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26th Mar '16 11:35:57 PM NaraNumas
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** One of the highlights is unsaid but very obvious. When you encounter Godbert in Ishgard city he's wearing more or less a full set of winter clothes. The farther you go into Coerthas (which is explicitly said it gets colder the farther north you get) he's wearing less and less clothes, by the time you find Hildibrand he's in just an undershirt... and when that gets removed (complete with the sound and effect for changing classes), ''that's'' when the people who know what Godbert is capable of start backing up.
5th Mar '16 7:57:26 PM Steven
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* In another Vath quest, you're tasked with looking for a yellow dragon named Uhm Ala since he has a package that has to be delivered. You find three yellow dragons, neither which are Uhm Ala and they all have different reactions to being mistaken for him; one thinks your eyes are failing you at such a young age, another is humbled to think you mistook him for Uhm Ala, and the third dragon takes offense because Uhm Ala wouldn't reside at the bottom of the tower like a common peasant. WHen you do finally find Uhm Ala, it turns out that the package for him contained a spritz bottle containing chemicals that can kill fleas. The dragon express embarrassment over how someone great as himself has to resort to secret deliveries to deal with fleas.

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* In another Vath quest, you're tasked with looking for a yellow dragon named Uhm Ala since he has a package that has to be delivered. You find three yellow dragons, neither which are Uhm Ala and they all have different reactions to being mistaken for him; one thinks your eyes are failing you at such a young age, another is humbled to think you mistook him for Uhm Ala, and the third dragon takes offense because Uhm Ala wouldn't reside at the bottom of the tower like a common peasant. WHen When you do finally find Uhm Ala, it turns out that the package for him contained a spritz bottle containing chemicals that can kill fleas. The dragon express embarrassment over how someone great as himself has to resort to secret deliveries to deal with fleas.
3rd Mar '16 12:22:10 PM Steven
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* One of the late Vath quests has you aiding dragons in Aynx Trine and one of the quests has you helping dragons overcome a flea infestation that has affected several dragons. You're tasked with spraying the dragons with a chemical mixture that will kill the fleas and they express great relief once the itching stops. For all the things the dragons have faced up against, something mundane and annoying like fleas makes them look like overgrown scaly dogs.
* In another Vath quest, you're tasked with looking for a yellow dragon named Uhm Ala since he has a package that has to be delivered. You find three yellow dragons, neither which are Uhm Ala and they all have different reactions to being mistaken for him; one thinks your eyes are failing you at such a young age, another is humbled to think you mistook him for Uhm Ala, and the third dragon takes offense because Uhm Ala wouldn't reside at the bottom of the tower like a common peasant. WHen you do finally find Uhm Ala, it turns out that the package for him contained a spritz bottle containing chemicals that can kill fleas. The dragon express embarrassment over how someone great as himself has to resort to secret deliveries to deal with fleas.
26th Feb '16 2:40:19 PM Baithin
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** It's even funnier when you question what the zombie is doing walking around Coerthas in the first place. Apparently, he was looking for Dusk Vigil (a very serious dungeon unconnected with this questline) because he heard other zombies were there and he wanted to meet them... until it's revealed that the player already went through and killed them all, much to his mild disappointment. He just decides to go along with you to find Hildibrand after.
24th Feb '16 11:43:55 AM Steven
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* 3.1 gives Thancred a funny scene on how he was found after the events of 2.5. [[spoiler: Like with Y'shtola, Thancred emerged from the lifestream naked and the still image of the flashbacks showing Thancred surviving in the wilderness has [[SceneryCensor a Nutkin that just happened to jump at the right angles to block Thancred's private bits]]. Doesn't make his survival any less bad ass.]]

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* 3.1 gives Thancred a funny scene on how he was found after the events of 2.5. [[spoiler: Like with Y'shtola, Thancred emerged from the lifestream naked and the still image of the flashbacks showing Thancred surviving in the wilderness has [[SceneryCensor a Nutkin that just happened to jump at the right angles to block Thancred's private bits]]. Doesn't make his survival any less bad ass.]]badass.]]
* 3.2 has the return of Hildibrand and his wacky adventures are back in full force. The side quest introduces an inquisitor named Cyr who believes Hildibrand is a heretic and he quickly wonders how he and his companions are associates with a gentlemanly zombie while also wondering if he was transported to a new realm where logic doesn't exist. When the party does find Hildibrand buried head first in the snow, Godbert prepares to wake up his son, causing the Warrior of Light, Nashu, and the zombie to slowly back away as Cyr confusedly looks at them before Godbert's suplex power throws him several yards back. Needless to say, he's basically the stand in for Briardien.
17th Feb '16 1:11:16 AM NaraNumas
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*** The developers couldn't resist the comedy factor of someone being smacked with a book, the first two rocket punches will prioritize book-wielders over every other class if they're present.
25th Jan '16 7:32:19 PM maestro_89
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* The goal of the Band's secret test of character is getting a meal read for a feast being held in the honor of a famous hero; because the meal itself was incredibly rare and dangerous to acquire. After all that trouble of hunting down exotic ingredients and drink; you eventually discover that the feast was being held in your honor the entire time. The host himself only knew that the guests were a scholar (Y'Shtola) and a hero of many deeds (You) no one bothered to tell him either Y'Sthola's or your name. When he discovers this misunderstanding he does a jump into a bow; and is practically kissing the floor begging for forgiveness for asking the guest of honor to set up their own freaking dinner.
8th Dec '15 10:14:15 PM Alisa180
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-->[[spoiler:'''Alphinaud:''' Well, if you recall, you yourself emerged from the Lifestream as naked as your nameday. [[FreudianSlip It is a scene I shall never forget]]-]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Y'shtola:''' ''Is it now?'']]
-->[[spoiler:'''Alphinaud:''' Well, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I was pleased to see you!]] I-I mean─ It was a simple statement of fact!]]
13th Nov '15 2:26:55 PM Steven
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* 3.1 has Alphinaud becoming the ButtMonkey at everyone's expense. If Krile's words are anything to go by, Alphinaud was a smart ass when he was a child and had mouthed off to his seniors at school. Alphinaud almost begs Krile to stop talking about his past as his face is filled with comedic horror and embarrassment. During the search for Thancred, Alphinaud draws a sketch of his comrade and the party is surprised to see how detailed the drawing is. Krile mentions (if you talk to her after) that Alphinaud had also spent a ''lot'' of time drawing pictures of girls in order to impress them. To top everything off, when the party does find Thancred and listen to his story about how he [[spoiler: arrived from the lifestream without any clothes, Alphinaud compares the event to Y'shtola going through the same experience and said it was something quite memorable, causing her to quip with "Oh, ''was'' it now?"]] Poor kid can't catch a break.
* 3.1 gives Thancred a funny scene on how he was found after the events of 2.5. [[spoiler: Like with Y'shtola, Thancred emerged from the lifestream naked and the still image of the flashbacks showing Thancred surviving in the wilderness has [[SceneryCensor a Nutkin that just happened to jump at the right angles to block Thancred's private bits]]. Doesn't make his survival any less bad ass.]]
11th Nov '15 2:57:35 AM ZhaneX24
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*** Related to Alphinaud's artistic skills, he brings up how he shall never forget [[spoiler:Y'shtola's NakedOnArrival return from the Lifestream.]] She is of course, somewhat cross, leaving the poor boy quite flustered. A moment later, she comments that she'd rather he didn't use his talents to draw her from memory as such.
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