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5th Nov '17 9:53:31 AM BossKey
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--> '''Bloodseeker (buying Bloodstone):''' I'm only buying this because it has "blood" in it.

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--> '''Bloodseeker (buying Bloodstone):''' I'm only buying this because it has "blood" in it. \\
'''Pangolier:''' Hurricane Pike... For some reason...
2nd Nov '17 2:55:59 AM rickzzkcir
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-->'''Chaos Knight:''' Your flying horse is...quite impressive. (Towards Batrider)

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-->'''Chaos Knight:''' Your flying horse is... quite impressive. (Towards Batrider)



-->'''Lifestealer:''' Mmm, Viper…tastes like chicken.

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-->'''Lifestealer:''' Mmm, Viper…tastes Viper… tastes like chicken.



-->'''Legion Commander''': Never trust a[[{{Beat}} ...]] '''[[LargeHam BEAR!!]]''' (Towards Ursa or Lone Druid)

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-->'''Legion Commander''': Never trust a[[{{Beat}} ...]] '''[[LargeHam BEAR!!]]''' (Towards (towards Ursa or Lone Druid)



* Getting Zeus killed will occasionally have him say: [[http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b9/Zuus_death_08.mp3 "Go easy on me, worms... I'm your God too!"]] Zeus. God of Worms.

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* Getting Zeus killed will occasionally have him say: [[http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b9/Zuus_death_08.mp3 "Go easy on me, worms... I'm your God god too!"]] Zeus. God of Worms.



-->Dire's innocent courier has been butchered. [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed Some animals were harmed in the making of this battle.]]
-->Oh, your ancient isn't happy with you right now.
-->See what's happening to your ancient? That means you're a loser.
-->Dire's bottom tower is under attack. Run, little bottom tower, run!
-->Your top tower has fallen. [[BreakawayAdvertisement And it can't get up.]]
-->You know that middle tower that used to be alive and defending itself? Well, that has changed.
-->Dire's top tower was a liability. It had to be silenced.

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-->Dire's --> "Dire's innocent courier has been butchered. [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed Some animals were harmed in the making of this battle.]]
-->Oh,
]]"
--> "Oh,
your ancient isn't happy with you right now.
-->See
now."
--> "See
what's happening to your ancient? That means you're a loser.
-->Dire's
loser."
--> "Dire's
bottom tower is under attack. Run, little bottom tower, run!
-->Your
run!"
--> "Your
top tower has fallen. [[BreakawayAdvertisement And it can't get up.]]
-->You
]]"
--> "You
know that middle tower that used to be alive and defending itself? Well, that has changed.
-->Dire's
changed."
--> "Dire's
top tower was a liability. It had to be silenced."



%%* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_evyam0eHs Tobi Wan at his most entertaining.]][[note]]Tobi Wan is one of the high-profile competitive DOTA commentators. [[/note]]%%

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%%* * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_evyam0eHs Tobi Wan at his most entertaining.]][[note]]Tobi Wan is one of the high-profile competitive DOTA commentators. [[/note]]%%



-->Riki was 'ere

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-->Riki --> Riki was 'ere



* The Game's official patch notes can be a source of this, usually based on how they would describe ridiculous changes with formal seriousness. Here's some highlights from the changelogs.

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* The Game's game's official patch notes can be a source of this, usually based on how they would describe ridiculous changes with formal seriousness. Here's some highlights from the changelogs.changelogs:



--> Fixed Kunkka being a dirty cheater when using Torrent. (The Kunkka bot could still aim and hit you with a torrent even when he couldn't see you due to invisibility.)

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--> Fixed Kunkka being a dirty cheater when using Torrent. (The Torrent (the Kunkka bot could still aim and hit you with a torrent even when he couldn't see you due to invisibility.)invisibility).



** 6.86's Happy Little Tree. Best. Patch. Ever.

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** 6.86's 86 changelogs to Iron Branch: "Use this item to plant a Happy Little Tree. Tree." Best. Patch. Ever.Ever.
*** Then in The International 2017, you can use compendium item to made that Happy Little Tree shaped as "GG" (as in "good game", used both offensively and sarcastically). But mostly to annoy everyone in the match.



* Lifestealer can use his ultimate [[ChestBurster Infest]] [[MindScrew on his own illusion]]. Also, after 6.84 Aghanim's upgrade, he can devour allied hero with his ultimate and Infest other ally hero. The result? N'aix Tactical Nuke.
* Rubick spellsteals Walrus Punch, pretty normal. Rubick uses Walrus Punch by firing a projectile that's essentially ''[[GrievousHarmWithABody himself]]'' to uppercut the enemy? Hilarious.

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** 7.07's changelog contains some funny entries, but the winner is Techies' WTF level 25 talents: ''+251 damage'' OR ''+25 Mines movement speed.''
* Lifestealer can use his ultimate [[ChestBurster Infest]] [[MindScrew on his own illusion]]. Also, after 6.84 Aghanim's upgrade, he can devour allied hero with his ultimate and Infest other ally hero. The result? N'aix "N'aix Tactical Nuke.
Nuke".
* Rubick spellsteals Walrus WALRUS Punch, pretty normal. Rubick uses Walrus WALRUS Punch by firing a projectile that's essentially ''[[GrievousHarmWithABody himself]]'' to uppercut the enemy? Hilarious.



** Most Rubick's Spellsteal animations are pretty funny. For example, stolen Sniper's Assassination made him shoot a bullet with his staff...
* An E-sports example. In the wild card game (the winner of which would go on to play in TI3) between Rattlesnake and Quantic, there was a moment where Sven (played by Quantic's Sockshka) ambushed Chaos Knight, Gyrocopter and Beastmaster and attempted to stun them all with storm hammer so that his teammates could catch up to them and possibly kill them with few losses. In a very unfortunate case of a misclick, Sochshka cast storm hammer not on Chaos Knight, not on Gyrocopter, not even on Beastmaster, but on... Beastmaster's ''Boar'', [[EpicFail stunning absolutely nobody but the boar]]. This ended up getting Quantic team wiped with the exception of one. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kadJE1J1KtM This moment can be seen in its full glory in this video]].
* Another example sort of from [=TI3=]: On the first day of the competition, an "all-star match" was held between two teams voted on by the players. Given that there was nothing at stake, the players took it upon themselves to goof off in the most spectacular way they could. Highlights include the members of Alliance (Loda and Akke) and Na'Vi (Dendi and Puppey) trash-talking their teammates, who were on the opposite team for this match, a completely ridiculous draft, which was made by having the team's "Captains" ''picking the other team's picks'' using heroes that are almost never used in professional games, such as Sniper, Omniknight, [[TestosteronePoisoning Skeleton King and Axe]] (the Dire side actually had an all-melee team), and Dendi celebrating killing Puppey (his captain) by [[https://secure.flickr.com/photos/dota2ti/9464543650/ getting out of the booth and dancing in front of Puppey]]. You can watch it [[http://www.twitch.tv/dota2ti/b/442230134 here]], starting at 11.02.30.

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** Most Rubick's Spellsteal animations are pretty funny. For example, stolen Sniper's Assassination made him shoot a bullet with his staff...staff, stolen Batrider's Firefly made him ride his staff a la a witch's broom, stolen Laguna Blade/Finger of Death made him shoot a huge ass lightning with his finger...
* An E-sports e-sports example. In the 2013 wild card game (the winner of which would go on to play in TI3) between Rattlesnake and Quantic, there was a moment where Sven (played by Quantic's Sockshka) ambushed Chaos Knight, Gyrocopter and Beastmaster and attempted to stun them all with storm hammer so that his teammates could catch up to them and possibly kill them with few losses. In a very unfortunate case of a misclick, Sochshka cast storm hammer not on Chaos Knight, not on Gyrocopter, not even on Beastmaster, but on... Beastmaster's ''Boar'', [[EpicFail stunning absolutely nobody but the boar]]. This ended up getting Quantic team wiped with the exception of one. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kadJE1J1KtM This moment can be seen in its full glory in this video]].
* Another example sort of from [=TI3=]: On the first day of the competition, an "all-star match" "All-Star Match" was held between two teams voted on by the players. Given that there was nothing at stake, the players took it upon themselves to goof off in the most spectacular way they could. Highlights include the members of Alliance (Loda and Akke) and Na'Vi (Dendi and Puppey) trash-talking their teammates, who were on the opposite team for this match, a completely ridiculous draft, which was made by having the team's "Captains" ''picking the other team's picks'' using heroes that are almost never used in professional games, such as Sniper, Omniknight, [[TestosteronePoisoning Skeleton King and Axe]] (the Dire side actually had an all-melee team), and Dendi celebrating killing Puppey (his captain) by [[https://secure.flickr.com/photos/dota2ti/9464543650/ getting out of the booth and dancing in front of Puppey]]. You can watch it [[http://www.twitch.tv/dota2ti/b/442230134 here]], starting at 11.02.30.



--> (on respawn) "[[AC:I thought you were dead. I'll let everyone who was worried about you kno-okay I'm done.]]
--> "[[AC:Here, let me engrave a trophy for you: Nobody cares.]]

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--> (on respawn) "[[AC:I thought you were dead. I'll let everyone who was worried about you kno-okay I'm done.]]
]]"
--> "[[AC:Here, let me engrave a trophy for you: Nobody cares.]]Nobody. Cares.]]"



* Windranger's lines for dying, killing someone, and others are chuckle worthy

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* Windranger's lines for dying, killing someone, and others are chuckle worthyworthy:



--> '''Casting Shackleshot:''' I now pronounce you man and tree.

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--> '''Casting Shackleshot:''' I now pronounce you man and tree.tree/creep.



--> '''Faceless Void:''' Blink dagger, what need have I for this?[[note]]Made especially HilariousInHindsight by the 6.86 patch, which reworked ''Time Walk'' and gave it a shorter range; more often than not, Faceless Void players will pick up a Blink Dagger to make up for this.[[/note]]

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--> '''Faceless Void:''' Blink dagger, Dagger, what need have I for this?[[note]]Made especially HilariousInHindsight by the 6.86 patch, which reworked ''Time Walk'' and gave it a shorter range; more often than not, Faceless Void players will pick up a Blink Dagger to make up for this.[[/note]]



--> '''Nyx Assassin:''' Blade mail?
--> '''Nyx Assassin when using an invisibility rune:''' They have runes for this?
--> '''Dark Seer when using haste rune''': What surge is this?
--> '''Riki when using an invisibility rune:''' This is redundant.[[note]]Only said if he already has Permanent Invisibility[[/note]]

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--> '''Nyx Assassin:''' Blade mail?
Mail?
--> '''Nyx Assassin when using an invisibility Invisibility rune:''' They have runes for this?
--> '''Dark Seer when using haste Haste rune''': What surge is this?
--> '''Riki when using an invisibility Invisibility rune:''' This is redundant.[[note]]Only said if he already has Permanent Invisibility[[/note]]levelled Cloak and Dagger[[/note]]



--> '''Lifestealer:''' You had to buy lifesteal (Vladimir's Offering)?
--> '''Slardar:''' This (Skull Basher) would seem redundant.

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--> '''Lifestealer:''' ((Vladimir's Offering) You had to buy lifesteal (Vladimir's Offering)?
lifesteal?
--> '''Slardar:''' This (Skull Basher) This would seem redundant.



--->'''Legion Commander''': im gona add all you guys after this game\\
'''Legion Commander''': i have grown attached to you, strangely

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--->'''Legion Commander''': im gona I'm gonna add all you guys after this game\\
'''Legion Commander''': i I have grown attached to you, strangely



* From [=TI5=] we have the "all-star match" with Team N0tail and Team Chuan playing a game of Dota 2, with the twist that it's a 10 vs 10 match played on a special client. However, there's only five professional players on each team, so where do they get the 10 missing players? Simple enough, they recruit them ''from the audience'', with the captains selecting random players they see (For example, danish player N0tail picked a guy because he had a danish flag. Another guy was picked because he had a sign with the infamous [[Website/{{Twitch}} Kappa emoticon]]) including a guy in a Pudge costume. The random players are briefly interviewed one by one (one of which has the name ''420 booty wizard'') and ending with the player in the Pudge costume. His true identity? [[spoiler: '''[[UsefulNotes/ProfessionalGaming DENDI]]''']]. Once that was all over, the 20 players picked their heroes and played the most chaotic match to ever be shown in competitive gaming.
** Unlike the all-star match from previous Internationals, this time there's a prize: [[spoiler:a large piece of [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial delicious, not-at-all-past-the-expiration-date cheese.]]]]

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* From [=TI5=] we have the "all-star match" "All-Star Match" with Team N0tail and Team Chuan playing a game of Dota 2, with the twist that it's a 10 vs 10 match played on a special client. However, there's only five professional players on each team, so where do they get the 10 missing players? Simple enough, they recruit them ''from the audience'', with the captains selecting random players they see (For example, danish player N0tail picked a guy because he had a danish flag. Another guy was picked because he had a sign with the infamous [[Website/{{Twitch}} Kappa emoticon]]) including a guy in a Pudge costume. The random players are briefly interviewed one by one (one of which has the name ''420 booty wizard'') and ending with the player in the Pudge costume. His true identity? [[spoiler: '''[[UsefulNotes/ProfessionalGaming DENDI]]''']].DENDI]]'''. Once that was all over, the 20 players picked their heroes and played the most chaotic match to ever be shown in competitive gaming.
** Unlike the all-star match All-Star Match from previous Internationals, this time there's a prize: [[spoiler:a large piece of [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial delicious, not-at-all-past-the-expiration-date cheese.]]]]



--> LGDY.Xiao8: "Forget about the ones already eaten, just don't eat anymore! Start!"

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--> LGDY.Xiao8: [=Xiao8=]: "Forget about the ones already eaten, just don't eat anymore! Start!"



--> LGDY.Xiao8: "Come on we're professionals! (jokingly)"

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--> LGDY.Xiao8: [=Xiao8=]: "Come on we're professionals! (jokingly)"



--> LGDY.Super: "Wow, I'm such a hero, I'm king of the bananas."

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--> LGDY.Super: "Wow, I'm such a hero, I'm king of the bananas.""
* The International 2017 opening ceremony. Here we have Kacy and Slacks went into the world of Dota 2 by malfunctioning VR gears. Kacy became Omniknight and Slacks became Crystal Maiden. After debating with the shopkeeper, they bought a courier to bring them back into the real world. Fade to black, Kacy and Slacks appear in front of the audience... bringing a ''real donkey outfitted as a courier''. Also, there is a random [[Creator/GabeNewell Gaben]] cameo...
15th Sep '17 3:47:37 AM no_name86
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** Not to be outdone, the [[https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3100422365 longest unranked match]] lasted '''''over five hours!''''' Highlights include: the aggressive Legion Commander whose Duel ability gave the hero over 4000 damage, the Lion who claimed to had made 17 separate Steam accounts just to report the aforementioned Legion Commander for comm abuse, the supportive Oracle who bought over 400 sentry wards, multiple purchases of Divine Rapier which almost turned the battlefield into a FieldOfBlades, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the frustrated Tinker who had to abandon the game because they apparantly had to pick someone up at the airport.]] And to top it all off, this chat exchange implies that StockholmSyndrome had occured for at least one of the players.

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** Not to be outdone, the [[https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3100422365 longest unranked match]] lasted '''''over five hours!''''' Highlights include: the aggressive Legion Commander whose Duel ability gave the hero over 4000 damage, the Lion who claimed to had made 17 separate Steam accounts just to report the aforementioned Legion Commander for comm abuse, the supportive Oracle who bought over 400 sentry wards, multiple purchases of Divine Rapier which almost turned the battlefield into a FieldOfBlades, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the frustrated Tinker who had to abandon the game because they apparantly apparently had to pick someone up at the airport.]] And to top it all off, this the chat exchange log implies that StockholmSyndrome had occured for at least one of the players.
15th Sep '17 3:28:56 AM no_name86
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** Not to be outdone, the [[https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3100422365 longest unranked match]] lasted '''''over five hours!'''''

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** Not to be outdone, the [[https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3100422365 longest unranked match]] lasted '''''over five hours!'''''hours!''''' Highlights include: the aggressive Legion Commander whose Duel ability gave the hero over 4000 damage, the Lion who claimed to had made 17 separate Steam accounts just to report the aforementioned Legion Commander for comm abuse, the supportive Oracle who bought over 400 sentry wards, multiple purchases of Divine Rapier which almost turned the battlefield into a FieldOfBlades, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the frustrated Tinker who had to abandon the game because they apparantly had to pick someone up at the airport.]] And to top it all off, this chat exchange implies that StockholmSyndrome had occured for at least one of the players.
--->'''Legion Commander''': im gona add all you guys after this game\\
'''Legion Commander''': i have grown attached to you, strangely
15th Sep '17 2:54:32 AM no_name86
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iardJoJAJ1Q Ladies and gentlemen, the longest competitive game in Dota 2 history.]] Gets especially funny really late when graphical glitches start coming out and the commentators start getting hilariously bored. [=ODpixel=] in particular puts on dramatic music whenever it looks like there might be a fight that tips the balance, only to cut it off when it doesn't. This happens no fewer than five times during the match.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iardJoJAJ1Q Ladies A competitive match between SFZ and gentlemen, [=Cloud9=] lasted '''over three hours'''[[note]]To be exact, it clocked in at 3:20:34[[/note]], making it the longest competitive game match in Dota 2 history.]] the game's history. Gets especially funny really late when graphical glitches start coming out and the commentators start getting hilariously bored. [=ODpixel=] in particular puts on dramatic music whenever it looks like there might be a fight that tips the balance, only to cut it off when it doesn't. This happens no fewer than five times during the match.match.
** Not to be outdone, the [[https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3100422365 longest unranked match]] lasted '''''over five hours!'''''
15th May '17 5:18:33 PM Eldrake
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* A highlight from one of the changelogs:

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* A highlight The Game's official patch notes can be a source of this, usually based on how they would describe ridiculous changes with formal seriousness. Here's some highlights from one of the changelogs:changelogs.



** Other gems would be:


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** [[http://www.dota2.com/706 7.06's changelog]] has "Now requires a Mango instead of a 150 recipe" listed as the change for Soul Ring. One can just get a mental image of the Soul Ring outright devouring the mango.
11th Mar '17 3:04:12 PM BossKey
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-->''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna hurt.]]

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-->''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna hurt.]]]]''



--> '''Faceless Void''' Blink dagger, what need have I for this?[[note]]Made especially HilariousInHindsight by the 6.86 patch, which reworked ''Time Walk'' and gave it a shorter range; more often than not, Faceless Void players will pick up a Blink Dagger to make up for this.[[/note]]

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--> '''Faceless Void''' Void:''' Blink dagger, what need have I for this?[[note]]Made especially HilariousInHindsight by the 6.86 patch, which reworked ''Time Walk'' and gave it a shorter range; more often than not, Faceless Void players will pick up a Blink Dagger to make up for this.[[/note]]



--> '''Slardar''' This (Skull Basher) would seem redundant.

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--> '''Slardar''' '''Slardar:''' This (Skull Basher) would seem redundant.redundant.
--> '''Monkey King:''' Hurricane Pike. Where am I going with this?
--> '''Bloodseeker (buying Bloodstone):''' I'm only buying this because it has "blood" in it.



* Monkey King buying his own bar (Monkey King Bar) sometimes makes him complain:

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* Monkey King buying his own bar weapon (Monkey King Bar) sometimes makes him complain:
28th Feb '17 9:03:03 AM BossKey
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-->'''Claddish Voyager's First Chance (Kunkka):''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim For when a sword won't do.]]
-->'''Claddish Voyager's Second Chance (Kunkka):''' [[CrazyPrepared For when a sword and a pistol still won't do.]]
15th Dec '16 1:38:24 AM ChrisX
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* Monkey King buying his own bar (Monkey King Bar) sometimes makes him complain:
--> '''Monkey King''': I have to pay for this!?
29th Nov '16 11:47:29 PM zequeins
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-->''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna hurt.]]
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