History Funny / DirtyHarry

6th Oct '16 12:53:44 PM CumbersomeTercel
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!!Dirty Harry



* Harry's causal defense of shooting a man: " When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a hard on and a butchers knife, I figure he isn't collecting for the Red Cross."

!!Magnum force
* This exchange:
-->'''Sunny:''' "Hi!"
-->'''Harry:''' "Oh, hi... what's your name?"
-->'''Sunny:''' "Sunny. You know, I've been living here for almost six months now. It's funny I've never met you before."
-->'''Harry:''' "Oh well... I work a lot."
-->'''Sunny:''' "I know. You're the cop who lives upstairs."
-->'''Harry:''' "That's right."
-->'''Sunny:''' "Mind if I ask you a question?"
-->'''Harry:''' "Go ahead."
-->'''Sunny:''' "What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?"
-->'''Harry:''' "Try knocking on the door."
** [[BrickJoke And later,]] ''[[BrickJoke she does]]''. Of course, Harry is called at the precint and put on the vigilante case before they can actually do anything... And when he returns home, ''she's still there''.


!!The Enforcer
* Harry on the interview board for new inspectors. Especially when he cooks up the scenario about the female board member and a shetland pony.
* Captain [=McKay=] arriving with a helicopter and shouting at Bobby Maxwell over a megaphone that he is going to give in to his demands and that he has the money... after Harry has already blown him up with a LAW.
* The way that Harry handles getting transferred to Personnel. It's the way he says the last line, with a mixture of OhCrap and "that figures".
--> '''Harry''': Personnel? That's for assholes!
--> '''[[ObstructiveBureaucrat Captain [=McKay=]]]''': ''I'' was in Personnel for ''ten years''!
-->''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Harry''':...Yeah.
Later when Harry is off the case and McKay demands his info on it:
-->'''Harry:''' May I make a statement, McKay?
-->'''Capt McKay:''' Go ahead!
-->'''Harry:''' Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.
* Harry chases Henry Lee Caldwell, and there is a bit where they actually crash a porno film shoot during the chase.
* At one point, Harry roundhouse kicks someone in the face.

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* Harry's causal defense of shooting a man: " When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a hard on and a butchers knife, I figure he isn't collecting for the Red Cross."

!!Magnum force
* This exchange:
-->'''Sunny:''' "Hi!"
-->'''Harry:''' "Oh, hi... what's your name?"
-->'''Sunny:''' "Sunny. You know, I've been living here for almost six months now. It's funny I've never met you before."
-->'''Harry:''' "Oh well... I work a lot."
-->'''Sunny:''' "I know. You're the cop who lives upstairs."
-->'''Harry:''' "That's right."
-->'''Sunny:''' "Mind if I ask you a question?"
-->'''Harry:''' "Go ahead."
-->'''Sunny:''' "What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?"
-->'''Harry:''' "Try knocking on the door."
** [[BrickJoke And later,]] ''[[BrickJoke she does]]''. Of course, Harry is called at the precint and put on the vigilante case before they can actually do anything... And when he returns home, ''she's still there''.


!!The Enforcer
* Harry on the interview board for new inspectors. Especially when he cooks up the scenario about the female board member and a shetland pony.
* Captain [=McKay=] arriving with a helicopter and shouting at Bobby Maxwell over a megaphone that he is going to give in to his demands and that he has the money... after Harry has already blown him up with a LAW.
* The way that Harry handles getting transferred to Personnel. It's the way he says the last line, with a mixture of OhCrap and "that figures".
--> '''Harry''': Personnel? That's for assholes!
--> '''[[ObstructiveBureaucrat Captain [=McKay=]]]''': ''I'' was in Personnel for ''ten years''!
-->''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Harry''':...Yeah.
Later when Harry is off the case and McKay demands his info on it:
-->'''Harry:''' May I make a statement, McKay?
-->'''Capt McKay:''' Go ahead!
-->'''Harry:''' Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.
* Harry chases Henry Lee Caldwell, and there is a bit where they actually crash a porno film shoot during the chase.
* At one point, Harry roundhouse kicks someone in the face.
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25th Apr '16 12:42:59 PM ajbit26
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\n* The reason that Scorpio payed the black guy to beat him up was to frame Harry by claiming that it was police brutality. When the mayor questions Harry about it, he admits to following Scorpio, but denies assualting him on the grounds that "he looks too damn good!"
* Harry's causal defense of shooting a man: " When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a hard on and a butchers knife, I figure he isn't collecting for the Red Cross."
13th Jan '15 3:02:04 AM Zufgh
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\n* When Scorpio pays the black thug to beat him up.

14th Dec '14 2:22:00 PM Tapol
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Later when Harry is off the case and McKay demands his info on it:
-->'''Harry:''' May I make a statement, McKay?
-->'''Capt McKay:''' Go ahead!
-->'''Harry:''' Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.
22nd Jul '14 6:01:09 AM STFilmmaker
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\n* While Scorpio stealing the liquor owner's gun is tense and out of nowhere. What makes it funny is that after stealing the gun and knocking the owner out he steals another liquor bottle on top of it.

7th Jun '14 3:00:35 AM EDP
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** [[BrickJoke And later,]] ''[[BrickJoke she does]]''. Of course, Harry is called at the precint and put on the case of the movie... And when he returns home, ''she's still there''.


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** [[BrickJoke And later,]] ''[[BrickJoke she does]]''. Of course, Harry is called at the precint and put on the vigilante case of the movie...before they can actually do anything... And when he returns home, ''she's still there''.

7th Jun '14 3:00:00 AM EDP
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!!Magnum force
* This exchange:
-->'''Sunny:''' "Hi!"
-->'''Harry:''' "Oh, hi... what's your name?"
-->'''Sunny:''' "Sunny. You know, I've been living here for almost six months now. It's funny I've never met you before."
-->'''Harry:''' "Oh well... I work a lot."
-->'''Sunny:''' "I know. You're the cop who lives upstairs."
-->'''Harry:''' "That's right."
-->'''Sunny:''' "Mind if I ask you a question?"
-->'''Harry:''' "Go ahead."
-->'''Sunny:''' "What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?"
-->'''Harry:''' "Try knocking on the door."
** [[BrickJoke And later,]] ''[[BrickJoke she does]]''. Of course, Harry is called at the precint and put on the case of the movie... And when he returns home, ''she's still there''.

1st Jun '14 4:56:22 AM EDP
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* The two scenes of Harry ''peeping''. [[AccidentalPervert He starts by accident]], but continues willingly each time.

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* The two scenes of Harry ''peeping''. [[AccidentalPervert He starts by accident]], but continues willingly each time.





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\n** The third time Harry is stalking Scorpio, who got OffOnATechnicality, and one of the places where Scorpio goes is a strip club holding an amateur topless contest. Harry is visibly annoyed when Scorpio leaves and he has to follow him.

31st May '14 12:19:46 PM EDP
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* The two scenes of Harry ''peeping''.

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* The two scenes of Harry ''peeping''. [[AccidentalPervert He starts by accident]], but continues willingly each time.
29th May '14 4:48:11 AM EDP
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* Harry the peeper.
-->'''Gonzales:''' "Is this why they call you Dirty Harry?"


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* The two scenes of Harry the peeper.
-->'''Gonzales:''' "Is
''peeping''.
** The first time Harry is caught by some passerbies who beat him up, and, after saving him and finding out ''why'' they were beating him, his partner Gonzales asks: "[[LampshadeHanging Is
this why they call you Dirty Harry?"

Harry?]]"
** The second time Harry is looking for Scorpio with binoculars when he notices some fanservice in a window... And is noticeably ''pissed'' when he's forced to stop because Scorpio has shown up just when the show was about to get very juicy, and not only has to stop peeping but open fire with an absurdly powerful rifle and thus scare away the girls.

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