History Funny / Exalted

3rd Sep '17 1:31:20 AM HouseLyrander
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-->(She has not asked the [[TheMessiah Unconquered Sun]] if he actually wants unwilling victims murdered in his name.)

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-->(She has not asked the [[TheMessiah Unconquered Sun]] if he actually wants unwilling victims murdered in his name.))
* In one comic from ''The Blessed Isle'' a senator tries to persuade Regent Fokuf to cease his... [[ADateWithRosiePalms private habits]] with the state religion's holy texts. That's funny enough already but it's made all the better by Fokuf repeatedly ComicallyMissingThePoint of the conversation (complete with a quick LampshadeHanging of his status as a tool for the senate) to the point where one starts to wonder if he's [[ObfuscatingStupidity smarter than he looks]] and is [[TheGadfly having fun with the senator]]. [[https://christopherstevens.deviantart.com/art/Exalted-2nd-Ed-Govern-Page-46851049 The look]] the senator gives at the end is the perfect cherry on top.
20th Aug '17 5:19:35 AM SorPepita
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--> On 7 Ascending Water, 764, Lytek sent the following message directly to Chejop Kejak, with copies delivered to every divisional head in Yu-Shan: “It is my very great pleasure to inform you that the Solar Exalted have returned.”

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--> On 7 Ascending Water, 764, Lytek [the god of Celestial Exaltation] sent the following message directly to Chejop Kejak, with copies delivered to every divisional head in Yu-Shan: “It is my very great pleasure to inform you that the Solar Exalted have returned.”
13th Aug '17 9:39:49 AM SorPepita
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* ''Aspect Book - Fire'' has a section written from Cynis Denovah Avaku's point of view, about how, in the legions, they came across a village where earlier they had fought off the FairFolk, and he witnessed the collateral damage for the first time. The Sergeant of the mortals under his command told him that they had done a good job, and things would be better for the village by the next year, ultimately teaching him to appreciate the good the Realm does as well as the bad. Later in the book, [[http://i.imgur.com/3yk0vIy.png we hear from said sergeant...]]

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* ''Aspect Book - Fire'' has a section written from Cynis Denovah Avaku's point of view, about how, in the legions, they came across a village where earlier they had fought off the FairFolk, and he witnessed the collateral damage for the first time. The Sergeant of the mortals under his command told him that they had done a good job, and things would be better for the village by the next year, ultimately teaching him to appreciate the good the Realm does as well as the bad. Later in the book, [[http://i.imgur.com/3yk0vIy.png we hear from said sergeant...Sergeant...]]
13th Aug '17 9:34:34 AM SorPepita
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* After storming over to Lytek's offices and finding him guarded by eight celestial lions and two lesser elemental dragons who only allowed him in after an invasive search of his person, he learned that the Solar Exaltations had started reincarnating earlier that year. Lytek smugly informed him that he'd simply wanted the Exaltations polished up before informing anyone. Not to mention the measures taken to make sure nothing like the Usurpation could happen again:

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* ** After storming over to Lytek's offices and finding him guarded by eight celestial lions and two lesser elemental dragons who only allowed him in after an invasive search of his person, he learned that the Solar Exaltations had started reincarnating earlier that year. Lytek smugly informed him that he'd simply wanted the Exaltations polished up before informing anyone. Not to mention the measures taken to make sure nothing like the Usurpation could happen again:



* ''Terrestrial Directions: North'' has a section on slavery in Gethamane and the restrictions on it - for example, slaves are owned by the city, and contracted out with the understanding that public property is not to be damaged. When the Guild brings slaves into the city, however, they own the slaves - so when the guard see Guild slaves being beaten or abused, they arrest the offender for "damaging someone else's property," until they can prove that they actually own the slave. The illustration takes the cake, however: a muscled-up guard, smashing clear through a wall and interrupting what is clearly an S&M session.



* ''Terrestrial Directions: North'' has a section on slavery in Gethamane and the restrictions on it - for example, slaves are owned by the city, and contracted out with the understanding that public property is not to be damaged. When the Guild brings slaves into the city, however, they own the slaves - so when the guard see Guild slaves being beaten or abused, they arrest the offender for "damaging someone else's property," until they can prove that they actually own the slave. The illustration takes the cake, however: a muscled-up guard, smashing clear through a wall and interrupting what is clearly an S&M session.
13th Aug '17 9:32:16 AM SorPepita
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* The indexes of some ''Manuals of Exalted Power - Alchemicals'' mentions [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Bender Bending Rodriguez]] (several times), and the index for the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Abyssals]] book has the following little gem:

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* The indexes of some ''Manuals of Exalted Power - Alchemicals'' mentions mention [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Bender Bending Rodriguez]] (several times), and the index for the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Abyssals]] book has the following little gem:
13th Aug '17 9:31:32 AM SorPepita
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* [[CrossingTheLineTwice Malfeas's plans]] [[BloodyHilarious for the East]] in the 2e Infernals manual. Apparently, he wants to see the Greyfalls Dragon-Bloods splattered dead and its waterfalls run red with blood for a year; the same thing for Lookshy without the waterfalls; Ma-Ha-Suchi worries him so he wants to see the Lunar raped to death; Mt Metagalapa hurled at Nexus like the world's largest spear..."One gets the idea."

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* [[CrossingTheLineTwice Malfeas's plans]] [[BloodyHilarious for the East]] in the 2e Infernals manual. Apparently, he wants to see the Greyfalls Dragon-Bloods splattered dead and its waterfalls run red with blood for a year; the same thing for Lookshy without the waterfalls; Ma-Ha-Suchi worries him so he wants to see the Lunar raped to death; Mt Metagalapa hurled at Nexus like the world's largest spear... "One gets the idea."



* Abyssals 3E preview: The Chalcedony Bishop's notes are ''hilarious.'' They start off dramatic and spine-chilling, evocative of the cruelty and self-hatred this Deathlord has been driven to...and then you get this.

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* Abyssals 3E preview: The Chalcedony Bishop's notes are ''hilarious.'' They start off dramatic and spine-chilling, evocative of the cruelty and self-hatred this Deathlord has been driven to... and then you get this.
19th Nov '16 9:14:55 PM ShadowFighter88
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After storming over to Lytek's offices and finding him guarded by eight celestial lions and two lesser elemental dragons who only allowed him in after an invasive search of his person, he learned that the Solar Exaltations had started reincarnating earlier that year. Lytek smugly informed him that he'd simply wanted the Exaltations polished up before informing anyone. Not to mention the measures taken to make sure nothing like the Usurpation could happen again:

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* After storming over to Lytek's offices and finding him guarded by eight celestial lions and two lesser elemental dragons who only allowed him in after an invasive search of his person, he learned that the Solar Exaltations had started reincarnating earlier that year. Lytek smugly informed him that he'd simply wanted the Exaltations polished up before informing anyone. Not to mention the measures taken to make sure nothing like the Usurpation could happen again:
16th Aug '16 12:51:59 AM eleutherios
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After storming over to Lytek's offices and finding him guarded by eight celestial lions and two lesser elemental dragons who only allowed him in after an invasive search of his person, he learned that the Solar Exaltations had started reincarnating earlier that year. Lytek smugly informed him that he'd simply wanted the Exaltations polished up before informing anyone. Not to mention the measures taken to make sure nothing like the Usurpation could happen again:
-->Kejak’s rage upon hearing this report only worsened when he investigated the assignment of Lytek’s new security detail. The powerful guards protecting the Right Hand of Power were each assigned by different deities, ranging from the three Syndics to Ahlat to Wun Ja, the Director of Humanity. Even deities who were not particularly opposed to the Bronze Faction or the Dragon-Blooded still remembered how rudely Lytek was manhandled during the Usurpation, and the blunt show of force served to show that it would not be tolerated again.
16th Aug '16 12:51:02 AM eleutherios
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* ''Compass of Celestial Directions: Yu-Shan'':
--> On 7 Ascending Water, 764, Lytek sent the following message directly to Chejop Kejak, with copies delivered to every divisional head in Yu-Shan: “It is my very great pleasure to inform you that the Solar Exalted have returned.”
28th Oct '15 8:49:53 AM narm00
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* The third book of sorcery, on the table describing the event of ExplosiveOverclocking a demense, squeezes this gem into the margins of the [[OffTheScale N/A]] entry:

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* The third book of sorcery, Oadenol's Codex, on the table describing the event of ExplosiveOverclocking a demense, squeezes this gem into the margins of the [[OffTheScale N/A]] entry:



** The Aspect Book has a lot of gems. There's reference to a Shogunate sorcerer named Orchid Orchid. During a moment of weakness, Avaku get slapped silly by an Immaculate (yes, there's an illustration). In the 'Voices Not Out Own' chapter, the Roseblack has this to say about Sesus Rafara, whose current job is to spy on her.

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** The Aspect Book has a lot of gems. There's reference to a Shogunate sorcerer named Orchid Orchid. During a moment of weakness, Avaku get gets slapped silly by an Immaculate (yes, there's an illustration). In the 'Voices Not Out Our Own' chapter, the Roseblack has this to say about Sesus Rafara, whose current job is to spy on her.
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