History Funny / DragonAgeII

10th Sep '17 4:12:02 PM LadyNorbert
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* Some of Aggressive!Hawke's comments are just so unbelievably anti-social, it's hilarious. For example, this little gem after Anders' first quest and his explanation about Justice:

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* Some of Aggressive!Hawke's comments are just so unbelievably anti-social, it's hilarious. For example, this little gem after Anders' Anders's first quest and his explanation about Justice:



** In the same quest where the above dialogue is uttered, You can have [[TheCharmer Varric]] disarm the confrontation with Feynriel's kidnappers [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Ov5D5d40w in the most outlandish way possible]].

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** In the same quest where the above dialogue is uttered, You you can have [[TheCharmer Varric]] disarm the confrontation with Feynriel's kidnappers [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Ov5D5d40w in the most outlandish way possible]].



-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between courtesan and a whore is... well, the shoes are nicer.\\

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-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between a courtesan and a whore is... well, the shoes are nicer.\\



* The entire scene with Jethann is comedy gold. From the way he says "why work if you're not working HARD?" along with the several unique animations the developers made him perform when speaking in innuendos. It's something that really just has to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6IomRGNfc seen to be fully appreciated.]]

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* ** The entire scene with Jethann is comedy gold. From gold, both for the way he says "why "Why work if you're not working HARD?" along with the several unique animations the developers made him perform when speaking in innuendos. It's something that really just has to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6IomRGNfc seen to be fully appreciated.]]



* Carver's reaction if Hawke hits on Jethann is priceless, both if Hawke accepts or if he decides to hold off.
** Bethany's is good too, even if you turn Jethann down, she says: "It's too late now! The [[BrainBleach images are in my head]] and they are ''never, ever'' going away!"

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* *** Carver's reaction if Hawke hits on Jethann is priceless, both if Hawke accepts or if he decides to hold off.
** *** Bethany's is good too, even too; if you consider accepting but then turn Jethann him down, she says: "It's too late now! The [[BrainBleach images are in my head]] and they are ''never, ever'' going away!"
10th Sep '17 2:18:46 PM LadyNorbert
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* If you ask the bartender in Hanged Man about news, he may mention that the pigeon population in Ferelden has been declining sharply and wonder what kind of sick creature would kill harmless birds. The longer it takes you realize that this is an instance of the RunningGag about [[spoiler:Shale's hatred of birds in general]], the funnier it gets.

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* If you ask the bartender in Hanged Man about news, he may mention that the pigeon population in Ferelden has been declining sharply and wonder what kind of sick creature would kill harmless birds. The longer it takes you to realize that this is an instance of the RunningGag about [[spoiler:Shale's hatred of birds in general]], the funnier it gets.



** For one of these, the completed quest in the journal reads "Bonwald has his shopping list. Tremble, oh Thedas."

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** For one of these, the completed quest in the journal reads reads, "Bonwald has his shopping list. Tremble, oh Thedas."



** The following has to be the most hilarious sentence ever uttered by mankind;

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** The following has to be the most hilarious sentence ever uttered by mankind;mankind:



** [[spoiler:Flemeth]] in general, actually. During her introduction, when Aveline tells you that she is [[spoiler:the Witch of the Wilds]], she responds "Some call me that. Also [[spoiler:Flemeth]], Ashe'bellenar, an old hag who talks too much."

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** [[spoiler:Flemeth]] in general, actually. During her introduction, when Aveline tells you that she is [[spoiler:the Witch of the Wilds]], she responds responds, "Some call me that. Also [[spoiler:Flemeth]], Ashe'bellenar, an [[spoiler:Flemeth]]. Ashe'bellenar. An old hag who talks too much."" (It's not too hard to guess who calls her that last one.)
26th Aug '17 3:35:45 AM tsstevens
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* There's a guy at the Hanged Man who tries hitting on women. A female Hawke and romanced Merrill will have him hit on her, resulting in this gem of TooMuchInformation.
-->'''Merrill:''' That'll never work. Your tongue is not nearly raspy enough. At best you'll just drool a lot.
20th Aug '17 10:43:29 AM MinisterOfSinister
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* This bit, if you romance Anders as [[FanNickname Lady Hawke]]:
-->'''Gamlen:''' I hear you moved that apostate boy into your house. You ''really'' are your mother's daughter.

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* This bit, if you romance Anders as [[FanNickname Lady Hawke]]:
Female Hawke:
-->'''Gamlen:''' I hear you moved that apostate boy into your house. [[LikeFatherLikeSon You ''really'' really are your mother's daughter.]]



-->'''Varric:''' Isabela...''are you talking to Bianca''?

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-->'''Varric:''' Isabela... ''are you talking to Bianca''?Bianca?''



--> '''Varric:''' Rivaini. Stop looking at my chest. MyEyesAreUpHere.

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--> '''Varric:''' Rivaini. Stop Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. MyEyesAreUpHere.



-->'''Isabela:''' Mmm...I like you all grown up.

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-->'''Isabela:''' Mmm... I like you all grown up.



-->'''Carver:''' With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.

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-->'''Carver:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.]]



-->'''Merrill:''' Yes! And make him extra fluffy!* The "humor" response to Bethany being a bit upset [[spoiler:about being a Grey Warden,]] talking about how she endures because she can. Hawke does a rather silly dance, and Bethany smiles, and she fondly remembers how Carver would dance that jig to make her happy whenever her knees got skinned, a pet died, or a toy was broken. Very touching moment.

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-->'''Merrill:''' Yes! And make him extra fluffy!* fluffy!
*
The "humor" response to Bethany being a bit upset [[spoiler:about being a Grey Warden,]] talking about how she endures because she can. Hawke does a rather silly dance, and Bethany smiles, and she fondly remembers how Carver would dance that jig to make her happy whenever her knees got skinned, a pet died, or a toy was broken. Very touching moment.



'''Hawke:''' ''(chuckles)'' \\

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'''Hawke:''' ''(chuckles)'' \\



---> '''Aggressive!Hawke:''' [[TranquilFury Back. Off.]]

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---> '''Aggressive!Hawke:''' [[TranquilFury [[ClingyJealousGirl Back. Off.]]



* Snarky!Hawke explaining the situation to [[BigBad Corypheus]] as though he were a child;

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* Snarky!Hawke explaining the situation to [[BigBad Corypheus]] as though he were a child;child.



* Varric finally gives Hawke a nickname. [[AntiHero Aggressive!Hawke]] is Killer, [[DeadpanSnarker Snarky!Hawke]] is Chuckles and [[TheHero Diplomatic!Hawke]] is...[[StealthInsult Waffles]].

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* Varric finally gives Hawke a nickname. [[AntiHero Aggressive!Hawke]] is Killer, [[DeadpanSnarker Snarky!Hawke]] is Chuckles and [[TheHero Diplomatic!Hawke]] is... [[StealthInsult Waffles]].



--> '''Isabela:''' I know! Burglary and espionage! I'm so proud of him right now, I could burst!
--> '''Varric:''' Soon, he'll be sharking card games and swindling merchants all on his own! Brings a tear to my eye!

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--> '''Isabela:''' I know! Burglary and espionage! I'm so proud of him right now, I could burst!
burst!/Burglary and espionage! We should've hired a painter to get her portrait so we can remember this day forever!
--> '''Varric:''' Soon, he'll be sharking card games and swindling merchants all on his own! Brings a tear to my eye!eye!/Next thing you know, she'll be conning guards and cutting purses without us. Where does the time go?



** The alternative responses for the other two Hawkes are a hoot as well.
-->'''Diplomatic!Hawke:''' Don't get carried away.\\
'''Isabela:''' Carried away? Us? Perish the thought!\\
'''Varric:''' [[BlatantLies We are the very souls of moderation]], Hawke. You know that.

-->'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' [[ImStandingRightHere I can hear you, you know.]]\\
'''Isabela:''' Still [[GrumpyBear a grump]], though. So much to teach, so little time...



--> '''Isabela:''' Wait-- I'm ''helping'' [[spoiler:the Qunari]] recover some priceless [[spoiler:artifact]]? Oh, the ''irony''.

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--> '''Isabela:''' Wait-- Wait -- I'm ''helping'' [[spoiler:the Qunari]] recover some priceless [[spoiler:artifact]]? Oh, the ''irony''.
13th Aug '17 6:31:51 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* Once you know what's going on and that the Duke is fluent in Qunlat, the beginning of the party is hilarious. Tallis walks up to the Duke in armor that clearly features the Qunari sigil and politely introduces herself as "Assassin". No wonder he had a trap prepared later; it's astonishing he kept a straight face.
13th Aug '17 5:25:08 PM ImpudentInfidel
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*** Between then and Inquisition Varric expands it into a serial, and claims it was the simgle worst thing he ever had published. Cassandra's a fan though
13th Aug '17 4:32:01 PM ImpudentInfidel
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-->'''Varric''' I don't know why Hawke did help Tallis. I suppose the elf ''did'' have her nose..."

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-->'''Varric''' I don't know why Hawke did help Tallis. I suppose the elf ''did'' have her nose..."
nose...
13th Aug '17 4:31:06 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* At the end of the mission when it's back to Varric and Cassandra discussing events:
-->'''Varric''' I don't know why Hawke did help Tallis. I suppose the elf ''did'' have her nose..."
29th Jul '17 5:41:10 AM yin_13147
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-->'''Varric:''' (''sarcastically'') Oh right, the rusty metal spike district! My favorite part of town! ''Can we go now?''

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-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' (''sarcastically'') Oh right, the rusty metal spike district! My favorite part of town! ''Can we go now?''



-->'''Merrill:''' They're so big and grim. I wonder what would happen if I tickled one of them?

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-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' They're so big and grim. I wonder what would happen if I tickled one of them?



-->'''Fenris:''' The ancient elves were ''brilliant''.

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-->'''Fenris:''' --->'''Fenris:''' The ancient elves were ''brilliant''.



-->'''Merrill:''' I hate to say it, but my ancestors were not thinking clearly when they decided to bury people on top of a mountain.

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-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' I hate to say it, but my ancestors were not thinking clearly when they decided to bury people on top of a mountain.



--> '''Varric:''' Andraste's sanctified tits! Who on earth would make the ground vertical!

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--> ---> '''Varric:''' Andraste's sanctified tits! Who on earth would make the ground vertical!



-->'''Hawke:''' Your lost garbage, serah.

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-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' Your lost garbage, serah.



-->'''Isabela:''' And they say drinking never solves anything.

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-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' And they say drinking never solves anything.



--> "There's a DONKEY in the SPOON DRAWER!"

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--> ---> "There's a DONKEY in the SPOON DRAWER!"



-->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' The world is coming to a precipice...when you reach it, do not hesitate. ''Leap''.
-->'''Hawke:''' And then what?
-->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' Do what I do, of course. Become a dragon! (''bursts out laughing, before stopping suddenly'') You could never be a dragon.

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-->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' --->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' The world is coming to a precipice...when you reach it, do not hesitate. ''Leap''.
-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' And then what?
-->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' --->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' Do what I do, of course. Become a dragon! (''bursts out laughing, before stopping suddenly'') You could never be a dragon.



-->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' We all have our burdens.

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-->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' --->'''[[spoiler:Flemeth]]:''' We all have our burdens.



-->'''Hawke:''' It'll be nice to have the law on my side for a change.
-->'''Aveline:''' You'll behave yourself. I just sent [[spoiler:Jevan]] to prison for corruption, I'm not going to start down that road.
-->'''Hawke:''' You never let me have any fun!
-->'''Bethany:''' Thank goodness.

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-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' It'll be nice to have the law on my side for a change.
-->'''Aveline:''' --->'''Aveline:''' You'll behave yourself. I just sent [[spoiler:Jevan]] to prison for corruption, I'm not going to start down that road.
-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' You never let me have any fun!
-->'''Bethany:''' --->'''Bethany:''' Thank goodness.



-->'''Merrill:''' I'm sorry. You're not really seeing the Dalish at their best. We're good people, who look out for each other. Just not today, it seems.
-->'''Hawke:''' But the Dalish are delightful! I was thinking of having the whole clan over for tea!
-->'''Merrill:''' I'm sure they'd never accept... Oh, right. Sarcasm.

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-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' I'm sorry. You're not really seeing the Dalish at their best. We're good people, who look out for each other. Just not today, it seems.
-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' But the Dalish are delightful! I was thinking of having the whole clan over for tea!
-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' I'm sure they'd never accept... Oh, right. Sarcasm.



-->'''Mine Worker:''' Just don't go that way. There's this huge dragon. (''leaves'')
-->'''Merrill:''' Oh, are we going to go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before!

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-->'''Mine --->'''Mine Worker:''' Just don't go that way. There's this huge dragon. (''leaves'')
-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' Oh, are we going to go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before!



--> Beware of the large dragon ahead.

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--> ---> Beware of the large dragon ahead.



--> '''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Don't you have anything ''positive'' to say?
--> '''Fenris:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' The wine was tasty?

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--> ---> '''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Don't you have anything ''positive'' to say?
--> ---> '''Fenris:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' The wine was tasty?



-->'''Anders:''' If anyone here tries to hire me again I'm leaving.

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-->'''Anders:''' --->'''Anders:''' If anyone here someone tries to hire me again I'm leaving.



-->'''Hawke:''' Don't worry. Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at.
-->'''Masha:''' Uhh... I uh, hope there will be no call to kill anyone, serah.

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-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' Don't worry. Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at.
-->'''Masha:''' --->'''Macha:''' Uhh... I uh, hope there will be no call to kill anyone, serah.



-->'''Varric:''' ... Smart boy.

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-->'''Varric:''' ...--->'''Varric:''' ... Smart boy.



-->'''Varric:''' Alright. I'm going to draw a picture of where she wants to touch you.

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-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' Alright. I'm going to draw a picture of where she wants to touch you.



-->'''Isabela:''' Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
-->'''Varric:''' Give it here. "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." [chuckles] "She pounced – the smooth moves of a jungle cat–and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He–-"
-->'''Aveline:''' What?
-->'''Isabela:''' Nothing.
-->'''Aveline:''' What is that?
-->'''Isabela:''' Shh! ''(giggles)''
-->'''Varric:''' Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
-->'''Isabela:''' It's "[[FanFic friend-fiction!]]" I do it out of love.
-->'''Aveline:''' I will never, ever be clean again.

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-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' Give it here. "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." [chuckles] "She pounced – the smooth moves of a jungle cat–and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He–-"
-->'''Aveline:''' --->'''Aveline:''' What?
-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' Nothing.
-->'''Aveline:''' --->'''Aveline:''' What is that?
-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' Shh! ''(giggles)''
-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' It's "[[FanFic friend-fiction!]]" I do it out of love.
-->'''Aveline:''' --->'''Aveline:''' I will never, ever be clean again.



-->'''Aveline:''' I thought it was clear! Metal is strong, copper ages well, flowers are soft.

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-->'''Aveline:''' --->'''Aveline:''' I thought it was clear! Metal is strong, copper ages well, flowers are soft.



-->'''Hawke:''' ''(turning in the quest)'' The screaming mage?

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-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' ''(turning in the quest)'' The screaming mage?



-->'''Sebastian:''' I've known Ruxtan Harriman my whole life! He's a complete ''prude''!
-->'''Isabela:''' That's my kind of prude.

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-->'''Sebastian:''' --->'''Sebastian:''' I've known Ruxtan Harriman my whole life! He's a complete ''prude''!
-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' That's my kind of prude.



-->'''Hawke:''' "I like big boats. I cannot lie"? Really, Isabela?

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-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' "I like big boats. I cannot lie"? Really, Isabela?



-->'''Isabela:''' Well, I do!

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-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' Well, I do!



-->'''Fenris:''' The Hanged Man
-->'''Merrill:''' Hanged Man.
-->'''Varric:''' (''to Hawke'') Obvious one that.

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-->'''Fenris:''' --->'''Fenris:''' The Hanged Man
-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' Hanged Man.
-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' (''to Hawke'') Obvious one that.



-->'''Anders:''' The Hanged Man.
-->'''Varric:''' Hanged Man.
-->'''Sebastian:''' Even ''I'' know that.

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-->'''Anders:''' --->'''Anders:''' The Hanged Man.
-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' Hanged Man.
-->'''Sebastian:''' --->'''Sebastian:''' Even ''I'' know that.



*** Even better if you do this while also performing "The Long Road." Apparently Donnic is oblivious enough to completely miss the aforementioned intimidation scene happening literally two feet behind him.

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*** Even ** And even better if you do this while also performing "The Long Road." Apparently Donnic is oblivious enough to completely miss the aforementioned intimidation scene happening literally two feet behind him.



-->'''Merrill:''' (''while lying in bed with Hawke'') What happens now? Are we...what did this mean?
-->'''Hawke:''' You know, we might have to [[DoubleEntendre try that a few more times]] to really get the meaning.

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-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' (''while lying in bed with Hawke'') What happens now? Are we...what did this mean?
-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' You know, we might have to [[DoubleEntendre try that a few more times]] to really get the meaning.



-->"Merrill couldn't hurt you if she tried! At worst she'd make frowny faces."

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-->"Merrill -->'''Hawke:''' Merrill couldn't hurt you if she tried! At worst she'd make frowny faces."



-->"Whoever you are, come out. You don't need to hide. Unless you're dragon, then you can keep on hiding."

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-->"Whoever --->'''Hawke:''' Whoever you are, come out. You don't need to hide. Unless you're dragon, then you can keep on hiding."



-->'''Teagan:''' The Hero of Ferelden should be back in Denerim.
-->'''Alistair:''' You're always so formal. S/he has a name, you know.

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-->'''Teagan:''' --->'''Teagan:''' The Hero of Ferelden should be back in Denerim.
-->'''Alistair:''' --->'''Alistair:''' You're always so formal. S/he has a name, you know.



-->'''Merrill:''' Hello? Messere ghost? Could you stop doing that now? Please?

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-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' Hello? Messere ghost? Could you stop doing that now? Please?



--> '''Anders:''' Andraste's flaming knickers!

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--> ---> '''Anders:''' Andraste's flaming knickers!



--> '''Isabela:''' (''shrieks'') Er... sorry.

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--> ---> '''Isabela:''' (''shrieks'') Er... sorry.



--> '''Isabela:''' Yes, well... keep that up and you'll never know Isabela again.

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--> '''Isabela:''' Yes, well... keep that up and you'll never know Isabela again.again if you keep that up.



-->'''Hawke:''' You know him best, what do you think?
-->'''Isabela:''' I've had better.
-->'''Hawke:''' I meant about letting him go or not.
-->'''Isabela:''' Oh! Right! I'd let him go.

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-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' You know him best, what do you think?
-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' I've had better.
-->'''Hawke:''' --->'''Hawke:''' I meant about letting him go or not.
-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' Oh! Right! I'd let him go.



--> '''Zevran:''' I should be going.
--> '''Isabela:''' Wait, that's it? What about sex?
--> '''Zevran:''' Ah, Isabela, how I've missed you.
--> '''Isabela:''' That's because you have piss-poor aim. Thankfully, you have other uses...

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--> ---> '''Zevran:''' I should be going.
--> ---> '''Isabela:''' Wait, that's it? What about sex?
--> ---> '''Zevran:''' Ah, Isabela, how I've missed you.
--> ---> '''Isabela:''' That's because you have piss-poor aim. Thankfully, you have other uses...



--> '''Zevran:''' ''(laughs)'' Still blunt as a dwarven hammer, hmmm? Well, why not!
--> '''Hawke:''' ''(romantic option selected)'' Um, hello? ImStandingRightHere.
--> '''Isabela:''' What? You can come too.
--> '''Zevran:''' Indeed! The more the merrier!
--> '''Hawke:''' Let's find someplace quieter.

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--> ---> '''Zevran:''' ''(laughs)'' Still blunt as a dwarven hammer, hmmm? Well, why not!
--> ---> '''Hawke:''' ''(romantic option selected)'' Um, hello? ImStandingRightHere.
--> ---> '''Isabela:''' What? You can come too.
--> ---> '''Zevran:''' Indeed! The more the merrier!
--> ---> '''Hawke:''' Let's find someplace quieter.



-->'''Isabela:''' Step one, we find Velasco, step two...something exciting happens. Step three... Profit!

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-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' Step one, we find Velasco, step two...something exciting happens. Step three... Profit!



-->'''Leliana:''' The Divine has always suspected that Kirkwall's problems were spurred by an outside group.
-->'''Anders:''' Like any mage with a brain can't come up with "Let's rebel"?
-->'''Varric:''' To be fair, Blondie, a lot of those 'rebellions' boil down to, "Let's feed ourselves to demons!" Outside help of the planning variety ''might'' be required.

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-->'''Leliana:''' --->'''Leliana:''' The Divine has always suspected that Kirkwall's problems were spurred by an outside group.
-->'''Anders:''' --->'''Anders:''' Like any mage with a brain can't come up with "Let's rebel"?
-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' To be fair, Blondie, a lot of those 'rebellions' boil down to, "Let's feed ourselves to demons!" Outside help of the planning variety ''might'' be required.



-->'''Isabela:''' "Sister Nightingale," indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing.
-->'''Merrill:''' [[CloudCuckooLander I like singing.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Were you in a choir together?]]

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-->'''Isabela:''' --->'''Isabela:''' "Sister Nightingale," indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing.
-->'''Merrill:''' --->'''Merrill:''' [[CloudCuckooLander I like singing.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Were you in a choir together?]]



-->'''Orsino:''' Well, if ''that's'' what you're planning, perhaps I should join you after all.

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-->'''Orsino:''' --->'''Orsino:''' Well, if ''that's'' what you're planning, perhaps I should join you after all.



-->'''Varric:''' Can I kill him yet? [[SuckinessIsPainful He's hurting me.]]

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-->'''Varric:''' --->'''Varric:''' Can I kill him yet? [[SuckinessIsPainful He's hurting me.]]



-->'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff?
-->'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Tuesday.

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-->'''Tallis:''' --->'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff?
-->'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' --->'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Tuesday.



-->'''Snarky!Hawke:''' [[KleptomaniacHero Adventuring!]]

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-->'''Snarky!Hawke:''' --->'''Snarky!Hawke:''' [[KleptomaniacHero Adventuring!]]
29th Jul '17 5:32:28 AM yin_13147
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'''Varric:''' Face it. You set yourself up for that one.\\
OR\\
'''Silly!Hawke:''' I'm worried about you. You're enjoying this a little too much.\\
'''Isabela:''' I am, aren't I? (Giggles)\\
OR\\
'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' I'll make it convincing, not to worry.\\

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'''Varric:''' Face it. You set yourself up for that one.\\
OR\\
'''Silly!Hawke:'''
one.
*** Or:
--->''''Silly!Hawke:'''
I'm worried about you. You're enjoying this a little too much.\\
'''Isabela:''' I am, aren't I? (Giggles)\\
OR\\
'''Aggressive!Hawke:'''
(Giggles)
*** Or:
--->'''Aggressive!Hawke:'''
I'll make it convincing, not to worry.\\



*** Later, if you refuse to [[spoiler:blackmail Castillon in exchange for a new ship and just kill him]], Isabela will be frustrated and ask why you went against her wishes. Hawke's snarky response?

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*** ** Later, if you refuse to [[spoiler:blackmail Castillon in exchange for a new ship and just kill him]], Isabela will be frustrated and ask why you went against her wishes. Hawke's snarky response?
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