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25th May '17 8:56:54 AM CrankyStorming
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'''Shepard''': No. You don't get to be angry about that.\\

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'''Shepard''': No. You don't get to be angry about that. More importantly, p*ssy's my friend.\\
13th May '17 12:23:10 AM FamFamFamFamFam
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'''Shepard''': DAMN IT! [[WhatTheHellHero WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE THE MISSION]]?!

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'''Shepard''': DAMN IT! [[WhatTheHellHero WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE THE MISSION]]?!MISSION]]?!

* Dr. T'Soni is a closet fan of {{Franchise/Transformers}} against Matriarch Benezia's wishes.
-->'''Liara''': I've studied Transformers my entire life. My mother hid them from me. \\
'''Shepard''': What? Seriously? Fuck your mother. I know I did. \\
'''Liara''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness SHEPARD, SHUT]] [[PrecisionFStrike THE FUCK UP]]!\\
'''Shepard''': [[ThousandYardStare 0_0]]\\
'''Liara''': It must have been such a joke to her when I became Optimus PRIME! *transforms*\\
'''Shepard''': [[DullSurprise Oh, quit showing off]].

* Wrex does not take it well when he learns that Garrus molested Shepard.
-->'''Wrex''': I found out Garrus had access to your ass and destroyed it.\\
'''Shepard''': Uh oh.\\
'''Wrex''': [[WhatTheHellAreYou I don't understand you, Shepard]]. I think you enjoyed it.
-->[[AsideGlance *Shepard glares]] [[DeathGlare at Garrus*]].\\
'''Wrex''': Shepard?\\
'''Shepard''': Yeah?\\
'''Wrex''': I was wondering... [...] Maybe you could teach the females how to take it like a champ?\\
'''Shepard''': [[NoJustNoReaction WH]][[FlatWhat AT?]]\\
'''Wrex''': It's time to step up, Shepard.\\
'''Shepard''': I don't think--\\
'''Garrus''': [[{{Jerkass}} He'll do whatever it takes]].\\
'''Shepard''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Kill yourself]].\\
'''Garrus''': Shepard...\\
'''Shepard''': No. You don't get to be angry about that.\\
*later*\\
'''Shepard''': Liara! We'll bang, okay?\\
'''Liara''': [[ShoutOut My body's]] [[{{Creator/Nintendo}} ready]].
12th May '17 11:49:51 PM FamFamFamFamFam
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* "But you stole a young child's plaything... and inserted it into your plaything." Made even funnier by the reveal of a Magneto action figure when the camera zooms out.

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* "But you stole a young child's plaything... and inserted it into your plaything." Made even funnier by the reveal of a Magneto action figure when the camera zooms out.out.
* Liara neglects taking a shit before the mission. The line sounds so natural, you'd think Ali Hillis herself voiced it.
-->'''Liara''': [[BigNo NO!]]\\
'''Shepard''': What is it?\\
'''Liara''': I FEEL A [[PrecisionFStrike SHIT]] COMING!\\
'''Shepard''': How bad?!\\
'''Liara''': [[MathematiciansAnswer BAD!]]\\
'''Shepard''': DAMN IT! [[WhatTheHellHero WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE THE MISSION]]?!
8th May '17 6:25:27 AM CrankyStorming
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSLN-S3b-I "NOTHING LIKE FAMILY."]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSLN-S3b-I "NOTHING LIKE FAMILY."]]"]]
* "But you stole a young child's plaything... and inserted it into your plaything." Made even funnier by the reveal of a Magneto action figure when the camera zooms out.
14th Jan '17 3:39:47 PM AnotherGuy
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* From the L.A Noire poops: "This is America." "Let's change the subject." "This is [[LastSecondWordSwap Germany."]]

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* From the L.A Noire poops: "This is America." "Let's change the subject." "This is [[LastSecondWordSwap Germany."]]Germany???"]]
7th Aug '16 4:46:41 PM RetsofNoraa
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* Even the characters are expecting running gags:
-->'''Ash:''' I hate my titties.
-->'''Shepard:''' HEY. They're fine, Ash. They're SO damn fine. I think they're just stuck in those super-tight clothes.
-->'''Ash:''' Shepard, I just-
-->'''Shepard:''' Shh. ''[Puts a finger to her lips]'' We'll get them out of there safely, Ashley. Together. For Earth. I promise. ''[Starts to walk away]''
-->'''Ash:''' Shepard, wait...that's it?
-->'''Shepard:''' Oh, right! [[RunningGag We'll bang, okay?]]
14th Jul '16 5:43:23 PM MrTambourineMan
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* From the same episode, the scene with a pregnant Sarah Lyons. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The hilarity just keeps piling on in layers!]]

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* From the same episode, the scene with a pregnant Sarah Lyons. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The hilarity just keeps piling on in layers!]]layers!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSLN-S3b-I "NOTHING LIKE FAMILY."]]
21st Feb '16 12:10:02 AM EmperorZim
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* [[https://youtu.be/EdEUyUJjQIw?t=1m39s "With Enough chems, You can turned up for days!"]]
* The scene with a pregnant Sarah Lyons. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The hilarity just keeps piling on in layers!]]

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* [[https://youtu.be/EdEUyUJjQIw?t=1m39s "With Enough chems, You can turned turn up for days!"]]
* The From the same episode, the scene with a pregnant Sarah Lyons. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The hilarity just keeps piling on in layers!]]
21st Feb '16 12:07:40 AM EmperorZim
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* [[https://youtu.be/EdEUyUJjQIw?t=1m39s "With Enough chems, You can turned up for days!"]]

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* [[https://youtu.be/EdEUyUJjQIw?t=1m39s "With Enough chems, You can turned up for days!"]]days!"]]
* The scene with a pregnant Sarah Lyons. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The hilarity just keeps piling on in layers!]]
19th Nov '15 5:31:01 AM Izayoi-Alpha
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdEUyUJjQIw "With Enough chems, You can turned up for days!"]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdEUyUJjQIw [[https://youtu.be/EdEUyUJjQIw?t=1m39s "With Enough chems, You can turned up for days!"]]
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