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* Whilst colonizing Siberia, natives will occasionally rise up to destroy your colonies. The problem? It's fucking Siberia. Most of the time, the natives will suffer attrition and drop below the minimum needed to siege, making them a self-solving problem.

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* Whilst colonizing Siberia, natives will occasionally rise up to destroy your colonies. The problem? [[PlaceWorseThanDeath It's fucking Siberia. Siberia.]] Most of the time, the natives will suffer attrition and drop below the minimum needed to siege, making them a self-solving problem.
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the Ireland to Cathay line is a Shout-Out to CKII


** "Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay."

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** [[VideoGame/CrusaderKings "Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay.""]]
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* The city state of Riga has a path which allows it to sell indulgences as a holy republic. If you try to sell the pope an indulgence, you are prevented from doing it and warned that attempting to do so is unwise unless you wish to be burnt alive.
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* Whilst colonizing Siberia, natives will occasionally rise up to destroy your colonies. The problem? It's fucking Siberia. Most of the time, the natives will suffer attrition and drop below the minimum needed to siege, making them a self-solving problem.
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* A particularly [[BlackComedy darkly comedic event]] deals with your country's government attaining a reputation as being ruthless, you have two options, either [[ThenLetMeBeEvil embrace the reputation]] or get angry and [[NotHelpingYourCase executing someone over it]].

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* A particularly [[BlackComedy darkly comedic event]] deals with your country's government attaining a reputation as being ruthless, you have two options, either [[ThenLetMeBeEvil embrace the reputation]] or get angry and [[NotHelpingYourCase executing execute someone over it]].

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''Ignore the peasant rabble.''\\
''Stop looking at the sky!''

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''Ignore the peasant rabble.''If only we had comet sense...''\\
''Stop looking at ''The economy, fools!''
** And if it happens before 1445 (i.e. ''in
the sky!''first 2 months of gameplay''):
--->''[[SarcasmMode What a great start into the new year!]]''
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* Tunis has a mission that involves conquering a neighbour south of it called Aïr. The mission's name ? [[{{Pun}} Air Strike]].

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\n* Scornful Insults. Just all of it. Here are some examples:
** [[YourMom "Your mother was a hamster]] [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail and your father smells of elderberries!"]]
** "Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay."
** "What are you going to do, bleed on me?" if the target nation has no army.
** [[ShameIfSomethingHappened "I've heard your heir enjoys hunting. Do be careful, it would be such a shame if an unforeseen accident would happen."]] if the target nation has a [[TooPowerfulToLive high skilled heir]], which also functions as a LampshadeHanging on the bizarrely death rates that High skilled Heirs have, usually dying off to "Hunting Accidents"
** "You could have been a fine nation, if you had not been so preoccupied with killing each other over who was more related to the greatest murderer of our time." if the target nation is the Timurid state.
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\n* A particularly [[BlackComedy darkly comedic event]] deals with your country's government attaining a reputation as being ruthless, you have two options, either [[ThenLetMeBeEvil embrace the reputation]] or get angry and [[NotHelpingYourCase executing someone over it]].

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* The description of one of the [[ThePope Papal Ideas]] in EUIV

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* The description of one of the [[ThePope [[UsefulNotes/ThePope Papal Ideas]] in EUIV
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* A mission one can get as Japan involves conquering an African province where a Japanese artist is rumored to have fled too after creating a picture book chronicling the history of a Samurai school. The province's name? Manga.


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* A mission one can get as Japan involves conquering an African province where a Japanese artist is rumored to have fled too after creating a picture book chronicling the history of a Samurai school.school for Samurai. The province's name? Manga.

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\n* A mission one can get as Japan involves conquering an African province where a Japanese artist is rumored to have fled too after creating a picture book chronicling the history of a Samurai school. The province's name? Manga.

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''The end is nigh!''
''Ignore the peasant rabble.''

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''The end is nigh!''
nigh!''\\
''Ignore the peasant rabble.''''\\
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** Even better is that frequently these nations will contribute ''nothing'' to the war, usually because they don't have any boats, and simply spam you with comically large demands to get them out of the war.


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-->''It's an omen.''\\
''The end is nigh!''
''Ignore the peasant rabble.''
''Stop looking at the sky!''
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAP0RNFOmc Paradox knows they suffer from]] CreatorProvincialism.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAP0RNFOmc Paradox knows they suffer from]] CreatorProvincialism. It'll be the first time, and probably the last, that you'll ever hear anybody refer to Sweden as a 'Mighty Empire'.

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* [[ButThouMust The "Comet Sighting" event.]]

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* [[ButThouMust The "Comet Sighting" event.]]]] Say "hi" to your -1 stability!


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** This is actually realistic. Due to the way Europe expanded its influence over Africa, african kingdoms could find themselves as enemies of countries they never heard of due to those two countries being at war in Europe, and because african kingdoms were seen as protectorates of european powers.

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** This is actually realistic. Due to the way Europe expanded its influence over Africa, african African kingdoms could find themselves as enemies of countries they never heard of due to those two countries being at war in Europe, and because african African kingdoms were seen as protectorates of european European powers.

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