History Funny / FamilyGuy

30th Apr '17 6:31:01 PM Goldbug
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* "Over there is where I threw a D-cell battery at Jose Conseco."

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* "Over there is where I threw a D-cell battery at Jose Conseco.Canseco."



-->'''Peter''': Now if you'll excuse me, I have to got lick a fleshy pale woman's foot for ''Real Sex 34''.

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-->'''Peter''': Now if you'll excuse me, I have to got go lick a fleshy pale woman's foot for ''Real Sex 34''.



* At the end of act two, Peter says he's going to be on Sportscenter. In the cutaway that follows, he's streaking on the set.

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* At the end of act two, Peter says he's going to be on Sportscenter.SportsCenter. In the cutaway that follows, he's streaking on the set.



* "You know what I'm getting tired of saying? My husband did this to me, but its not what you think"

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* "You know what I'm getting tired of saying? My 'My husband did this to me, but its it's not what you think"think.'"



* In the subplot, Stewie and Brian start a bed and breakfast, then after realizing their clientele, switch it to a brothel.
Adam West is watching Brian agree to it in mid-sentence in his comedy ball.

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* In the subplot, Stewie and Brian start a bed and breakfast, then after realizing their clientele, switch it to a brothel.
brothel. Adam West is watching Brian agree to it in mid-sentence in his comedy ball.
30th Apr '17 6:29:13 PM Goldbug
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%%!!287. - The Peter Principal

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%%!!287. !!287. - The Peter PrincipalPrincipal
* SesameStreet on HBO: Cookie Monster is eating Big Bird's ass.
* Joe explains that "In The Air Tonight" is about a guy watching another guy drown and that Phil Collins wrote it and performed it so they could arrest the guy.
* The entire cutaway of Brian on the Night's Watch.
* Meg finds the Ark of the Covenant in her locker.
* Principal Shepherd is going through a divorce. He butt-dialed her and listened to her and the ADT guy having sex.
* At the PTA meeting, Peter gives another guy his pre-chewed gum.
* Peter leading [[PaulSimon Simon Says]].
--> '''Peter''': (to Art Garfunkel) Simon says "leave the band."
* George Takei claiming he's straight when he hadn't came out of the closet.
* When Peter introduces himself as interim principal, he does the Ice Bucket Challenge.
* In the subplot, Stewie and Brian start a bed and breakfast, then after realizing their clientele, switch it to a brothel.
Adam West is watching Brian agree to it in mid-sentence in his comedy ball.
--> '''Adam West''': I told you that dog is so easily persuaded.
* Peter attempting to smash a desk with a baseball bat while standing on top of baseball bats.
* Peter's 1980s crime series, ''Gary Ratowski: Hockey Cop''.
* Brian trying to deliver pizza in New Orleans when a marching jazz band blocks his way.
* Peter as a place kicker fist bumping black guys.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Stewie getting a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread through a mail slot.]]
* "Most of what America is now is just boxes going back and forth."
* Peter says next time he'll get back at bullies by fighting them in a parking lot.
--> '''Peter''': I'm planning on dying tonight. ''(punches himself in the face)'' What are your plans?
30th Apr '17 4:06:53 PM Vir
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%%!!287. - The Peter Principal
%%!!288. - Dearly Deported
%%!!289. - A House Full of Peters
30th Apr '17 6:23:02 AM Vir
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''Dealer:''' ''What?'' You son of a--\\

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''Dealer:''' '''Dealer:''' ''What?'' You son of a--\\
30th Apr '17 6:22:40 AM Vir
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** Stewie takes care of an overly loud drug buy keeping him awake as only he can:

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** * Stewie takes care of an overly loud drug buy keeping him awake as only he can:
28th Apr '17 11:19:35 PM Vir
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* The cutaway of Peter using a hose to try to turn the house staircase into a water slide, which ends with him brutally injuring himself. Brian is apathetic:
-->'''Brian:''' I'm not going to call the hospital, because you won't learn anything if I do.



* Lois tells Chris that he must do something romantic and unexpected to win a girl's heart. He comes the school the next day wearing nothing except spaceman boots and an astronaut helmet, the same clothing Peter wore to surprise Lois.

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* Lois tells Chris that he must do something romantic and unexpected to win a girl's heart. He comes the to school the next day wearing nothing except spaceman boots and an astronaut helmet, the same clothing Peter wore to surprise Lois.



* The cutaway of Peter using a hose to try to turn the house staircase into a water slide, which ends with him brutally injuring himself. Brian is apathetic:
-->'''Brian:''' I'm not going to call the hospital, because you won't learn anything if I do.
28th Apr '17 11:18:51 PM Vir
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* The cutaway of Peter using a hose to try to turn the house staircase into a water slide, which ends with him brutally injuring himself. Brian is apatheic:

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* The cutaway of Peter using a hose to try to turn the house staircase into a water slide, which ends with him brutally injuring himself. Brian is apatheic:apathetic:
28th Apr '17 11:17:41 PM Vir
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--> '''Brian''': Damn it, Peter!

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--> '''Brian''': '''Brian:''' Damn it, Peter!



--> '''Peter''': ''(while in hula skirts with Chris)'' No! It's step, hip, step, ''pivot''! ''(slaps him)'' Are you ''trying'' to piss off the volcano!?

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--> '''Peter''': '''Peter:''' ''(while in hula skirts with Chris)'' No! It's step, hip, step, ''pivot''! ''(slaps him)'' Are you ''trying'' to piss off the volcano!?
volcano?!



* In the [[Music/{{KISS}} "KISS-Stock" subplot,]] when two members of KISS walk out, and the other break into "Chattanooga Choo-Choo," surprising the crowd. [[https://youtu.be/-KIf0edawmI?t=24 Seriously.]]

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* In the [[Music/{{KISS}} "KISS-Stock" subplot,]] "KISS-Stock"]] subplot, when two members of KISS walk out, and the other break into "Chattanooga Choo-Choo," surprising the crowd. [[https://youtu.be/-KIf0edawmI?t=24 Seriously.]]



* The cutaway of Peter using a hose to try to turn the house staircase into a water slide, which ends with him brutally injuring himself. Brian is apatheic:
-->'''Brian:''' I'm not going to call the hospital, because you won't learn anything if I do.



'''Boy:''' Yeah...uhh...that sounds cool but I'm gonna be in the hospital that night. (shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)

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'''Boy:''' Yeah...uhh...that sounds cool but I'm gonna be in the hospital that night. (shoots ''(shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)
gun)''
28th Apr '17 11:09:51 PM Vir
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'''Peter:''' I'll tell you who. [[LethallyStupid Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.]]



'''Peter:''' I'll tell you who. [[LethallyStupid Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.]]
28th Apr '17 11:09:19 PM Vir
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* Lois [[RageBreakingPoint finally snapping]] when Meg says they're out of paper towels. "No...paper...TOWELS??!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Made even funnier after she's raged at the family and ran out the house in an UnstoppableRage... ''then'' Meg finds the paper towels.


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* Lois [[RageBreakingPoint finally snapping]] when Meg says they're out of paper towels. "No...paper...TOWELS??!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Made even funnier after she's raged at the family and ran out the house in an UnstoppableRage... ''then'' Meg finds the paper towels.
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