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-->'''Donnie:''' When you fall asleep tonight, [[ToiletHumor I'm gonna fart in your face]].

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-->'''Donnie:''' When you fall asleep tonight, [[ToiletHumor I'm gonna fart in your face]].face]].
* Karen Pommeroy's idea of welcoming a new student to her class is to tell Gretchen to "sit beside the boy you think is the cutest". She treats it as SeriousBusiness, silencing the giggles from the others with "let her ''choose''".
** You can also see several boys attempting to make bedroom eyes, as though thinking that will actually make Gretchen choose to sit with them.
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* With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SbgEYBG-Y8 not everyone is as invested]] in the six year olds' dance troupe as she.

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* With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SbgEYBG-Y8 not everyone is as invested]] in [[SeriousBusiness the six year olds' dance troupe as she.she]].
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* In a deleted scene, Donnie refuses to tell Dr. Thurman anything more embarrassing about himself unless she tells him something. Dr Thurman mentions fantasising about [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr Rogers]], to which Donnie lets out a flat "Whoa". He then starts talking about how Gretchen won't kiss him until the moment is just right, but Donnie just wants to get it over with so he can "get to the good stuff". Later at home, Donnie tells his parents that Dr Thurman is really easy to talk to.

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* In a deleted scene, Donnie refuses to tell Dr. Thurman anything more embarrassing about himself unless she tells him something. Dr Thurman mentions fantasising about [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr Rogers]], to which [[DidNOTSeeThatComing Donnie lets out a flat "Whoa"."Whoa"]]. He then starts talking about how Gretchen won't kiss him until the moment is just right, but Donnie just wants to get it over with so he can "get to the good stuff". Later at home, Donnie tells his parents that Dr Thurman is really easy to talk to.

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* "He told me to [[ExpospeakGag forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card]] [[AssShove into my anus!]]"

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* "He told "I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to [[ExpospeakGag forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card]] [[AssShove into my anus!]]"



* Gretchen doesn't want to kiss Donnie because the time isn't right... and because "there's some fat guy over there staring at us."

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* Gretchen doesn't want to kiss Donnie because the time isn't right... and because "there's some fat guy over there staring at us.""
* This little exchange after the school is flooded:
-->'''Emily:''' Beth's mom said the boys' locker room was flooded and they found feces everywhere.
-->'''Susie:''' What are feces?
-->'''Emily:''' Baby mice.
-->'''Susie:''' Aww.
* From the director's cut when the family is staying at a hotel:
-->'''Samantha:''' Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
-->'''Donnie:''' When you fall asleep tonight, [[ToiletHumor I'm gonna fart in your face]].
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* In a deleted scene, Donnie refuses to tell Dr. Thurman anything more embarrassing about himself unless she tells him something. Dr Thurman mentions fantasising about Mr Rogers, to which Donnie lets out a flat "Whoa". He then starts talking about how Gretchen won't kiss him until the moment is just right, but Donnie just wants to get it over with so he can "get to the good stuff". Later at home, Donnie tells his parents that Dr Thurman is really easy to talk to.

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* In a deleted scene, Donnie refuses to tell Dr. Thurman anything more embarrassing about himself unless she tells him something. Dr Thurman mentions fantasising about [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr Rogers, Rogers]], to which Donnie lets out a flat "Whoa". He then starts talking about how Gretchen won't kiss him until the moment is just right, but Donnie just wants to get it over with so he can "get to the good stuff". Later at home, Donnie tells his parents that Dr Thurman is really easy to talk to.
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--->'''Dr. Thurman:''' What do you think about during school?
--->'''Donnie:''' ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''.
--->'''Dr. Thurman:''' You think about your family?
--->'''Donnie:''' ''[laughing]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext No, I don't think about fucking my family.]]

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--->'''Dr.-->'''Dr. Thurman:''' What do you think about during school?
--->'''Donnie:''' -->'''Donnie:''' ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''.
--->'''Dr.-->'''Dr. Thurman:''' You think about your family?
--->'''Donnie:''' -->'''Donnie:''' ''[laughing]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext No, I don't think about fucking my family.]]
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** The ReactionShot directly following this line. Mr. Darko unsuccessfully hides a snort of laughter, Rose just stares, and in the very back, Donnie is smirking.

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** The ReactionShot directly following this line. Mr. Darko unsuccessfully hides [[ActuallyPrettyFunny stifles a snort of laughter, laughter]], Rose just stares, and in the very back, Donnie is smirking.
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* In a deleted scene, Donnie refuses to tell Dr. Thurman anything more embarrassing about himself unless she tells him something. Dr Thurman mentions fantasising about Mr Rogers, to which Donnie lets out a flat "Whoa". He then starts talking about how Gretchen won't kiss him until the moment is just right, but Donnie just wants to get it over with so he can "get to the good stuff". Later at home, Donnie tells his parents that Dr Thurman is really easy to talk to.

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* In a deleted scene, Donnie refuses to tell Dr. Thurman anything more embarrassing about himself unless she tells him something. Dr Thurman mentions fantasising about Mr Rogers, to which Donnie lets out a flat "Whoa". He then starts talking about how Gretchen won't kiss him until the moment is just right, but Donnie just wants to get it over with so he can "get to the good stuff". Later at home, Donnie tells his parents that Dr Thurman is really easy to talk to.to.
* Gretchen doesn't want to kiss Donnie because the time isn't right... and because "there's some fat guy over there staring at us."
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* The StylisticSuck of Jim Cunningham's "Cunning Visions" video is pretty funny to start with, but made even funnier on the [=DVD=] deleted scenes section where you can watch it with commentary by the in-universe producer and director, who are convinced they've created a masterpiece... and end up squabbling over who ate whose donut.

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* The StylisticSuck of Jim Cunningham's "Cunning Visions" video is pretty funny to start with, but made even funnier on the [=DVD=] deleted scenes section where you can watch it with commentary by the in-universe producer and director, who are convinced they've created a masterpiece... and end up squabbling over who ate whose donut.donut.
* In a deleted scene, Donnie refuses to tell Dr. Thurman anything more embarrassing about himself unless she tells him something. Dr Thurman mentions fantasising about Mr Rogers, to which Donnie lets out a flat "Whoa". He then starts talking about how Gretchen won't kiss him until the moment is just right, but Donnie just wants to get it over with so he can "get to the good stuff". Later at home, Donnie tells his parents that Dr Thurman is really easy to talk to.

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* 'You can go suck a fuck!' 'Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?'

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** The ReactionShot directly following this line. Mr. Darko unsuccessfully hides a snort of laughter, Rose just stares, and in the very back, Donnie is smirking.
* 'You can go suck a fuck!' 'Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?'fuck?' Made even better by the fact that Elizabeth looks angry for a split second, then [[ActuallyPrettyFunny bursts into laughter.]]



** Most of Elizabeth and Donnie's scenes, really, once you consider that they're played by [[RealLifeRelative real-life siblings]] Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, and that VitriolicBestBuds dynamic might not be faked.
* When not a {{Tearjerker}}, the hypnotherapy sessions are this. Dr. Thurman's increasing frustration [[AllMenArePerverts trying to get Donnie talk about something that isn't sex]] is funny. Her freaked-out expression after waking him up to stop him ''masturbating on her couch'', as if she was worried it wouldn't work, is ''priceless''.
--->'''Dr. Thurman:''' What do you think about during school?
--->'''Donnie:''' ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''.
--->'''Dr. Thurman:''' You think about your family?
--->'''Donnie:''' ''[laughing]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext No, I don't think about fucking my family.]]



* Drew Berrymore's AtomicFBomb line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''

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* Drew Berrymore's Barrymore's AtomicFBomb line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''after getting fired.
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* Drew Berrymore's PrecisionFStrike line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''

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* Drew Berrymore's PrecisionFStrike AtomicFBomb line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''

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* Drew Berrymore's PrecisionFStrike line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''

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* Drew Berrymore's PrecisionFStrike line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!''''''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''
* The StylisticSuck of Jim Cunningham's "Cunning Visions" video is pretty funny to start with, but made even funnier on the [=DVD=] deleted scenes section where you can watch it with commentary by the in-universe producer and director, who are convinced they've created a masterpiece... and end up squabbling over who ate whose donut.
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* "[[SeriousBusiness Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!]]"
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* "[[SeriousBusiness Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!]]"

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* "[[SeriousBusiness Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!]]"Motion!]]"
* Drew Berrymore's PrecisionFStrike line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''

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* "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

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* "Sometimes "[[SeriousBusiness Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"Motion!]]"
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* "That's some good shit, huh?" [[DeadpanSnarker "It's a fucking cigarette."]]

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* "That's some good shit, huh?" [[DeadpanSnarker "It's a fucking cigarette."]]"]]
* "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
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* "He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card [[AssShove into my anus!]]"

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* "He told me to [[ExpospeakGag forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card card]] [[AssShove into my anus!]]"
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** From the same scene, [[CorruptionOfAMinor "What's a fuckass?"]].
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACNqaEkHmE The Smurfs conversation]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACNqaEkHmE The Smurfs conversation]].conversation]].
* "That's some good shit, huh?" [[DeadpanSnarker "It's a fucking cigarette."]]
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* With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFnQTq6gNQ not everyone is as invested]] in the six year olds' dance troupe as she.

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* With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFnQTq6gNQ com/watch?v=_SbgEYBG-Y8 not everyone is as invested]] in the six year olds' dance troupe as she.
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* "He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

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* "He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card [[AssShove into my anus!"anus!]]"
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* 'You can go suck a fuck!' 'Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?'

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* 'You can go suck a fuck!' 'Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?'fuck?'
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACNqaEkHmE The Smurfs conversation]].
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* "He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

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* "He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"anus!"
* 'You can go suck a fuck!' 'Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?'
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With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFnQTq6gNQ not everyone is as invested]] in the six year olds' dance troupe as she.

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* With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFnQTq6gNQ not everyone is as invested]] in the six year olds' dance troupe as she.she.
* "He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

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