History Funny / FiddlerOnTheRoof

24th Apr '16 5:34:22 PM GranChi
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** "If I were a rich man [...] [[AlienGeometries I'd have one staircase just going up, and another even longer coming down! And one leading nowhere just for show!"]]

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** "If I were a rich man [...] [[AlienGeometries I'd have one long staircase just going up, and another one even longer coming down! And one that's leading nowhere just for show!"]]
7th Apr '16 5:31:58 PM Edgehopper
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*** This is TruthInTelevision - Even in this age of Internet, lots of Europeans don't realize the US is huge. Likely even more so in the early 20th century.
8th Jan '16 7:01:17 AM Wildstar93
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*** There's also his dance later on in the song.
28th Dec '15 9:29:08 AM Kitchen90
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---->'''Tevye:''' Do you love me?
---->'''Golde:''' I am your ''wife!''
---->'''Tevye:''' Yes, I know! But do you love me?

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---->'''Tevye:''' --->'''Tevye:''' Do you love me?
---->'''Golde:''' --->'''Golde:''' I am your ''wife!''
---->'''Tevye:''' --->'''Tevye:''' Yes, I know! But do you love me?
28th Dec '15 9:28:24 AM Kitchen90
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-->'''Tevye:''' As Jacob said, "I am slow of speech and slow of tongue."'
-->'''Mendel:''' That was ''also'' Moses!
-->'''Tevye:''' For a man slow of tongue he talked a lot!

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-->'''Tevye:''' --->'''Tevye:''' As Jacob said, "I am slow of speech and slow of tongue."'
-->'''Mendel:''' --->'''Mendel:''' That was ''also'' Moses!
-->'''Tevye:''' --->'''Tevye:''' For a man slow of tongue he talked a lot!



-->'''Tevye:''' AsTheGoodBookSays, "if a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick."
-->'''Mendel:''' Where does the Book say that?
-->'''Tevye:''' Well, it doesn't say exactly that, but ''somewhere'' it has ''something'' about a chicken!

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-->'''Tevye:''' --->'''Tevye:''' AsTheGoodBookSays, "if a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick."
-->'''Mendel:''' --->'''Mendel:''' Where does the Book say that?
-->'''Tevye:''' --->'''Tevye:''' Well, it doesn't say exactly that, but ''somewhere'' it has ''something'' about a chicken!



-->'''Tevye:''' Do you love me?
-->'''Golde:''' I am your ''wife!''
-->'''Tevye:''' Yes, I know! But do you love me?

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-->'''Tevye:''' ---->'''Tevye:''' Do you love me?
-->'''Golde:''' ---->'''Golde:''' I am your ''wife!''
-->'''Tevye:''' ---->'''Tevye:''' Yes, I know! But do you love me?
28th Dec '15 9:27:21 AM Kitchen90
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** -->'''Tevye:''' You may ask, where do all of these traditions come from? I'll tell you... I don't know.
** -->'''Tevye:''' If I were a rich man [...] [[AlienGeometries I'd have one staircase just going up, and another even longer coming down! And one leading nowhere just for show!"]]
**

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** -->'''Tevye:''' You "You may ask, where do all of these traditions come from? I'll tell you... I don't know.
know."
** -->'''Tevye:''' If "If I were a rich man [...] [[AlienGeometries I'd have one staircase just going up, and another even longer coming down! And one leading nowhere just for show!"]]
** This scene with Mendel:



**

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** And this scene with Mendel:



** -->'''Tevye:''' On the other hand...

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** -->'''Tevye:''' On "On the other hand..."



-->'''Tevye''': I AM THE HEAD OF THIS FAMILY! AND I WANT TO SEE MOTEL'S MACHINE! ''(Pokes his head inside for literally one second then slams the door)'' Now let's go home!

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-->'''Tevye''': --->'''Tevye:''' I AM THE HEAD OF THIS FAMILY! AND I WANT TO SEE MOTEL'S MACHINE! ''(Pokes his head inside for literally one second then slams the door)'' Now let's go home!



-->'''Lazar''': I am going to Chicago, America.
-->'''Tevye''': We are going to New York, America. We'll be neighbors!

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-->'''Lazar''': --->'''Lazar:''' I am going to Chicago, America.
-->'''Tevye''': --->'''Tevye:''' We are going to New York, America. We'll be neighbors!



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** Mostly his scenes with his wife:
--->'''Tevye:''' Do you love me?
--->'''Golde:''' You're a fool!
--->'''Tevye:''' I know.
*** And this:



-->'''Golde:''' You're a fool!
-->'''Tevye:''' I know.
**
-->'''Tevye:''' Do you love me?



* Perchik proposing to Hodel: "I personally am in favor of such a socioeconomic relationship."

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* Perchik proposing to Hodel: "I personally am in favor of such a socioeconomic socio-economic relationship."



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* Let's not forget this:



-->'''Yente:''' Ah, children, children, they are your blessing in your old age. But my Aaron, may he rest in peace, couldn't give me children. To tell you the truth, Golde, [[TheLoinsSleepTonight he hardly tried]].

-->'''Yente:''': I'm losing my head. Someday it'll fall off altogether, and a horse will kick it in the mud and goodbye, Yente.

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-->'''Yente:''' Ah, ** "Ah, children, children, they are your blessing in your old age. But my Aaron, may he rest in peace, couldn't give me children. To tell you the truth, Golde, [[TheLoinsSleepTonight he hardly tried]].

-->'''Yente:''': I'm
tried]]."
** "I'm
losing my head. Someday it'll fall off altogether, and a horse will kick it in the mud and goodbye, Yente."
21st Dec '15 1:49:07 PM margdean56
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-->'''Tevye''': I AM THE HEAD OF THIS FAMILY! AND I WANT TO SEE MOTEL'S MACHINE! ''(Peeks his head inside for literally one second then slams the door)'' Now let's go home!

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-->'''Tevye''': I AM THE HEAD OF THIS FAMILY! AND I WANT TO SEE MOTEL'S MACHINE! ''(Peeks ''(Pokes his head inside for literally one second then slams the door)'' Now let's go home!



* After Tevye has given Hodel and Perchik permission to get married, he suddenly gets worried about what he is going to tell Golde. Perchik suggests that he tell her about the rich uncle Perchik will be staying with in Kiev. Tevye shouts that he doesn't need to be told how to handle his wife. However, as soon as Golde starts reacting badly to the news, Tevye immediately tells her about the rich uncle in Kiev.
* This exchange after Tevye plays devil's advocate for Perchik and Morcha:

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* After Tevye has given Hodel and Perchik permission to get married, he suddenly gets worried about what he is going to tell Golde. ([[SarcasmMode "Another dream?"]]) Perchik suggests that he tell her about the rich uncle Perchik will be staying with in Kiev. Tevye shouts that he doesn't need to be told how to handle his wife. However, as soon as Golde starts reacting badly to the news, Tevye immediately tells her about the rich uncle in Kiev.
* This exchange after Tevye plays devil's advocate for Perchik and Morcha:Mordcha:
25th Oct '15 1:51:47 PM Pren
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* In the film, Tevye provokes a argument regarding the sale of a six-year-old or twelve-year-old horse, right after cheerfully saying that this issue had been resolved a while ago. The whole village then starts to join into the argument.

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* In the film, Tevye provokes a argument regarding the sale of a six-year-old or twelve-year-old horse, right after cheerfully saying that this issue had been resolved a while ago. The whole village then starts to join into the argument.argument.
* The build-up to what seems to be everyone cooing over Tzeitel and Motel's new baby, which turns out to really be about his sewing machine.
29th Aug '15 7:42:32 PM jkrfan7
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** -->'''Tevye:''' You may ask, where do all of these traditions come from? I'll tell you... I don't know.
** -->'''Tevye:''' If I were a rich man [...] [[AlienGeometries I'd have one staircase just going up, and another even longer coming down! And one leading nowhere just for show!"]]



-->'''Tevye:''' You may ask, where do all of these traditions come from? I'll tell you... I don't know.
**
-->'''Tevye:''' If I were a rich man [...] [[AlienGeometries I'd have one staircase just going up, and another even longer coming down! And one leading nowhere just for show!"]]
**



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-->'''Tevye:''' On the other hand...

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**
** -->'''Tevye:''' On the other hand...
25th Aug '15 5:06:29 AM Morgenthaler
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* Lazar Wolf's [[AwesomeMcCoolname completely unintentionally awesome name]]. Whenever someone says the character's name, modern audiences think of [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Maximals]]. And/or ''TheKidsAreAllRight''. Or ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''.

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* Lazar Wolf's [[AwesomeMcCoolname completely unintentionally awesome name]]. Whenever someone says the character's name, modern audiences think of [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Maximals]]. And/or ''TheKidsAreAllRight''.''Film/TheKidsAreAllRight''. Or ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''.
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