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25th Sep '16 8:06:28 PM SilentStranger
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** Chris as a man racing to an airport at the end of a romantic comedy. The punchline is worth the wait.

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** Chris as a man racing to an airport at the end of a romantic comedy. The punchline is worth the wait. [[spoiler: the woman he's racing after isnt the college-bound teenage girl, its an old woman]]



** Stewie advertised Red Shirt Blue Shirt at the chardonnay aisle of a supermarket.

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** Stewie advertised Red Shirt Blue Shirt at to middle-aged moms the chardonnay aisle easiest way; the wine shelf at a supermarket. He also advertised to gay men but they got, um, a different kind of a supermarket.advertisment.



--> '''Quagmire''': Wow, those are pretty good references!
** The first thing Chris has to do every day as part of his new job is to punch Quagmire in the stomach because he's a bad person.
--> '''Chris''': ...is this some sort of trick?
--> '''Quagmire''': It's the furthest thing from a trick, and it should be pretty hard, I'm a worse person than you think.
** The birthday performer before Red Shirt Blue Shirt is a guy who shows off different reptiles, including a toad, a turtle and a boa constrictor.
--> '''Man''': Have fun out there. I'm going to go feed everything in my van to eachother.



** The poor state of the animatronics at the SuckECheeses. The worst one is "Broken Arm Coyote With Washboard".



--> '''Stewie''': ''(spanks a man's ass)'' See, Brian, that's rock bottom. Now get out of here, [[BrickJoke we're gonna drink some chardonnay.]]

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--> '''Stewie''': ''(spanks a muscular man's ass)'' See, Brian, that's a [[IncrediblyLamePun rock bottom. bottom.]] Now get out of here, [[BrickJoke we're gonna drink some chardonnay.]]



--> '''Yelp Review''': Great garlic knots, scary kid.
** Chris tracking genital sore growth with iPhone camera. Unfortunatly, the picture account is part of the Griffin Family Account.
--> '''Carter Pewterschmidt''': [[BodyHorror Whats wrong with this worm?]]



** Frankenstein as a loan officer.

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** Frankenstein as a loan officer. He rejects a loan because part of the clients business plan was [[TorchesAndPitchworks selling pitchforks]].
25th Sep '16 6:31:17 PM Goldbug
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25th Sep '16 6:31:09 PM Goldbug
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--> '''Stewie''': ''(spanks a guy's ass)'' See, Brian, that's rock bottom. Now get out of here, [[BrickJoke we're gonna drink some chardonnay.]]

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--> '''Stewie''': ''(spanks a guy's man's ass)'' See, Brian, that's rock bottom. Now get out of here, [[BrickJoke we're gonna drink some chardonnay.]]



--> [[spoiler: '''Mort'']]: Well, that's what I get for horsing around.

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--> [[spoiler: '''Mort'']]: '''Mort''']]: Well, that's what I get for horsing around.
25th Sep '16 6:30:09 PM Goldbug
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[[folder: Season Fifteen]]
* [[AC: The Boys In The Band]]
** The TooSoon joke that starts the season: The extended ending to WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory.
** Peter using Stewie as a lumbar pillow.
--> '''Peter''': This works better in the car.
** Chris as a man racing to an airport at the end of a romantic comedy. The punchline is worth the wait.
** Red Shirt Blue Shirt's songs, including "Momma Liked To Party (Chris' Song)", "Mommy and Daddy's Room", "Butt Paste On My Button", and "I Want A Little Brother".
** Stewie advertised Red Shirt Blue Shirt at the chardonnay aisle of a supermarket.
--> '''Stewie''': ''(to a man)'' Are you drinking that alone?
** Quagmire asks Chris if he has any references. Chris replies "Cowabunga, Schwing, Yadda Yadda Yadda".
** Brian celebrates by jumping around in a field. Peter joins in.
** Miss Piggy tells Scooter she called in sick because she had a frog in her throat.
--> '''Kermit''': Please stop drinking.
** "I'll go get us another badly scratched pitcher of soda."
** Stewie hitting rock bottom.
--> '''Stewie''': ''(spanks a guy's ass)'' See, Brian, that's rock bottom. Now get out of here, [[BrickJoke we're gonna drink some chardonnay.]]
** Chris' pop-up restaurant gig, where he pops up in a car and asks if the driver's hungry.
** Apparently, there's a boy who comes to Red Shirt Blue Shirt's gigs and shouts "Bring on the snakes!"
** Stewie as a mashup of Lois and Peter.
--> '''Stewie''': ''(laughing like Peter)'' Groceries.
** Cheers after they brought in Kirstie Alley: They all confuse Rebecca for Norm.
** After Peter makes a joke about Chris either "mowing lawns and trimming bushes", he throws a baseball and hits it with a bat.
** Frankenstein as a loan officer.
** Chris with a horse gimp with [[spoiler: Mort]] inside.
--> [[spoiler: '''Mort'']]: Well, that's what I get for horsing around.
--> '''Peter''': ''(throws a baseball, tries to hit it, but misses)'' Your joke wasn't that good enough.
** Olivia's replacement for Brian in Red Shirt Blue shirt? [[spoiler: Vinny.]]
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25th Sep '16 12:45:09 PM Maxiboy136
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** Peter and Carter trying to get into the country club by posing as "Viscount James Earl Tennisraquet" and "Duke of [[=LaCrosseteam=]]".

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** Peter and Carter trying to get into the country club by posing as "Viscount James Earl Tennisraquet" and "Duke of [[=LaCrosseteam=]]".[=LaCrosseteam=]".
25th Sep '16 12:44:29 PM Maxiboy136
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** Peter and Carter trying to get into the country club by posing as "Viscount James Earl Tennisraquet" and "Duke of LaCrosseteam".

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** Peter and Carter trying to get into the country club by posing as "Viscount James Earl Tennisraquet" and "Duke of LaCrosseteam".[[=LaCrosseteam=]]".
25th Sep '16 12:37:08 PM Maxiboy136
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25th Sep '16 12:37:02 PM Maxiboy136
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** Peter and Carter trying to get into the country club by posing as "Viscount James Earl Tennisraquet" and "Duke of LaCrosseteam".
25th Sep '16 6:02:13 AM Goldbug
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--> '''Peter''': *sitting in a lawn chair next to a cooler full of beer, looking at his phone* You're under the canoe in Quagmires backyard!
--> '''Brian''': *offscreen* Damnit!

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--> '''Peter''': *sitting (sitting in a lawn chair next to a cooler full of beer, looking at his phone* phone) You're under the canoe in Quagmires Quagmire's backyard!
--> '''Brian''': *offscreen* (offscreen) Damnit!



--> '''Brian''': Alright, dilk! ''(grabs the carton, then drinks it)''

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--> '''Brian''': Alright, Aw, sweet, dilk! ''(grabs the carton, then drinks it)''



--> '''Peter''': *to his ex who actually is blackmailing him* And I dont know what to call the thing you're doing to me!

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--> '''Peter''': *to (to his ex who actually is ''is'' blackmailing him* him) And I dont know what to call the thing you're doing to me!



--> '''Peter''': *having been tricked into the Peter Catchers cage truck* I'm going to get so molested...

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--> '''Peter''': *having (having been tricked into the Peter Catchers Catcher's cage truck* truck) I'm going to get so molested...



--> [[spoiler: '''Announcer''': ''Bear Scares'', Latvia's number-one prank show, now available on region 3 DVD!]]

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--> [[spoiler: '''Announcer''': ''Bear Scares'', Latvia's number-one bear prank show, now available on region 3 DVD!]]



** Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's wedding.

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** Chris Martin and Gwenyth Gwyneth Paltrow's wedding.



--> '''Gwenyth''': I do.

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--> '''Gwenyth''': '''Gwyneth''': I do.



** At the party, Stewie didnt bother buying any new clothes, he's just wearing an old Disney/{{Aladdin}} Halloween costume.

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** At the party, Stewie didnt didn't bother buying any new clothes, he's just wearing an old Disney/{{Aladdin}} Halloween costume.
24th Sep '16 6:52:08 PM Maxiboy136
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-->'''Carl (in his head):''' Careful now. You're playing a dangerous game, Carl.

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-->'''Carl (in his head):''' Careful now. You're playing a dangerous game, Carl.


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** Once the jury finally agrees on a verdict:


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** We see that Peter likes to release his anger by taking a bath... with the rest of the family in there with him.
-->'''Lois:''' Peter, how long do we have to sit here?
-->'''Peter:''' ''(angrily)'' Until I'm not angry anymore, you naked bunch of bitches!
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