History Funny / EvAbridged

1st Jun '16 9:44:43 AM Kitchen90
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-->'''Shigero:''' According to ''my'' calculations, my massive boner is ready for penetration.

to:

-->'''Shigero:''' -->'''Shigeru:''' According to ''my'' calculations, my massive boner is ready for penetration.



-->'''[[TemptingFate Shigeru:]]''' [[DoubleEntendre The Angel is currently drilling hard and fast into us with it's long rod, expected to penetrate our barriers. With that deep hole bored into us, we'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load-out.]]

to:

-->'''[[TemptingFate Shigeru:]]''' [[DoubleEntendre The Angel is currently drilling hard and fast into us with it's its long rod, expected to penetrate our barriers. With that deep hole bored into us, we'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load-out.]]



-->'''Shinji:''' Wha-?

to:

-->'''Shinji:''' Wha-?Wha--?



-->'''Shinji:''' (''beat'') [[SarcasmBlind Are you coming on to me again?]]
-->'''Rei''': Is there a bigger idiot then you on this planet?

to:

-->'''Shinji:''' (''beat'') -->'''Shinji:''' ...[[SarcasmBlind Are you coming on to me again?]]
-->'''Rei''': -->'''Rei:''' Is there a bigger idiot then you on this planet?



-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-

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-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
'''''KNOOOOOOOWWWWW'''''!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-m--
11th Apr '15 6:34:26 AM TheHunterPersian
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-->'''Rei''': You are one special boy, do you know that?
-->'''Shinji''': Special? Yeah, ''right''. [[RunningGag Running away's my only specialty]].
-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.

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\n-->'''Rei''': You are one special boy, do Is there a bigger idiot then you know that?
-->'''Shinji''': Special? Yeah, ''right''. [[RunningGag Running away's my only specialty]].
-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.
on this planet?
16th Mar '15 8:45:18 AM JosephCBadass
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** This conversation.
-->'''Monolith:''' Okay, Mr. Ikari. We'll try this one last time. (Shows picture of Sahaquiel) What do you see here?
-->'''Gendo:''' It's Godzilla!
-->'''Monolith:''' Incorrect! (Shows picture of Sachiel)
-->'''Gendo:''' It's Godzilla!
-->'''Monolith:''' Incorrect! (Shows picture of Adam)
-->'''Gendo:''' It's Godzilla!
-->'''Monolith:''' Incorrect! (Shows picture of Godzilla)
-->'''Gendo:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[YourMom Your mom?]]
3rd Dec '14 11:44:56 AM nombretomado
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* [[CodeMent "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"]]

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* [[CodeMent [[WebVideo/CodeMENT "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"]]
6th Jul '14 5:39:26 AM mack
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-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.

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-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.bitches''.
* Asuka as a... [[CrossesTheLineTwice permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath]].
-->'''Asuka:''' I'M PERMANENTLY MENSTRUATING!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' Is she okay?
-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-
-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
5th Jul '14 9:37:07 AM mack
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-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.
* Asuka as a... [[CrossesTheLineTwice permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath]].
-->'''Asuka:''' I'M PERMANENTLY MENSTRUATING!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' Is she okay?
-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-
-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.
* Asuka as a... [[CrossesTheLineTwice permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath]].
-->'''Asuka:''' I'M PERMANENTLY MENSTRUATING!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' Is she okay?
-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-
-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
bitches''.
19th Jun '14 3:21:26 PM CamrocG
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-->'''Rei''': You are one special boy, do you know that?
-->'''Shinji''': Special? Yeah, ''right''. [[RunningGag Running away's my only specialty]].
-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.
7th Feb '14 8:40:23 PM murex
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** Doubly funny when you consider his original characterization as {{Asexual}}.
1st Jan '14 3:07:09 AM TheWarlocke
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* [[CodeMent "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOUR A FAGGOT!"]]

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* [[CodeMent "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOUR YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"]]
5th Dec '13 4:48:24 AM Vesperitis
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* Asuka as a... permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath.

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* Asuka as a... [[CrossesTheLineTwice permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath.psychopath]].
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