History Funny / DragonAgeII

7th Mar '18 9:09:58 PM LadyNorbert
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*** This is especially hilarious if one takes into account the party banter between Sten and Leliana in ''Origins'', in which the latter calls out Sten for actually being a 'big softie' when she watches him playing with kittens and picking flowers. This gets even better when considering that [[spoiler: according to ''Dragon Age: Until we sleep'' Sten becomes the new kitten-loving Arishok.]]

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*** This is especially hilarious if one takes into account the party banter between Sten and Leliana in ''Origins'', in which the latter calls out Sten for actually being a 'big softie' when she watches him playing with kittens and picking flowers. This gets even better when considering that that, [[spoiler: according to the ''Dragon Age: Until we sleep'' Age'' comic ''Until We Sleep,'' Sten becomes the new kitten-loving Arishok.]]



-->'''Isabela:''' I hear he still wears the shackles of his old life...''under his clothes''. You know what they say about a man like that, don't you? ... ''He can't find a saw''! (''cackles'') I had you there. You thought I was going to say something dirty! (''she continues laughing while Hawke [[FacePalm facepalms]]'')

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-->'''Isabela:''' I hear he still wears the shackles of his old life...''under his clothes''. You know what they say about a man like that, don't you? ... ''He can't find a saw''! (''cackles'') I had you there. You thought I was going to say something dirty! (''she continues laughing while Hawke [[FacePalm facepalms]]''){{facepalm}}s'')



* Looking out one of the windows in the Hawke Estate will lead Hawke to comment, "Maker's breath! [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn Put some clothes on, man!"]]

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* Looking out one of the windows in the Hawke Estate will may lead Hawke to comment, "Maker's breath! [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn Put some clothes on, man!"]]



-->'''Hawke:''' "A Hundred and One Uses for A Phallic Tuber." Thanks, Isabela, that's a hundred too many.

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-->'''Hawke:''' "A ''A Hundred and One Uses for A For a Phallic Tuber." '' Thanks, Isabela, that's a hundred too many.



-->'''Xenon:''' Do not...maaannnnhandle the urchin, he's not for sale. FIND YOUR OWN!

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-->'''Xenon:''' Do not... maaannnnhandle the urchin, he's not for sale. FIND YOUR OWN!



* Given his generally asocial demeanor until around Act 3 (around certain characters, at least), Fenris' sudden bouts of awkwardness can even seem cute as well as funny, like when you first flirt with him after having cleared out his now-home; he gives a very nervous, surprised laugh, like he has absolutely no idea what to do, being unused to sudden flirty dialogue being thrown at him by handsome men/attractive women. (Though when it happens with Isabela his tone is often dry as well as taken aback--at first--or sarcastic.)

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* Given his generally asocial demeanor until around Act 3 (around certain characters, at least), Fenris' Fenris's sudden bouts of awkwardness can even seem cute as well as funny, like when you first flirt with him after having cleared out his now-home; he gives a very nervous, surprised laugh, like he has absolutely no idea what to do, being unused to sudden flirty dialogue being thrown at him by handsome men/attractive women. (Though when it happens with Isabela his tone is often dry as well as taken aback--at first--or sarcastic.)



* When looking for the nobleman's wife, Ninette, talk to Jethann at the Blooming Rose with Fenris in your party. After he hits on you [[BiTheWay (regardless of gender)]] you can see Fenris pulling a small FacePalm in the background.

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* When looking for the nobleman's wife, Ninette, talk to Jethann at the Blooming Rose with Fenris in your party. After he hits on you [[BiTheWay (regardless of gender)]] gender)]], you can see Fenris pulling a small FacePalm in the background.



* In the beginning of the Enemies Among Us quest, Snarky!Hawke asks this of Macha, which is all in the delivery:
-->'''Hawke:''' So you think the templars... what? Killed and ate your brother?
** Really the entire conversation between a Snarky!Hawke and Macha comes across like [[TheGadfly Hawke is trying to make the poor and distraught woman as uncomfortable as possible]].

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* In the beginning of the Enemies "Enemies Among Us Us" quest, Snarky!Hawke asks this of Macha, which is all in the delivery:
-->'''Hawke:''' So you think the templars...Templars... what? Killed and ate your brother?
** Really Really, the entire conversation between a Snarky!Hawke and Macha comes across like [[TheGadfly Hawke is trying to make the poor and distraught woman as uncomfortable as possible]].



* During the mission to escort a Saarebas, when confronted by Arvaraad, if Hawke is a Rogue/Warrior and the party contains Anders, Merrill and Bethany, choosing the option to support the mages, you're treated to all three of them commenting on their magical abilities. Cue one ''massive'' OhCrap from Arvaraad, who suddenly realizes just how many Mages he's actually dealing with.
* Anders' response to Bartrand's question about where Hawke got the map to the Deep Roads.

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* During the mission to escort a Saarebas, when confronted by Arvaraad, if Hawke is a Rogue/Warrior and the party contains Anders, Merrill and Bethany, choosing the option to support the mages, you're treated to all three of them commenting on their magical abilities. Cue one ''massive'' OhCrap from Arvaraad, who suddenly realizes just how many Mages mages he's actually dealing with.
* Anders' Anders's response to Bartrand's question about where Hawke got the map to the Deep Roads.



** Not really NoodleImplements - such a tactic has all the hallmarks of a dowry. Which makes it a hilarious GeniusBonus because she's accidentally emasculating him by treating him as women were treated in Medieval times - as property and a burden.

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** Not really NoodleImplements - such a tactic has all the hallmarks of a dowry. Which This makes it a hilarious GeniusBonus because she's accidentally emasculating ''emasculating'' him by treating him as women were treated in Medieval times - as property and a burden.



--->'''Varric:''' I think my jaw just landed in the Deep Roads somewhere.

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--->'''Varric:''' I think my jaw just landed somewhere in the Deep Roads somewhere.Roads.



* When you visit Fenris, Isabela is talking to him about how the seneschal's tax collectors wouldn't be bothering him again, and how there's a [[NoodleIncident "funny story" about it, but Fenris declines the explanation]]. Later on, when you visit Anders, Isabela gets medical help from the mage-doctor about feeling uncomfortable down there. A similar conversation could also be seen, except with the seneschal instead of Isabela; Anders politely advises him to watch the company he keeps amongst the port women as pirates tend to "dock in unusual places"; if Isabela is present, she'll protest, "I heard that!". Suddenly, why Fenris doesn't have to pay taxes becomes clear.
* The side quest "Sketchy on the Details" where we see Leliana's old partner-in-crime Sketch running from a group of pissed off Denerim vigilantes... and a group of Rivani pirates... and a gang of Dwarven Carta thugs...and some Antivan Crows... and a [[SerialEscalation Qunari Death Squad.]] Honestly, HOW much trouble did he get into with our favorite Bard and HOW is he still alive?

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* When you visit Fenris, Isabela is talking to him about how the seneschal's tax collectors wouldn't be bothering him again, and how there's a [[NoodleIncident "funny story" about it, but Fenris declines the explanation]]. Later on, Later, when you visit Anders, Isabela gets medical help from the mage-doctor about feeling uncomfortable down there. A similar conversation could also be seen, except with the seneschal instead of Isabela; Anders politely advises him to watch the company he keeps amongst the port women as pirates tend to "dock in unusual places"; if Isabela is present, she'll protest, "I heard that!". that!" Suddenly, why Fenris doesn't have to pay taxes becomes clear.
* The side quest "Sketchy on the Details" where we see Leliana's old partner-in-crime Sketch running from a group of pissed off Denerim vigilantes... and a group of Rivani Rivaini pirates... and a gang of Dwarven Carta thugs...and some Antivan Crows... and a [[SerialEscalation Qunari Death Squad.]] Honestly, HOW much trouble did he get into with our favorite Bard and HOW is he still alive?



* Hawke and Sebastian running into one of the Harrimans during Sebastian's second personal quest. Two words: [[spoiler:"FELICITATE ME"]]. Made even funnier when Isabela is brought along; she not only exclaims that she needs to use that phrase more often, she also mentions that she wants it [[FunTShirt embroidered on her tunic]].

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* Hawke and Sebastian running into one of the Harrimans during Sebastian's second personal quest. Two words: [[spoiler:"FELICITATE ME"]]. ME!"]] Made even funnier when Isabela is brought along; she not only exclaims that she needs to use that phrase more often, she also mentions that she wants it [[FunTShirt embroidered on her tunic]].



* On Anders' second personal quest, you ambush a Templar who asks who the hell you are. Varric responds "It's the Divine, come all the way from Orlais to tell you personally what a [[PrecisionFStrike jackass]] you are."

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* On Anders' Anders's second personal quest, you ambush a Templar who asks who the hell you are. Varric responds "It's the Divine, come all the way from Orlais to tell you personally what a [[PrecisionFStrike jackass]] you are."



--->'''Hawke:''' Whoever you are, come out. You don't need to hide. Unless you're dragon, then you can keep on hiding.

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--->'''Hawke:''' Whoever you are, come out. You don't need to hide. Unless you're a dragon, then you can keep on hiding.



** If Fenris is present, he may wonder if Zevran is really known for being an ''assassin''. The deadpan, Fenris-y tone of voice sells it.



*** I now have the most amusing image of Awakening!Anders swinging from a chandelier back at the keep in Dragon Age Awakening.



-->'''Fenris:''' No! I - (''pauses'') Well, alright. Yes. Fair enough.

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-->'''Fenris:''' No! I - (''pauses'') Well, alright.all right. Yes. Fair enough.



*** Then when the comte points out that she couldn't recognize a pregnancy the night after the deed, she responds;
---> And you're a midwife are you? I've been stuck by two dozen men and I've never felt like this!

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*** Then when the comte points out that she couldn't recognize a pregnancy the night after the deed, she responds;
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---> And you're a midwife midwife, are you? I've been stuck by two dozen men and I've never felt like this!



** Dealing with Emile can also be pretty funny, especially if A). Hawke is a female mage and B). you brought Varric along with you:

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** Dealing with Emile can also be pretty funny, especially if A). A) Hawke is a female mage and B). B) you brought Varric along with you:



* When starting the 'Justice' quest, selecting 'Is that all?' results in quite the interesting insight into Anders' mind.

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* When starting the 'Justice' "Justice" quest, selecting 'Is that all?' results in quite the interesting insight into Anders' Anders's mind.



** During Mark of the Assassin, you get this:
--->'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff?

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** During Mark ''Mark of the Assassin, Assassin'', you get this:
--->'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. dragon hunters. Well, maybe inherited 'inherited' is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff?



-->'''Merrill:''' That's...ew.

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-->'''Merrill:''' That's... ew.



--> '''Bethany:''' "Andraste knelt before no man but her Maker. But she hadn't counted on the Archon Hessarian. Can Hessarian penetrate the tight-knit defenses of the warrior-prophetess? Will she be prepared to face the full blast of his...power"...''wait a minute''...Isabela, this is a vulgar thing!

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--> '''Bethany:''' "Andraste knelt before no man but her Maker. But she hadn't counted on the Archon Hessarian. Can Hessarian penetrate the tight-knit defenses of the warrior-prophetess? Will she be prepared to face the full blast of his...power"...''wait a minute''... Isabela, this is a vulgar thing!



-->'''Anders:''' That's...that's great. Thanks, Merrill.

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-->'''Anders:''' That's... that's great. Thanks, Merrill.



-->'''Fenris:''' I picture a red headed brood, each able to lift a cow.

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-->'''Fenris:''' I picture a red headed redheaded brood, each able to lift a cow.



-->'''Isabela:''' You've certainly...filled out, Carver. Shame, really. I hear joining the Wardens separates the men from their "boys".

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-->'''Isabela:''' You've certainly... filled out, Carver. Shame, really. I hear joining the Wardens separates the men from their "boys".



* Speaking of Legacy banter; this Carver/Sebastian banter (providing you're romancing Seb and are playing snarky!Hawke) is hilarious.

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* Speaking of Legacy banter; this Carver/Sebastian banter (providing you're romancing ''Legacy'' banter, Carver and Sebastian have a hilarious exchange. It's only seen if snarky!Hawke has friend-romanced Seb and are playing snarky!Hawke) is hilarious.agreed to become a Chantry sister and enter a chaste marriage with him.



** There's also Seneschal Bann, whose ... companion... is a flirtatious, ''very'' deep-voiced elven "lass". Tallis even mutters, "''Awk''ward!"
*** That dialogue is actually bugged. It's supposed to play out if Hawke's visited the Blooming Rose before, with the extra dialogue of Serendipity greeting Hawke as [[EmbarrassingNickname honey badger]] and saying that Hawke is so popular at the Blooming Rose. Perfect! Isabela would be ''proud''.

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** There's also Seneschal Bann, whose ...whose... companion... is a flirtatious, ''very'' deep-voiced elven "lass". Tallis even mutters, "''Awk''ward!"
*** That dialogue is actually bugged. It's supposed to play out if Hawke's visited the Blooming Rose before, with the extra dialogue of Serendipity greeting Hawke as [[EmbarrassingNickname honey badger]] "honey badger"]] and saying that Hawke is so popular at the Blooming Rose. Perfect! Isabela would be ''proud''.



-->'''Varric''' I don't know why Hawke did help Tallis. I suppose the elf ''did'' have her nose...
* Once you know what's going on and that the Duke is fluent in Qunlat, the beginning of the party is hilarious. Tallis walks up to the Duke in armor that clearly features the Qunari sigil and politely introduces herself as "Assassin". No wonder he had a trap prepared later; it's astonishing he kept a straight face.

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-->'''Varric''' I don't know why Hawke did help helped Tallis. I suppose the elf ''did'' have her nose...
* Once you know what's going on and that the Duke is fluent in Qunlat, the beginning of the party is hilarious. Tallis walks up to the Duke in armor that clearly features the Qunari sigil and politely introduces herself as "Assassin". "Assassin." No wonder he had a trap prepared later; it's astonishing he kept a straight face.
3rd Jan '18 3:59:40 AM yin_13147
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** It's even better if you bring Aveline along. The man is a corrupt guard who just admitted to deserting his post and allowing the Qunari emissaries to be kidnapped...[[WhatAnIdiot right in front of the guard captain.]] Aveline grabs him and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome intimidates him into telling her who bribed him without a fight.]] Then she lets him go and tells him "Deserting your post gets you ten days on the wall. I'll expect you at dawn." The creep actually lets out a scared little whimper before scampering off.

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** It's even better if you bring Aveline along. The man is a corrupt guard who just admitted to deserting his post and allowing the Qunari emissaries to be kidnapped... [[WhatAnIdiot right in front of the guard captain.]] Aveline grabs him and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome intimidates him into telling her who bribed him without a fight.]] Then she lets him go and tells him "Deserting your post gets you ten days on the wall. I'll expect you at dawn." The creep actually lets out a scared little whimper before scampering off.



-->'''Isabela:''' Now, this needs to be convincing. And you'll need to get creative--call me names, even hit me.\\

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-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' Now, this needs to be convincing. And you'll need to get creative--call me names, even hit me.\\
10th Dec '17 10:27:26 PM LadyNorbert
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*** Between then and Inquisition Varric expands it into a serial, and claims it was the simgle worst thing he ever had published. Cassandra's a fan though
1st Nov '17 12:53:13 AM yin_13147
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* There's a guy at the Hanged Man who tries hitting on women. A female Hawke and romanced Merrill will have him hit on her, resulting in this gem of TooMuchInformation.
-->'''Merrill:''' That'll never work. Your tongue is not nearly raspy enough. At best you'll just drool a lot.

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* There's a guy at the Hanged Man who tries hitting on women. A female Hawke and romanced Merrill will have him hit on her, resulting in this gem of TooMuchInformation.
-->'''Merrill:''' That'll never work. Your tongue is not nearly raspy enough. At best you'll just drool a lot.


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** Having a female Hawke and romanced Merrill along will have Emile hit on Hawke, resulting in this gem of TooMuchInformation.
--->'''Merrill:''' That'll never work. Your tongue is not nearly raspy enough. At best you'll just drool a lot.
10th Sep '17 4:12:02 PM LadyNorbert
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* Some of Aggressive!Hawke's comments are just so unbelievably anti-social, it's hilarious. For example, this little gem after Anders' first quest and his explanation about Justice:

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* Some of Aggressive!Hawke's comments are just so unbelievably anti-social, it's hilarious. For example, this little gem after Anders' Anders's first quest and his explanation about Justice:



** In the same quest where the above dialogue is uttered, You can have [[TheCharmer Varric]] disarm the confrontation with Feynriel's kidnappers [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Ov5D5d40w in the most outlandish way possible]].

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** In the same quest where the above dialogue is uttered, You you can have [[TheCharmer Varric]] disarm the confrontation with Feynriel's kidnappers [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Ov5D5d40w in the most outlandish way possible]].



-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between courtesan and a whore is... well, the shoes are nicer.\\

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-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between a courtesan and a whore is... well, the shoes are nicer.\\



* The entire scene with Jethann is comedy gold. From the way he says "why work if you're not working HARD?" along with the several unique animations the developers made him perform when speaking in innuendos. It's something that really just has to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6IomRGNfc seen to be fully appreciated.]]

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* ** The entire scene with Jethann is comedy gold. From gold, both for the way he says "why "Why work if you're not working HARD?" along with the several unique animations the developers made him perform when speaking in innuendos. It's something that really just has to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6IomRGNfc seen to be fully appreciated.]]



* Carver's reaction if Hawke hits on Jethann is priceless, both if Hawke accepts or if he decides to hold off.
** Bethany's is good too, even if you turn Jethann down, she says: "It's too late now! The [[BrainBleach images are in my head]] and they are ''never, ever'' going away!"

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* *** Carver's reaction if Hawke hits on Jethann is priceless, both if Hawke accepts or if he decides to hold off.
** *** Bethany's is good too, even too; if you consider accepting but then turn Jethann him down, she says: "It's too late now! The [[BrainBleach images are in my head]] and they are ''never, ever'' going away!"
10th Sep '17 2:18:46 PM LadyNorbert
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* If you ask the bartender in Hanged Man about news, he may mention that the pigeon population in Ferelden has been declining sharply and wonder what kind of sick creature would kill harmless birds. The longer it takes you realize that this is an instance of the RunningGag about [[spoiler:Shale's hatred of birds in general]], the funnier it gets.

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* If you ask the bartender in Hanged Man about news, he may mention that the pigeon population in Ferelden has been declining sharply and wonder what kind of sick creature would kill harmless birds. The longer it takes you to realize that this is an instance of the RunningGag about [[spoiler:Shale's hatred of birds in general]], the funnier it gets.



** For one of these, the completed quest in the journal reads "Bonwald has his shopping list. Tremble, oh Thedas."

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** For one of these, the completed quest in the journal reads reads, "Bonwald has his shopping list. Tremble, oh Thedas."



** The following has to be the most hilarious sentence ever uttered by mankind;

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** The following has to be the most hilarious sentence ever uttered by mankind;mankind:



** [[spoiler:Flemeth]] in general, actually. During her introduction, when Aveline tells you that she is [[spoiler:the Witch of the Wilds]], she responds "Some call me that. Also [[spoiler:Flemeth]], Ashe'bellenar, an old hag who talks too much."

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** [[spoiler:Flemeth]] in general, actually. During her introduction, when Aveline tells you that she is [[spoiler:the Witch of the Wilds]], she responds responds, "Some call me that. Also [[spoiler:Flemeth]], Ashe'bellenar, an [[spoiler:Flemeth]]. Ashe'bellenar. An old hag who talks too much."" (It's not too hard to guess who calls her that last one.)
26th Aug '17 3:35:45 AM tsstevens
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* There's a guy at the Hanged Man who tries hitting on women. A female Hawke and romanced Merrill will have him hit on her, resulting in this gem of TooMuchInformation.
-->'''Merrill:''' That'll never work. Your tongue is not nearly raspy enough. At best you'll just drool a lot.
20th Aug '17 10:43:29 AM MinisterOfSinister
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* This bit, if you romance Anders as [[FanNickname Lady Hawke]]:
-->'''Gamlen:''' I hear you moved that apostate boy into your house. You ''really'' are your mother's daughter.

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* This bit, if you romance Anders as [[FanNickname Lady Hawke]]:
Female Hawke:
-->'''Gamlen:''' I hear you moved that apostate boy into your house. [[LikeFatherLikeSon You ''really'' really are your mother's daughter.]]



-->'''Varric:''' Isabela...''are you talking to Bianca''?

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-->'''Varric:''' Isabela... ''are you talking to Bianca''?Bianca?''



--> '''Varric:''' Rivaini. Stop looking at my chest. MyEyesAreUpHere.

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--> '''Varric:''' Rivaini. Stop Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. MyEyesAreUpHere.



-->'''Isabela:''' Mmm...I like you all grown up.

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-->'''Isabela:''' Mmm... I like you all grown up.



-->'''Carver:''' With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.

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-->'''Carver:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.]]



-->'''Merrill:''' Yes! And make him extra fluffy!* The "humor" response to Bethany being a bit upset [[spoiler:about being a Grey Warden,]] talking about how she endures because she can. Hawke does a rather silly dance, and Bethany smiles, and she fondly remembers how Carver would dance that jig to make her happy whenever her knees got skinned, a pet died, or a toy was broken. Very touching moment.

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-->'''Merrill:''' Yes! And make him extra fluffy!* fluffy!
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The "humor" response to Bethany being a bit upset [[spoiler:about being a Grey Warden,]] talking about how she endures because she can. Hawke does a rather silly dance, and Bethany smiles, and she fondly remembers how Carver would dance that jig to make her happy whenever her knees got skinned, a pet died, or a toy was broken. Very touching moment.



'''Hawke:''' ''(chuckles)'' \\

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'''Hawke:''' ''(chuckles)'' \\



---> '''Aggressive!Hawke:''' [[TranquilFury Back. Off.]]

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---> '''Aggressive!Hawke:''' [[TranquilFury [[ClingyJealousGirl Back. Off.]]



* Snarky!Hawke explaining the situation to [[BigBad Corypheus]] as though he were a child;

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* Snarky!Hawke explaining the situation to [[BigBad Corypheus]] as though he were a child;child.



* Varric finally gives Hawke a nickname. [[AntiHero Aggressive!Hawke]] is Killer, [[DeadpanSnarker Snarky!Hawke]] is Chuckles and [[TheHero Diplomatic!Hawke]] is...[[StealthInsult Waffles]].

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* Varric finally gives Hawke a nickname. [[AntiHero Aggressive!Hawke]] is Killer, [[DeadpanSnarker Snarky!Hawke]] is Chuckles and [[TheHero Diplomatic!Hawke]] is... [[StealthInsult Waffles]].



--> '''Isabela:''' I know! Burglary and espionage! I'm so proud of him right now, I could burst!
--> '''Varric:''' Soon, he'll be sharking card games and swindling merchants all on his own! Brings a tear to my eye!

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--> '''Isabela:''' I know! Burglary and espionage! I'm so proud of him right now, I could burst!
burst!/Burglary and espionage! We should've hired a painter to get her portrait so we can remember this day forever!
--> '''Varric:''' Soon, he'll be sharking card games and swindling merchants all on his own! Brings a tear to my eye!eye!/Next thing you know, she'll be conning guards and cutting purses without us. Where does the time go?



** The alternative responses for the other two Hawkes are a hoot as well.
-->'''Diplomatic!Hawke:''' Don't get carried away.\\
'''Isabela:''' Carried away? Us? Perish the thought!\\
'''Varric:''' [[BlatantLies We are the very souls of moderation]], Hawke. You know that.

-->'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' [[ImStandingRightHere I can hear you, you know.]]\\
'''Isabela:''' Still [[GrumpyBear a grump]], though. So much to teach, so little time...



--> '''Isabela:''' Wait-- I'm ''helping'' [[spoiler:the Qunari]] recover some priceless [[spoiler:artifact]]? Oh, the ''irony''.

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--> '''Isabela:''' Wait-- Wait -- I'm ''helping'' [[spoiler:the Qunari]] recover some priceless [[spoiler:artifact]]? Oh, the ''irony''.
13th Aug '17 6:31:51 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* Once you know what's going on and that the Duke is fluent in Qunlat, the beginning of the party is hilarious. Tallis walks up to the Duke in armor that clearly features the Qunari sigil and politely introduces herself as "Assassin". No wonder he had a trap prepared later; it's astonishing he kept a straight face.
13th Aug '17 5:25:08 PM ImpudentInfidel
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*** Between then and Inquisition Varric expands it into a serial, and claims it was the simgle worst thing he ever had published. Cassandra's a fan though
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