History Funny / Dracula

16th Mar '16 11:54:35 AM GothicProphet
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25th Sep '14 9:59:35 AM Lale
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* "[[BluntMetaphorsTrauma Well, the milk that is spilt does not cry out afterwards, as you say.]]"
26th Mar '14 3:29:05 PM margdean56
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-->'''Seward:''' I seemed to wish to keep him at the point of madness, a thing I wold avoid with patients as I would the mouth of hell. Memorandum, under what circumstances would I not avoid the pit of hell?

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-->'''Seward:''' I seemed to wish to keep him at the point of madness, a thing I wold would avoid with patients as I would the mouth of hell. Memorandum, under what circumstances would I not avoid the pit of hell?
18th Feb '14 8:00:48 AM erforce
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!Films
* This little scene after Van Helsing says bullets won't work on the bat that is flying around cracks me up;
-->'''Maid:''' "He's crazy!"\\
'''Martin:''' "They're all crazy. They're all crazy except you and me. Sometimes I have my doubts about you."\\
'''Maid:''' "Yes."\\
Martin slowly backs away
* In the Spanish version, she walks off in a huff. a more realistic reaction, but still funny for those used to the English.
* While the Spanish Version of Dracula has better acting from most of the main cast, Carlos Villarias' performance as Dracula is sufficiently narm-y and hilarious in spots. one notable example is his version of the scene where Van Helsing flashes the Cross at him.
* This exchange between Martin and Renfield in the 1931 film:
--> '''Martin''': Ain't you ashamed now? Ain't you? Spiders now, is it? Flies ain't good enough!
--> '''Renfield''': Flies? Flies?! Poor puny things! Who wants to eat flies?!
--> '''Martin''': You do, ya loony!
--> '''Renfield''': Not when I can get nice fat spiders!
--> '''Martin''': All right, have it your own way.
* Two years after this film, Bela Lugosi cameoed in one of a series of Paramount Studios shorts called "Hollywood on Parade." In the short, a series of wax figures come to life, including Betty Boop (played by Bonnie Poe). Boop sings a short ditty, ending with her trademark "Boop-oop-be-doop!" Dracula appears, gets her in a dip, and menacingly utters, "Betty...''you have booped your '''last''' boop!''" before biting her neck. Bela delivers the ridiculous line with the sincerity that he gave every other role he played, and it's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiT6p6eqBQ&t=4m49s hilarious]].
23rd Dec '13 5:57:53 AM GothicProphet
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-->'''John Seward:''' I am satified that Lucy's body is not in that coffin; but only proves one thing.\\

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-->'''John Seward:''' I am satified satisfied that Lucy's body is not in that coffin; but only proves one thing.\\



'''Van Helsing:''' That is good logic, so far as it goes.\\
* Seward dictating his notes on Renield.

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'''Van Helsing:''' That is good logic, so far as it goes.\\
goes.
* Seward dictating his notes on Renield.Renfield.
23rd Dec '13 5:57:36 AM GothicProphet
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* Seward dictating his notes on Renield.\\
'''Seward:''' I seemed to wish to keep him at the point of madness, a thing I wold avoid with patients as I would the mouth of hell, Memorandum, under what circumstances would I not avoid the pit of hell?\\

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\n* Seward dictating his notes on Renield.\\
'''Seward:'''
Renield.
-->'''Seward:'''
I seemed to wish to keep him at the point of madness, a thing I wold avoid with patients as I would the mouth of hell, hell. Memorandum, under what circumstances would I not avoid the pit of hell?\\
hell?
20th Dec '13 4:45:17 AM RetsofNoraa
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* Two years after this film, Bela Lugosi cameoed in one of a series of Paramount Studios shorts called "Hollywood on Parade." In the short, a series of wax figures come to life, including Betty Boop (played by Bonnie Poe). Boop sings a short ditty, ending with her trademark "Boop-oop-be-doop!" Dracula appears, gets her in a dip, and menacingly utters, "Betty...''you have booped your '''last''' boop!''" before biting her neck. Bela delivers the ridiculous line with the sincerity that he gave every other role he played, and it's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiT6p6eqBQ&t=4m49s hilarious]].
28th Nov '13 8:49:34 AM Ciara13
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* Van Helsing is devising a serum to let Dracula walk in daylight; so far, the effectiveness lasts for about three and a half minutes. Dracula is not amused. [[LargeHam "You leave me just enough time to have a cup of tea before I burst into flames!?!?!"

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* Van Helsing is devising a serum to let Dracula walk in daylight; so far, the effectiveness lasts for about three and a half minutes. Dracula is not amused. [[LargeHam "You leave me just enough time to have a cup of tea before I burst into flames!?!?!"
flames!?!?!"]]
28th Nov '13 8:49:23 AM Ciara13
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* Van Helsing is devising a serum to let Dracula walk in daylight; so far, the effectiveness lasts for about three and a half minutes. Dracula is not amused. [[LargeHam "You leave me just enough time to have a cup of tea before I burst into flames!?!?!"
14th Nov '13 6:05:09 PM GreenPlatypus
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-->'''Jonathan Harker:''' I am satified that Lucy's body is not in that coffin; but only proves one thing.\\

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-->'''Jonathan Harker:''' -->'''John Seward:''' I am satified that Lucy's body is not in that coffin; but only proves one thing.\\



'''Harker:''' That it is not there.\\

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'''Harker:''' '''Seward:''' That it is not there.\\


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* Seward dictating his notes on Renield.\\
'''Seward:''' I seemed to wish to keep him at the point of madness, a thing I wold avoid with patients as I would the mouth of hell, Memorandum, under what circumstances would I not avoid the pit of hell?\\
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