History Funny / GTARadio

27th Sep '17 3:12:30 PM Scorntex
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--> '''Reed:''' Dragon Stance!

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--> '''Reed:''' Dragon Stance!Stance!
* Mary-Beth Mabel's quoting her mother:
-->''"Life is a transitory set of signifiers, and the dialectic will come out", as my momma said, when daddy got drunk and horny with the pigs.''
* One of the adverts for the Bank of Los Santos.
-->'''Wife:''' Look at that, the Hendersons got a new fence.\\
'''Husband:''' Who cares? They're swingers.\\
'''Wife:''' I want a new fence.\\
'''Husband:''' We just got one two years ago after your parents were killed.\\
'''Wife:''' I want a new fence! That's it, we're never having sex again!
10th Jul '17 11:00:05 AM CynicalBastardo
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-->"I hear that there is a casino in Las Venturas that is just like the rest of the world! Only with better toilets, and full of ''morons like you!''"

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-->"I hear that there is a casino in Las Venturas that is just like the rest of the world! Only with better toilets, and full of ''morons like you!''"you!''"
* [[WhatTheFuAreYouDoing Reed Tucker]]'s attempt to chop a desk in half with a karate chop is only met with derision from Lazlo..........and a broken hand.
--> '''Reed:''' Dragon Stance!
2nd Apr '17 6:52:57 PM Piotrusp98
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'''Lazlow:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.\\

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'''Lazlow:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone telephone was invented.\\



'''Lazlow:''' What are you? Are you three years old?\\

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'''Lazlow:''' What are you? you-- Are you-are you three years old?\\
9th Aug '16 12:09:25 PM Shamrock95
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-->'''Fernando:''' Fernando is back!

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-->'''Fernando:''' Fernando is back!back!
* James Pedeaston of The Wild Traveler in ''San Andreas'' has some utterly glorious comebacks for the "uncultured" callers he gets.
-->"Well, that sounds lovely. With people like you around, it's no wonder we don't bother curing cancer."
-->"I hear that there is a casino in Las Venturas that is just like the rest of the world! Only with better toilets, and full of ''morons like you!''"
17th Apr '16 2:32:59 PM Scorntex
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'''OG Loc:''' [[NoIndoorVoice ARE. YOU.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DISSIN. MY. HOES.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!

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'''OG Loc:''' [[NoIndoorVoice ARE. YOU.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DISSIN. MY. HOES.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!BITCH]]?!
* The final segment of Lonely Hearts from ''San Andreas'', particularly the HostileShowTakeover
-->'''Fernando:''' You talk too much, lady. For example, if you look out the window you will see your car is on fire.
-->'''Kirsty:''' ''Oh my god!''
-->''(sound of her running, and a door slamming, followed by someone else entering the room)''
-->'''Fernando:''' Fernando is back!
27th Mar '16 10:33:56 AM IvanovTroping97
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--> '''Lazlow:''' "Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now or is that Love fist ''is'' in town? Whatever, I flunked school 'cos I'm harcore."

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--> '''Lazlow:''' "Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now or is that Love fist ''is'' in town? Whatever, I flunked school 'cos 'cause I'm harcore."hardcore."
** Don't forget the time when Lazlow was only an intern while Cousin Ed was a full-fledged DJ in ''Vice City Stories'':
--> '''Cousin Ed:''' You are doing that ''all'' wrong!
--> '''Lazlow:''' What?
--> '''Cousin Ed:''' You sound about as much fun as [[{{Squick}} a chainsaw enema]], and trust me, ''[[{{Understatement}} that's NOT a lot of fun]]!''
30th Dec '15 5:40:20 AM Morgenthaler
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* [[CaptainMurphy Flying Lotus]] takes a break from [=DJing FLyLo=] FM to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-57Ciik11c answer some callers]]:

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* [[CaptainMurphy [[Music/CaptainMurphy Flying Lotus]] takes a break from [=DJing FLyLo=] FM to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-57Ciik11c answer some callers]]:
16th Dec '15 9:09:39 PM IvanovTroping97
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'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.\\

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'''Lazlo:''' '''Lazlow:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.\\



'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!\\

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'''Lazlo:''' '''Lazlow:''' You're the liar!\\



'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?\\
'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Shut up!\\

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'''Lazlo:''' '''Lazlow:''' What are you? Are you three years old?\\
'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's Lazlow's a liar, Lazlo's Lazlow's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
'''Lazlo:''' '''Lazlow:''' Shut up!\\



'''Lazlo:''' Stupid!\\

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'''Lazlo:''' '''Lazlow:''' Stupid!\\



'''Lazlo:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial.

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'''Lazlo:''' '''Lazlow:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial.
11th Oct '15 4:14:55 PM romanatorX
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* These bits from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYX_HIVCVJQ Blaine Country Community Hour]]''.

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* Blaine County Radio. Oh my god, is it hilarious.
-->'''Bobbi June:''' I don't judge people...well, not white people.
**
These bits from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYX_HIVCVJQ Blaine Country Radio Community Hour]]''.



* The Talk Radio Station. Oh my god, is it hilarious.
-->'''Radio Cook:''' I don't judge people...well, not white people.
27th Aug '15 3:24:13 PM phoenix
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'''Caller''': Absolutely, Lazlow. [[EverythingsWorseWithBees Killer bees]]!\\

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'''Caller''': Absolutely, Lazlow. [[EverythingsWorseWithBees [[BeeAfraid Killer bees]]!\\
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