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15th Jan '17 9:49:06 AM cricri3007
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'''Barret:''' Barret, leader of [=AVALANCHE=].``

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'''Barret:''' Barret, leader of [=AVALANCHE=].``\\
15th Jan '17 9:48:41 AM cricri3007
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* Tha party introduce themselves to Rufus:
-->'''Rufus:''' Who are you?\\
'''Cloud:''' Cloud. Ex-[=SOLDIER=] First Class.\\
'''Barret:''' Barret, leader of [=AVALANCHE=].``
'''Tifa:''' Tifa, bartender.\\
'''Aeris:''' Aeris. flower-girl.\\
'''Red XIII:''' Red XIII, I was a research specimen.\\
'''Rufus:''' What a crew...
2nd Dec '16 1:28:56 AM ShiroAkuma
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* Speaking of Hoji, when Red XIII and Aerith are released from a tank in the Shinra building, Red's first action is to tackle Hojo to the floor and bite him. It's rather [[TheDogBitesBack cathartic to watch]], but Hojo's completely played straight complain about it is funny as fuck.
-->"This is no ordinary speciment. [[CaptainObvious This is one VERY dangerous specimen!]]"

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* Speaking of Hoji, Hojo, when Red XIII and Aerith are released from a tank in the Shinra building, Red's first action is to tackle Hojo to the floor and bite him. It's rather [[TheDogBitesBack cathartic to watch]], but Hojo's completely played straight complain about it is funny as fuck.
-->"This is no ordinary speciment.specimen. [[CaptainObvious This is one VERY dangerous specimen!]]"
23rd Oct '16 6:46:45 PM nombretomado
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** One of the walkthroughs on GameFAQs summed up the Palmer fight [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/197341-final-fantasy-vii/faqs/28304 perfectly]]:

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** One of the walkthroughs on GameFAQs Website/GameFAQs summed up the Palmer fight [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/197341-final-fantasy-vii/faqs/28304 perfectly]]:
23rd Oct '16 8:53:32 AM dlchen145
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* Near Gongaga, the group come across Reno and Rude of the Turks. Prior to this, they've been intimidating and {{Badass}}... but here, while they aren't noticing Cloud and Co.'s presence at first, they're gossiping like teenagers about who has a crush on whom (Rude likes Tifa, not Elena, [[LoveTriangle who likes Tseng, even though Tseng likes Aerith...]]) It gets funnier when Elena walks up beside Cloud and comments on how stupid they're being and insisting that [[HeIsNotMyBoyfriend she and Tseng's relationship isn't like that]]... only ''then'' to realize who it is she's talking to and alerts Reno and Rude to your presence.

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* Near Gongaga, the group come across Reno and Rude of the Turks. Prior to this, they've been intimidating and {{Badass}}...badass... but here, while they aren't noticing Cloud and Co.'s presence at first, they're gossiping like teenagers about who has a crush on whom (Rude likes Tifa, not Elena, [[LoveTriangle who likes Tseng, even though Tseng likes Aerith...]]) It gets funnier when Elena walks up beside Cloud and comments on how stupid they're being and insisting that [[HeIsNotMyBoyfriend she and Tseng's relationship isn't like that]]... only ''then'' to realize who it is she's talking to and alerts Reno and Rude to your presence.
6th Aug '16 3:18:09 PM twofistguy
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* Going on the date at the Gold Saucer with Barret. (Yes, it ''is'' possible, there's a FAQ at Gamefaqs dedicated to the date deals.) It's funny but sad at the same time. He enters Cloud's room saying something like "Let's go somewhere that we can talk, in private.") One doesn't get to do the play because the person there sees you two together and says something like "You're our 100th couple... oh wait!" Throughout most of the gondola ride, [[GoodParents Barret just talks about Marlene.]] It's amusing in a sort of weird / dark way how the whole thing is not played for romance ''at all''.

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* Going on the date at the Gold Saucer with Barret. (Yes, it ''is'' possible, there's a FAQ at Gamefaqs dedicated to the date deals.) It's funny but sad at the same time. He enters Cloud's room saying something like "Let's go somewhere that we can talk, in private.") One doesn't get to do the play because the person there sees you two together and says something like "You're our 100th couple... oh wait!" Throughout most of the gondola ride, [[GoodParents Barret just talks about Marlene.]] It's amusing in a sort of weird / dark way how the whole thing is not played for romance ''at all''.
8th Jun '16 7:59:12 AM thekeyofe
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* Barret in sailor uniform.

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* Barret in a sailor uniform.uniform. He's twice as wide and quite a bit taller than any of the other sailors, but they don't seem to notice. His in-game polygon model also looks goofy as hell.
3rd Jun '16 9:38:52 PM JMQwilleran
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* In Junon, the party discusses how to get up to the upper level, and it's mentioned that the only way to do so is scale a tower with a high voltage electricity risk. Their unanimous response? "Cloud should be OK then." "Yeah, good luck, Cloud!" "We're all counting on you, Cloud!" And then they all walk away, leaving Cloud stammering, "W-wait a minute!"

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* In Junon, the party discusses how to get up to the upper level, and it's mentioned that the only way to do so is scale a tower with a high voltage electricity risk. Their unanimous response? "Cloud "[[GotVolunteered Cloud should be OK then." ]]" "Yeah, good luck, Cloud!" "We're all counting on you, Cloud!" And then they all walk away, leaving Cloud stammering, "W-wait a minute!"minute!"
** If you talk to any of them immediately afterwards, they'll all completely ignore Cloud and chatter away among themselves.
6th Dec '15 4:13:15 AM Sabrewing
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** The whole scenario with Don Corneo is hilarious, from Aerith simply mentioning Cloud should crossdress, to a genuinely creepy moment where Cloud blacks out at the Honey Bee Inn only for the scene to have a MoodWhiplash when he wakes up and find a suspicious man not wearing much slapping him around [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan bring him back to his senses]], to the fact that the player can rig it [[AttractiveBentGender so Corneo chooses Cloud as his pretty girl.]]

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** The whole scenario with Don Corneo is hilarious, from Aerith simply mentioning Cloud should crossdress, to a genuinely creepy moment where Cloud blacks out at the Honey Bee Honeybee Inn only for the scene to have a MoodWhiplash when he wakes up and find a suspicious man not wearing much slapping him around [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan bring him back to his senses]], to the fact that the player can rig it [[AttractiveBentGender so Corneo chooses Cloud as his pretty girl.]]]]
** Speaking of the Honeybee Inn, going in the topmost door takes you into the girls' dressing room. You typically just go in here to get Cloud some makeup for his disguise, but if you do so before entering a room, you can heckle the girls inside. The leftmost one keeps trying to ignore him, but eventually starts calling him "Pooch" to herself because he keeps stalking her. Not even introducing himself helps the situation.
21st Sep '15 7:12:22 PM RainFairy
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* An often-bypassed scene (due to most people wanting to get the first Huge Materia, and hence not failing the first Submarine Mission) has Cloud and Co. stealing a separate submarine. The players are given a choice of either killing a dog or just subduing it. Subduing the pooch gives this line from Cloud:
--> '''Cloud:''' "Ok, dog, I'm gonna dognap you."

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* An [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCBPh15Jn7c often-bypassed scene scene]] (due to most people wanting to get the first Huge Materia, and hence not failing the first Submarine Mission) has Cloud and Co. stealing a separate submarine. The players are given a choice of either killing a dog or just subduing it. Subduing the pooch gives this line from Cloud:
--> '''Cloud:''' "Ok, dog, I'm gonna dognap you.""
** Before that, Cloud and Co. return to dry land in Junon via riding a torpedo. The next scen has Mr. Dolphin (the one who helped the group reach the Airport) bitchslapping Cloud with his tail to wake him up.
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