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11th Aug '16 9:51:12 PM tyrekecorrea
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* Some episodes end with a deliciously-subtle implication that Harriette and Carl are about to retire to their bedroom to have make-up sex.
13th Jun '16 1:46:34 PM GunarmDyne
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** Right beforehand, there's this exchange:
--->'''Steve:''' Laura, I think I can take this guy!
--->'''Laura:''' Steve, he has a gun. He'll shoot you and you'll die. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Go for it!
13th Jun '16 1:39:50 PM GunarmDyne
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* One episode has Steve save Carl's life via CPR and Eddie offers to take Steve joyriding with him and his friends. Steve is hesitant to go along:
-->'''Steve:''' I dunno about this, Eddo. Last time you invited me along you left me in the cemetery in my underpants.
7th Jun '16 7:27:19 PM themisterfree
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** Carl's nightmare from the same episode where he dreams he's in the future and that Steve and Laura got married and had lots of mini Urkels (with another on the way)

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** Carl's nightmare from the same episode where he dreams he's in the future and that Steve and Laura got married and had lots of mini Urkels (with another on the way)way; in turn, Laura got pregnant from Steve ''kissing her on the cheek'').



* During the episode "Boom," Lt. Murtaugh decided Carl needed to lose weight, so he ordered him to work out on a specialized treadmill. It turns out that Nitro Newton, the Boston Bomber, planted a bomb inside said treadmill, thinking the person using it was Murtaugh. Carl alerts the entire police gym to the danger; except for a female cop named Krowolski, they all run like heck. Carl tells Krowolski to call the bomb squad; she offers to get Lt. Murtaugh as well. To this, Carl says, "Krowolski, if this bomb goes off it'll kill anybody who's in the room with me! Get him in here!"

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* During the episode "Boom," Lt. Murtaugh decided Carl needed to lose weight, so he ordered him to work out on a specialized treadmill. It turns out that Nitro Newton, the Boston Bomber, planted a bomb inside said treadmill, thinking the person using it was Murtaugh.Murtaugh (who had previously stopped him). Carl alerts the entire police gym to the danger; except for a female cop named Krowolski, they all run like heck. Carl tells Krowolski to call the bomb squad; she offers to get Lt. Murtaugh as well. To this, Carl says, "Krowolski, if this bomb goes off it'll kill anybody who's in the room with me! Get him in here!"
7th Apr '16 1:44:33 PM GunarmDyne
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* In one episode, Eddie dents the car and resorts to illegal gambling with Steve (who never loses) to work up the money to pay for repairs. After he's caught and arrested, Carl gives him a long lecture about fessing up when making a mistake to prevent things from getting out of hand like that. Immediately afterward, Harriet gives Carl the exact same lecture as the second plot of the episode involved Carl accidentally throwing away the cremated ashes of Harriet's recently-deceased great aunt and trying to cover it up.

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* In one episode, Eddie dents the car and resorts to illegal gambling with Steve (who never loses) to work up the money to pay for repairs. After he's caught and arrested, Carl gives him a long lecture about fessing up when making a mistake to prevent things from getting out of hand like that. Immediately afterward, Harriet gives Carl the exact same lecture as the second plot of the episode involved Carl accidentally throwing away the cremated ashes of Harriet's recently-deceased great aunt and trying to cover it up. Harriet even had to start her speech over because the audience was laughing so hard and she waited for it to die down.
5th Apr '16 7:14:37 AM GunarmDyne
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* In the episode "Baker's Dozen", after trying Carl's secret family recipe, Lemon Tarts, Rachael thought of the idea of selling them. Carl thought it's a great idea, until he learns he has to make 12,000 tarts by the coming monday. So everyone (except Harriet) start making the tarts. But after a few hours, they only made several hundreds. Due to the stress of it all, a misunderstanding caused a food fight between Carl and Rachael. Rachael accidentally threw flour at Laura, who then tries to get back at her with more flour. Eddie yells "{{food fight}}!" and starts throwing some tarts at Carl, then he [[PieInTheFace throws some back]]. It escalates, until they were interrupted by Urkel, who asked if there's anything to eat. [[LetHimHaveIt Everyone throws some tarts at him]] before resuming their fight. When Harriet shows up to stop them...

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* In the episode "Baker's Dozen", after trying Carl's secret family recipe, Lemon Tarts, Rachael thought of the idea of selling them. Carl thought it's a great idea, until he learns he has to make 12,000 tarts by the coming monday. So everyone (except Harriet) start making the tarts. But after a few hours, they only made several hundreds. Due to the stress of it all, a misunderstanding caused a food fight between Carl and Rachael. Rachael accidentally threw flour at Laura, who then tries to get back at her with more flour. Eddie yells "{{food fight}}!" and starts throwing some tarts at Carl, then he [[PieInTheFace throws some back]]. It escalates, until they were interrupted by Urkel, who asked if there's anything to eat. [[LetHimHaveIt Everyone throws some tarts at him]] him before resuming their fight. When Harriet shows up to stop them...
13th Jan '16 1:28:14 PM GunarmDyne
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* Carl: "I have a gun. I just might shoot you...if you don't stop...with the singing! [[SuddenlyShouting No jury will convict me!]]

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\n* Carl: -->'''Carl:''' "I have a gun. I just might shoot you...if you don't stop...with the singing! [[SuddenlyShouting No jury will convict me!]]
13th Jan '16 1:25:03 PM GunarmDyne
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* While a little bit of HarsherInHindsight within the episode after revealing why Carl is in such a bad mood, his complaining about Eddie putting things off until "tomorrow" is hilariously delivered.
-->'''Carl:''' Why is it always "Tomorrow" with that boy? Clean up your room, Edward. "Tomorrow, dad!" Take out the trash, Edward. "Tomorrow, dad!" ''Pass the salt, Edward!'' "Tomorrow, dad!"
14th Sep '15 8:03:17 AM dinner101
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Carl: "I have a gun. I just might shoot you...if you don't stop...with the singing! [[SuddenlyShouting No jury will convict me!]]

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* Carl: "I have a gun. I just might shoot you...if you don't stop...with the singing! [[SuddenlyShouting No jury will convict me!]]
7th Sep '15 4:54:00 PM EnglishGuruLady
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* "The Looney Bin" finds Steve and Carl trapped in the school's old bomb shelter with janitor Alfred [[ItIsPronounced TroPAY]] Looney/Loo-nay. It's French. What's worse, they're trapped over a three-day weekend, meaning ostensibly, no one will find them until Tuesday. Ever-optimistic, Steve and Loonay decide to pass the time singing show tunes. They urge the increasingly angry Carl to join in, who does, with this:

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* "The Looney Bin" finds Steve and Carl trapped in the school's old bomb shelter with janitor Alfred [[ItIsPronounced TroPAY]] Looney/Loo-nay.[[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY Looney. It's French. ]] What's worse, they're trapped over a three-day weekend, meaning ostensibly, no one will find them until Tuesday. Ever-optimistic, Steve and Loonay decide to pass the time singing show tunes. They urge the increasingly angry Carl to join in, who does, with this:
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