History Funny / DragonAgeII

10th Jun '16 9:25:30 PM RainbowPhoenix
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-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between whores and courtesans is... well, they have nicer shoes.\\

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-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between whores courtesan and courtesans a whore is... well, they have nicer shoes.the shoes are nicer.\\



-->'''Merrill: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ooohhh, well very clever then.]]

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-->'''Merrill: -->'''Merrill:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ooohhh, well very clever then.]]
10th Jun '16 1:04:29 PM Linaxtic
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----*In the climax of Act III, after [[spoiler: Anders makes the Chantry go boom, the way Sebastian yells "MAKER, NO!!" is just so unexpected and almost awkwardly voiced, one can't help laughing. There's even a [[https://youtu.be/37eiBVOWtFM Sparta remix]] of it]]
6th Jun '16 7:28:47 AM LentilSandEater
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Guards attack

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** Guards attackattack, Merrill +5 approval!
2nd Jun '16 8:55:26 PM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Merrill:''' (''giggles'') The Champion of Kirkwall going into battle naked! [[CovertPervert Why can't I ever have that dream]]?

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-->'''Merrill:''' (''giggles'') The Champion of Kirkwall going into battle naked! ''({{beat}}, then dreamily)'' [[CovertPervert Why can't I ever have that dream]]?
2nd Jun '16 8:54:03 PM AnotherGuy
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*** Topped by Isabela threatening she will bed Donnic if Aveline doesn't. Hawke can snark that Aveline ''has'' to go after Donnic now.

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*** **** Topped by Isabela threatening she will bed Donnic if Aveline doesn't. Hawke can snark that Aveline ''has'' to go after Donnic now.
2nd Jun '16 8:53:43 PM AnotherGuy
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**** Topped by Isabela threatening she will bed Donnic if Aveline doesn't. Hawke can snark that Aveline ''has'' to go after Donnic now.
2nd Jun '16 8:51:24 PM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Snarky!Hawke:''' Manners, Varric. Introduce me to your lunatic friend.

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-->'''Snarky!Hawke:''' -->'''Hawke:''' Manners, Varric. Introduce me to your lunatic friend.
30th May '16 8:56:02 AM RainbowPhoenix
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'''Bethany:''' Oh, for the love of...\\


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** Sebastian at one point complains that you can't swing a dead cat in Starkhaven without hitting an Orlesian, because of a river that runs the length of Thedas that has Orlesian merchant vessels bobbing in it like apples.
-->'''Fenris:''' I like apples.\\
'''Sebastian:''' (''deadly serious'') Well, these apples will buy your sister, eat your house, and woo your chickens.
13th Apr '16 10:44:33 PM Icsifil
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*** This is made even better by how in Inquisition [[spoiler: Sera throws a knife that hits someone hilt first and as that person asks what the point of that was she interrupts him with a kick in the nuts.]]
21st Feb '16 1:31:54 AM tsstevens
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* This bit when Hawke attempts a BavarianFireDrill.
-->'''Merrill:''' But there really isn't a fire is there?
-->'''Hawke:''' [[OhCrap No Merrill. It's a trick.]]
-->'''Merrill: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ooohhh, well very clever then.]]
Guards attack
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