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19th Jan '17 1:43:17 PM Steven
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* In 3.5, you're tasked with making a new soulstone for your anima relic. The processing node can't perform the task unless it gets an upgrade to [[MicrosoftWindows Version 10]] and agreeing to the terms and conditions.

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* In 3.5, you're tasked with making a new soulstone for your anima relic. The processing node can't perform the task unless it gets an upgrade to [[MicrosoftWindows Version 10]] and the user agreeing to the terms and conditions.
19th Jan '17 1:42:44 PM Steven
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-->'''Processing Node:''' ...<beep> <beep> Update complete. Rebooting system...
<beep> Initiating synthesis protocol...

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-->'''Processing Node:''' ...<beep> <beep> Update complete. Rebooting system...
system...<beep> Initiating synthesis protocol...
19th Jan '17 1:42:32 PM Steven
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* In 3.5, you're tasked with making a new soulstone for your anima relic. The processing node can't perform the task unless it gets an upgrade to [[MicrosoftWindows Version 10]] and agreeing to the terms and conditions.
-->'''Processing Node:''' <beep> Unable to initiate protocol. Version 10 of the operating system is required to proceed. Do you wish to upgrade?
-->'''Ardashir:''' Upgrade...? I am not sure I want to─
-->'''Processing Node:''' Upgrade requested. Do you agree to the Terms and Conditions of Use as stipulated by the Allagan Research Council?
-->'''Ardashir:''' But I... <sigh> Yes, yes, I agree. Will you please just initiate the synthesis protocol?
-->'''Processing Node:''' ...<beep> <beep> Update complete. Rebooting system...
<beep> Initiating synthesis protocol...
18th Jan '17 10:21:51 AM SilverSupernova
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* In the finale of the ''Further Hildebrand Adventures'' Questline, the Grand Sers [[spoiler: reenacting the Knights of the Round summon animation from Final Fantasy VII.]]
14th Jan '17 4:30:14 PM 1kanna
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* The 2016 Heavensturn event has Tori Bugyo frustrated at Eorzea being indifferent to the celebration of the new year from his culture. What does he do to gain interest? Wearing a helmet with a chocobo on it to celebrate the year of the "cock". He then goes on to say how Eorzea is home to some of the biggest cocks, then asks people if they want to see or even ''touch'' his yellow cock. The reactions he got in game, according to him, were predictable.

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* The 2016 2017 Heavensturn event has Tori Bugyo frustrated at Eorzea being indifferent to the celebration of the new year from his culture. What does he do to gain interest? Wearing a helmet with a chocobo on it to celebrate the year of the "cock". He then goes on to say how Eorzea is home to some of the biggest cocks, then asks people if they want to see or even ''touch'' his yellow cock. The reactions he got in game, according to him, were predictable.
31st Dec '16 8:30:30 AM Steven
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* The 2016 Heavensturn event has Tori Bugyo frustrated at Eorzea being indifferent to the celebration of the new year from his culture. What does he do to gain interest? Wearing a helmet with a chocobo on it to celebrate the year of the "cock". He then goes on to say how Eorzea is home to some of the biggest cocks, then asks people if they want to see or even ''touch'' his yellow cock. The reactions he got in game, according to him, were predictable.
15th Dec '16 4:31:43 PM ZhaneX24
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--> '''Alphinaud:''' ...ahem. [[DudeLooksLikeALady Grand''son'']], begging your pardons.

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--> '''Alphinaud:''' ...ahem. [[DudeLooksLikeALady Grand''son'']], Grand]]''[[DudeLooksLikeALady son]]'', begging your pardons.
15th Dec '16 4:29:54 PM ZhaneX24
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--> '''[[spoiler: Matoya]]:''' The one there in the fancy duds--that'd be Louisoux's [[DudeLooksLikeALady granddaughter]], I take it?
--> '''Alphinaud:''' ...ahem. Grand''son'', begging your pardons.

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--> '''[[spoiler: Matoya]]:''' The one there in the fancy duds--that'd be Louisoux's [[DudeLooksLikeALady [[HalfIdenticalTwins granddaughter]], I take it?
--> '''Alphinaud:''' ...ahem. Grand''son'', [[DudeLooksLikeALady Grand''son'']], begging your pardons.
15th Dec '16 4:28:42 PM ZhaneX24
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--> '''[[spoiler: Matoya]]:''' The one there in the fancy duds--that'd be Louisoux's granddaughter, I take it?

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--> '''[[spoiler: Matoya]]:''' The one there in the fancy duds--that'd be Louisoux's granddaughter, [[DudeLooksLikeALady granddaughter]], I take it?
15th Dec '16 3:16:17 PM ZhaneX24
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*** Related to Alphinaud's artistic skills, he brings up how he shall never forget [[spoiler:Y'shtola's NakedOnArrival return from the Lifestream.]] She is of course, somewhat cross, leaving the poor boy quite flustered. A moment later, she comments that she'd rather he didn't use his talents to draw her from memory as such.

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*** Related to Alphinaud's artistic skills, after being told Thancred's story of survival, he brings up how he shall never forget [[spoiler:Y'shtola's similar NakedOnArrival return from the Lifestream.]] She is of course, somewhat cross, leaving the poor boy quite flustered. A moment later, she comments that she'd rather he didn't use his talents to draw her from memory as such.such.
--->[[spoiler:'''Alphinaud:''' Well, if you recall, you yourself emerged from the Lifestream as naked as your nameday. [[FreudianSlip It is a scene I shall never forget]]-]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Y'shtola:''' ''Is it now?'']]
--->[[spoiler:'''Alphinaud:''' Well, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I was pleased to see you!]] I-I mean─ It was a simple statement of fact!]]



* 3.1 has Alphinaud becoming the ButtMonkey to the amusement of all. Alphinaud almost begs Krile to stop talking about his past as his face is filled with comedic horror and embarrassment; her describing him as a smart-ass who mouthed off to his seniors when he was a schoolboy just being the tip of the iceberg. During the search for Thancred, Alphinaud draws a sketch of his comrade and the party is surprised to see how detailed the drawing is from-memory. He quickly dismisses it as a skill he'd picked up for reasons he couldn't care to recall. The moment he walks away, Krile reveals (if you talk to her after) he had spent a ''lot'' of time drawing pictures of girls in order to impress them. To top everything off, when the party does find Thancred and listens to his tale about how he [[spoiler:emerged from the Lifestream without any clothes, Alphinaud compares his survival story to Y'shtola's similar emergence, noting how memorable the event was. Of course, Y'shtola is none too enthused.]] Poor kid can't catch a break.
-->[[spoiler:'''Alphinaud:''' Well, if you recall, you yourself emerged from the Lifestream as naked as your nameday. [[FreudianSlip It is a scene I shall never forget]]-]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Y'shtola:''' ''Is it now?'']]
-->[[spoiler:'''Alphinaud:''' Well, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I was pleased to see you!]] I-I mean─ It was a simple statement of fact!]]
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