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31st Jul '16 6:04:49 PM RainbowPhoenix
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* In Mark of the Assassin, if Carver and Fenris are in a party together and Hawke's personality is diplomatic we find out that Carver ''[[{{Mooning}} mooned]]'' Leliana:

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* In Mark of the Assassin, if Carver and Fenris are in a party together and Hawke's personality is diplomatic we find out that Carver ''[[{{Mooning}} mooned]]'' had a crush on Leliana:
23rd Jul '16 10:39:11 PM BlackSunNocturne
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* In the climax of Act III, after [[spoiler: Anders makes the Chantry go boom, the way Sebastian yells "MAKER, NO!!" is just so unexpected and almost awkwardly voiced, one can't help laughing. There's even a [[https://youtu.be/37eiBVOWtFM Sparta remix]] of it]]

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* In the climax of Act III, after [[spoiler: Anders makes the Chantry go boom, the way Sebastian yells "MAKER, NO!!" is just so unexpected and almost awkwardly voiced, one can't help laughing. There's even a [[https://youtu.be/37eiBVOWtFM Sparta remix]] of it]]it]]
* In Mark of the Assassin, if Carver and Fenris are in a party together and Hawke's personality is diplomatic we find out that Carver ''[[{{Mooning}} mooned]]'' Leliana:
-->'''Hawke''': And here I remember you mooning over that red-headed lay sister with the accent.
-->'''Carver''': She was nice, wasn't she?
23rd Jul '16 10:24:24 PM BlackSunNocturne
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** Truthfully, the entire banter is better seen in full to get the full hilarity of the scene:
-->'''Isabela''': You certainly fill out a skirt Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
-->'''Carver''': Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? How much stamina it requires?
-->'''Isabela''': Go on...
-->'''Carver''': With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.
-->'''Isabela''': Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
--> '''Hawke''': (''to Isabela'') No you ''don't!'' (''To Carver'') No she ''doesn't!''
-->'''Sebastian''': Don't do that to the Chant!
-->'''Isabela''': Shush, you.
4th Jul '16 9:19:52 PM Polaris
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** "Well, shit" has not only become Varric's CatchPhrase, by ''DragonAgeInquisition'' they could even be considered ArcWords.
4th Jul '16 9:09:00 PM Polaris
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** The dialog changes if romanced with the Warden.

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** The dialog changes if Even better (if you've romanced with the Warden.Isabela) is joining them...leaving your two other teammates behind. Especially if those two are [[TeethClenchedTeamwork Anders and Fenris.]]



** Even better (if you've romanced Isabela) is joining them...leaving your two other teammates behind. Especially if those two are [[TeethClenchedTeamwork Anders and Fenris.]]
3rd Jul '16 9:07:56 PM zzedar
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* In the beginning of the Enemies Among Us quest, Snarky Hawke asks this of Masha, which is all in the delivery:

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* In the beginning of the Enemies Among Us quest, Snarky Hawke asks this of Masha, Macha, which is all in the delivery:



** Really the "Snarky" entire conversation with Masha comes across like [[TheGadfly Hawke is trying to make the poor and distraught woman as uncomfortable as possible]].

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** Really the "Snarky" entire conversation with Masha Macha comes across like [[TheGadfly Hawke is trying to make the poor and distraught woman as uncomfortable as possible]].
10th Jun '16 9:25:30 PM RainbowPhoenix
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-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between whores and courtesans is... well, they have nicer shoes.\\

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-->'''Isabela:''' The difference between whores courtesan and courtesans a whore is... well, they have nicer shoes.the shoes are nicer.\\



-->'''Merrill: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ooohhh, well very clever then.]]

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-->'''Merrill: -->'''Merrill:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ooohhh, well very clever then.]]
10th Jun '16 1:04:29 PM Linaxtic
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----

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----*In the climax of Act III, after [[spoiler: Anders makes the Chantry go boom, the way Sebastian yells "MAKER, NO!!" is just so unexpected and almost awkwardly voiced, one can't help laughing. There's even a [[https://youtu.be/37eiBVOWtFM Sparta remix]] of it]]
6th Jun '16 7:28:47 AM LentilSandEater
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Guards attack

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** Guards attackattack, Merrill +5 approval!
2nd Jun '16 8:55:26 PM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Merrill:''' (''giggles'') The Champion of Kirkwall going into battle naked! [[CovertPervert Why can't I ever have that dream]]?

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-->'''Merrill:''' (''giggles'') The Champion of Kirkwall going into battle naked! ''({{beat}}, then dreamily)'' [[CovertPervert Why can't I ever have that dream]]?
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