History Funny / Edge

21st Aug '16 1:08:07 PM nombretomado
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-->'''{{Edge}}''': [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling For the benefit of those with flash photography...]]

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-->'''{{Edge}}''': -->'''Edge''': [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling For the benefit of those with flash photography...]]



--->'''{{Edge}}''': The fact that you named it the ''thwagger thoaring eagle'' makes it especially ''thtupid''!

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--->'''{{Edge}}''': --->'''Edge''': The fact that you named it the ''thwagger thoaring eagle'' makes it especially ''thtupid''!



-->'''{{Edge}}''': (to Chris Jericho) You beat [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and Stone Cold Steve Austin in one night SPEAR. You beat Wrestling/ShawnMichaels in his own match SPEAR. You beat three WWE Hall of Famers in one night at Wrestlemania last year SPEARSPEAR. You beat TheUndertaker twice SPEARSPEARSPEAR.
* {{Edge}} abducting PaulBearer in order to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, he proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].

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-->'''{{Edge}}''': -->'''Edge''': (to Chris Jericho) You beat [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and Stone Cold Steve Austin in one night SPEAR. You beat Wrestling/ShawnMichaels in his own match SPEAR. You beat three WWE Hall of Famers in one night at Wrestlemania last year SPEARSPEAR. You beat TheUndertaker twice SPEARSPEARSPEAR.
* {{Edge}} Edge abducting PaulBearer in order to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, he proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].
30th Oct '15 6:01:04 PM nombretomado
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** And the match he was wrestling was an Elimination 5-on-5 Tag Team match against Wrestling/TheNexus. After Wrestling/ChrisJericho immediately walked out of the match, Edge gets in the ring, acts as if he's getting ready to fight... And shoves the referee to the ground to get intentionally disqualified. The smug look on Edge's face as he walks to the back whilst Wrestling/RandyOrton, JohnCena, & Sheamus just stand there stunned as they watch him walk away is ''PRICELESS''.

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** And the match he was wrestling was an Elimination 5-on-5 Tag Team match against Wrestling/TheNexus. After Wrestling/ChrisJericho immediately walked out of the match, Edge gets in the ring, acts as if he's getting ready to fight... And shoves the referee to the ground to get intentionally disqualified. The smug look on Edge's face as he walks to the back whilst Wrestling/RandyOrton, JohnCena, Wrestling/JohnCena, & Sheamus just stand there stunned as they watch him walk away is ''PRICELESS''.
26th Aug '15 1:58:56 PM nombretomado
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* Edge came out, interrupted current champion Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}'s "Waa waa, everyone's out to get me" rant, then compared the red-headed champion to [[TheMuppets Beaker]], followed by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k Edge making Beaker's meeping noises and casually walking to the ring]].
** This turned into one HELL of a BrickJoke at the 10/31/11 RAW, which featured TheMuppets as guest 'stars.' Sheamus, [[HeelFaceTurn now a face]], runs off {{Christian}}, who was bullying - you guessed it. Beaker. Then Sheamus and Beaker have a conversation, where Sheamus comments that he's "not gonna be able to make it to the family reunion this year."

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* Edge came out, interrupted current champion Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}'s "Waa waa, everyone's out to get me" rant, then compared the red-headed champion to [[TheMuppets [[Franchise/TheMuppets Beaker]], followed by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k Edge making Beaker's meeping noises and casually walking to the ring]].
** This turned into one HELL of a BrickJoke at the 10/31/11 RAW, which featured TheMuppets Franchise/TheMuppets as guest 'stars.' Sheamus, [[HeelFaceTurn now a face]], runs off {{Christian}}, who was bullying - you guessed it. Beaker. Then Sheamus and Beaker have a conversation, where Sheamus comments that he's "not gonna be able to make it to the family reunion this year."
8th Jan '15 5:19:49 PM IayssLenior
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--> '''Edge''': (to Seth Rollins) You couldn't be above me if you had a [[CallBack live sex celebration]] with the Big Goiter over here!

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--> '''Edge''': (to Seth Rollins) You couldn't be above me if you had a [[CallBack live sex celebration]] with the Big Goiter over here!here!
* During the first ''Smackdown'' of 2015, he and Wrestling/{{Christian}} were hosting the show that night. The last thing they did before they left? [[http://peepulation.tumblr.com/post/106986040088/10-10-christian4peeps-edgeratedr-host Vandalize the "Muscle and Fitness" cover featuring Triple H and Stephanie]].
7th Jan '15 7:02:10 AM Medictf2
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* His asides on the 15th anniversary special of Smackdown.
7th Jan '15 6:58:56 AM IayssLenior
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* "'''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, Wrestling/{{JEFF HARDY}}?! DIDN'T YOU DIE LIKE THREE YEARS AGO?!'''"

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* "'''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, Wrestling/{{JEFF HARDY}}?! DIDN'T YOU DIE LIKE THREE YEARS AGO?!'''"AGO?!'''"
* When he and Christian came back to guest host the last Raw of 2014, they had their talk shows near the end, with the guest being SethRollins. Rollins brought out BigShow, who had turned heel. After Rollins had ranted, saying that he was above Edge and Christian, Edge delivers the funniest line of the night:
--> '''Edge''': (to Seth Rollins) You couldn't be above me if you had a [[CallBack live sex celebration]] with the Big Goiter over here!
15th Sep '14 11:28:07 AM IndirectActiveTransport
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* His five-second poses with {{Christian}} (and later, KurtAngle) in 2000.

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* His five-second poses with {{Christian}} Wrestling/{{Christian}} (and later, KurtAngle) Wrestling/KurtAngle) in 2000.



* Mentioning KurtAngle, Edge's 2002 feud with him was filled with Crowning Moments Of Funny.
** Getting the fans to chant "You Suck!" and "[[StoneColdSteveAustin What?]]" in time with KurtAngle's entrance theme may be his greatest comedic achievement - It stuck with Angle for the rest of his WWE career.
--> '''KurtAngle''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Play my music!!]] ''({{beat}})'' [[OhCrap Nono wait! Don't play my music!]] ''[[OhCrap DON'T PLAY MY MUSIC!]]''
* Edge came out, interrupted current champion {{Sheamus}}'s "Waa waa, everyone's out to get me" rant, then compared the red-headed champion to [[TheMuppets Beaker]], followed by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k Edge making Beaker's meeping noises and casually walking to the ring]].

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* Mentioning KurtAngle, Kurt Angle, Edge's 2002 feud with him was filled with Crowning Moments Of Funny.
** Getting the fans to chant "You Suck!" and "[[StoneColdSteveAustin "[[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin What?]]" in time with KurtAngle's Kurt Angle's entrance theme may be his greatest comedic achievement - It stuck with Angle for the rest of his WWE career.
--> '''KurtAngle''': '''Kurt Angle''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Play my music!!]] ''({{beat}})'' [[OhCrap Nono wait! Don't play my music!]] ''[[OhCrap DON'T PLAY MY MUSIC!]]''
* Edge came out, interrupted current champion {{Sheamus}}'s Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}'s "Waa waa, everyone's out to get me" rant, then compared the red-headed champion to [[TheMuppets Beaker]], followed by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k Edge making Beaker's meeping noises and casually walking to the ring]].



** And the match he was wrestling was an Elimination 5-on-5 Tag Team match against TheNexus. After ChrisJericho immediately walked out of the match, Edge gets in the ring, acts as if he's getting ready to fight... And shoves the referee to the ground to get intentionally disqualified. The smug look on Edge's face as he walks to the back whilst RandyOrton, JohnCena, & Sheamus just stand there stunned as they watch him walk away is ''PRICELESS''.
* For more Edge/Sheamus fun, on the [[WWERaw Raw]] following the 2010 ''RoyalRumble'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZI9jqNh0A Edge's promo is interrupted]] by then WWE Champion {{Sheamus}}, who tells him a lot has changed since he was gone. Edge replies, "You're right, a lot has changed! Apparently Raw's been taken over by an evil Ronald [=McDonald=]!" You can see {{Sheamus}} trying to hold in his laughter.
* {{Edge}}'s crusade to destroy everything stupid in the Wrestling/{{WWE}} (which led to some hilarious [[{{Twitter}} tweets]] from the likes of JoeyStyles, saying "MichaelCole is only ten feet away!"). Highlights include:

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** And the match he was wrestling was an Elimination 5-on-5 Tag Team match against TheNexus. Wrestling/TheNexus. After ChrisJericho Wrestling/ChrisJericho immediately walked out of the match, Edge gets in the ring, acts as if he's getting ready to fight... And shoves the referee to the ground to get intentionally disqualified. The smug look on Edge's face as he walks to the back whilst RandyOrton, Wrestling/RandyOrton, JohnCena, & Sheamus just stand there stunned as they watch him walk away is ''PRICELESS''.
* For more Edge/Sheamus fun, on the [[WWERaw Raw]] following the 2010 ''RoyalRumble'', ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZI9jqNh0A Edge's promo is interrupted]] by then WWE Champion {{Sheamus}}, Sheamus, who tells him a lot has changed since he was gone. Edge replies, "You're right, a lot has changed! Apparently Raw's been taken over by an evil Ronald [=McDonald=]!" You can see {{Sheamus}} Sheamus trying to hold in his laughter.
* {{Edge}}'s Edge's crusade to destroy everything stupid in the Wrestling/{{WWE}} (which led to some hilarious [[{{Twitter}} tweets]] from the likes of JoeyStyles, Wrestling/JoeyStyles, saying "MichaelCole "Wrestling/MichaelCole is only ten feet away!"). Highlights include:



--->'''{{Edge}}''': ''WHY DO YOU KEEP INTERFERING IN MY BUSINESS?! WHY--({{Beat}})''...why am I arguing with a computer?
** Trashing Jack Swagger's homecoming celebration, including his mascot, the "Swagger Soaring Eagle," and mocking his lisp in the process:

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--->'''{{Edge}}''': --->'''Edge''': ''WHY DO YOU KEEP INTERFERING IN MY BUSINESS?! WHY--({{Beat}})''...why am I arguing with a computer?
** Trashing Jack Swagger's Wrestling/JackSwagger's homecoming celebration, including his mascot, the "Swagger Soaring Eagle," and mocking his lisp in the process:



---> '''MichaelCole:''' Dead bird! Dead bird! Dead bird!!

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---> '''MichaelCole:''' '''Michael Cole:''' Dead bird! Dead bird! Dead bird!!



* Everything he says to MichaelCole, while on commentary during Christian vs AlbertoDelRio on Smackdown 4/8/11.
** "You're built like a bag of golf balls, MichaelCole, you should shut up."

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* Everything he says to MichaelCole, Michael Cole, while on commentary during Christian vs AlbertoDelRio Wrestling/AlbertoDelRio on Smackdown 4/8/11.
** "You're built like a bag of golf balls, MichaelCole, Michael Cole, you should shut up."



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmm7J0e4xpk&feature=related His parody of Ric Flair's 2005 road rage incident]], culminating in pulling [[{{TNA}} Robbie E]] out of a car, chopping him several times, and putting him in a figure four leglock in the middle of a highway, dressed in nothing but a blonde wig and pink robe.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmm7J0e4xpk&feature=related His parody of Ric Flair's 2005 road rage incident]], culminating in pulling [[{{TNA}} [[Wrestling/{{TNA}} Robbie E]] out of a car, chopping him several times, and putting him in a figure four leglock in the middle of a highway, dressed in nothing but a blonde wig and pink robe.



-->'''{{Edge}}''': (to ChrisJericho) You beat [[DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and StoneColdSteveAustin in one night SPEAR. You beat ShawnMichaels in his own match SPEAR. You beat three WWE Hall of Famers in one night at Wrestlemania last year SPEARSPEAR. You beat TheUndertaker twice SPEARSPEARSPEAR.

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-->'''{{Edge}}''': (to ChrisJericho) Chris Jericho) You beat [[DwayneJohnson [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and StoneColdSteveAustin Stone Cold Steve Austin in one night SPEAR. You beat ShawnMichaels Wrestling/ShawnMichaels in his own match SPEAR. You beat three WWE Hall of Famers in one night at Wrestlemania last year SPEARSPEAR. You beat TheUndertaker twice SPEARSPEARSPEAR.



-->'''PaulBearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPvpl0YHJo BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]

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-->'''PaulBearer:''' -->'''Wrestling/PaulBearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPvpl0YHJo BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]



-->'''{{Edge}}''': Guess what? You were all '''WRONG.''' '''''WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. WROOOOOONG!!''''' ''You'' were wrong. (circles the ring, pointing at fans) ''You'' were wrong. You were wrong, you were wrong, you were ''definitely'' wrong, you were wrong, you were wrong..... hey, kid. Hey, kid, you know what? You know what, fella? When you grow up? '''You're gonna be WRONG!!!''' ''Each and every one of you were 100%'' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery WROOOOOONG!!!!!]]'''''

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-->'''{{Edge}}''': -->'''Edge''': Guess what? You were all '''WRONG.''' '''''WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. WROOOOOONG!!''''' ''You'' were wrong. (circles the ring, pointing at fans) ''You'' were wrong. You were wrong, you were wrong, you were ''definitely'' wrong, you were wrong, you were wrong..... hey, kid. Hey, kid, you know what? You know what, fella? When you grow up? '''You're gonna be WRONG!!!''' ''Each and every one of you were 100%'' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery WROOOOOONG!!!!!]]'''''



* One promo from the Team [=RECK=] [[note]] Rhyno, Edge, {{Christian}} and KurtAngle[[/note]] era had KurtAngle ranting to Edge about all the things he hated about ChrisJericho. Edge's mannerisms when Kurt gets to "long haired, blond, Canadian" are priceless.

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* One promo from the Team [=RECK=] [[note]] Rhyno, Wrestling/{{Rhyno}}, Edge, {{Christian}} Christian and KurtAngle[[/note]] Kurt Angle[[/note]] era had KurtAngle Kurt Angle ranting to Edge about all the things he hated about ChrisJericho.Chris Jericho. Edge's mannerisms when Kurt gets to "long haired, blond, Canadian" are priceless.



* "'''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, JEFF HARDY?! DIDN'T YOU DIE LIKE THREE YEARS AGO?!'''"

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* "'''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, JEFF HARDY?! Wrestling/{{JEFF HARDY}}?! DIDN'T YOU DIE LIKE THREE YEARS AGO?!'''"
24th Aug '14 5:40:38 PM eviltwin531
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* [[http://youtu.be/M0UAeQteUgY Edge trolling Beth Phoenix as she promotes her first post-WWE signing]] [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome from off-screen]] [[WrittenInInfirmity as he recovers from his neck surgery]] by shoving a note in front of her demanding cookies, interrupting her mid-sentance by calling her phone ([[AscendedMeme Which features his WWE theme as the ringtone when he calls]]), and finally, busting out a cowbell.

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* [[http://youtu.be/M0UAeQteUgY Edge trolling Beth Phoenix as she promotes her first post-WWE signing]] [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome from off-screen]] [[WrittenInInfirmity as he recovers from his neck surgery]] by shoving a note in front of her demanding cookies, interrupting her mid-sentance by calling her phone ([[AscendedMeme Which features his WWE theme as the ringtone when he calls]]), and finally, busting out a cowbell. She then politely excuses herself, then all we hear are some pained groans.
25th Jun '14 2:01:54 PM Cider
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJIWwhSRec Edge dances with]] Wrestling/Jillian Hall.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJIWwhSRec Edge dances with]] Wrestling/Jillian Hall.Wrestling/JillianHall.
25th Jun '14 2:01:40 PM Cider
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJIWwhSRec Edge dances with Jillian Hall]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJIWwhSRec Edge dances with Jillian Hall]].with]] Wrestling/Jillian Hall.
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