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15th May '17 5:18:33 PM Eldrake
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* A highlight from one of the changelogs:

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* A highlight The Game's official patch notes can be a source of this, usually based on how they would describe ridiculous changes with formal seriousness. Here's some highlights from one of the changelogs:changelogs.



** Other gems would be:


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** [[http://www.dota2.com/706 7.06's changelog]] has "Now requires a Mango instead of a 150 recipe" listed as the change for Soul Ring. One can just get a mental image of the Soul Ring outright devouring the mango.
11th Mar '17 3:04:12 PM BossKey
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-->''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna hurt.]]

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-->''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna hurt.]]]]''



--> '''Faceless Void''' Blink dagger, what need have I for this?[[note]]Made especially HilariousInHindsight by the 6.86 patch, which reworked ''Time Walk'' and gave it a shorter range; more often than not, Faceless Void players will pick up a Blink Dagger to make up for this.[[/note]]

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--> '''Faceless Void''' Void:''' Blink dagger, what need have I for this?[[note]]Made especially HilariousInHindsight by the 6.86 patch, which reworked ''Time Walk'' and gave it a shorter range; more often than not, Faceless Void players will pick up a Blink Dagger to make up for this.[[/note]]



--> '''Slardar''' This (Skull Basher) would seem redundant.

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--> '''Slardar''' '''Slardar:''' This (Skull Basher) would seem redundant.redundant.
--> '''Monkey King:''' Hurricane Pike. Where am I going with this?
--> '''Bloodseeker (buying Bloodstone):''' I'm only buying this because it has "blood" in it.



* Monkey King buying his own bar (Monkey King Bar) sometimes makes him complain:

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* Monkey King buying his own bar weapon (Monkey King Bar) sometimes makes him complain:
28th Feb '17 9:03:03 AM BossKey
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-->'''Claddish Voyager's First Chance (Kunkka):''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim For when a sword won't do.]]
-->'''Claddish Voyager's Second Chance (Kunkka):''' [[CrazyPrepared For when a sword and a pistol still won't do.]]
15th Dec '16 1:38:24 AM ChrisX
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* Monkey King buying his own bar (Monkey King Bar) sometimes makes him complain:
--> '''Monkey King''': I have to pay for this!?
29th Nov '16 11:47:29 PM zequeins
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-->''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna hurt.]]
20th Oct '16 1:30:24 AM areszzjay
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* The LB Final of the Chinese Summit 6 qualifiers pits LGD against LGD.FY. It's cool and all, but the game was created with cheats enabled, making the game goes bananas. Literally. [[labelnote:Explanation: If you enabled cheat on Practice Lobby, there is a 5% chance that a Banana consumable item will be dropped if you destroys a tree. Eating a banana give you 4 INT and what's more after consuming one the banana peel is placed on the floor, and any enemy that goes 100 units near it will get stunned and "move around randomly for 1 second".[[/labelnote]]

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* The LB Final of the Chinese Summit 6 qualifiers pits LGD against LGD.FY. It's cool and all, but the game was created with cheats enabled, making the game goes bananas. Literally. [[labelnote:Explanation: [[labelnote:Explanation]] If you enabled cheat on Practice Lobby, there is a 5% chance that a Banana consumable item will be dropped if you destroys a tree. Eating a banana give you 4 INT and what's more after consuming one the banana peel is placed on the floor, and any enemy that goes 100 units near it will get stunned and "move around randomly for 1 second".[[/labelnote]]
20th Oct '16 1:29:27 AM areszzjay
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--> LGDY.Yao: "This Morphling slipped on the banana and died."
--> LGDY.XIao8: "Forget about the ones already eaten, just don't eat anymore! Start!"

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--> LGDY.Yao: "This "Referee. This Morphling slipped on the banana and died."
--> LGDY.XIao8: Xiao8: "Forget about the ones already eaten, just don't eat anymore! Start!"



--> LGDY.XIao8: "Come on we're professionals! (jokingly)"

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--> LGDY.XIao8: Xiao8: "Come on we're professionals! (jokingly)"
20th Oct '16 1:28:45 AM areszzjay
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* When the 2016 Compendium was announced, it was shown that it would give those who buy it a Trust of the Benefactor treasure chest, which has a chance of dropping some of the rarest items in Dota 2, including a mystery prize which was the source of much speculation among players. Come the release of the chest, and what does the secret item turn out to be? [[spoiler:A sparkly golden version of BZZ's [[MemeticMutation infamous]] "Nether Lord's Regalia" set for Pugna.]] '''''Wow.'''''

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* When the 2016 Compendium was announced, it was shown that it would give those who buy it a Trust of the Benefactor treasure chest, which has a chance of dropping some of the rarest items in Dota 2, including a mystery prize which was the source of much speculation among players. Come the release of the chest, and what does the secret item turn out to be? [[spoiler:A sparkly golden version of BZZ's [[MemeticMutation infamous]] "Nether Lord's Regalia" set for Pugna.]] '''''Wow.''''''''''
* The LB Final of the Chinese Summit 6 qualifiers pits LGD against LGD.FY. It's cool and all, but the game was created with cheats enabled, making the game goes bananas. Literally. [[labelnote:Explanation: If you enabled cheat on Practice Lobby, there is a 5% chance that a Banana consumable item will be dropped if you destroys a tree. Eating a banana give you 4 INT and what's more after consuming one the banana peel is placed on the floor, and any enemy that goes 100 units near it will get stunned and "move around randomly for 1 second".[[/labelnote]]
** Highlight is the players' in-game chat, accusing each other of eating dropped bananas and dying because they slipped on banana peels.
--> LGDY.Super: "You ate a banana."
--> LGDY.Yao: "Don't eat bananasssss."
--> LGD.Maybe: "He slipped on the banana."
--> LGDY.Yao: "I slipped too, they're all over the floor."
--> LGDY.Yao: "This Morphling slipped on the banana and died."
--> LGDY.XIao8: "Forget about the ones already eaten, just don't eat anymore! Start!"
--> LGD.Maybe: "Did you eat one secretly?"
--> LGDY.XIao8: "Come on we're professionals! (jokingly)"
--> LGD.Maybe: "I won't eat anymore okay?"
--> LGDY.Super: "Wow, I'm such a hero, I'm king of the bananas."
14th Oct '16 9:11:12 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* Anytime a [[UnwantedAssistance bad]] case of JustTryingToHelp happens. Especially with any heroes that have re-positioning skills like Pudge.

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* Anytime a [[UnwantedAssistance bad]] case of JustTryingToHelp UnwantedAssistance happens. Especially with any heroes that have re-positioning skills like Pudge.
16th Sep '16 9:35:59 AM longWriter
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--> "Void to the rescue!" (Faceless Void drops Chronosphere [[StopHelpingMe on Alchemist]]) "Sorry Alchemist, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fuck you!]]''"

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--> "Void to the rescue!" (Faceless Void drops Chronosphere [[StopHelpingMe [[UnwantedAssistance on Alchemist]]) "Sorry Alchemist, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fuck you!]]''"



* Anytime a [[StopHelpingMe bad]] case of JustTryingToHelp happens. Especially with any heroes that have re-positioning skills like Pudge.

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* Anytime a [[StopHelpingMe [[UnwantedAssistance bad]] case of JustTryingToHelp happens. Especially with any heroes that have re-positioning skills like Pudge.
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