History Funny / Diablo

27th Jul '16 4:55:51 AM Morgenthaler
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-->'''Diablo''': [[CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]

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-->'''Diablo''': [[CommanderKeen [[VideoGame/CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]
29th Jan '15 11:55:02 PM hypervelocityvomitcomet
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* The drunken guy (who is about useless otherwise) , when asked about the "Poisoned well" quest: "You drink WATER?"
* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.



* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.

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* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.
4th Aug '14 12:22:00 AM Ravenhull
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4th Aug '14 12:19:57 AM Ravenhull
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** Also available in the Hellfire expansion was the ability to replace said farmer with the "Complete Nut", a man wearing a cow suit, who sends you looking for his other suit (not the brown one, the gray one) that turns him into a man wearing a deer suit, and awards you with the Cow Plate Armor.
--->Moo.\\
I said 'Moo'.\\
Listen, I'm just a cow.
29th Apr '14 8:45:38 PM Willbyr
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A CMOF? in Diablo? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh. (For funny moments in ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'', click [[Funny/DiabloIII here]].)

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A CMOF? in Diablo? ''VideoGame/{{Diablo}}''? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh. (For funny moments in ''VideoGame/DiabloII'' and ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'', click [[Funny/DiabloII here]] and [[Funny/DiabloIII here]].here]] respectively.)
29th Apr '14 8:43:47 PM Willbyr
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.
* Some of the Necromancer's lines are quite funny in a DeadpanSnarker kind of way. Like after defeating the last boss of the optional fourth quest in Act 1, which yields a considerable amount of gold, he says:
--->'''Necromancer''': Treasure hunting? Hmph! Treasure finding? Yeeess.
** Also, his reaction after stopping SnakePeople who were trying to put eternal night over the country:
--->'''Necromancer''': A Shame. [[NightmareFetishist I was starting to enjoy darkness]].
* Lysander seems to be [[ICantHearYou a bit hard of hearing]]:
--->'''Lysander''': Horazon's [[AnachronismStew Urinal]]? Oh, journal! Yes, well... Glad you found it. Such a shame about those poor harem girls, huh? [[IReadItForTheArticles I shall miss them deeply... I mean their conversations, of course.]]

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.
* Some of the Necromancer's lines are quite funny in a DeadpanSnarker kind of way. Like after defeating the last boss of the optional fourth quest in Act 1, which yields a considerable amount of gold, he says:
--->'''Necromancer''': Treasure hunting? Hmph! Treasure finding? Yeeess.
** Also, his reaction after stopping SnakePeople who were trying to put eternal night over the country:
--->'''Necromancer''': A Shame. [[NightmareFetishist I was starting to enjoy darkness]].
* Lysander seems to be [[ICantHearYou a bit hard of hearing]]:
--->'''Lysander''': Horazon's [[AnachronismStew Urinal]]? Oh, journal! Yes, well... Glad you found it. Such a shame about those poor harem girls, huh? [[IReadItForTheArticles I shall miss them deeply... I mean their conversations, of course.]]

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--->'''Diablo''': [[CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]

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--->'''Diablo''': -->'''Diablo''': [[CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]



--->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.
* Gheed has a hilarious line if you try to talk to him before finishing The Forgotten Tower quest.
--->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."
* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest on the original Diablo is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.

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--->'''Na-Krul''': -->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.
* Gheed has a hilarious line if you try to talk to him before finishing The Forgotten Tower quest.
--->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."
* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest on the original Diablo is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.you.

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24th Apr '14 3:13:24 PM GigaGuess
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--->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

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--->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.""
* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest on the original Diablo is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.
2nd Apr '14 7:00:35 AM MarsJenkar
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A CMOF? in Diablo? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh.

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A CMOF? in Diablo? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh. (For funny moments in ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'', click [[Funny/DiabloIII here]].)



* Some of the Necromancers lines are quite funny in a DeadpanSnarker kind of way. Like after defeating the last boss of the optional fourth quest in Act 1, which yields a considerable amount of gold, he says:

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* Some of the Necromancers Necromancer's lines are quite funny in a DeadpanSnarker kind of way. Like after defeating the last boss of the optional fourth quest in Act 1, which yields a considerable amount of gold, he says:



* Lysander seems to be a bit hard of hearing

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* Lysander seems to be [[ICantHearYou a bit hard of hearinghearing]]:
22nd Nov '13 5:30:30 AM Austin
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--->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.

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--->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.together.
* Gheed has a hilarious line if you try to talk to him before finishing The Forgotten Tower quest.
--->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."
24th Oct '13 8:22:37 PM Gene0129
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* A CMOF in Diablo? Yes. The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.

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* A CMOF CMOF? in Diablo? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh.
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The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.
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