History Funny / FamilyGuy

15th Jan '17 9:04:36 PM SilentStranger
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** Peter having breakfast in bread. He's inside a loaf of bread and makes lots of bad puns.

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--> '''Host''': Over on ''GameOfThrones'' we have a malnourished albino plowing a girl in a hot tub as he names dragons. Oh, there's a Bone Zone Alert for ''{{Girls}}'', which we'll ignore cause it's Gabby Hothman DonaldDuck'ing it.
** Peter having breakfast in bread. He's somehow baked himself inside a loaf of bread and makes lots of bad puns.puns.
--> '''Lois''': Peter, I dont know what this is but we're 4 months behind on our mortgage.
** Peter subscribing to the Dangerous Idiot newslaetter, which has a story on how to tailgate speeding firetrucks to get places faster.
** When Brian tells Stewie he doesnt have time to play tea party with him, Stewie asks him exactly what he's busy with and Brian cant think of anything.



** After Peter notices Cleveland has a bald spot, he immediately covers it up.

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** After The cutaway about an 8th grader who just got laid for the first time... except it turns out he was actually molested by a priest, yet everyone still treats it as a sexual conquest. And the ''PRIEST'' is the one crying.
--> '''Priest''': He said he loved me!
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Peter notices noticing that Cleveland has a bald spot, he immediately covers it up.bold spot with the drone.



** Peter's drone gets raped by an eagle.
--> '''Joe''': Look at that pervert squirrel just watching!



** Peter's new mailman is Lou Ferrigno. Peter isn't happy about it.

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** Peter's new mailman is Lou Ferrigno. Peter isn't happy about it.it due to the moment being outshone by Gronkowski.



--> '''Peter''': I dunno, I thought he could eat it by the fistful or rub it on his balls.



** The ridiculous nonsense in Rob's house, such as a jaccuzi filled with coffee (sponsored by Dunkin Donuts), a pool full of Alphabet Soup (sponsored by Campbell) and a shower that sprays Monster Energy drink (sponsored by Monster).
--> '''Cleveland''': Why do you keep saying what everything is sponored by?
--> '''Rob''': My manager said if I dont, I wont go to heaven. Sponsored by SMS Audio Sweatproof Headphones.



--> '''Jerome''': What is this, a vegetable parking lot?



** Rob introduces Peter to his brothers and father, but says he's not sure which one of them is his dad.
--> '''Peter''': Probably the grey haired one with the whiskey sunburn.
** Rob and his brothers doesnt have a biological mother, they're the result of their dad having sex with a side of beef.



** Rob also manages to towel whip Peter in the groin during a cutaway.

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** Rob also manages to towel whip whipping Peter twice in the groin during crotch when he asks him to stop the party. When Peter cuts away to a cutaway.gag about the War Of Independence, Rob somehow shows up there too and whips him again.


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** Peter hopes that [[HomeImprovement Wilson]] will move back and give him homespun wisdom over the fence.
--> '''Lois''': Peter, that was ''HomeImprovement''.
--> '''Peter''': It's exhausting that you never go with anything I say.
15th Jan '17 7:12:28 PM Goldbug
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* [[AC: Gronkowsbees]]
** For starters, any Rob Gronkowski joke this troper may have missed.
** The Bone Zone, a version of the NFL Red Zone channel, but showing all the sex scenes on TV.
** Peter having breakfast in bread. He's inside a loaf of bread and makes lots of bad puns.
** Stewie began beekeeping because Lois missed the registration for soccer.
** After Peter notices Cleveland has a bald spot, he immediately covers it up.
** The drone's camera captures Adam West diving in to a swimming pool in his suit.
** "Oh my God, he's dead and his face and ears are missing!"
** Peter proclaims that Rob Gronkowski is "America's most athletic Polish."
** Peter's new mailman is Lou Ferrigno. Peter isn't happy about it.
--> '''Peter''': On any other day, that would be exciting. Now give me my mail and go.
** Peter's welcome gift to Rob is the Cool Ranch he scraped of 15 bags of Doritos. Cleveland brought the middles of Oreos.
** Rob's not good at learning names, so he calls everyone "Grover".
** The cutaway of Peter doing MarleyAndMe.
--> '''Peter''': Aw, my nightmare dog is dead. Marley and me.
** The farmer's market features Jerome confused about what's going on.
** "Dan Cortese was the only thing affected in the world by Y2K."
** Thanks to steroids, Barry Bonds' head is a pumpkin.
** Rob threw a bus at Peter.
** Rob also manages to towel whip Peter in the groin during a cutaway.
** The cutaway of Joe complaining about the Italian restaurant he's at with Peter.
** Cleveland says his leprechaun disguise is his Easter clothes.
*** Rob realizes it's a disguise... and rips off his mustache.
** To [[ItMakesSenseInContext distract the steroid-laced bees]], Brian [[spoiler: texts Meg.]]
** At the end, [[BrickJoke another bus crashes through the roof.]]
11th Jan '17 10:36:56 AM Goldbug
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** "The last time I checked, this was still TheUnitedStatesOfTara!"

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** "The last time I checked, this was still TheUnitedStatesOfTara!"The UnitedStatesOfTara!"



** "Well, we got 60$, lets see what kind of chinese pressboard garbage we can get to replace my grandmothers priceless mahogany table"

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** "Well, we got 60$, lets $60. Let's see what kind of chinese Chinese pressboard garbage we can get to replace my grandmothers grandmother's priceless mahogany table"table."



** HenryFord marketing his T-Ford car as a "jew flattener".

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** HenryFord marketing his T-Ford Model T Ford car as a "jew flattener".



** The montage of the boys with lesbian haircuts seeing San Francisco over [[MelissaEthridge "Come To My Window"]] just so they can get the gay jokes out of the way.

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** The montage of the boys with lesbian haircuts seeing San Francisco over [[MelissaEthridge "Come To My Window"]] Window" by MelissaEthridge just so they can get the gay jokes out of the way.



*** There's also a guy who's sleeping through this at the beginning of act three. Peter wakes him up so he wont sleep through his own death.

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*** There's also a guy who's sleeping through this at the beginning of act three. Peter wakes him up so he wont won't sleep through his own death.
8th Jan '17 11:07:59 PM SilentStranger
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** Henry Ford claiming his car is used for flattening Jews.

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** Henry Ford claiming HenryFord marketing his T-Ford car is used for flattening Jews.as a "jew flattener".



--> '''Peter''': Thanks, Korean animator, you've earned your nickel this week.

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--> '''Peter''': Thanks, sweat shop Korean animator, you've earned your nickel this week.week.
** Peter has accidently doublebooked his trip with Lois trip to a timeshare, so he steals her cab and runs off, accidently taking her luggage instead of his own. Lois finds a blow-up doll of herself in Peters luggage.



** Quagmire managed to build Hogwarts out of 10,000 Lego bricks while the plane was on autopilot.

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** Quagmire managed to build Hogwarts out of 10,000 Lego bricks while the plane was on autopilot. Joe later breaks the Dumbledore figure (who he thinks is Gandalf).



** Peter's remake of InsideOut with Peter as Poo.

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** Peter's remake of InsideOut ''InsideOut'' with Peter as Poo.



*** There's also a guy who's sleeping through this at the beginning of act three.
** The parody of the opening to TheGoldenGirls with the wives and Ida as the girls.

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*** There's also a guy who's sleeping through this at the beginning of act three.
three. Peter wakes him up so he wont sleep through his own death.
** The parody of the opening to TheGoldenGirls ''TheGoldenGirls'' with the wives and Ida as the girls.girls when Lois wonders what their lives will be like if their husbands die.


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** When Joe opens the landing gears to suck the hijacker out of the plane, he tells Peter to hang on to something. Peter accidently grabs on to his own belt.


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** Quagmire is confused about exactly what nationality the hijackers are after one of them talks about putting custard on dumplings.
8th Jan '17 6:39:10 PM Goldbug
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* [[AC: Passenger Fatty-Seven]]
** Henry Ford claiming his car is used for flattening Jews.
** Peter crosses his eyes, but one iris goes into the other eye. A giant hand with a pencil then erases the pupil and draws it back on his correct eye.
--> '''Peter''': Thanks, Korean animator, you've earned your nickel this week.
** The montage of the boys with lesbian haircuts seeing San Francisco over [[MelissaEthridge "Come To My Window"]] just so they can get the gay jokes out of the way.
** Joe with muscular arms saying he didn't expect San Francisco to have so many hills.
** "Yes, I will have eight Dasanis and a J.D. Power and Associates."
** Quagmire managed to build Hogwarts out of 10,000 Lego bricks while the plane was on autopilot.
** The plane's communication breaks down, so Quagmire uses a back-up: two tin cans and a string.
** Peter's remake of InsideOut with Peter as Poo.
** "Coming up in the midday news, a couple in their 30s get married without their dog in the wedding. You won't believe their story."
** Not only is this episode a parody of hijacking movies, but there's also the obligatory anxious businessman who wants the hijacking to end quickly... [[spoiler: because he turns out to be a standby at the end of act two after the group of hijackers are defeated.]]
*** There's also a guy who's sleeping through this at the beginning of act three.
** The parody of the opening to TheGoldenGirls with the wives and Ida as the girls.
--> '''Stewie''': Oh my god, now I want dad to die!
** Quagmire tells the passengers they're flying over Yosemite National Park during the hijacking.
** The hijackers plan to crash the plane in Vegas because they hate Rita Rudner.
** "You know, we never did nail what region you guys are from."
** After defeating the last hijacker by doing a barrel roll after turning on the "fasten seat belt" sign, he finds that all the passengers haven't buckled their seat belt.
** At the end, Peter announces they were flying Spirit Airlines.
7th Jan '17 3:41:47 PM nombretomado
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** Peter wants to make sure a bat Meg found in the house isn't really [[TheMunsters Grandpa Munster]], so he tells the family to set up for a joke.

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** Peter wants to make sure a bat Meg found in the house isn't really [[TheMunsters [[Series/TheMunsters Grandpa Munster]], so he tells the family to set up for a joke.
3rd Jan '17 9:22:39 PM IvanovTroping97
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** "Oh my God, we don't know any songs!"
31st Dec '16 2:56:55 PM SenorCornholio
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-->'''Stewie:''' "Ha!"\\
'''Stu:''' "I don't think you should do that..."\\
'''Stewie:''' "And why not? I hated that dog."\\
'''Stu:''' "It's just that that word has taken on a different meaning since President Douchebag."

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-->'''Stewie:''' "Ha!"\\
"Oh, this is ''fantastic''!"\\
'''Stu:''' "I don't think you should do that..."Well, that's not very appropriate, Stewie..."\\
'''Stewie:''' "And why not? "Well, of course it is; I hated loathed that dog."\\
know-it-all flea-bitten mutt!"\\
'''Stu:''' "It's "No no, it's just that the meaning of that word has taken on a different meaning changed, ever since [[UnfortunateNames President Douchebag."Douchebag]]."
** The fact that Douchebag's opponent was named [[CrossesTheLineTwice Senator Daterape]].
27th Dec '16 4:04:42 PM MagnusForce
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** When Peter is trying to change channels on the hotel TV, it somehow affects Stewie instead, turning him into [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]], [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Bobby Hill]], [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Rallo Tubbs]], [[WesternAnimation/AmericanDad Steve Smith]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender]], [[WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers Louise Belcher]], WesternAnimation/AllenGregory]], and [[Series/ModernFamily Manny]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Delgado]].
27th Dec '16 2:42:36 AM IvanovTroping97
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***

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*** Brian's reaction to Peter smoking crack sells it:
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