History Funny / FinalFantasyXIV

31st Mar '18 8:56:59 AM ironballs16
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* Later, when you actually find one of the actual ex-members of the Band of Heroes, ''they'' want to [[HiddenPurposeTest test you]], too. They've got a better reason, since challenging Titan just gives the Primal more prayer fuel, but the whole god about to attack Limsa Lominsa thing is a bit pressing. Y'shtola's reaction echoes the player's.

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* Later, when you actually find one of the actual ex-members of the Band of Heroes, ''they'' want to [[HiddenPurposeTest test you]], too. They've got a better reason, since challenging Titan just gives the Primal more prayer fuel, they don't want to send hapless heroes to fight something they're wholly unprepared for, but the whole god about to attack Limsa Lominsa thing is a bit pressing. Y'shtola's reaction echoes the player's.
31st Mar '18 7:53:16 AM ironballs16
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* Biggs and Wedge make an appearance when you join a Grand Company in ''ARR''. [[spoiler:Their comedy duo nature is enhanced even further by them being a Roegadyn and a Lalafell.]]

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* [[ThoseTwoGuys Biggs and Wedge Wedge]] make an appearance when you join a Grand Company in ''ARR''. [[spoiler:Their comedy duo nature is enhanced even further by them being a Roegadyn and a Lalafell.]]
21st Mar '18 5:13:37 PM Steven
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* The wind-up Fafnir minion is a big tease from the developers towards anyone who had played ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI''and tried to go after the infamous Ridill with its low drop rate. The minion is described as being designed by a scholar who insisted that the dragon carry the sword and when asked, he muttered some thing about "drop rates". The Japanese version swaps out the drop rate joke with "occasionally attacks three times", which was a feature of the weapon in its home game.
17th Mar '18 10:53:00 PM Steven
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* The Unending Journey entries will have moments of snark if a recalled scene had something silly involved. This is turned up a notch when reading past quests involving Hildibrand. In the second Hildibrand quest during ''Stormblood'', the twists that happen are written as "something you ought to have seen coming". When describing how one of the undead gentleman managed to get werewolf suit, the narration seems to have GivenUpOnLogic and simply goes with "because sometimes life is funny like that."
13th Mar '18 8:18:13 PM Steven
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* Hildibrand's return in ''Stormblood'' does not hold back on the laughs. How does he come back? By being sold off ''as a statue'' in Kugane and is then stolen/kidnapped by the wolf burglar who also thinks the man is a highly valued statue. Later on, you meet one of Hildibrand's undead gentleman in a wolf suit, who says a merchant gave it to him to make him look less scary. The zombie also mentions that he heard some of his brethren were in the Sirensong Sea, only to find out that the Warrior of Light slayed them all like they did with the undead in Dusk Vigil. The zombie then tells the Warrior of light to stop killing the undead everywhere they go.
3rd Mar '18 5:14:27 PM superkeijikun
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*** Godbert's attempts to turn Gigi into a real boy involve modifying his body so that he appeared to be a lalafell (with his head unaltered), then right afterwards, giving him the hulking physique of a roegadyn. After the second modification, Hildibrand and Gigi run to each other in slow-motion as heartwarming music plays. Papa Hildy stretches out his arms, ready to embrace his mammet son...only to have Gigi clothesline him straight into the snow.
28th Feb '18 3:08:07 PM Steven
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--'''>Tahla Molkoh''': M'zhet! Are you all right?

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--'''>Tahla -->'''Tahla Molkoh''': M'zhet! Are you all right?



--'''>Tahla Molkoh''': Ye gods! How did he get it on the ceiling!?

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--'''>Tahla -->'''Tahla Molkoh''': Ye gods! How did he get it on the ceiling!?
28th Feb '18 3:06:44 PM Steven
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* Upon reaching the bloodsworn rank with the Ananta, you're treated to a feast with a few others. M'Zhet Tia is offered to drink some spirits, but he declines since it doesn't agree with him. J'olhmyn goads him into drinking it to show what he's made of and he proceeds to do so. M'Zhet winds up [[VomitDiscretionShot vomiting off screen]] and somehow managed to plaster the ceiling with it.
--'''>Tahla Molkoh''': M'zhet! Are you all right?
-->'''J'olhmyn''': Evidently not. I think I've lost my appetite.
-->'''Gales''': Don't just stand there! Get a mop!
--'''>Tahla Molkoh''': Ye gods! How did he get it on the ceiling!?
26th Feb '18 7:18:11 AM Lego3400
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** A similar event happens near the end of the game where the Warrior of Light and Thancred have to swim through a long underwater tunnel to sneak into [[spoiler: Ala Mhigo]]. Because you have the Kojin's blessing, drowning is a non issue for you. Thancred, who had boasted earlier that he can hold his breath for 10 minutes, complains how you have it easy with your blessing while he has to catch his breath after the long swim.

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** A similar event happens near the end of the game where the Warrior of Light and Thancred have to swim through a long underwater tunnel to sneak into [[spoiler: Ala Mhigo]]. Because you have the Kojin's blessing, drowning is a non issue for you. Thancred, who had boasted earlier that he can hold his breath for 10 minutes, minutes (Itself a MonkeyIsland Reference), complains how you have it easy with your blessing while he has to catch his breath after the long swim.
13th Feb '18 6:19:09 AM ExoSaeptus
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** [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/a/a8/EnkiduFFXIV.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140330230933 "But where are my manners? I have yet to properly introduce myself. I am Gilgamesh, and that is my companion, Enkidu! ...Well, not really. It has been many moons since last I saw him, so to ease the burden of loneliness, I tamed a rooster and painted it green."]]
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