History Funny / FinalFantasyXIV

20th Oct '17 2:00:13 PM MagiMecha
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* When you're given permission to use another pathway in Idyllshire, the goblins there need to clear the path. First you see the goblins run, turn back to see that they laid ''bombs'' there, turn back to see Alphinaud and Y'Shtola run off and force you into a hasty retreat worthy of a Hildebrand incident.
15th Oct '17 7:10:02 AM Schismatism
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** It turns out that Gigi's ''real'' ability is to [[RealityWarper alter reality]] to what he ''thinks'' is the right state for things to be in. So a vase becomes unbroken, the Grand Sers (who have been filling his head with stories of their heroic legacy) become incredibly strong... and when subjected to it, Godbert becomes almost nude, Hildibrand's clothing becomes trashed again, and Julyan winds up with her excessively large FryingPanOfDoom and [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing, demonic red eyes]].

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** It turns out that Gigi's ''real'' ability is to [[RealityWarper alter reality]] to what he ''thinks'' is the right state for things to be in. So a vase becomes unbroken, the Grand Sers (who have been filling his head with stories of their heroic legacy) become incredibly strong... [[spoiler: and when subjected to it, Godbert becomes almost nude, Hildibrand's clothing becomes trashed again, and Julyan winds up with her excessively large FryingPanOfDoom and [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing, demonic red eyes]].]]
15th Oct '17 7:07:59 AM Schismatism
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** It turns out that Gigi's ''real'' ability is to [[RealityWarper alter reality]] to what he ''thinks'' is the right state for things to be in. So a vase becomes unbroken, the Grand Sers (who have been filling his head with stories of their heroic legacy) become incredibly strong... and when subjected to it, Godbert becomes almost nude, Hildibrand's clothing becomes trashed again, and Julyan winds up with her excessively large FryingPanOfDoom and [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing, demonic red eyes]].
11th Oct '17 7:33:02 PM Dave85
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* The new Hildibrand questline doesn't lack for these moments. Among them are the Warrior of Light chasing off the namazu who tried to sell you to the Garleans in the main storyline with a pointed glare, Nashu being, well, [[CloudCuckoolander Nashu]], and the option to tell her she's being tailed by an obsessive Lalafell.
-->'''Warrior of Light:''' A creepy little bastard who followed you to Kugane says he's been stalking you for five years.
10th Oct '17 3:06:23 PM Jo
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* In 4.1 [[spoiler:Eventually during the MSQ, you'll be given an Echo glimpse of Raubahn's past with Nanamo, namely the moment he won the battle that got his place on the Syndicate, featuring Nanamo running away from her various servants trying to keep her out the pit, while she snarks at them as they fall over, only for her to jump on one of the fallen and into Raubahn's hands, complete with a comical hop effect.]]
** Doubles as CrowningMomentOfAwesome in that this scene was originally in 1.0, and is redone near word for word here and voiced in the quest [[spoiler:"There will be Blood"]]
10th Oct '17 4:06:38 AM Dave85
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* The final Dark Knight quest brings us quite possibly the finest "WTF" face in the game outside of the Hildibrand storylines. As an unexpected ally [[spoiler: (your EnemyWithin, Fray)]] joins the fight, [[TheComicallySerious Sid]][[GrumpyBear guru]] goes wide-eyed and slack-jawed, as it was probably the last person he expected to ever see again.
8th Oct '17 5:49:13 PM tristan
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* The ''VideoGame/DragonQuestX'' crossover storyline referenced the ''VideoGame/DragonQuest'' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Puff-Puff"]] RunningGag as your character's 'reward' for completing it. As usual, your character is asked to close his/her eyes as they give you your 'reward'. At the end of it, you open your eyes to catch a face full of a furry/feathery creature being held by the ladies.

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* The ''VideoGame/DragonQuestX'' crossover storyline referenced the ''VideoGame/DragonQuest'' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Puff-Puff"]] RunningGag as your character's 'reward' for completing it. As usual, your character is asked to close his/her their eyes as they give you your 'reward'. At the end of it, you open your eyes to catch a face full of a furry/feathery creature being held by the ladies.



* Patch 2.4 introduces more shenanigans from Hildibrand's quest lines with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Uncle Ulty]] joining the fray. Every time Ultros tries to stop the player character and his/her crew from entering the tournament, it hilariously backfires on him; a crate of explosives meant to blow up Hilidbrand's friends is tossed back to him unwittingly, he falls into one of his own pitfall traps, and gets attacked by Hildibrand's father, a guy who is known to be insanely strong. ButtMonkey doesn't even begin to describe Ultros.

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* Patch 2.4 introduces more shenanigans from Hildibrand's quest lines with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Uncle Ulty]] joining the fray. Every time Ultros tries to stop the player character and his/her their crew from entering the tournament, it hilariously backfires on him; a crate of explosives meant to blow up Hilidbrand's friends is tossed back to him unwittingly, he falls into one of his own pitfall traps, and gets attacked by Hildibrand's father, a guy who is known to be insanely strong. ButtMonkey doesn't even begin to describe Ultros.



* The Warrior of Light, through dialog choices, can come across as ''hilariously'' [[BrutalHonesty blunt]] and/or [[AxeCrazy psychotic]]. For example, when planning to deal with a new primal the ananta have summoned s/he can tell a friendly ananta:

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* The Warrior of Light, through dialog choices, can come across as ''hilariously'' [[BrutalHonesty blunt]] and/or [[AxeCrazy psychotic]]. For example, when planning to deal with a new primal the ananta have summoned s/he they can tell a friendly ananta:
17th Sep '17 4:39:40 AM MagiMecha
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* During Wrestling/{{Wrestlemania}} 33, ''Final Fantasy XIV'' was one of the many things sponsoring the event. What did Squeenix do to make the most of it? Oh, nothing much, just get Wrestling/TheNewDay to dress up as some of their classes proudly!
8th Sep '17 10:50:44 PM MoonByte
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* The Level 25 Arcanist Guild quest. You try to help the depressed seer by asking the disappeared guildmaster for help. Said guildmaster has left some obscure tracks that you follow to find him. Said tracks involve dancing in front of a box. Then dancing for a gnome. [[RuleOfThree And dancing for the seer]]. Even funnier is that K'lyhia instantly knows that your weird behaviour must mean that you met the [[TheGadfly Guildmaster]].
2nd Sep '17 6:16:32 AM Hheavn
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* For most of the dungeons and trials in the game, the journal text usually tells you to gather your adventurer friends before taking off. In ''Stormblood'', most of the dungeons and trials you go into usually require you to be alone, but the text mocks it by saying that your friends just happened to be around or had followed you to the Far East. Even Lyse lampshades it when Susano is summoned.

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* For most of the dungeons and trials in the game, the journal text usually tells you to gather your adventurer friends before taking off. In ''Stormblood'', most of the dungeons and trials you go into usually require you to be alone, but the text mocks it by saying that your friends just happened to be around or had followed you to the Far East. Even Lyse lampshades it when Susano is summoned. This is however a joke exclusive to the english version, "thanks" to the localization team, the Warrior of Light being aknowledged as alone in the original and other versions.
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