History Funny / Eddsworld

-->'''Edd''': Sir! Can I call you Hilary, sir? *CatSmile*

--->'''Edd''': Can we call you Lucy? *CatSmile*

--->'''Ell''': Can we call you Daisy? *CatSmile*

'''Edd:''' (''takes another bite of cereal with an adorable little CatSmile on his face'') NOM!

* One of the best ones was the "Personal Hells" section in ''Hello, Hellhole''. Edd got a broken Coca-Cola machine, Tom was stuck with a black man (Wait, I'm not racist) FROM OUTER SPACE!, Matt got stuck in a room full of Edd clones, and Tord got a karaoke machine that wouldn't stop playing Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows.

-->'''Edd:''' We need to find a way to break down this gate...I say we throw Tom at it.\\

** Christopher Bingham's audition is met with Matt pointing out that he's already the producer. Bingham responds with "''[[InsistentTerminology EVIL]]'' [[CallBack producer!]]", prompting a confused reaction from Matt.
** Shortly afterward, Bing tries auditioning as Tom by using Tom's old MadLibsCatchphrase. Matt comments that they [[RunningGagged don't do that anymore]], prompting Tom to look a little sad.

** Not Matt auditions for the role of Matt, at which point Matt Hargreaves enters, furious that Matt, Edd and Tom didn't know that Not Matt is just Matt Hargreaves in disguise. This impresses everyone so much that everyone in the recording booth begins applauding Matt's performance... [[MindScrew including Not Matt]].
** Ell, Tamara, and Matilda from "Mirror Mirror" ''somehow'' showing up at the end.

** Matt presents his previous movie making effort ''[[ScrewYourself Matt-on-Matt Action]]'' with the warning "Not suitable for anyone, ever!"

** When Tom starts using the camcorder to film a video, it starts off showing Matt outside some sort of building, where he then walks up to a vending machine. The vending machine stops working, so Matt then bangs on it and the vending machine falls over when he moved away, Matt then tries to walk away from the vending machine ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice before it somehow bends itself up and flops down on Matt]]''. '''No wonder why the Internet's CEO loved it!'''

'''Brock:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SOY. NUMERO. UNO]]''...! [-[[DontExplainTheJoke That's Spanish.]]-]

** Creator/BrockBaker comes in to once again audition for the role of Eduardo, who he voiced in the Legacy era... only for [[WebVideo/OneyPlays Chris O'Neill,]] the original voice actor for Eduardo (accompanied by lackluster fanfare), to barge in the recording booth and argue that ''he's'' Eduardo. A hilarious argument ensues.

** Creator/BrockBaker comes in to once again audition for the role of Eduardo who he voiced in the Legacy era... only for [[WebVideo/OneyPlays Chris O'Neill,]] the original voice actor for Eduardo (accompanied by lackluster fanfare), to walk in and argue he's Eduardo. A hilarious argument ensues.

'''Brock:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SOY. NUMERO. UNO]]''...! [-[[DontExplainTheJoke That's Spanish...]]-]

** After the group botches their air drop from a helicopter, Tord lands on one side of a plank resting centrally on a steel drum. Edd, Matt, and Tom land on the other side. Tord eyes them nervously, [[SeesawCatapult fearing he'll be see-sawed into the air]]. Instead, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the board snaps]], and he breathes a sigh of relief. [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope Only to look up and scream as a completely random hippo falls on him.]]]]

--->'''Tom, suddenly fully-bearded and upset''': I have a disorder!

** Or at the end of it when they [[spoiler: turn [=ASDF Land=] into a zombie theme park]].
--->[[spoiler:'''Child:''' [[CallBack Amazing!]]]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Man:''' Wow, that was a short apocalypse.]]

--->'''Ell (Rule 63 Edd)''': Was it doughnuts?\\

** Edd [[spoiler: drinking a 100-year-old bottle of cola his wild west ancestor drank from...and the scene cuts to him [[VomitIndiscretionShot puking in the toilet]].]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Tom:''' Why would you drink a hundred-year-old bottle of cola?!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Edd:''' I DON'T KNOW! (continues puking)]]
* From ''The End Part 1'', why Tom didn't know [[spoiler:Tord was coming back to stay]].

--->'''Matt''': Look, it's nothing personal. We just don't like you. Or your voice. Or your ugly, ugly face.\\
'''Hargreaves''': Well, that feels very personal.

--->'''Hargreaves''': You can't do this.\\
'''Matt''': ''(smugly)'' I think you'll find we can, and ''are''.\\
'''Hargreaves''': No, I mean you '''literally''' can't do this. ''(GilliganCut to Hargeaves in the recording booth)'' I'm providing your voice right now!\\
'''Matt''': Oh. Well, nevertheless, you're fired.\\
'''Jamie Spicer-Lewis''': This is weird. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm... I'm gonna go]].\\
'''Hargreaves''': You can't fire me, [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt I quit]]!\\

'''Matt''': [[SelfDeprecation Ha! Classic Matt...]] Okay. Moving on!

--->'''Chris''': I'm Numero Uno!\\
'''Brock''': No, I'M Numero Uno!\\
'''Chris''': No, ''I'M'' Numero Uno!\\
'''Brock''': No, '''I'M''' Numero Uno!\\
'''Chris''': NO, I'M UMERO BLUNO!\\
'''Brock''': ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SOY. NUMERO. UNO]]''...! [-[[DontExplainTheJoke That's Spanish...]]-]

--->'''Edd:''' No peeking! I promise it's a great surprise.
--->'''Tom:''' (gasps) You found my real parents!

* The official Eddsworld Twitter account has had a lot of pics celebrating weird or obscure holidays, but nothing could prepare them for the absolute ''madness'' that was the fan reaction to their art celebrating [[NakedPeopleAreFunny "Working Naked Day"]]. Let's just say Tom's ass became something of a meme afterward. [[https://eddsworld.co.uk/original/working-naked-day/ Yes, really.]]

* In ''Fan Service 2'', Matt makes the mistake of reading Eddsworld fanfiction. Given how...suggestive most real Eddasworld fanfics are, it goes as well as you'd expect.

** Also from Hammer and Fail, we have Matt and Tom [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/eddsworld/images/e/e9/AnimationHammer&FailPt1Builders.png ready to work.]] Quickly followed by "No, wait! What are you doing with that hammer?!" *crash*

--->'''Tom:''' Why did you sell the car for a wienermobile!?\\