History Funny / DuckDodgersInTheTwentyFourthAndAHalfCentury

3rd Jun '15 6:11:53 AM Trogdor7620
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* "'''''[[ComicalOverreacting THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!]]'''''"
27th Jan '15 7:35:29 PM spirasen
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-->'''Duck Dodgers:''' And now then, eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. (''illustrating every detail on a clear plastic star chart of space'') Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigo-compass to here, here, and then to here and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination[[note]]Note that their destination is about half an inch from the 33,600 turbo-miles in the first step on the chart[[/note]]. Now do you know how to reach Planet X?\\

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-->'''Duck Dodgers:''' And now then, eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. (''illustrating every detail on a clear plastic star chart of space'') Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigo-compass to here, here, and then to here and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination[[note]]Note destination [[note]]Note that their destination is about half an inch from the 33,600 turbo-miles in the first step on the chart[[/note]]. Now do you know how to reach Planet X?\\



'''Duck Dodgers:''' (''laughing'') That's ridiculous! (''more laughing'') Wait... I've got it! I'll bet that if we just follow those planets, we'll find Planet X! [[GladIThoughtOfIt Gads... how do I do it]]?\\

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'''Duck Dodgers:''' (''laughing'') That's ridiculous! (''more laughing'') Wait... I've got it! I'll bet that if we just follow those planets, we'll find Planet X! [[GladIThoughtOfIt Gads... how How do I do it]]?\\



* Duck Dodgers vs. the Disintegrating Pistol... [[spoiler:both Marvin's and his own]]:

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* Duck Dodgers vs. the Disintegrating Pistol... [[spoiler:both [[spoiler:Both Marvin's and his own]]:



'''Duck Dodgers:''' Huh. What do you know... it disintegrated...

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'''Duck Dodgers:''' Huh. Huh? What do you know... it It disintegrated...
23rd May '14 8:08:09 PM AdelePotter
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* Hard to put into words, but the bit where Duck Dodgers and Marven send "ultimatum dispatchers" to one another is pure gold.
-->''(Dodgers shoots a bullet at Marvin. It stops mere inches in front of his face, and opens up to reveal a message.)''
-->'''Message:''' [[AC: Surrender, or be blown into 17,670,002 micro-cells.]]
-->''(Marvin then shoots a bullet back. Like the previous bullet, it stops inches from Dodgers's face and opens up.)''
-->''(It then shoots Dodgers in the face.)''
-->''(Dodgers sends one more bullet back, revealing another message.)''
-->'''Message:''' [[AC: OUCH!]]
12th Feb '14 12:38:23 PM RepellentJeff
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* "Whoops! Heh, had the silly thing in reverse!"
2nd Nov '13 5:38:43 PM StFan
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-->'''Duck Dodgers''': And now then, eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. ''(illustrating every detail on a clear plastic star chart of space)'' Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigo-compass to here, here, and then to here and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination[[note]]Note that their destination is about half an inch from the 33,600 turbo-miles in the first step on the chart[[/note]]. Now do you know how to reach Planet X?\\
'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': Y-y-ye--oh sure.\\
'''Duck Dodgers''': ''(gawking at first the Cadet, then at the chart's ridiculously complex path)'' Well, I wish you'd explain it to me some time, buster!\\
'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': Oh, it's v-very simple...''(cuts to a look outside the ship, with various planets lettered "A", "B", "C", etc.)'' If we follow th-those planets, we can't miss Planet X!\\
'''Duck Dodgers''': ''(laughing)'' That's ridiculous! ''(more laughing)'' Wait...I've got it! I'll bet that if we just follow those planets, we'll find Planet X! [[GladIThoughtOfIt Gads...how do I do it]]?\\
'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': [[SarcasmMode I d-d-d-don't know]].
* Daffy vs. the Disintegrating Pistol...[[spoiler:both Marvin's and his own]]:
-->'''Daffy''': ''([[AttackHello appearing out of nowhere and pointing a gun at Marvin the Martian]])'' HA-''HA!'' Got the drop on you with MY [[ExactWords Disintegrating Pistol]]! And brother, when it disintegrates, it ''disintegrates!!''\\
''(Daffy pulls the trigger of his pistol...and it promptly turns to dust in his hand.)''\\
'''Daffy''': Huh. What do you know...it disintegrated...
** Not to mention the scene beforehand, where Marvin had pulled a Disintegrating Pistol on Daffy, who dared him to fire since Daffy was secretly wearing a disintegration-proof vest. Well... at least [[ExactWords the]] ''[[ExactWords vest]]'' [[ExactWords didn't disintegrate...]]

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-->'''Duck Dodgers''': Dodgers:''' And now then, eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. ''(illustrating (''illustrating every detail on a clear plastic star chart of space)'' space'') Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigo-compass to here, here, and then to here and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination[[note]]Note that their destination is about half an inch from the 33,600 turbo-miles in the first step on the chart[[/note]]. Now do you know how to reach Planet X?\\
'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': Cadet:''' Y-y-ye--oh sure.\\
'''Duck Dodgers''': ''(gawking Dodgers:''' (''gawking at first the Cadet, then at the chart's ridiculously complex path)'' path'') Well, I wish you'd explain it to me some time, buster!\\
'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': Cadet:''' Oh, it's v-very simple...''(cuts simple... (''cuts to a look outside the ship, with various planets lettered "A", "B", "C", etc.)'' '') If we follow th-those planets, we can't miss Planet X!\\
'''Duck Dodgers''': ''(laughing)'' Dodgers:''' (''laughing'') That's ridiculous! ''(more laughing)'' Wait...(''more laughing'') Wait... I've got it! I'll bet that if we just follow those planets, we'll find Planet X! [[GladIThoughtOfIt Gads...Gads... how do I do it]]?\\
'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': Cadet:''' [[SarcasmMode I d-d-d-don't know]].
* Daffy Duck Dodgers vs. the Disintegrating Pistol... [[spoiler:both Marvin's and his own]]:
-->'''Daffy''': ''([[AttackHello -->'''Duck Dodgers:''' (''[[AttackHello appearing out of nowhere and pointing a gun at Marvin the Martian]])'' Martian]]'') HA-''HA!'' Got the drop on you with MY [[ExactWords Disintegrating Pistol]]! And brother, when it disintegrates, it ''disintegrates!!''\\
''(Daffy (''Dodgers pulls the trigger of his pistol...pistol... and it promptly turns to dust in his hand.)''\\
'''Daffy''':
hand'')\\
'''Duck Dodgers:'''
Huh. What do you know... it disintegrated...
** * Not to mention the scene beforehand, where Marvin had pulled a Disintegrating Pistol on Daffy, Dodgers, who dared him to fire since Daffy Dodgers was secretly wearing a disintegration-proof vest. Well... at least [[ExactWords the]] ''[[ExactWords vest]]'' [[ExactWords didn't disintegrate...]]



-->'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': ''(handing him a lit stick of dynamite)'' Ha-Happy B-Bir-Birthday you th-thing from another world, you! ''(disappears back into the ship)''\\
'''Marvin the Martian''': ''(dropping his pistol)'' Oooo! Thank you!\\
'''''[[StuffBlowingUp (KABOOM!)]]'''''

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-->'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': ''(handing Cadet:''' (''handing him a lit stick of dynamite)'' dynamite'') Ha-Happy B-Bir-Birthday you th-thing from another world, you! ''(disappears (''disappears back into the ship)''\\
ship'')\\
'''Marvin the Martian''': ''(dropping Martian:''' (''dropping his pistol)'' pistol'') Oooo! Thank you!\\
'''''[[StuffBlowingUp (KABOOM!)]]'''''('''''[[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM!]]''''')



--->'''Duck Dodgers:''' As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us. So... ''(shoves Marvin off the small remains of Planet X)'' off you go!

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--->'''Duck -->'''Duck Dodgers:''' As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us. So... ''(shoves (''shoves Marvin off the small remains of Planet X)'' X'') off you go!go!

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6th Aug '13 9:49:57 AM Viira
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-->'''Duck Dodgers''': And now then, eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. ''(illustrating every detail on a clear plastic star chart of space)'' Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigo-compass to here, here, and then to here and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination[[hottip:*:Note that their destination is about half an inch from the 33,600 turbo-miles in the first step on the chart]]. Now do you know how to reach Planet X?\\

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-->'''Duck Dodgers''': And now then, eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. ''(illustrating every detail on a clear plastic star chart of space)'' Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigo-compass to here, here, and then to here and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination[[hottip:*:Note destination[[note]]Note that their destination is about half an inch from the 33,600 turbo-miles in the first step on the chart]].chart[[/note]]. Now do you know how to reach Planet X?\\
7th Dec '12 3:02:27 AM TitoMosquito
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--->'''Duck Dodgers:''' As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us. So... ''(shoves Marvin off the small boulder that remains of Planet X)'' off you go!

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--->'''Duck Dodgers:''' As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us. So... ''(shoves Marvin off the small boulder that remains of Planet X)'' off you go!
5th Dec '12 12:47:00 AM TitoMosquito
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*
--->'''Daffy:''' As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us, so... ''(shoves Marvin off the remains of Planet X)'' off you go!

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*
--->'''Daffy:'''
* How Duck Dodgers wins in the end:
--->'''Duck Dodgers:'''
As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us, so... us. So... ''(shoves Marvin off the small boulder that remains of Planet X)'' off you go!
21st Feb '12 8:31:50 PM TitoMosquito
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'''''[[StuffBlowingUp (KABOOM!)]]'''''

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'''''[[StuffBlowingUp (KABOOM!)]]'''''(KABOOM!)]]'''''
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--->'''Daffy:''' As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us, so... ''(shoves Marvin off the remains of Planet X)'' off you go!
8th Feb '12 10:57:45 PM AriRockefeller
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-->'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': ''(handing him a lit stick of dynamite)'' Ha-Happy B-Bir-Birthday You Th-Thing from Another World You.\\

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-->'''Eager Young Space Cadet''': ''(handing him a lit stick of dynamite)'' Ha-Happy B-Bir-Birthday You Th-Thing you th-thing from Another World You.\\another world, you! ''(disappears back into the ship)''\\
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