History Funny / DiamondsAreForever

23rd Apr '16 6:37:12 AM TheWildWestPyro
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'''Henchman''' (genuinely stunned): I didn't know there was a pool down there.

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'''Henchman''' (genuinely stunned): [[ImprobableAimingSkills I didn't know there was a pool down there.]]
23rd Apr '16 6:36:45 AM TheWildWestPyro
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For a Camp romp, this Bond movie has several moments:

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For a Camp romp, this Bond movie has several moments:
!!The Film



(The two hold hands and practically skip away)

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(The two hold hands and practically skip away)away together)



* While Bond is getting his briefing, he delivers a typical critique on the quality of the brandy being served - when he professes little knowledge on diamonds, M snorts "Refreshing to hear that there is ''one'' subject you're not an expert on!"

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* While Bond is getting his briefing, he delivers a typical critique on the quality of the brandy being served - when he professes little knowledge on diamonds, M snorts "Refreshing to hear that there is ''one'' subject you're not an expert on!"on!"

!!The Novel
24th Jun '15 3:49:27 PM WJTaylor4
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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties - with Plenty protesting from start to finish as her sexual humiliation is played for laughs.

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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties - with Plenty protesting from start to finish as her sexual humiliation is played for laughs.laughs ("I've got friends in this town!).
24th Jun '15 3:48:28 PM WJTaylor4
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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties.

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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties.panties - with Plenty protesting from start to finish as her sexual humiliation is played for laughs.
23rd Jun '15 11:53:07 AM JamesAustin
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** And then his suggestion that they destroy New York City because of all the traffic and smog, so "they can start anew."

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** And then his suggestion that they destroy New York City because of all the traffic smut and smog, traffic, so "they can start anew."
20th Aug '14 6:29:12 PM VinceM
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'''James Bond''': ''[smiling]'' Small world.

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'''James Bond''': ''[smiling]'' Small world.world.
* While Bond is getting his briefing, he delivers a typical critique on the quality of the brandy being served - when he professes little knowledge on diamonds, M snorts "Refreshing to hear that there is ''one'' subject you're not an expert on!"
31st Mar '14 4:33:19 PM ryanasaurus0077
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'''James Bond''': I hear the Hotel Tropicana is quite comfortable. My condolences, gentlemen!\\

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'''James Bond''': I hear that the Hotel Tropicana is Tropicana's quite comfortable. My condolences, gentlemen!\\
31st Mar '14 4:23:55 PM ryanasaurus0077
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[{{Beat}}]\\

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[{{Beat}}]\\''[{{Beat}}]''\\
31st Mar '14 4:23:04 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* When Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd trail Bond and Tiffany on the plane to Los Angeles, the latter quips "I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive... for a lady." Wint turns to Kidd and gives a humorously disapproving look.

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* When Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd trail Bond and Tiffany on the plane to Los Angeles, the latter quips "I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive... for a lady." Wint turns to Kidd and gives a humorously disapproving look.look.
* The "brother" scene, as James Bond, disguised as Mr. Franks, is taken to Slumber, Inc. by black suits under the employ of its funeral director, Morton Slumber.
-->'''Hearse Driver''': The, uh, stiff... ''[clears throat]'' the deceased back there... your brother, Mr. Franks?\\
'''James Bond''': Yes. He was.\\
'''Random Black Suit''': I've got a brother!\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''James Bond''': ''[smiling]'' Small world.
31st Mar '14 4:17:52 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* When Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd trail Bond and Tiffany on the plane, the latter quips "I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive... for a lady." Wint turns to Kidd and gives a humorously disapproving look.

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* When Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd trail Bond and Tiffany on the plane, plane to Los Angeles, the latter quips "I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive... for a lady." Wint turns to Kidd and gives a humorously disapproving look.
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