History Funny / DiamondsAreForever

18th Sep '17 7:05:03 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''White''': Tell him he's fired!

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-->'''White''': [[BondOneLiner Tell him he's fired!fired!]]
15th Sep '17 9:56:16 AM Hallwings
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* When Burt Saxby tries to sneak up and shoot Will White, and is gunned down for his efforts:

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* When Burt Bert Saxby tries to sneak up and shoot Will White, and is gunned down for his efforts:



-->'''White''': ''Burt'' Saxby??

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-->'''White''': ''Burt'' ''Bert'' Saxby??
11th Sep '17 3:44:09 PM ryanasaurus0077
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''[=[=][[NonSequitirThud Morton Slumber slams the lid of the now-charred casket in disgust.]] Cut to Bond in the hot tub while on the phone with Felix Leiter]''\\

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''[=[=][[NonSequitirThud Morton ''[=[=]Morton Slumber slams the lid of the now-charred casket in disgust.]] disgust. Cut to Bond in the hot tub while on the phone with Felix Leiter]''\\
6th Sep '17 10:48:37 PM ryanasaurus0077
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''[Morton Slumber slams the lid of the now-charred casket in disgust. Cut to Bond in the hot tub while on the phone with Felix Leiter]''\\

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''[Morton ''[=[=][[NonSequitirThud Morton Slumber slams the lid of the now-charred casket in disgust. disgust.]] Cut to Bond in the hot tub while on the phone with Felix Leiter]''\\



* "Alimentary, my dear Leiter."

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* "Alimentary, my dear Earlier, before James Bond departs for Slumber, Inc. in the mortuary hearse with the waiting black suits, Felix Leiter does a courtesy inspection of the body to be burned and can't for the life of him figure out where the diamonds are. [[spoiler:After Bond tells him, he swaps the diamonds for some convincing phonies offscreen before authorizing the delivery of the cargo to Slumber, Inc.]]
-->'''Felix Leiter''': I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?\\
'''James Bond''': Alimentary, Dr.
Leiter."
12th Feb '17 1:06:30 AM LtFedora
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-->(Plane explodes)\\

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-->(Plane -->(Helicopter explodes)\\
2nd Aug '16 11:32:33 AM MikeW
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** When Bond shows up, Blofeld dryly states "Surely you haven't come to negotiate, have you? Your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened."
* The classic when Blofeld spots Tiffany with the copy tape stuck in her bikini bottom.
-->'''Blofeld''': Showing a bit more cheek than usual, my dear.
23rd Apr '16 6:37:12 AM TheWildWestPyro
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'''Henchman''' (genuinely stunned): I didn't know there was a pool down there.

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'''Henchman''' (genuinely stunned): [[ImprobableAimingSkills I didn't know there was a pool down there.]]
23rd Apr '16 6:36:45 AM TheWildWestPyro
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For a Camp romp, this Bond movie has several moments:

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For a Camp romp, this Bond movie has several moments:
!!The Film



(The two hold hands and practically skip away)

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(The two hold hands and practically skip away)away together)



* While Bond is getting his briefing, he delivers a typical critique on the quality of the brandy being served - when he professes little knowledge on diamonds, M snorts "Refreshing to hear that there is ''one'' subject you're not an expert on!"

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* While Bond is getting his briefing, he delivers a typical critique on the quality of the brandy being served - when he professes little knowledge on diamonds, M snorts "Refreshing to hear that there is ''one'' subject you're not an expert on!"on!"

!!The Novel
24th Jun '15 3:49:27 PM WJTaylor4
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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties - with Plenty protesting from start to finish as her sexual humiliation is played for laughs.

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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties - with Plenty protesting from start to finish as her sexual humiliation is played for laughs.laughs ("I've got friends in this town!).
24th Jun '15 3:48:28 PM WJTaylor4
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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties.

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* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties.panties - with Plenty protesting from start to finish as her sexual humiliation is played for laughs.
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