disappointed)'' It says "Keds."
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-->'''Jesus: -->'''Jesus:''' Did I ever tell you I used to read feet? -->'''Jeffrey: -->'''Jeffrey:''' You used to... what? -->'''Jesus: -->'''Jesus:''' Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! ''(lifts Jeffrey's foot)'' Ah hah! It says "Rejoice." Jeffrey: -->'''Jeffrey:''' ''(looking for himself, disappointed)'' It says "Keds."
30th Oct '11 10:07:34 AM JAF1970
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-->'''Judas:''' Sorry.
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-->'''Judas:''' Sorry.Sorry. * This exchange: -->'''Judas:''' Now what the Good Master is telling us all right now is that up in Heaven, there are about a hundred million little tiny angels about 'yea' by 'yea', and they all take shorthand. And every time you do something silly, they write it in a... -->'''Jesus:''' No, no. -->'''Judas:''' That's ''not'' what the Good Master is telling us. * This line has become sort of a MemeticMutation: -->'''Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet? -->'''Jeffrey: You used to... what? -->'''Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! ''(lifts Jeffrey's foot)'' Ah hah! It says "Rejoice." Jeffrey: ''(looking for himself, disappointed)'' It says "Keds."
30th Oct '11 10:03:28 AM JAF1970
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-->'''Judas:''' ''(on Lazarus)'' Even the doggy-doggies used to come to Lazarus and lick his open, running sores.
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-->'''Judas:''' ''(on Lazarus)'' Even the doggy-doggies used to come to Lazarus and lick his open, running sores.
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