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20th Jul '17 11:51:34 PM Steven
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* One of the sidequests in ''Stormblood'' has you tossing ''live grenades'' at a Migo'te for the purpose of toughening him up.

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* One of the sidequests in ''Stormblood'' has you tossing ''live grenades'' at a Migo'te Miqo'te for the purpose of toughening him up.
20th Jul '17 11:50:31 PM Steven
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-->'''Alisaie''': Somehow, the boy just isn't very bouyant.

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-->'''Alisaie''': Somehow, the boy just isn't very bouyant.buoyant.
** A similar event happens near the end of the game where the Warrior of Light and Thancred have to swim through a long underwater tunnel to sneak into [[spoiler: Ala Mhigo]]. Because you have the Kojin's blessing, drowning is a non issue for you. Thancred, who had boasted earlier that he can hold his breath for 10 minutes, complains how you have it easy with your blessing while he has to catch his breath after the long swim.




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* One of the sidequests in ''Stormblood'' has you tossing ''live grenades'' at a Migo'te for the purpose of toughening him up.
-->'''M'Zhet Tia''': Those grenades took a toll on me, but I'm feeling much better. My ribs have taken an unusual shade of purple, but I bet that means the training's working.
* During your road to a monastery near [[spoiler: Ala Mhigo]], you have to look through some ruins for clues to where said monastery is located. One of the objects you find is a magitek device that is obviously a trap. [[ButThouMust Since you already looked everywhere else, you have to activate it anyway.]] Imperial soldiers arrive and Thancred chews you out for it.
-->'''Thancred''': All right, which one of you triggered the obvious trap!?
20th Jul '17 5:27:28 PM Dave85
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* The level 70 Dragoon quest has you and the young dragon Orn Khai racing to find Faunheim, the long-lost consort of Orn Khai's sire, only to find her feral with rage. You receive word that a group of merchants have hired a dragon hunter to slay her, and race to find her before the hunter does. Upon reaching her nesting area, you find the hunter is none other than [[spoiler: your old comrade Estinien]], who gives the following introduction, and receives the following (entirely merited) response from Orn Khai:
--> [[spoiler: '''Estinien:''' It would seem we two Azure Dragoons share one target. Though I suppose neither of us still hold that mantle - old habits do not die so easily.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Orn Khai:''' [[OhCrap The]] [[TheDreaded Azure Dragoon]] [[OhCrap of Ishgard!?]]]]
20th Jul '17 4:42:34 AM ZhaneX24
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* The Level 70 Blacksmith Quest has a hilarious moment where Sekka [[spoiler:confesses her love to Brithael. He can only stutter out a "Pardon me?", before slowly turning to share a glance with the girl's father standing off to the side... [[OverprotectiveFather who then reaches for the katana she just finished making]].]] Brithael's wide-eyed look of horror as Shinto's [[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes burn red]] with a matching BattleAura of KillingIntent is a thing of beauty.

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* The Level 70 Blacksmith Quest has a hilarious moment where Sekka [[spoiler:confesses her love to Brithael. He can only stutter out a "Pardon me?", before slowly turning to share a glance with the girl's father standing off to the side... [[OverprotectiveFather [[OverprotectiveDad who then reaches for the katana she just finished making]].]] Brithael's wide-eyed look of horror as Shinto's [[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes burn red]] with a matching BattleAura of KillingIntent is a thing of beauty.
20th Jul '17 4:41:25 AM ZhaneX24
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* The Level 70 Blacksmith Quest has a hilarious moment where Sekka [[spoiler:confesses her love to Brithael. He can only stutter out a "Pardon me?", before slowly turning to share a glance with the girl's father standing off to the side... [[OverprotectiveFather who then reaches for the katana she just finished making]].]] Brithael's wide-eyed look of horror as Shinto's [[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes burn red]] with a matching BattleAura of KillingIntent is a thing of beauty.
19th Jul '17 6:30:32 PM Delnoir
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--> '''Magitek Field Generator Manual:''' ''Never one to take undue risk, it would seem Cid thought it best to send Alphinaud a massive manual detailing the operation of a magitek field generator, to ensure the boy was prepared for every eventuality. Or possibly to see if he would read the entire thing or give up and whack the generator with a wrench (which works nine times out of ten anyways).''

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--> '''Magitek Field Generator Manual:''' ''Never one to take undue risk, it would seem Cid thought it best to send Alphinaud a massive manual detailing the operation of a magitek field generator, to ensure the boy was prepared for every eventuality. Or possibly to see if he would read the entire thing or [[PercussiveMaintenance give up and whack the generator with a wrench (which works nine times out of ten anyways).'']]''
19th Jul '17 6:04:51 PM Delnoir
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* The Savage difficulty of Omega is unlocked by speaking with a Garlond Ironworks terminal that, in order to help ease stress, plays a soothing melody (The main Final Fantasy theme) for the user to relax to. Then the terminal mentions that the piece was composed specifically for the Ironworks by a minstrel of some renown. The Warrior of Light immediately realizes that they mean The Wandering Minstrel who's music has invoked powerful re-imaginings of their fiercest battles before in the past...only for the terminal to then tell them that continued listening may cause one's imagination to run wild and rethink events of the past in a fantastical manner. The Warrior of Light can only [[OhNoNotAgain stagger in disbelief]] as they're informed that Deltascape Savage has been unlocked.

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* The Savage difficulty of Omega is unlocked by speaking with a Garlond Ironworks terminal that, in order to help ease stress, plays a soothing melody (The main Final Fantasy theme) for the user to relax to. Then the terminal mentions that the piece was composed specifically for the Ironworks by a minstrel of some renown. The Warrior of Light [[OhCrap immediately realizes that they mean The Wandering Minstrel Minstrel]] who's music has invoked powerful re-imaginings of their fiercest battles before in the past...only for the terminal to then tell them that continued listening may cause one's imagination to run wild and rethink events of the past in a fantastical manner. The Warrior of Light can only [[OhNoNotAgain stagger in disbelief]] as they're informed that Deltascape Savage has been unlocked.
19th Jul '17 6:03:17 PM Delnoir
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* The Savage difficulty of Omega is unlocked by speaking with a Garlond Ironworks terminal that, in order to help ease stress, plays a soothing melody (The main Final Fantasy theme) for the user to relax to. Then the terminal mentions that the piece was composed specifically for the Ironworks by a minstrel of some renown. The Warrior of Light immediately realizes that they mean The Wandering Minstrel who's music has invoked powerful re-imaginings of their fiercest battles before in the past...only for the terminal to then tell them that continued listening may cause one's imagination to run wild and rethink events of the past in a fantastical manner. The Warrior of Light can only [[OhNoNotAgain stagger in disbelief]] as they're informed that Deltascape Savage has been unlocked.
8th Jul '17 4:04:08 AM SwordsageRagnar
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** In addition, the item in quest was supposed to be just a no-frills errand for the Warrior of Light, in part to check up on Tataru and Hancock, pick it up and return back to Doma. Instead, the delivery man gave the Ruby Bazaar a massive and heavily perfumed ''love letter that's long enough instead being considered more of treatise'' meant for a member of the Sekiseigumi by accident due to being overworked. After the mistake is corrected by the Warrior of light, Tataru muses that it be just their luck for Cid to send the wrong papers as well (thankfully not), and Hancock has his own amusing reply:

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** In addition, the item in quest was supposed to be just a no-frills errand for the Warrior of Light, in part to check up on Tataru and Hancock, pick it up and return back to Doma. Instead, the overworked delivery man gave the Ruby Bazaar a massive and heavily perfumed ''love love letter that's long enough instead being considered more of treatise'' that was meant for a member of the Sekiseigumi by accident due and is long enough to being overworked.instead be considered more of a treatise on the matter. After the mistake is corrected by the Warrior of light, Tataru muses that it be just their luck for Cid to send the wrong papers as well (thankfully not), and Hancock has his own amusing reply:
7th Jul '17 9:11:36 PM SpaceDrake
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* There was a cutscene in which the PlayerCharacter is doing a ridiculous dance with Sisipu.

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* There was a cutscene in ''Legacy'' in which the PlayerCharacter is doing did a ridiculous dance with Sisipu.
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