History Funny / DraculaDeadAndLovingIt

29th Jul '17 8:58:22 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Renfield:''' I know what they're up to. They think I'll lead them to the master! I must outsmart them! ''[He runs in a small square with a perimeter of less than 40 feet]'' Lost 'em!\\

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-->'''Renfield:''' I know what they're up to. They think I'll lead them to the master! I must outsmart them! ''[He runs in a small square with a perimeter of less than 40 feet]'' while never leaving the frame]'' Lost 'em!\\
29th Jul '17 8:56:49 AM ironballs16
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*** And concluding with [[spoiler: Dr. Steward commenting that Renfield is now free to be his own man, and Renfield slowly realizing it's true]].
---->'''Dr. Steward''': Come along, Renfield.\\

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*** And concluding with [[spoiler: Dr. Steward Seward commenting that Renfield is now free to be his own man, and Renfield slowly realizing it's true]].
---->'''Dr. Steward''': Seward''': Come along, Renfield.\\



-->'''Dr. Steward''': Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy.\\

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-->'''Dr. Steward''': Seward''': Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy.\\



'''Dr. Steward''': Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.

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'''Dr. Steward''': Seward''': Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.
29th Jul '17 8:55:29 AM ironballs16
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'''Renfield''': (''[[HereWeGoAgain Same voice as before]]'') Yes, Master!

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'''Renfield''': (''[[HereWeGoAgain Same voice as before]]'') [[TheIgor Yes, Master!Master]]!
29th Jul '17 8:54:57 AM ironballs16
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* "Renfield, you asshole!"

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* "Renfield, "[[BumblingSidekick Renfield]], [[NiceJobFixingItVillain you asshole!"asshole]]!"
** Followed by Renfield [[spoiler: tearfully gathering his Master's ashes into a pile and [[CrossesTheLineTwice drawing a smiley-face on it]] to make it better.]]
*** And concluding with [[spoiler: Dr. Steward commenting that Renfield is now free to be his own man, and Renfield slowly realizing it's true]].
---->'''Dr. Steward''': Come along, Renfield.\\
'''Renfield''': (''[[HereWeGoAgain Same voice as before]]'') Yes, Master!
15th Jun '17 6:18:15 PM DrakeClawfang
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** And [[BrickJoke that wasn't the first time]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3jGXHa-HxM he'd had some troubles with hypnosis]].



* Dracula's attempt to hypnotize the woman at the opera.

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* Dracula's attempt to hypnotize the woman attendant at the opera.opera, telling her to tell Dr. Seward there's a message for him in the lobby, as a pretense for Dracula to meet him. Then as she approaches the curtain to Seward's booth...



-->''{{Beat}}. The woman nods, and walks over to Dracula as though seeing him for the first time.''
-->'''Woman''': May I help you, sir?
-->'''Dracula''': [mockingly] ''May I help you?'' Why did you not tell him?
-->'''Woman''': About what?
-->'''Dracula''': About... the ''message.''
-->'''Woman''': For who?

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-->''{{Beat}}. The woman -->''The attendant nods, flings open the curtain to look at Seward and walks over to Dracula his companions, says nothing, and closes the curtains. She turns and acts as though seeing him Dracula for the first time.time''
-->'''Attendant''': May I help you, sir?
-->'''Dracula''': [mockingly] ''May I help you, sir?'' What is the matter with you, why did you not tell him?
-->'''Attendant''': About what?
-->'''Dracula''': About the ''message.
''
-->'''Woman''': May I help you, sir?
-->'''Dracula''': [mockingly] ''May I help you?'' Why did you not tell him?
-->'''Woman''': About what?
-->'''Dracula''': About... the ''message.''
-->'''Woman''':
-->'''Attendant''': For who?



-->'''Woman''': No tip!?

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-->'''Woman''': -->'''Attendant''': No tip!?



** To compound the comedy, just after Dracula introduces himself and begins a conversation with Dr. Seward, the woman - back in the trance - returns and delivers the message after all.

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** To compound the comedy, just after Dracula introduces himself and begins a conversation with Dr. Seward, the woman - attendant -- back in the trance - -- returns and delivers the message after all.all. Cue Dracula staring in stunned silence as Seward excuses himself to take his "message."
15th Jun '17 6:13:44 PM DrakeClawfang
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** Dracula finally enters Mina's darkened room and emerges carrying her in his arms as he slowly carries her away.



'''Essie (Mina's less attractive maid):''' Oh, I can't wait!\\

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'''Essie (Mina's less attractive maid):''' '''Maid:''' (''lifts her head'') Oh, I can't wait!\\
6th Jun '17 10:49:54 PM NightShade96
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** "Children Of The Night! ...What mess they make!"
** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink...wine."]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[SubvertedTrope "Oh, what the hell."]]

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** "Children Of The Night! ...Night!... What mess they make!"
** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink... wine."]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[SubvertedTrope "Oh, what the hell."]]



* The funniest moment in the entire movie may be the "hypnosis" scene as a whole, when Dracula, standing outside of the house, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vULYUy4buw tries to guide Mina out of her bedroom.]] ("Walk to the door. ... Mina, you are in the closet.")
-->'''Dracula:''' You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.
-->'''Essie (Mina's less attractive maid):''' Oh I can't wait!
-->'''Dracula:''' ''[stares at her in surprise]'' Not '''YOU'''!
-->''Takes her back inside and throws her on the floor, and carries Mina out, walking very fast''
-->'''Dracula:''' ''Youwillbemybridethroughouteternity, we'llsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove.''

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* The funniest moment in the entire movie may be the "hypnosis" scene as a whole, when Dracula, standing outside of the house, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vULYUy4buw tries to guide Mina out of her bedroom.]] ("Walk to the door. ... Mina, you are in the closet.")
-->'''Dracula:''' You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.
-->'''Essie
love.\\
'''Essie
(Mina's less attractive maid):''' Oh Oh, I can't wait!
-->'''Dracula:'''
wait!\\
'''Dracula:'''
''[stares at her in surprise]'' Not '''YOU'''!
-->''Takes
'''YOU'''!\\
''[Takes
her back inside and throws her on the floor, and carries Mina out, walking very fast''
-->'''Dracula:''' ''Youwillbemybridethroughouteternity,
fast.]''\\
'''Dracula:''' ''[[MotorMouth Youwillbemybridethroughouteternity,
we'llsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove.'']]''



* Van Helsing telling Seward and Jonathan "She will become one herseeeelf!!!" in an overly dramatic and hammy fashion. When asked to repeat himself, he says it in the ''exact same way.''

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* Van Helsing telling Seward and Jonathan "She will become one herseeeelf!!!" in [[LargeHam an overly dramatic and hammy fashion.fashion]]. When asked to repeat himself, he says it in the ''exact same way.''



*** Apparently, the "she's ''dead enough''" was a ThrowItIn by Weber.

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*** Apparently, the "she's ''dead enough''" line was a ThrowItIn by Weber.



** Before that, they force Lucy back to her coffin.

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** Before that, they force Lucy back to her coffin.coffin, and we get this exchange:



* After Dracula breaks up his brides's attempts to "wrong" Renfield's brains out, they begin to glide out, with the same ethereal creepy music that played when they came in. After a second, Dracula snaps "And stop that!", and they just trudge out.

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* After Dracula breaks up his brides's attempts brides' attempt to "wrong" Renfield's brains out, they begin to glide out, with the same ethereal creepy music that played when they came in. After a second, Dracula snaps "And stop that!", and they just trudge out.out.
** This:



-->''Beat. The woman nods, and walks over to Dracula as though seeing him for the first time.''

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-->''Beat.-->''{{Beat}}. The woman nods, and walks over to Dracula as though seeing him for the first time.''



* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=-MbDKR50tn0&NR=1 Dance of the Undead]]. Mina and Dracula strike a pose...at which point the Count's LivingShadow proceeds to start screwing Mina's.

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=-MbDKR50tn0&NR=1 Dance of the Undead]]. Mina and Dracula strike a pose... at which point the Count's LivingShadow proceeds to start screwing Mina's.



* Lucy, now a vampire, attempts to seduce Jonathan. Jonathan defends with BritishStuffiness! Lucy counters with GagBoobs!

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* Lucy, now a vampire, [[VampiresAreSexGods attempts to seduce Jonathan.Jonathan]]. Jonathan defends with BritishStuffiness! Lucy counters with GagBoobs!



* Renfield trying to imitate Dracula's graceful swoop from his asylum window - [[EpicFail and failing.]]

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* Renfield trying to imitate Dracula's graceful swoop from his asylum window - -- [[EpicFail and failing.]]failing miserably]].
11th Dec '15 7:54:27 PM Mullon
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Added DiffLines:

-->'''Renfield''': I won't hurt you! All I want is your liiiiiiife!
11th Sep '15 9:18:16 AM thevisualboy37
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** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink...wine."]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[SubvertedTrope "Ah, what the heck, I'll try it!"]]

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** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink...wine."]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[SubvertedTrope "Ah, "Oh, what the heck, I'll try it!"]]hell."]]
13th Aug '15 5:35:03 PM RushLimborg
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* Renfield trying to imitate Dracula's graceful swoop from his asylum window - and failing.

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* Renfield trying to imitate Dracula's graceful swoop from his asylum window - [[EpicFail and failing.]]
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