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6th Feb '16 3:59:26 AM rin14100
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* Hajime's reaction to coming across a roadworks barricade is pretty great: -->"Oh perfect, it's in Japanese. Jing chong nong ning tao. Wait, that's Chinese. Luckily I can speak barricade.
5th Feb '16 8:37:46 PM rin14100
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[[AC: '''Episode 8''']] * According to [[TheFundamentalist Momoko]], the Internet was a blessing from Jesus to spread the word of God throughout the world but paedophiles and muslims stole it and used its power to seduce children. * While waiting for Leo at the train station, Hajime was chasing Keiichirou with his not-Franchise/{{Gundam}} repeatedly saying: -->[[VideoGame/ZeroWing Allyourbasearebelongtous]], Allyourbasearebelongtous, Allyourbasearebelongtous, Allyourbasearebelongtous * When Leo abruptly ends his phonecall with Hajime, Hajime assumes it's because Leo had a booty call. * This line from Leo: -->They've been left behind, forgotten… like a Black family in [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]] America!
1st Feb '16 5:33:15 AM Vanguard1505
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[[AC: '''Episode 6''']] * The group keep mistakening Babasare for Music/BarbraStreisand * How the ghost tricks Keiichiro into believing she's Satsuki... --> '''Babasare:''' ''(With Satsuki's voice)'' Move your ass. --> '''Keiichiro:''' It is you! * Even with the recent scares, the cast can't stop being [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snarkers]]. --> '''Satsuki:''' So... what, the stupid ghost made it rain? That's retarded. --> '''Leo:''' It's Babasare, not Storm from the X-Men.
13th Dec '15 12:01:16 AM Red-Dead-Redeemer
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* Any time the characters spontaneously scream.
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* Any time the characters [[SuddenlyShouting spontaneously scream.scream]].

* The gang is trying to find solutions to Keiichiro's bullying problem when Momoko politely gives her advice -->Momoko: (offscreen) [[SuddenlyShouting ISAIAH 63:1!!!]] (onscreen,calmly) [[AstheGoodBookSays Stride forward in the greatness of His strength.]]
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* The gang is trying to find solutions to Keiichiro's bullying problem when Momoko politely gives her advice advice. -->Momoko: (offscreen) [[SuddenlyShouting ISAIAH 63:1!!!]] (onscreen,calmly) 63:1!!! (onscreen, calmly) [[AstheGoodBookSays Stride forward in the greatness of His strength.]]
12th Dec '15 11:23:07 PM Red-Dead-Redeemer
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--->'''Hajime''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Keita's dead.
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--->'''Hajime''' -->'''Hajime''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Keita's dead.

* This exchange, demonstrating Momoko's hypocrisy
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* This exchange, demonstrating Momoko's hypocrisyhypocrisy.

--->'''Satsuki:''' ''(voice-in-head)'' Keiichiro believes in you! Nice ass. Keiichiro believes in you! NICE ass!
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--->'''Satsuki:''' -->'''Satsuki:''' ''(voice-in-head)'' Keiichiro believes in you! Nice ass. Keiichiro believes in you! NICE ass!ass! * The gang is trying to find solutions to Keiichiro's bullying problem when Momoko politely gives her advice -->Momoko: (offscreen) [[SuddenlyShouting ISAIAH 63:1!!!]] (onscreen,calmly) [[AstheGoodBookSays Stride forward in the greatness of His strength.]]

** and "Run like there's a big black man chasing you! [Keiichiro falls on his face] ...well, he's not racist."
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** and "Run like there's "Think of a big black man chasing you! [Keiichiro falls on his face] ...well, he's not racist."
12th Dec '15 1:35:32 AM SymphonicInsanity
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* Mio talking about Shirotabi: -->'''Mio:''' When he died I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again... His laugh... -->'''Shirotabi:''' ''[-[very low pitched & ugly laugh]-]'' -->'''Mio:''' His funny little requests... -->'''Shirotabi:''' Touch me. -->'''Mio:''' His reprimands... -->'''Shirotabi:''' ''Touch me harder!''
8th Dec '15 6:05:38 PM Aslandus
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* Many of the chants for the "spells" could qualify, as they often boil down to telling the ghost to fuck off.
7th Dec '15 8:02:01 PM BlueGuy
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-->"Your father always loved crossing his eyes in photos, an—See? He did it there!"
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-->"Your father -->"Oh, and your ''father'' always loved crossing thinks it's so cute to cross his eyes in photos, an—See? He pictures--''SEE? SEE?'' Lo-look, he did it there!"

-->"But the truth is, despite all his flaws, I really did love [your father]... and the hot, sweaty, wall-slammin' sex we used to have! Wooooow!"
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-->"But -->"[[TemptingFate I hope I didn't put that pink suit picture in there]]... ''Oh, God DAMMIT!''"\\ "But the truth is, despite all his flaws, I really did love [your father]... and the hot, sweaty, wall-slammin' sex we used to have! Wooooow!"
7th Dec '15 5:44:49 AM ASTOL01
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* The montage of [[CrossesTheLineTwice poor people jokes]]: -->'''Hajime:''' So that's where the minorities live. -->'''Keiichiro:''' I'm gonna get bet up, aren't I? -->'''Satsuki:''' More like mugged and sodomized. **And later, as they sprint up the stairs: --->'''Hajime:''' Now I know why poor people bitch all the time! --->'''Leo:''' I'd hate to be carrying all those babies! --->'''Momoko:''' If they have to climb stairs like this everyday, why are they all so fat? --->'''Satsuki:''' I saw [[Film/SupersizeMe Supersize Me]]. It's the french fries!
6th Dec '15 7:47:40 PM ASTOL01
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* "But if someone were to paint the same painting I painted, Da Vinci will probably be reborn... oh, that is just bullsh*t is what that is!" * This conversation: -->'''Amanojaku:''' [[ShoutOut Isn't it ironic - dontcha think?]] Daughter unwittingly paints the picture that brings back the ghost mommy banished. ''Someone call Canada! We need Creator/AlanisMorisette, STAT!'' -->'''Satsuki:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I ought know...]]
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