History Funny / DougWalker

4th Dec '17 5:06:26 PM rjd1922
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* During Disneycember, Doug tried to stay reasonable when he got round to reviewing [[{{Sequelitis}} the inevitable pile of sequels]]. There are some times however where he can't stand no more:
** You know you're in for a ride whenever a video opens with a jaded groan.
** He got so pissed off by ''Disney/Mulan2'' he noted he ''broke his microphone'' screeching through it in fury.
** His very quick and blunt opening comment to his review of ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'':
-->'''Doug:''' Everyone says ''Cars 2'' sucks. It ''does'' and let's talk about it.
** His opening rant for ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'' when he does DreamWorks-uary:
--> '''Doug:''' Creator/WillSmith-fish is scary, okay. I'm just putting it out there right now. Creator/WillSmith as a fish is fucking disgusting! It's gross, I don't like looking at it. The idea that it's the main character is fucking idiotic. Oh and the movie ''Shark Tale,'' it really blows. Yeah, a good chunk of that comes from the fact that-- [[UncannyValley Ugh, just look at the design of this thing, it's-]] [[{{Angrish}} Gaaarrrggghhh!]]
23rd Nov '17 3:18:33 PM ClintEastwood
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* In the Real Thoughts for ''Film/{{Twister}}'', while talking about the late BillPaxton, Doug accidentally calls him BillPullman, which prompts Rob to get out of his seat and repeatedly point at his brother, saying that he "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] did it". Doug tries to defend his mistake by referring to when he and Rob were talking about Film/IndependenceDay previously in the video.

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* In the Real Thoughts for ''Film/{{Twister}}'', while talking about the late BillPaxton, Creator/BillPaxton, Doug accidentally calls him BillPullman, Creator/BillPullman, which prompts Rob to get out of his seat and repeatedly point at his brother, saying that he "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] did it". Doug tries to defend his mistake by referring to when he and Rob were talking about Film/IndependenceDay ''Film/IndependenceDay'' previously in the video.



* Doug just spends his whole review of ''[[PowerRangers2017 Power Rangers]]'' pigging out on a box of Dunkin Donuts, claiming that he had a hankering for them watching the movie. You might be surprised by [[http://www.thewrap.com/krispy-kreme-power-rangers/ which brand is featured in the movie]], or you might understand how ProductPlacement actually works.

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* Doug just spends his whole review of ''[[PowerRangers2017 ''[[Film/PowerRangers2017 Power Rangers]]'' pigging out on a box of Dunkin Donuts, claiming that he had a hankering for them watching the movie. You might be surprised by [[http://www.thewrap.com/krispy-kreme-power-rangers/ which brand is featured in the movie]], or you might understand how ProductPlacement actually works.
20th Nov '17 11:59:11 AM nicktoon39
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-->'''Doug:''' I really hate my fans right now.

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-->'''Doug:''' I really fucking hate my fans right now.
16th Nov '17 10:20:07 PM nicktoon39
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* In the Real Thoughts for ''Film/Twister'', while talking about the late BillPaxton, Doug accidentally calls him BillPullman, which prompts Rob to get out of his seat and repeatedly point at his brother, saying that he "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] did it". Doug tries to defend his mistake by referring to when he and Rob were talking about Film/IndependenceDay previously in the video.

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* In the Real Thoughts for ''Film/Twister'', ''Film/{{Twister}}'', while talking about the late BillPaxton, Doug accidentally calls him BillPullman, which prompts Rob to get out of his seat and repeatedly point at his brother, saying that he "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] did it". Doug tries to defend his mistake by referring to when he and Rob were talking about Film/IndependenceDay previously in the video.
16th Nov '17 10:17:45 PM nicktoon39
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->'''Rob:''' I sat there for about five seconds and I was like, "Do I tell him... or do I let that slide and let the Internet have their way with him?" And I'm like, not even I'm that cruel.

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->'''Rob:''' -->'''Rob:''' I sat there for about five seconds and I was like, "Do I tell him... or do I let that slide and let the Internet have their way with him?" And I'm like, not even I'm that cruel.
16th Nov '17 10:16:48 PM nicktoon39
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* In the Real Thoughts for ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'', Rob explains that the Chipettes in the cartoon had an origin story that involved them breaking out of their imprisoned orphanage, trying to make it out in Hollywood, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick selling their bodies]]. He then mentions that someone during the video may be posting such a story on a message board.

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* In the Real Thoughts for ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'', Rob explains that the Chipettes in the cartoon had an origin story that involved them breaking out of their imprisoned orphanage, trying to make it out in Hollywood, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick selling their bodies]]. He then mentions that someone during the video someone may be posting such a story on a message board.


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* In the Real Thoughts for ''Film/Twister'', while talking about the late BillPaxton, Doug accidentally calls him BillPullman, which prompts Rob to get out of his seat and repeatedly point at his brother, saying that he "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] did it". Doug tries to defend his mistake by referring to when he and Rob were talking about Film/IndependenceDay previously in the video.
->'''Rob:''' I sat there for about five seconds and I was like, "Do I tell him... or do I let that slide and let the Internet have their way with him?" And I'm like, not even I'm that cruel.


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* Doug and Rob watch both the [[TheMummy1999 Brendan Fraser]] and [[TheMummy2017 Tom Cruise]] versions of The Mummy back-to-back. They agree that the Fraser version, while not great, was [[SoOkayItsAverage okay.]] But when they get to the Cruise version, they end up calling the '99 film a masterpiece.
9th Nov '17 2:23:26 PM UncontestedSequel517
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\n[[folder: Disneycember]]
* ''Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'': Him breaking down over Grumpy crying.
-->"THERE'S NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY."
** Him pointing out the logical plot holes of the ending.
* In his review of ''{{Disney/Pinocchio}}'', he wonders why nobody would notice there is ''[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a giant fox and cat]]'' walking around and the irony of them noticing a living puppet.
** His dislike of Jiminy Cricket, saying that he always waited for Pinocchio to step on him, which, he must have known, happened in the original book.
* Pointing out the notorious, brief shot of a naked lady at the beginning of his review of ''Disney/TheRescuers''.
** Plus his deadpan delivery regarding said shot: "Okay, I'm just gonna get it out of the way, there's a picture of a naked woman in this movie. Disney is full of pervs. There. Done."
** And at the end when he muses, "And what ''was'' up with that naked lady?"
** Similarly, in his ''{{Disney/Bambi}}'' review, he can't start it without the scene where Bambi's mother is shot.
* In his review of ''Disney/TheGreatMouseDetective'', he says that it was one of the first Disney films he saw in theaters and seeing the magic of Disney on the big screen is delightful, wholesome fun. [[NightmareFuel Cue Fidget kidnapping Flaversham]].
-->"MOMMY!! THAT'S SCARY AS FUCK!!"
* His opinions of the songs in ''Disney/TheLionKing'' and how he prefers "Be Prepared" over "Hakuna Matata", which all of the kids at his school sang. The icing on the cake is this clip:
-->'''Scar:''' I'm surrounded by idiots.
* From his review of ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''
-->'''Doug:''' That being said, there are a few things that are a bit forced.
-->''(cut to [[TheScrappy the gargoyles]] singing "A Guy Like You")''
-->'''Doug:''' ''(aggravated)'' I'll get to ''them'' in a minute.
** His summary of everything Frollo does in the entire movie: "Ya know, for kids!"
* Of ''{{Disney/Hercules}}'', he goes over all the random, inane choices made for the movie and how it was told. The last straw? That Music/MichaelBolton sings the end title song.
* His thoughts on ''Fantasia 2000'', particularly the parts with Creator/SteveMartin.
* [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove "DAVID SPADE IS A LLAMA?!?!?"]]
* In the ''Disney/BrotherBear'' review: "DAAAH! Music/PhilCollins, modern talk, PinkySwear!"
* In his ''Disney/{{Tarzan}} II'' review, how he sums up an average Phil Collins background tune in a Disney movie; "I'M SAAAD! I'M SAAAD! I'M PHILLL COLLINNNS!!!"
* The end of his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'':
-->'''Doug:''' It's great to see Pixar finally branching out and actually working with human characters! They don't have to keep the focus on toys or machines or things that come to life! This is opening a whole new door for ''(''Cars'' poster appears)'' ''*groan*'' Join me in the next review...
* The deadpan, MotorMouth beginning to his review of ''{{WesternAnimation/Cars}} 2'': "Everyone says ''Cars 2'' sucks, it does, let's talk about it."
** "Why is it the only jokes that make me laugh in these movies are the [[ToiletHumor toilet jokes]]? That's not a good sign."
* His first attempt to summarize ''{{WesternAnimation/Brave}}'':
-->'''Doug:''' All right, so this story that seems so different and new is about a [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses princess]]... gee, [[SarcasmMode haven't seen that from Disney yet]]. But this particular one [[RebelliousPrincess doesn't want to be a princess]]... gee, haven't seen ''[[Disney/{{Aladdin}} that]]'' from Disney yet. But she's [[PluckyGirl adventurous and free-spirited]]... gee, haven't seen ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast that]] from Disney before!'' She has to be forced to marry somebody... [[{{Angrish}} gee, haven't seen]] [[Disney/{{Pocahontas}} that... from...]] oh, and the mother [[Disney/BrotherBear turns into a bear]]. Oh for God's sake, that one wasn't even a hit! [[WhatAnIdiot Why are you ripping off stuff you already know failed?!]]
* He explains how everyone fell completely in love with ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'' and think it's the greatest movie ever. He thinks it's good. The response? "BOOO!"
* He admits that ''Disney/{{Cinderella}}'' sounds kind of twisted if you look at it from PrinceCharming's perspective:
-->'''Doug:''' Hey, he found a woman strictly based on sight. Hey, he knew her for a few hours, and then he decided she's the one. Hey, all she left is a shoe, and somehow that's gonna determine which woman you're going to marry. Hey, coincidentally the shoe size can only fit one friggin' woman in the entire world, and thank God it just happened to be the one you fell in love with!
* His description of how he originally didn't think too much about ''Film/{{Maleficent}}'', didn't see it as a big deal, but after he thought about it more, he eventually realized...
-->'''Doug:''' You know what? This movie really sucks. A lot.
* His two cents on the controversy about ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''. When the movie was first released, people were complaining about how the movie changed how things were during the time the movie was placed. His response?
-->'''Doug:''' There's a fucking talking frog, I think we'll live.
* When he talks about how overplayed the songs are from ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'', he concedes that he's one of the annoying ones who does it. He then tries to defend himself by saying he only does it in his car when nobody else is around... until it backfires when he realizes that also means he lacks the excuse that he can play it around his kids.
-->'''Doug:''' Okay, this is actually sounding pathetic.
* From the ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle's Magical World]]'' review:
** He calls the video so terrible, the only "magical" part occurs when an OffModel Belle's eyes point in opposite directions.
** His rushed ending for the review:
-->'''Doug:''' ''Belle's Magical World'', it sucks, I'm onto the next one, bye!
* From his review of ''Disney/TheLittleMermaidIIReturnToTheSea'':
-->'''Doug:''' Pat Carroll's back to do the voice [of the villain]; she could read the phone book and make it sound deliciously evil!
* In the introduction to ''Disney/{{Mulan 2}}'', he explains that the video sounds distorted because he yelled so much that ''he blew out his microphone''.
-->'''Doug:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm sure you'll take that as a good sign.]]
** The fact that, unlike the other Disneycember videos, he caps this one off not with a pun relevant to the movie's motifs, but by saying, "this movie can friggin' blow me."
* During the review of ''Disney/BrotherBear2'', he finds it baffling that there are officially [[Disney/BrotherBear three]] [[{{Disney/Brave}} movies]] about turning into bears, despite none of them doing well, and wonders if there's some executive at Disney who wants to be a bear.
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[[folder: Dreamworks-uary]]
* For the month of February, Doug looks at all the Dreamworks animated movies in something he likes to call... "Dreamworks-uary".
* The announcement that he doesn't like ''{{WesternAnimation/Shrek}}'' is accompanied by the BigNo from ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack.''
-->"Get the hate mail ready, get your fingers on the keyboard, here we go... I don't like ''Shrek''."
* The opening to the Dreamworks-uary review of ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'':
--> Creator/WillSmith fish is [[UncannyValley scary]], okay? I'm just putting it out there right now. Creator/WillSmith as a fish is fucking disgusting. It's gross. I don't like looking at it. The idea that it's the main character is just fucking idiotic.
** His insistence on referring to the characters as (Actor) (Species) (ex. "Creator/WillSmith Fish", "Creator/JackBlack Shark", etc.).
** "What do kids like today? Well, they like Fish and they like Creator/WillSmith. Throw that together, mix in some pop culture references and shit, and you have...SHIT!"
* In his review of ''{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}}'', he says it contrasts from ''WesternAnimation/TheWild'', then asks which came out first.[[note]]Madagascar came out first, by nearly a year.[[/note]]
* After going on and on about how much he loves ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2'', Doug reveals his one gripe with the movie: it came out the same weekend as ''[[Film/TheHangover The Hangover Part II]]''.
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4th Nov '17 4:26:58 PM ClintEastwood
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* The First episode of the series had Rob and Doug discussing [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part 2]].

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* The First episode of the series had Rob and Doug discussing [[Literature/{{Twilight}} ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part 2]].2]]''.



--> (to the tune of Music/JohnWilliams' ''Superman'' theme) Dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb! Dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb, '''SUPERLAAAME!!!'''

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--> (to the tune of Music/JohnWilliams' ''Superman'' ''Film/{{Superman}}'' theme) Dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb! Dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb, '''SUPERLAAAME!!!'''



* Rob looking grumpy and telling Doug to shut up as he poorly sings Music/ABBA songs to annoy him. He later attempts to murder Doug to demonstrate what Mamma Mia! did to him. It's Rob's #2 most hated movie, but they both agree that ''Garbage Pail Kids'' is still the absolute worst.

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* Rob looking grumpy and telling Doug to shut up as he poorly sings Music/ABBA Music/{{ABBA}} songs to annoy him. He later attempts to murder Doug to demonstrate what Mamma Mia! did to him. It's Rob's #2 most hated movie, but they both agree that ''Garbage Pail Kids'' ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie'' is still the absolute worst.
3rd Nov '17 11:56:57 AM ClintEastwood
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-->'''Doug:''' Hey! HEY! Hey hey hey hey hey! Who would you rather hear? Me, or some idiot do the narration for Dragon Ball Z?

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-->'''Doug:''' Hey! HEY! Hey hey hey hey hey! Who would you rather hear? Me, or some idiot do the narration for Dragon ''Dragon Ball Z?Z''?



-->Rob: No, I'm just sick of not being believed. Woooooo.
-->Doug: I just want to be a dick and the moon got mad. What the hell? Now everyone's gonna die.

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-->Rob: -->'''Rob''': No, I'm just sick of not being believed. Woooooo.
-->Doug: -->'''Doug''': I just want to be a dick and the moon got mad. What the hell? Now everyone's gonna die.
2nd Nov '17 8:55:23 AM ClintEastwood
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* Rob looking grumpy and telling Doug to shut up as he poorly sings Music/ABBA songs to annoy him. He later attempts to murder Doug to demonstrate what Mamma Mia! did to him. It's Rob's #2 most hated movie, but they both agree that Garbage Pail Kids is still the absolute worst.
* In their video on ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'', Rob talks about how, even though the bat credit card is what caused Doug to go insane, he completely forgot about the Time magazine photos from Batman Forever. They then talk about how the only way they could have gotten those photos was if Batman had taken a brief pose while beating up some bad guys.

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* Rob looking grumpy and telling Doug to shut up as he poorly sings Music/ABBA songs to annoy him. He later attempts to murder Doug to demonstrate what Mamma Mia! did to him. It's Rob's #2 most hated movie, but they both agree that Garbage ''Garbage Pail Kids Kids'' is still the absolute worst.
* In their video on ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'', Rob talks about how, even though the bat credit card is what caused Doug to go insane, he completely forgot about the Time magazine photos from Batman Forever.''Film/BatmanForever''. They then talk about how the only way they could have gotten those photos was if Batman had taken a brief pose while beating up some bad guys.



** Rob describing Grey as being like "a praying mantis with Chris Pratt hair", and also comparing him to a gorilla.
** Them both imagining what Tim Burton's version of ''Fifty Shades'' would be like after finding out that Music/DannyElfman did the music.

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** Rob describing Grey as being like "a praying mantis with Chris Pratt Creator/ChrisPratt hair", and also comparing him to a gorilla.
** Them both imagining what Tim Burton's Creator/TimBurton's version of ''Fifty Shades'' would be like after finding out that Music/DannyElfman did the music.



-->'''Doug''': probably not.

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-->'''Doug''': probably Probably not.
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