History Funny / DwarfFortress

20th Apr '18 1:00:46 PM valar55
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* DF Talk #19: Rainseeker, Capntastic and Toady One discuss ways [[AntiGrinding to discourage nonsensical training methods]] like having the credit your adventurer gets for slaying a troll diminish, as villagers come to see him as the dumbass who throws rocks and wrestles badgers all day.

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* DF Talk #19: Rainseeker, Capntastic and Toady One discuss ways [[AntiGrinding to discourage nonsensical training methods]] like having the credit your adventurer gets for slaying a troll diminish, as villagers come to see him them as the dumbass who throws rocks and wrestles badgers all day.
20th Apr '18 12:59:11 PM valar55
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'''terkiey''': Anyone else notice this in the combat logs? The spear was the one severing limbs at the start. But the axe couldn't. How the hell do you stab a bronze collosus' arm off with a spear!?\\

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'''terkiey''': Anyone else notice this in the combat logs? The spear was the one severing limbs at the start. But the axe couldn't. How the hell do you stab a bronze collosus' colossus' arm off with a spear!?\\
20th Apr '18 12:58:19 PM valar55
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* Engravers, who tend to {{troll}} other dwarves (mostly the ones in a position of power) by covering every fifth tile they engrave with an image of the current position of power, surrounded by their most hated vermin (worms, bats, toads, insects, etc) and ''cowering''. Not only are they engraving the fort with political satire, but the mental image is hilarious.

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* Engravers, who tend to {{troll}} other dwarves (mostly the ones in a position of power) by covering every fifth tile they engrave with an image of the current relevant position of power, holder surrounded by their most hated vermin (worms, bats, toads, insects, etc) etc), and ''cowering''. Not only are they engraving the fort with political satire, but the mental image is hilarious.
17th Mar '18 1:30:04 PM Lopiny
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* Joel from Vinesauce creating a fortress in an evil biome that rains disease causing goo. Which disease does this one cause might one ask? Why boils and open sores all over the skin. Attempting to get his dwarves out of the horrible weather he carved a small underground fortress only for his stream chat to point out that the entire area was made out of rock salt. His dwarves were literally rubbing salt in the open wounds constantly.
1st Mar '18 11:39:27 AM valar55
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* DF Talk #19: Rainseeker, Capntastic and Toady One discuss ways [[AntiGrinding to discourage nonsensical training methods]] like having the credit your adventurer gets for slaying a troll diminish as villagers come to see him as the dumbass who throws rocks and wrestlers badgers all day.

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* DF Talk #19: Rainseeker, Capntastic and Toady One discuss ways [[AntiGrinding to discourage nonsensical training methods]] like having the credit your adventurer gets for slaying a troll diminish diminish, as villagers come to see him as the dumbass who throws rocks and wrestlers wrestles badgers all day.
9th Feb '18 7:05:46 AM Lopiny
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* The [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=167813.0 Modded Hell]] community game. As its name implies, its a massive collection of different mods, with completely different themes and sources - [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], [[VideoGame/DarkestDungeon Darkest Dungeon]] - amongst stuff that isn't sourced from anything. [[ForegoneConclusion It goes about as well as you'd expect]].

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* The [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=167813.0 Modded Hell]] community game. As its name implies, its a massive collection of different mods, with completely different themes and sources - [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], [[VideoGame/DarkestDungeon Darkest Dungeon]] - amongst stuff that isn't sourced from anything.anything, all edited to work together and occasionally to be even less sane than it was before. [[ForegoneConclusion It goes about as well as you'd expect]].
17th Dec '17 7:36:07 AM Malady
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* The [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=167813.0 Modded Hell]] community game. As its name implies, its a massive collection of different mods, with completely different themes and sources - [[SuperMarioBros Mario]], [[TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], [[DarkestDungeon Darkest Dungeon]] - amongst stuff that isn't sourced from anything. [[ForegoneConclusion It goes about as well as you'd expect]].

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* The [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=167813.0 Modded Hell]] community game. As its name implies, its a massive collection of different mods, with completely different themes and sources - [[SuperMarioBros [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], [[TheLegendOfZelda [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], [[DarkestDungeon [[VideoGame/DarkestDungeon Darkest Dungeon]] - amongst stuff that isn't sourced from anything. [[ForegoneConclusion It goes about as well as you'd expect]].
17th Dec '17 4:52:32 AM JoeViolin7
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* The [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=167813.0 Modded Hell]] community game. As its name implies, its a massive collection of different mods, with completely different themes and sources - [[SuperMarioBros Mario]], [[TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], [[DarkestDungeon Darkest Dungeon]] - amongst stuff that isn't sourced from anything. [[ForegoneConclusion It goes about as well as you'd expect]].
-->''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext A simple bar fight could easily turn into a fruit salad in seconds]] - the very first quote on the thread''.
16th Dec '17 3:57:56 PM Cupcakes
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* Joel from Vinesauce creating a fortress in an evil biome that rains disease causing goo. Which disease does this one cause might one ask? Why boils and open sores all over the skin. Attempting to get his dwarves out of the horrible weather he carved a small underground fortress only for his stream chat to point out that the entire area was made out of rock salt. His dwarves were literally rubbing salt in the open wounds constantly.
12th Dec '17 8:02:45 AM JoeViolin7
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*In 44, due to a bug, it is possible for [[https://i.imgur.com/ACcKtw3.png animals]] to give away the location of artifacts in your fortress to visitors or potential spies.
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