History Funny / FinalFantasyXIV

29th Mar '17 3:30:31 PM Delnoir
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** 3.5 Part 2 made it pretty clear that the female monk is [[spoiler: Lyse the younger sister of Yda who she'd been impersonating for the last six years. It's nice to see that even after the events of 3.5 she's kept a bit of her playful streak in tact.]]
29th Mar '17 12:53:48 AM causticGambler
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** In fact, the majority of chat setting previews are in this same vein, making the player out to be a borderline MarySue, while making Cloud look like a grade-A ButtMonkey. For example, the "own/others' synthesis notifications":
--> You synthesize a '''suit of diamond armor'''.
--> Cloud Strife synthesizes a '''boiled egg'''.
** Or "damage dealt by you/others":
--> You hit the Shadow Lord for 9999 damage.
--> Cloud Strife hits the little ladybug for 2 damage.
28th Mar '17 12:55:17 PM Steven
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* In the 3.5 quest chain nearer to the end, you're fighting against a group of Garleans and they keep outnumbering you, when your "cavalry" arrives in the form of [[spoiler: Nero's personalized suit of magitek armor]]. While the Garleans freak out, the Warrior of Light just looks at their new toy and gives a jarring smirk before utilizing it. For a SilentProtagonist, you can tell they're downright ''giddy'' at what they're about to do.

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* In the 3.5 quest chain nearer to the end, you're fighting against a group of Garleans and they keep outnumbering you, when your "cavalry" arrives in the form of [[spoiler: Nero's personalized suit of magitek armor]]. While the Garleans freak out, the Warrior of Light just looks at their new toy and gives a jarring smirk before utilizing it. For a SilentProtagonist, you can tell they're downright ''giddy'' at what they're about to do. Not only does the enemy captain freak out over it, he tries to save face by sending more troops into the fray and several clossusses. This fails spectacularly and his troops decide running away is better than dying for a lost cause, leaving him to fight the enemies by himself. He tries to order them to return, but looks so pathetic in doing so that even the Scions in the battle can't help but comment at how pathetic the man looks right now.
28th Mar '17 9:47:50 AM NaraNumas
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* In the 3.5 quest chain nearer to the end, you're fighting against a group of Garleans and they keep outnumbering you, when your "cavalry" arrives in the form of [[spoiler: Nero's personalized suit of magitek armor]]. While the Garleans freak out, the Warrior of Light just looks at their new toy and gives a jarring smirk before utilizing it. For a SilentProtagonist, you can tell they're downright ''giddy'' at what they're about to do.
23rd Mar '17 6:20:50 AM Killchrono
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** In the same quest, the [[CheshireCatGrin shit-eating grin]] your character has when they steal back the corrupt merchant's stolen wares is quite possibly the most trollish they ever look.
11th Mar '17 3:44:44 PM nombretomado
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* In 3.5, you're tasked with making a new soulstone for your anima relic. The processing node can't perform the task unless it gets an upgrade to [[MicrosoftWindows Version 10]] and the user agreeing to the terms and conditions.

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* In 3.5, you're tasked with making a new soulstone for your anima relic. The processing node can't perform the task unless it gets an upgrade to [[MicrosoftWindows [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Version 10]] and the user agreeing to the terms and conditions.
22nd Feb '17 12:46:15 PM Steven
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!! Meta
* There's some hidden gems within the interface itself. When adjusting the chat settings, the preview window shows how the chat looks on specific channels. The preview window for tells makes [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud]] look like a pervert.
-->'''Cloud''': Nice shirt.
-->'''Tifa''': Eyes up here, Cloud.
11th Feb '17 12:36:33 PM Steven
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* Blansytr is TheRival to the player character in the Armorer quests. After the level 50 quest, he sees that he has to better himself in order to make armor in superior quality like the player. The guild leader asks you to check up on him after hearing he was trying to better himself in battle. You find him knelt over in exhaustion and getting aid from a group of adventurers that were passing through. Why was Blansytr so haggard? He made himself a suit of armor that offered no flexibility and he got his ass kicked by a ''rat'', which are the same low leveled rats you see in Lower La Noscea for new players to fight.
11th Feb '17 12:28:46 PM Steven
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* Due to the limitations of the clothing physics, there's an unintentionally hilarious moment for female players wearing the wedding dress. The /doze emote was tweaked in a patch to allow players to change their poses while lying down on a bed with the /changepose command. For female players wearing a dress or robe, the pose of their character lying on their stomach with their legs raised up causes the dress to poof out like a tent. The more perverse and/or jokey players took advantage of this by having the short Lalafell race sit down within the dress.
4th Feb '17 11:30:05 PM 017Bluefield
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--> '''V'kebbe:''' Ye've cloyed somethin' what belonged to me, Jacke. An' I can't ignore the code...
--> '''Jacke:''' Ahahaha, aye, the code! We mustn't ignore the code! ...Yer havin' a laugh, aren't ye, lass? ...Lass? (Screen Fades to black, with some sounds of violence occuring) Aaargh!
--> (A few moments latter)'''Perimu Haurimu:''' ...[[UnwillingSuspension That might be the swiftest string-up I've ever seen.]]
--> '''V'kebbe:''' A punishment to fit the crime. Take a good long look, *Player's Name*. The code exists to preserve peace in Limsa─to keep the alleys from runnin' red with blood. This city's me home, an' I'll draw daggers on any cove fool enough to threaten that peace.
--> '''Perimu Haurimu:''' A pointed lesson. Let's head inside, eh? Yer sandwich'll get cold.
--> '''Jacke:''' Hey! Do ye mean to leave me here all night!? At least ye gave me a grand view o' the harbor! ...Gods piss, these ropes are tight!

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--> '''V'kebbe:''' Ye've cloyed somethin' what belonged to me, Jacke. An' I can't ignore the code...
-->
code...\\
'''Jacke:''' Ahahaha, aye, the code! We mustn't ignore the code! ...Yer havin' a laugh, aren't ye, lass? ...Lass? (Screen Fades to black, with some sounds of violence occuring) Aaargh!
-->
Aaargh!\\
(A few moments latter)'''Perimu latter)\\
'''Perimu
Haurimu:''' ...[[UnwillingSuspension That might be the swiftest string-up I've ever seen.]]
-->
]]\\
'''V'kebbe:''' A punishment to fit the crime. Take a good long look, *Player's Name*. The code exists to preserve peace in Limsa─to keep the alleys from runnin' red with blood. This city's me home, an' I'll draw daggers on any cove fool enough to threaten that peace.
-->
peace.\\
'''Perimu Haurimu:''' A pointed lesson. Let's head inside, eh? Yer sandwich'll get cold.
-->
cold.\\
'''Jacke:''' Hey! Do ye mean to leave me here all night!? At least ye gave me a grand view o' the harbor! ...Gods piss, these ropes are tight!



** When Briardien learns that [[spoiler: Hildibrand built up an immunity to being zombified]], the inspector gives up trying to find any sort of logic in the whole scenario and decides to just roll with it.
** Hildibrand finally [[spoiler: recovers the genuine Treaty Blade]]], only to find himself being rocketed towards the sky.
* Although it comes during a very tragic scene in which [[spoiler: you are currently being accused as the murderer of Nanamo, there is something just unbelievably amusing about the various smug, amused, and shocked faces that he makes while snarking either at the Scions, or at Raubahn. [[http://36.media.tumblr.com/466e2677b00659a573651f71a554f705/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo1_1280.jpg Just]] [[http://40.media.tumblr.com/4aaa9d3bfa3633f3f04ce464aa3e04b6/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo3_1280.jpg take]] a [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2f506c5d165a32326960e51decf1a14/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo4_1280.jpg look]] [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/b735653b3eb3c9f6adb2997732fd099e/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo5_1280.jpg at]] [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/ea6b8e172ad690b88d43e2fb392548b8/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo6_1280.jpg some]] [[http://40.media.tumblr.com/39cd888c3ab624337c3aa6a71b05d154/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo7_1280.jpg examples]]!]]
* This one doubles as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. Where did Gerolt find the one-of-a-kind book that revealed the final steps required to complete the Warrior of Light's Zodaic weapon? While going through the other Zodiac Braves-relevant tomes that Rowena had! How in the seven hells did he convince her to part with it without resorting to a king's ransom in gil? [[spoiler: He threatened to marry her.]] Again. As in ''he has used that tactic multiple times and it's worked.'' And in the middle of Gerolt's argument with Jalzahn over who gets to take credit for the weapon Rowena shows up at the shack wearing a suspiciously white outfit, only to see the argument taking place. Once the Warrior of Light notices she smiles wordlessly at them and leaves.

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** When Briardien learns that [[spoiler: Hildibrand [[spoiler:Hildibrand built up an immunity to being zombified]], the inspector gives up trying to find any sort of logic in the whole scenario and decides to just roll with it.
** Hildibrand finally [[spoiler: recovers the genuine Treaty Blade]]], Blade]]...only to find himself being rocketed towards the sky.
* Although it comes during a very tragic scene in which [[spoiler: you are currently being accused as the murderer of Nanamo, there is something just unbelievably amusing about the various smug, amused, and shocked faces that he Teledji Adeledji makes while snarking either at the Scions, or Scions and at Raubahn. [[http://36.media.tumblr.com/466e2677b00659a573651f71a554f705/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo1_1280.jpg Just]] [[http://40.media.tumblr.com/4aaa9d3bfa3633f3f04ce464aa3e04b6/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo3_1280.jpg take]] a [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2f506c5d165a32326960e51decf1a14/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo4_1280.jpg look]] [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/b735653b3eb3c9f6adb2997732fd099e/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo5_1280.jpg at]] [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/ea6b8e172ad690b88d43e2fb392548b8/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo6_1280.jpg some]] [[http://40.media.tumblr.com/39cd888c3ab624337c3aa6a71b05d154/tumblr_nm4ezaRFu31rkfk1yo7_1280.jpg examples]]!]]
* This one doubles as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. Where did Gerolt find the one-of-a-kind book that revealed the final steps required to complete the Warrior of Light's Zodaic weapon? While going through the other Zodiac Braves-relevant tomes that Rowena had! How in the seven hells did he convince her to part with it without resorting to a king's ransom in gil? [[spoiler: He threatened to marry her.]] Again. As in ''he has used that tactic multiple times and it's '''it's worked.'' ''''' And in the middle of Gerolt's argument with Jalzahn over who gets to take credit for the weapon weapon, Rowena shows up at the shack wearing a suspiciously white outfit, only to see the argument taking place. Once the Warrior of Light notices notices, she smiles wordlessly at them and leaves.
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