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4th Aug '17 3:46:26 PM Bugfragged
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** He seems to have [[BlatantLies fond memories]] of the [[BossInMookClothing Cosmic Monolith]] in the purchased version of [=EBF4=].

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** He seems to have [[BlatantLies fond memories]] of the [[BossInMookClothing Cosmic Monolith]] in the purchased version of [=EBF4=]. Better yet, Cosmic Monoliths are now capable of falling on a target to deal massive physical damage.
29th Jun '17 3:29:32 PM Bugfragged
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* In the second game FinalBoss battle, it's possible for Lance to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard destroy his own tank with Ion Cannon]].

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* In the second game game's FinalBoss battle, it's possible for Lance to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard destroy his own tank with Ion Cannon]].
29th Jun '17 3:29:11 PM Bugfragged
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* In the second game FinalBoss battle, it's possible for Lance to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard destroy his own tank with Ion Cannon]].
12th Mar '17 4:25:20 PM Idek618
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-->'''Natz:''' Listen Anna: we don’t bring attention to my breasts. Ever. [[DistractedByTheSexy It makes the guys act]] [[IdiotHero more retarded than usual]], and that’s not good. Got it?

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-->'''Natz:''' Listen Anna: we don’t bring attention to my breasts. Ever. [[DistractedByTheSexy It makes the guys men act]] [[IdiotHero more retarded than usual]], and that’s not good. Got it?
1st Jan '17 9:57:21 PM infernape612
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-->'''Matt''' That's what I mean...

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-->'''Matt''' -->'''Matt:''' That's what I mean...
19th Oct '16 4:41:53 PM 1n73rn37_n3rd_584
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* As previously seen, Matt isn't always the stupid one...
-->'''Lance:''' Hey, Matt...
-->'''Matt:''' What?
-->'''Lance:''' Would it be weird if I hit on that green-haired girl, since Natalie already hates my guts?!
-->'''Matt:''' She's way younger than you. It would be awkward. And I think Natalie would hate you less if you stopped staring at her non-stop.
-->'''Lance:''' That's not a fair criticism! I'm very subtle about it. I've got hidden cameras on my clothes, so that I don't even have to look in her direction.
-->'''Matt''' That's what I mean...
7th Sep '16 4:28:53 PM F1Krazy
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* An NPC in the third games says "[[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits Did you know that monsters that are a higher level than you can evade attacks much better]]? [[ButtMonkey I can't hit those targets over there because they're at a much higher level than me]]."
* In the third game, the first time a fire bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!"
* Matt, upon seeing a [[DemonicSpiders Viking Monolith]], comments, "A giant rock! [[TemptingFate That's not very threatening!]] What's it going to do, [[RocksFallEveryoneDies fall on us?]]"
** He seems to have [[BlatantLies fond memories]] of the [[BossInMookClothing Cosmic Monolith]] in the purchased version of the sequel.

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* An NPC in the third games [=EBF3=] says "[[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits Did you know that monsters that are a higher level than you can evade attacks much better]]? [[ButtMonkey I can't hit those targets over there because they're at a much higher level than me]]."
* In the third game, [=EBF3=], the first time a fire bit Fire Bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!"
* Matt, upon first seeing a [[DemonicSpiders Viking Monolith]], Monolith]] in [=EBF3=], comments, "A giant rock! [[TemptingFate That's not very threatening!]] What's it going to do, [[RocksFallEveryoneDies fall on us?]]"
** He seems to have [[BlatantLies fond memories]] of the [[BossInMookClothing Cosmic Monolith]] in the purchased version of the sequel. [=EBF4=].



-->''(Matt upon landing the final blow)'' '''Matt:''' I used my fapping arm for that attack!

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-->''(Matt upon -->'''Matt:''' [''upon landing the final blow)'' '''Matt:''' blow on an enemy''] I used my fapping arm for that attack!



-->'''Matt:''' Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what´s with that fancy car over there.

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-->'''Matt:''' Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what´s what's with that fancy car over there.



-->'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels.
-->'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything?
-->'''Lance:''' It sickens me to see things the way they are. [[WellIntentionedExtremist Only by destroying everything can the world be rebuilt.]] [[FacePalm G´ fahahaha.]]
-->'''Matt:''' [[BuffySpeak I don´t like that sort of stuff!!! Gonna have to smash up your tank, bro.]]

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-->'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve you've seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels.
-->'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what´s what's your plan now, just trying to kill everything?
-->'''Lance:''' It sickens me to see things the way they are. [[WellIntentionedExtremist Only by destroying everything can the world be rebuilt.]] [[FacePalm G´ fahahaha.G'fahahaha.]]
-->'''Matt:''' [[BuffySpeak I don´t don't like that sort of stuff!!! Gonna have to smash up your tank, bro.]]



-->'''Anna:''' Hey Natalie: I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a while… [[CannotSpitItOut but it’s kind of personal. Maybe.]]

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-->'''Anna:''' Hey Natalie: I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a while… while... [[CannotSpitItOut but it’s kind of personal. Maybe.]]



-->'''Natz:''' I don’t think it’s that simple…
-->'''Lance:''' [[CovertPervert I think we should test these theories.]] You know… ForScience [[CovertPervert I’ll watch and take]] [[LastSecondWordSwap photos- er, notes.]]

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-->'''Natz:''' I don’t think it’s that simple…
simple...
-->'''Lance:''' [[CovertPervert I think we should test these theories.]] You know… ForScience know... ForScience. [[CovertPervert I’ll watch and take]] [[LastSecondWordSwap photos- er, notes.]]



-->'''Anna:''' Fiiiine. ([[LesYay I was gonna ask to touch them, but I guess I won’t now…]])

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-->'''Anna:''' Fiiiine. ([[LesYay I was gonna ask to touch them, but I guess I won’t now…]])now...]])
26th Apr '16 7:12:38 PM SparksOfTheTempest
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-->'''Anna''': "What's that?"
-->'''Matt''': "[[OhCrap that's trouble]]."

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-->'''Anna''': "What's "Oooooh, what's that?"
-->'''Matt''': (with a sickly expression on his face) "[[OhCrap that's trouble]].That's trouble over there]]."
3rd Dec '15 12:50:34 PM BobTheBard
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** After this conversation, if Natz dies Anna has a small chance to say that [[BrickJoke clearly, they don't help cushion attacks]].
22nd Oct '15 6:29:27 AM SilverDragon
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** Yeah, you read that last sentance right: [[IdiotHero MATT]] comes off as the OnlySaneMan at the end here! Really shows how OffTheRails ''this'' conversation went...

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** Yeah, you read that last sentance sentence right: [[IdiotHero MATT]] comes off as the OnlySaneMan at the end here! Really shows how OffTheRails ''this'' conversation went...
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