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3rd Dec '16 8:14:57 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Carl''': Three-two-one...one-two-three...what the heck is bothering me? (''Glances at Steve Urkel'') ''THREE-TWO-ONE... ONE-TWO-THREE! WHAT THE HECK IS BOTHERING ME!?''

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-->'''Carl''': Three-two-one...one-two-three...what the heck is bothering me? (''Glances at [[PersonOfMassDestruction Steve Urkel'') Urkel]]'') ''THREE-TWO-ONE... ONE-TWO-THREE! WHAT THE HECK IS BOTHERING ME!?''



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40KSSlLqi44 Steve Urkel the sleepwalker.]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40KSSlLqi44 Steve Urkel the sleepwalker.]]sleepwalker,]] [[spoiler: getting vengeance for all the times Carl has manhandled him by acting out a subconscious desire to hit him back while dead asleep]].
3rd Dec '16 8:13:14 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Carl''': Three-two-one...one-two-three...what the heck is bothering me?

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-->'''Carl''': Three-two-one...one-two-three...what the heck is bothering me?me? (''Glances at Steve Urkel'') ''THREE-TWO-ONE... ONE-TWO-THREE! WHAT THE HECK IS BOTHERING ME!?''
3rd Dec '16 8:11:45 AM ironballs16
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'''Carl:''' They had to beat that out of you didn't they?

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'''Carl:''' [[SarcasmMode They had to beat that out of you didn't they?they]]?
3rd Dec '16 8:09:33 AM ironballs16
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--->'''Laura:''' Steve, he has a gun. He'll shoot you and you'll die. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Go for it!

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--->'''Laura:''' Steve, he has a gun. He'll shoot you and you'll die. ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[AbhorrentAdmirer Go for it!it]]!
24th Oct '16 11:36:50 AM MikeW
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* Carl has a dream of being a sheriff in the Old West with Urkel as a notorious gunman. Whenever someone mentions "Two Gun Urkel," a dramatic organ music cue plays with everyone looking around in confusion. After it plays for the fifth time, Urkel declares "Let's get together a posse and track down that dang orchestra!"
** Even better: After Carl wakes up, he and Steve have a nice talk, the soundtrack doing the usual "heartwarming theme"....and they both look around baffled "Where is that coming from?" The episode ends with them looking around for the source.


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** After everyone apologizes, Harriet declares her "strike" over and is ready to clean up. Carl says that "I set the bad example, I'll set the good one" and tells the family to go out for dinner. "When you get back, the place will be spic and span!" As soon as they leave, some guys from "Spic and Span Cleaners" show up.
-->'''Cleaner''': We're going to need backup.
11th Sep '16 7:32:07 PM DrOO7
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* Laura and Myra in the cafeteria arguing with each other, each taking turns smashes various types of food into the others hair and face, while Steve weakly tries to discourage them (essentially a watered down version of him enjoying a cat fight between the two). However, when they accidentally spray HIM with ketchup and mustard, he wipes off his glasses and declares:
--> '''''FOOD FIGHT!'''''
--> (Cue all the other students in the cafeteria picking up food and throwing it at others)
11th Aug '16 9:51:12 PM tyrekecorrea
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* Some episodes end with a deliciously-subtle implication that Harriette and Carl are about to retire to their bedroom to have make-up sex.
13th Jun '16 1:46:34 PM GunarmDyne
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** Right beforehand, there's this exchange:
--->'''Steve:''' Laura, I think I can take this guy!
--->'''Laura:''' Steve, he has a gun. He'll shoot you and you'll die. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Go for it!
13th Jun '16 1:39:50 PM GunarmDyne
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* One episode has Steve save Carl's life via CPR and Eddie offers to take Steve joyriding with him and his friends. Steve is hesitant to go along:
-->'''Steve:''' I dunno about this, Eddo. Last time you invited me along you left me in the cemetery in my underpants.
7th Jun '16 7:27:19 PM themisterfree
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** Carl's nightmare from the same episode where he dreams he's in the future and that Steve and Laura got married and had lots of mini Urkels (with another on the way)

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** Carl's nightmare from the same episode where he dreams he's in the future and that Steve and Laura got married and had lots of mini Urkels (with another on the way)way; in turn, Laura got pregnant from Steve ''kissing her on the cheek'').



* During the episode "Boom," Lt. Murtaugh decided Carl needed to lose weight, so he ordered him to work out on a specialized treadmill. It turns out that Nitro Newton, the Boston Bomber, planted a bomb inside said treadmill, thinking the person using it was Murtaugh. Carl alerts the entire police gym to the danger; except for a female cop named Krowolski, they all run like heck. Carl tells Krowolski to call the bomb squad; she offers to get Lt. Murtaugh as well. To this, Carl says, "Krowolski, if this bomb goes off it'll kill anybody who's in the room with me! Get him in here!"

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* During the episode "Boom," Lt. Murtaugh decided Carl needed to lose weight, so he ordered him to work out on a specialized treadmill. It turns out that Nitro Newton, the Boston Bomber, planted a bomb inside said treadmill, thinking the person using it was Murtaugh.Murtaugh (who had previously stopped him). Carl alerts the entire police gym to the danger; except for a female cop named Krowolski, they all run like heck. Carl tells Krowolski to call the bomb squad; she offers to get Lt. Murtaugh as well. To this, Carl says, "Krowolski, if this bomb goes off it'll kill anybody who's in the room with me! Get him in here!"
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