History Funny / EverAfter

24th Mar '17 4:24:20 PM fruitstripegum
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* Henry's entire wedding. "Azuquita! Azuquita!"

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* [[spoiler: Henry's entire wedding. "Azuquita! Azuquita!"interrupted wedding to Princess Gabriela, who can't do anything by sob and plead in her mother tongue]] is half this, half CrossesTheLineTwice. It's even better when [[spoiler: Henry calls off the wedding and lets Gabriela go to the guy she loves (one of the courtiers)... and then the Spanish Royal couple ''start bitching at each other... and in Spanish too''.]]



* This really snarky piece of dialogue between the King, Rodmilla and Jacqueline [[spoiler: when Rodmilla and Marguerite are called upon the Royal Couple's presence and unmasked as Danielle's abusers]].
-->'''The King''': Good Lord! Do they always behave like this?
-->'''Jacqueline:''' Worse!... Your Majesty.
-->'''Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent:''' Jacqueline, ''darling'', I should hate to think ''you'' had anything to do with this.
-->'''Jacqueline:''' [''[[SarcasmMode sarcastically]]''] Of course not, Mother. [[IronicEcho I'm only here for the food.]]



* "I'm visiting a cousin." "Who?" "My cousin."
* Jacqueline, the UnFavorite sister, [[BackstabbingTheAlphaBitch chooses her side]].
-->'''Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent:''' Jacqueline, ''darling'', I should hate to think ''you'' had anything to do with this.
-->'''Jacqueline:''' [''[[SarcasmMode sarcastically]]''] 'Course not, Mother. [[IronicEcho I'm only here for the food.]]

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* "I'm visiting a cousin." "Who?" "My cousin."
* Jacqueline, the UnFavorite sister, [[BackstabbingTheAlphaBitch chooses her side]].
-->'''Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent:''' Jacqueline, ''darling'', I should hate to think ''you'' had anything to do with this.
-->'''Jacqueline:''' [''[[SarcasmMode sarcastically]]''] 'Course not, Mother. [[IronicEcho I'm only here for the food.]]
25th Jan '17 5:03:33 AM IDontExist
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* Henry has raced off to Pierre le Pieu's house, ready to rescue Danielle. No doubt he was pumping himself up to assault the house, challenge Pieu to a duel, or whatever. He's stopped short at the sight of Danielle walking out under her own power. He must've been thinking "Well, this is awkward..."

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* Henry has raced off to Pierre le Pieu's house, ready to rescue Danielle. No doubt he was pumping himself up to assault the house, challenge Pieu to a duel, or whatever. He's stopped short at the sight of Danielle walking out under her own power. He must've been thinking "Well, this is awkward..."awkward…"
* "It looks like rain." Cue screaming.
1st Dec '16 11:14:31 AM LiamXDin
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** The events portrayed are semi-historical, there not really being a good explanation for which Francis, Henry and Marie they could possibly be. There WAS a King Francis whose son was called Henry, but his consort was Claude, not Marie. And there was another Francis, whose consort was Mary, which would logically be Frenchified as Marie... but that would be Mary, Queen of Scots who famously outlived a few husbands before dying herself. However, if you take a pinched, alternate view of things, there are LOTS of English Marys who would be available to marry a French king in this alternate universe and when this troper first saw the film, I assumed that Marie was an English princess who was sister/cousin/niece to the oft-divorced Henry VIII and wishing she were so lucky... ESPECIALLY given the look Francis gives her when she says it.
2nd Nov '16 2:42:19 PM NateTheGreat
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* Henry has raced off to Pierre le Pieu's house, ready to rescue Danielle. No doubt he was pumping himself up to assault the house, challenge Pieu to a duel, or whatever. He's stopped short at the sight of Danielle walking out under her own power. Awkward. Well, that was easy.

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* Henry has raced off to Pierre le Pieu's house, ready to rescue Danielle. No doubt he was pumping himself up to assault the house, challenge Pieu to a duel, or whatever. He's stopped short at the sight of Danielle walking out under her own power. Awkward. Well, that was easy.He must've been thinking "Well, this is awkward..."
2nd Nov '16 2:41:08 PM NateTheGreat
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** During that time period (1512 according to the novel), Belgium was a collection of provinces that labored under the rule of the French monarchy. Relations were never good and they revolted several decades later. So having the woman he loves engaged to a Belgian would be seen as a serious affront.

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** During that time period (1512 according to the novel), Belgium was a collection of provinces that labored under the rule of the French monarchy. Relations were never good and they revolted several decades later. So having the woman he loves engaged to a Belgian would be seen as a serious affront.affront.
* Henry has raced off to Pierre le Pieu's house, ready to rescue Danielle. No doubt he was pumping himself up to assault the house, challenge Pieu to a duel, or whatever. He's stopped short at the sight of Danielle walking out under her own power. Awkward. Well, that was easy.
17th Oct '16 7:51:21 AM Puterboy1
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** During that time period (somewhere in the 1530's or 1540's), Belgium was a collection of provinces that labored under the rule of the French monarchy. Relations were never good and they revolted several decades later. So having the woman he loves engaged to a Belgian would be seen as a serious affront.

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** During that time period (somewhere in (1512 according to the 1530's or 1540's), novel), Belgium was a collection of provinces that labored under the rule of the French monarchy. Relations were never good and they revolted several decades later. So having the woman he loves engaged to a Belgian would be seen as a serious affront.
19th May '16 1:38:34 AM Scabbard
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* The Queen advising her son to choose his spouse carefully, because "Divorce is something they only do in ''England''.

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* The Queen advising her son to choose his spouse carefully, because "Divorce is something they only do in ''England''."
18th May '16 4:26:09 AM NateTheGreat
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** During that time period (somewhere in the 1530's or 1540's), Belgium was a collection of provinces that labored under the rule of the French monarchy. Relations were never good and they revolted several decades later. So having the woman he loves engaged to a Belgian woul dbe seen as a serious affront.

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** During that time period (somewhere in the 1530's or 1540's), Belgium was a collection of provinces that labored under the rule of the French monarchy. Relations were never good and they revolted several decades later. So having the woman he loves engaged to a Belgian woul dbe would be seen as a serious affront.
27th Jan '16 6:49:41 PM lorgskyegon
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* "Engaged? To a ''Belgian?''" What makes it funny is Henry's extra emphasis on Belgian -- as if it's bad enough that Danielle's (supposedly) engaged to someone else, but it being to a Belgian is somehow even worse.

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* "Engaged? To a ''Belgian?''" What makes it funny is Henry's extra emphasis on Belgian -- as if it's bad enough that Danielle's (supposedly) engaged to someone else, but it being to a Belgian is somehow even worse.worse.
** During that time period (somewhere in the 1530's or 1540's), Belgium was a collection of provinces that labored under the rule of the French monarchy. Relations were never good and they revolted several decades later. So having the woman he loves engaged to a Belgian woul dbe seen as a serious affront.
5th Dec '14 9:02:50 AM 57Academics
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* The Queen advising her son to choose his spouse carefully, because "Divorce is something they only do in ''England''."

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* The Queen advising her son to choose his spouse carefully, because "Divorce is something they only do in ''England''."''England''.
** That line is funny no matter if you know the history behind it, but if you do, it gets so much better. Henry VIII was a contemporary, if you take the film's chronology as correct. He'd already married his first wife, Catherine of Aragon, and set her aside while treating her horribly because he wanted Anne Boleyn. The fight to divorce Catherine and marry Anne went all the way up to the Pope, who told Henry the church wouldn't allow it. Henry's response was "Fine. We don't have to be in your stupid church. I'll make my OWN", thus beginning the Anglican church and altering England forever - over a ''divorce''.
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