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29th May '16 7:14:37 PM JMQwilleran
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* Zidane tries questioning a random Conde Petie villager about if he's seen Kuja, only to discover that his line of questioning [[NoYou is getting him nowhere fast.]]
--> '''Zidane''': Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja...
--> '''Robert Dogherder''': ...Ye're strange-lookin'...
--> '''Zidane''': No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh...
--> '''Robert Dogherder''': ...Ye're sinister-lookin'...
--> '''Zidane''': ...
27th May '16 9:54:17 PM JMQwilleran
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* In the same sequence, if you participate properly in the Active Time Events, one of the village moogles may end up fishing Quina out of the sea...
-->'''Eiko''': Pale... White hair... Strange clothes... Zidane told me about you! You're Kuja!
26th May '16 11:19:11 PM JMQwilleran
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* The ability to rename your characters can once again provide some unintentional humor. For example, right towards the beginning of the game, the player is expected to rename Garnet in order to disguise her royal heritage, with the suggested name of "Dagger." There is nothing but nothing, however, to keep the player from simply choosing to name her "Garnet," in which case, you get lines such as "You have to call me Garnet until we reach Treno." And then, after you name Amarant, he'll say "some people call me The Flaming Amarant." Well, have fun on the renaming with ''that'' one. (Not withstanding the fact that his original name was "Salamander.")
15th Apr '16 3:04:49 PM Steven
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* Call the moogle on the field and then decide you don't even need him, he gets miffed. Do it long enough and he tells you "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo." Continue even longer and he starts screaming [[{{Angrish}} "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! KUPOOOH!"]] at you.
* Some unintentional black humor happens with the Stellazio coins. They're named after horoscope signs. Which means when you find the one in Burmecia, a little text box pops up that says [[UnfortunateImplications received Cancer!]]. And then, when you hand the coin in to Queen Stella...

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* Call the moogle on the field and then decide you don't even need him, he gets miffed. Do it long enough and he tells you "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo." Continue even longer and he starts screaming [[{{Angrish}} "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! KUPOOOH!"]] at you.
you. In the Steam version, you get an achievement for doing this.
* Some unintentional black humor happens with the Stellazio coins. They're named after horoscope signs. Which means when you find the one in Burmecia, a little text box pops up that says [[UnfortunateImplications received Cancer!]]. And then, when you hand the coin in to Queen Stella...



* Any scene where Steiner proves just how ineffectual he is outside of combat; ideally the funniest is when he questions [[CoolOldGuy Morrid]] about the cargo ship arriving at Dali and tries to loosen his lips by threatening him with eviction. Morrid calls his bluff easily, and Steiner resorts to wringing his hands and whining "Tell meeeeeeee!"

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* Any scene where Steiner proves just how ineffectual he is outside of combat; ideally the funniest is when he questions [[CoolOldGuy Morrid]] about the cargo ship arriving at Dali and tries to loosen his lips by threatening him with eviction. Morrid calls his bluff easily, and Steiner resorts to wringing his hands and whining "Tell meeeeeeee!"meeeeeeee!" The scene becomes doubly funnier in the Steam version if you enable turbo mode to speed up Steiner's hand flail animation to ridiculous speeds.
4th Mar '16 11:40:56 PM Kogarashi
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** Don't forget the part where Steiner reaches the top of one tower and wonders where the princess is...only for Garnet to show up in the background on the top of another tower, being chased around in comedic circles by Zidane. Then, when Garnet and Zidane swing down to the airship on pennant ropes, Steiner nearly falls off his tower in shock, then ''ties a rope to his own waist'' and goes sailing like a rusty superhero after them. Topping it off, his facial expression and the pinwheeling arms when he realizes his aim is off is beautiful.
24th Jan '16 7:42:41 AM ShiroAkuma
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* If you stop by chocobo forest as zidane while heading to burmecia zidane will ask if a pretty girl came through, the moogle says no, but that an ugly girl did. Come Garnets interlude after you beat the Grizamaluke's grotto boss, and we hear Steiner complimenting the princess for helping him fight monster with her white magic, and helping ignore the obnoxious moogle in ''Chocobo's Forest''...

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* If you stop by chocobo forest Chocobo's Forest as zidane Zidane while heading to burmecia zidane Burmecia, he will ask if a pretty girl came through, and the moogle says no, but that an ugly girl did. Come Garnets Garnet's interlude after you beat the Grizamaluke's grotto boss, Gizamaluke, and we hear Steiner complimenting the princess for helping him fight monster monsters with her white magic, and helping ignore the obnoxious moogle in ''Chocobo's Forest''...
24th Jan '16 7:37:53 AM ShiroAkuma
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** As a continuation of the above event, the three of them getting packed up in a barrel. Steiner shorlty runs into that barrel, and hearing noise coming from inside, he decided to poke it with his sword. The way Zidane jumps out of the thing afterward, you might think he got poked somewhere [[AssShove sensitive]]...

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** As a continuation of the above event, the three of them getting packed up in a barrel. Steiner shorlty shortly runs into that barrel, and hearing noise coming from inside, he decided to poke it with his sword. The way Zidane jumps out of the thing afterward, you might think he got poked somewhere [[AssShove sensitive]]...
4th Jan '16 12:55:24 PM SalexNights
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* There's a scene in Memoria where Quina thinks s/he's drowning to death only to realize that s/he's not and is actually ''swimming through the air.''

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* There's a scene in Memoria where Quina thinks s/he's drowning to death only to realize that s/he's not and is actually ''swimming through the air.'''' Gravity Ensues and s/he fall flat on his/her face.
4th Jan '16 12:48:03 PM SalexNights
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* If you stop by chocobo forest as zidane while heading to burmecia zidane will ask if a pretty girl came through, the moogles says no, but that an ugly girl did. Come Garnets interlude after you beat the Grizamaluke's grotto boss, and we hear Steiner complimenting the princess for helping him fight monster with her white magic, and helping ignore the obnoxious moogle in ''Chocobo's Forest''...

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* If you stop by chocobo forest as zidane while heading to burmecia zidane will ask if a pretty girl came through, the moogles moogle says no, but that an ugly girl did. Come Garnets interlude after you beat the Grizamaluke's grotto boss, and we hear Steiner complimenting the princess for helping him fight monster with her white magic, and helping ignore the obnoxious moogle in ''Chocobo's Forest''...
4th Jan '16 12:47:01 PM SalexNights
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* If you stop by chocobo forest as zidane while heading to burmecia zidane will ask if a pretty girl came through, the moogles says no, but that an ugly girl did. Come Garnets interlude after you beat the Grizamaluke's grotto boss, and we hear Steiner complimenting the princess for helping him fight monster with her white magic, and helping ignore the obnoxious moogle in ''Chocobo's Forest''...
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