History Funny / DiamondsAreForever

28th Mar '18 9:55:35 PM cg12345
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* Shady Tree's VillainousRescue of Bond, coming hard on the heels of a [[DarthWiki/NightmareFuel genuinely frightening]] near death moment for Bond is MoodWhiplash at its finest.
-->''[The lid to the casket 007 is roasting alive in cracks open and the CreepyAwesome OminousLatinChanting music instantly cuts out, and the crankiest old fart you can imagine leans over and glares down at Bond]''
-->'''Shady''': You dirty, double-crossing, no-good Limey fink ''those goddamn diamonds are'' '''PHONIES!'''
-->'''Bond''': Now donít tell me -- you're [[FluffyCloudHeaven Saint Peter]]?
17th Mar '18 3:48:41 PM Premonition45
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[DoubleEntendre "Your problems are all behind you."]]]]
5th Feb '18 7:40:51 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* Not to mention the clever method by which Bond smokes out the two assassins at the dinner service.
-->'''Bond''': The wine is quite excellent. Though for such a grand meal, I'd have rather expected a claret.
-->'''Mr. Wint''': Of course, sir. Unfortunately, our cellar is rather poorly stocked with clarets.
-->'''Bond''': Mouton Rotheschild '''is''' a claret. ''(Mr. Wint adjusts his bowtie)''' And I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times, I've smelled a rat.
5th Feb '18 7:38:18 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* This subtle gem as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd prepare their final attempt to kill an unsuspecting Bond and Tiffany with dinner aboard the cruise ship.
-->'''Mr. Kidd''': ''(After having timed a bomb inside a fake cake)'' This will only take a few moments, [[PreMortemOneLiner and then we will leave you in peace]].
1st Oct '17 8:09:50 AM maxwellsilver
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* "You don't just kill James Bond and wait for the cops to arrive!" Of course, Bond isn't really dead - he just placed his membership card to the Playboy club onto a smuggler he was impersonating - but Tiffany's reaction is just priceless.

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* "You don't just kill James Bond and wait for the cops to arrive!" Of course, Bond isn't really dead - he just placed his membership card to the Playboy club Club onto a smuggler he was impersonating - but Tiffany's reaction is just priceless.priceless.
** For that matter, the fact a small-time smuggler would know Bond's identity is hilarious (though understandable, given he constantly introduces himself by his real name).
1st Oct '17 8:05:43 AM maxwellsilver
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'''Henchman''' (genuinely stunned): [[ImprobableAimingSkills I didn't know there was a pool down there.]]

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'''Henchman''' (genuinely stunned): [[ImprobableAimingSkills [[AccidentalAimingSkills I didn't know there was a pool down there.]]
1st Oct '17 8:05:14 AM maxwellsilver
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* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."]]

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* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Well, I'm afraid you've caught me [[RagingStiffie with more than my hands up."]]up]]."
18th Sep '17 7:05:03 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''White''': Tell him he's fired!

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-->'''White''': [[BondOneLiner Tell him he's fired!fired!]]
15th Sep '17 9:56:16 AM Hallwings
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* When Burt Saxby tries to sneak up and shoot Will White, and is gunned down for his efforts:

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* When Burt Bert Saxby tries to sneak up and shoot Will White, and is gunned down for his efforts:



-->'''White''': ''Burt'' Saxby??

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-->'''White''': ''Burt'' ''Bert'' Saxby??
11th Sep '17 3:44:09 PM ryanasaurus0077
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''[=[=][[NonSequitirThud Morton Slumber slams the lid of the now-charred casket in disgust.]] Cut to Bond in the hot tub while on the phone with Felix Leiter]''\\

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''[=[=][[NonSequitirThud Morton ''[=[=]Morton Slumber slams the lid of the now-charred casket in disgust.]] disgust. Cut to Bond in the hot tub while on the phone with Felix Leiter]''\\
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