History Funny / FinalFantasyIX

14th Nov '17 3:14:29 AM FarSider
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-->'''Eiko''': Pale... White hair... Strange clothes... Zidane told me about you! You're Kuja!

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-->'''Eiko''': Pale... White hair... hair...Strange clothes... clothes...Zidane told me about you! You're Kuja!



--> '''Zidane''': No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh...

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--> '''Zidane''': No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh...



* The scene with Queen Brahne and the two bounty hunters, Lani and Amarant. Lani tries to walk up to the queen, only to be stopped by one of the guards, and arguing with her until Brahne tells the guard to let her through. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent While this is going on]], Amarant walks up to the guard on the other side, who tries to block him like the first one did Lani... and Amarant simply shoulders her aside and keeps walking without missing a step.

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* The scene with Queen Brahne and the two bounty hunters, Lani and Amarant. Lani tries to walk up to the queen, only to be stopped by one of the guards, and arguing with her until Brahne tells the guard to let her through. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent While this is going on]], Amarant walks up to the guard on the other side, who tries to block him like the first one did Lani... and Amarant simply shoulders her aside and keeps walking without missing a step.



* When leaving Chocobo Paradise without Choco, moogle Mene tries carrying Zidane ... with less than spectacular results.

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* When leaving Chocobo Paradise without Choco, moogle Mene tries carrying Zidane ... Zidane...with less than spectacular results.
17th Oct '17 1:54:14 PM neoXsaga
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* Call the moogle on the field and then decide you don't even need him, he gets miffed. Do it long enough and he tells you "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo." Continue even longer and he starts screaming [[{{Angrish}} "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! KU-PHEH!"]] at you. In the Steam version, you get an achievement for doing this.

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* Call the moogle on the field and then decide you don't even need him, he gets miffed. Do it long enough and he tells you "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo." Continue even longer and he starts screaming [[{{Angrish}} "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! KU-PHEH!"]] at you. In the Steam version, [[UpdatedRerelease PS4/Steam versions]], you get an achievement trophy/achievement for doing this.
30th Sep '17 3:26:21 AM madame_newbie
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** Even Vivi Lampshaded their tendency to appear at the weirdest places. "What were you doing underneath the ship in the first place?"
28th Aug '17 1:55:17 PM rufusluciusivan
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** Don't forget the part where Steiner reaches the top of one tower and wonders where the princess is...only for Garnet to show up in the background on the top of another tower, being chased around in comedic circles by Zidane. Then, when Garnet and Zidane swing down to the airship on pennant ropes, Steiner nearly falls off his tower in shock, then ''ties a rope to his own waist'' and goes sailing like a rusty superhero after them. Topping it off, his facial expression and the pinwheeling arms when he realizes his aim is off is beautiful.

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** Don't forget the part where Steiner reaches the top of one tower and wonders where the princess is...only for Garnet to show up in the background on the top of another tower, being chased around in comedic circles by Zidane. Then, when Garnet and Zidane swing down to the airship on pennant ropes, Steiner nearly falls off his tower in shock, then ''ties a rope to his own waist'' and goes sailing like a rusty superhero after them. Topping it off, his facial expression and the pinwheeling arms when he realizes his aim is off is beautiful. And the he crashed into the airship.
2nd May '17 1:27:28 AM EnigmaLobo
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* Call the moogle on the field and then decide you don't even need him, he gets miffed. Do it long enough and he tells you "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo." Continue even longer and he starts screaming [[{{Angrish}} "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! KUPOOOH!"]] at you. In the Steam version, you get an achievement for doing this.

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* Call the moogle on the field and then decide you don't even need him, he gets miffed. Do it long enough and he tells you "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo." Continue even longer and he starts screaming [[{{Angrish}} "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! KUPOOOH!"]] KU-PHEH!"]] at you. In the Steam version, you get an achievement for doing this.
19th Feb '17 8:05:46 PM ShiroAkuma
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** As if that isn't entertaining enough, DevelopersForesight is in affect during the scene. If you don't have enough gil in your inventory to pay (basically, you have to go a shop and use it all up), then Zidane tells Grandma Pickle that ''Baku'' will pay the debt. Cue the Active Time Event "Give Me My Money," in which Grandma demands the money from Baku.

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** As if that isn't entertaining enough, DevelopersForesight is in affect effect during the scene. If you don't have enough gil in your inventory to pay (basically, you have to go a shop and use it all up), then Zidane tells Grandma Pickle that ''Baku'' will pay the debt. Cue the Active Time Event "Give Me My Money," in which Grandma demands the money from Baku.
7th Feb '17 9:26:44 PM Valiona
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* Some unintentional black humor happens with the Stellazio coins. They're named after horoscope signs. Which means when you find the one in Burmecia, a little text box pops up that says [[UnfortunateImplications received Cancer!]]. And then, when you hand the coin to Queen Stella...

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* Some unintentional black humor happens with the Stellazio coins. They're named after horoscope signs. Which means when you find the one in Burmecia, a little text box pops up that says [[UnfortunateImplications [[BlackComedy received Cancer!]]. And then, when you hand the coin to Queen Stella...
30th Dec '16 8:40:50 PM ExSlacker
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** As a continuation of the above event, the three of them getting packed up in a barrel. Steiner shortly runs into that barrel, and hearing noise coming from inside, he decided to poke it with his sword. The way Zidane jumps out of the thing afterward, you might think he got poked somewhere [[AssShove sensitive]]...

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** As a continuation of the above event, the three of them getting packed up in a barrel. Steiner shortly runs into that barrel, and hearing noise coming from inside, he decided to poke it with his sword. The way Zidane jumps out of the thing afterward, you might think he got poked somewhere [[AssShove sensitive]]...sensitive]]. Zidane immediately retaliates with a GoombaStomp...on Steiner's head.
29th May '16 7:14:37 PM JMQwilleran
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* Zidane tries questioning a random Conde Petie villager about if he's seen Kuja, only to discover that his line of questioning [[NoYou is getting him nowhere fast.]]
--> '''Zidane''': Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja...
--> '''Robert Dogherder''': ...Ye're strange-lookin'...
--> '''Zidane''': No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh...
--> '''Robert Dogherder''': ...Ye're sinister-lookin'...
--> '''Zidane''': ...
27th May '16 9:54:17 PM JMQwilleran
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* In the same sequence, if you participate properly in the Active Time Events, one of the village moogles may end up fishing Quina out of the sea...
-->'''Eiko''': Pale... White hair... Strange clothes... Zidane told me about you! You're Kuja!
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