History Funny / Edge

16th Mar '17 8:50:15 AM YourEternalTroper
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--->'''Edge''': The fact that you named it the ''thwagger thoaring eagle'' makes it especially ''thtupid''!

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--->'''Edge''': The fact that you named it the ''thwagger thoaring eagle'' ''Thwagger Thoaring Eagle'' makes it especially ''thtupid''!
7th Mar '17 9:16:21 AM YourEternalTroper
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* At the 2016 Fastlane PPV, during the Cutting Edge Peep Show, Edge and Wrestling/{{Christian}} are confronted by the League of Nations and declare that the ring is theirs, with Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} telling them to leave the ring. But E&C are not done yet.

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* At the 2016 Fastlane PPV, during the Cutting Edge Peep Show, Edge he and Wrestling/{{Christian}} are confronted by the League of Nations and declare that the ring is theirs, with Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} telling them to leave the ring. But E&C are not done yet.



Christian delivered this line in a similar vein to The New Day's own "New Day rocks!"

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**For bonus points, Christian delivered this his last line in a similar vein to the rhythm of The New Day's own "New Day rocks!"
7th Mar '17 4:23:52 AM YourEternalTroper
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* During the first ''Smackdown'' of 2015, he and Wrestling/{{Christian}} were hosting the show that night. The last thing they did before they left? [[http://peepulation.tumblr.com/post/106986040088/10-10-christian4peeps-edgeratedr-host Vandalize the "Muscle and Fitness" cover featuring Triple H and Stephanie]].

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* During the first ''Smackdown'' of 2015, he and Wrestling/{{Christian}} were hosting the show that night. The last thing they did before they left? [[http://peepulation.tumblr.com/post/106986040088/10-10-christian4peeps-edgeratedr-host Vandalize the "Muscle and Fitness" cover featuring Triple H and Stephanie]].Stephanie]].
* At the 2016 Fastlane PPV, during the Cutting Edge Peep Show, Edge and Wrestling/{{Christian}} are confronted by the League of Nations and declare that the ring is theirs, with Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} telling them to leave the ring. But E&C are not done yet.
-->'''Edge:''' You know, guys. We, uh, we were gonna give these people a 5-second pose tonight...but, you know, maybe you four should take that honor.
-->'''Christian:''' Right. So, for the benefit of those with flash photography...Cleveland, we give you...
-->'''Edge:''' ...the international house of dumbasses.
-->(Wrestling/TheNewDay jumps around while laughing)
-->'''Kofi:''' Hey, hey. [[Wrestling/WadeBarrett Bomber Wade]]. Bomber Wade. When we said "turn the other cheek", ''THIS'' is what we meant.
-->(Xavier Woods sits playing his trombone)
-->'''Christian:''' And right after Fastlane...right after Fastlane...Watch ({{beat}}) [[WebOriginal/TheEdgeandChristianShow our show]]! Watch our show! Watch our show! Watch our show!
Christian delivered this line in a similar vein to The New Day's own "New Day rocks!"
14th Nov '16 12:46:57 AM 59Efra
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* For more Edge/Sheamus fun, on the [[WWERaw Raw]] following the 2010 ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZI9jqNh0A Edge's promo is interrupted]] by then WWE Champion Sheamus, who tells him a lot has changed since he was gone. Edge replies, "You're right, a lot has changed! Apparently Raw's been taken over by an evil Ronald [=McDonald=]!" You can see Sheamus trying to hold in his laughter.

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* For more Edge/Sheamus fun, on the [[WWERaw Raw]] following the 2010 ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZI9jqNh0A Edge's promo is interrupted]] by then WWE Champion Sheamus, who tells him a lot has changed since he was gone. Edge replies, "You're right, a lot has changed! Apparently Raw's been taken over by an evil Ronald [=McDonald=]!" You can see Sheamus [[{{Corpsing}} trying to hold in in]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny his laughter.laughter]].
21st Aug '16 1:08:07 PM nombretomado
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-->'''{{Edge}}''': [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling For the benefit of those with flash photography...]]

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-->'''{{Edge}}''': -->'''Edge''': [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling For the benefit of those with flash photography...]]



--->'''{{Edge}}''': The fact that you named it the ''thwagger thoaring eagle'' makes it especially ''thtupid''!

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--->'''{{Edge}}''': --->'''Edge''': The fact that you named it the ''thwagger thoaring eagle'' makes it especially ''thtupid''!



-->'''{{Edge}}''': (to Chris Jericho) You beat [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and Stone Cold Steve Austin in one night SPEAR. You beat Wrestling/ShawnMichaels in his own match SPEAR. You beat three WWE Hall of Famers in one night at Wrestlemania last year SPEARSPEAR. You beat TheUndertaker twice SPEARSPEARSPEAR.
* {{Edge}} abducting PaulBearer in order to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, he proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].

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-->'''{{Edge}}''': -->'''Edge''': (to Chris Jericho) You beat [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and Stone Cold Steve Austin in one night SPEAR. You beat Wrestling/ShawnMichaels in his own match SPEAR. You beat three WWE Hall of Famers in one night at Wrestlemania last year SPEARSPEAR. You beat TheUndertaker twice SPEARSPEARSPEAR.
* {{Edge}} Edge abducting PaulBearer in order to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, he proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].
30th Oct '15 6:01:04 PM nombretomado
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** And the match he was wrestling was an Elimination 5-on-5 Tag Team match against Wrestling/TheNexus. After Wrestling/ChrisJericho immediately walked out of the match, Edge gets in the ring, acts as if he's getting ready to fight... And shoves the referee to the ground to get intentionally disqualified. The smug look on Edge's face as he walks to the back whilst Wrestling/RandyOrton, JohnCena, & Sheamus just stand there stunned as they watch him walk away is ''PRICELESS''.

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** And the match he was wrestling was an Elimination 5-on-5 Tag Team match against Wrestling/TheNexus. After Wrestling/ChrisJericho immediately walked out of the match, Edge gets in the ring, acts as if he's getting ready to fight... And shoves the referee to the ground to get intentionally disqualified. The smug look on Edge's face as he walks to the back whilst Wrestling/RandyOrton, JohnCena, Wrestling/JohnCena, & Sheamus just stand there stunned as they watch him walk away is ''PRICELESS''.
26th Aug '15 1:58:56 PM nombretomado
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* Edge came out, interrupted current champion Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}'s "Waa waa, everyone's out to get me" rant, then compared the red-headed champion to [[TheMuppets Beaker]], followed by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k Edge making Beaker's meeping noises and casually walking to the ring]].
** This turned into one HELL of a BrickJoke at the 10/31/11 RAW, which featured TheMuppets as guest 'stars.' Sheamus, [[HeelFaceTurn now a face]], runs off {{Christian}}, who was bullying - you guessed it. Beaker. Then Sheamus and Beaker have a conversation, where Sheamus comments that he's "not gonna be able to make it to the family reunion this year."

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* Edge came out, interrupted current champion Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}'s "Waa waa, everyone's out to get me" rant, then compared the red-headed champion to [[TheMuppets [[Franchise/TheMuppets Beaker]], followed by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k Edge making Beaker's meeping noises and casually walking to the ring]].
** This turned into one HELL of a BrickJoke at the 10/31/11 RAW, which featured TheMuppets Franchise/TheMuppets as guest 'stars.' Sheamus, [[HeelFaceTurn now a face]], runs off {{Christian}}, who was bullying - you guessed it. Beaker. Then Sheamus and Beaker have a conversation, where Sheamus comments that he's "not gonna be able to make it to the family reunion this year."
8th Jan '15 5:19:49 PM IayssLenior
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--> '''Edge''': (to Seth Rollins) You couldn't be above me if you had a [[CallBack live sex celebration]] with the Big Goiter over here!

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--> '''Edge''': (to Seth Rollins) You couldn't be above me if you had a [[CallBack live sex celebration]] with the Big Goiter over here!here!
* During the first ''Smackdown'' of 2015, he and Wrestling/{{Christian}} were hosting the show that night. The last thing they did before they left? [[http://peepulation.tumblr.com/post/106986040088/10-10-christian4peeps-edgeratedr-host Vandalize the "Muscle and Fitness" cover featuring Triple H and Stephanie]].
7th Jan '15 7:02:10 AM Medictf2
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* His asides on the 15th anniversary special of Smackdown.
7th Jan '15 6:58:56 AM IayssLenior
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* "'''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, Wrestling/{{JEFF HARDY}}?! DIDN'T YOU DIE LIKE THREE YEARS AGO?!'''"

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* "'''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, Wrestling/{{JEFF HARDY}}?! DIDN'T YOU DIE LIKE THREE YEARS AGO?!'''"AGO?!'''"
* When he and Christian came back to guest host the last Raw of 2014, they had their talk shows near the end, with the guest being SethRollins. Rollins brought out BigShow, who had turned heel. After Rollins had ranted, saying that he was above Edge and Christian, Edge delivers the funniest line of the night:
--> '''Edge''': (to Seth Rollins) You couldn't be above me if you had a [[CallBack live sex celebration]] with the Big Goiter over here!
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