History Funny / DesperateHousewives

23rd Feb '18 8:14:43 PM ryanisbetter
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* When the girls are headed to Renee's wedding and Renee is bossing them around:

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* When In the series finale when the girls are headed to Renee's wedding and Renee is bossing them around:
23rd Feb '18 8:14:23 PM ryanisbetter
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* Susan trying to tell her mailman she's not interested in him: "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... become a lesbian!"

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* Susan trying to tell her mailman she's not interested in him: "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... become a lesbian!"lesbian!"
* When the girls are headed to Renee's wedding and Renee is bossing them around:
--> '''Gabby''': Ok, you know what Renee? I know this is your day, but it's only 10:00 and you're already a huge pain in the ass!
--> '''Renee''': Well then I'm running late. I should have been a huge pain in the ass by 9:00!
29th Jan '17 4:18:30 PM MikeW
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--'''Gabrielle''': Are you saying my daughter is fat for her age?

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--'''Gabrielle''': -->'''Gabrielle''': Are you saying my daughter is fat for her age?
29th Jan '17 4:18:15 PM MikeW
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* Susan and Gabby have a talk on how Gabby's daughter is a but chubby, which former model Gabby doesn't like.
--'''Gabrielle''': Are you saying my daughter is fat for her age?
-->'''Susan''': She's fat for ''your'' age.
13th Oct '16 10:58:20 PM lifelover91
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* The look on the plumber's face when he gets hit on by a HollywoodPudgy Teri Hatcher.

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* The look on the plumber's Mike's face when he gets hit on by a HollywoodPudgy Teri Hatcher.



* Susan trying to tell her mailman she's not interested in him: "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... become a lesbian!"

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* Susan trying to tell her mailman she's not interested in him: "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... become a lesbian!"
25th May '15 8:57:16 AM Lancelot07
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* "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... become a lesbian!"

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* Susan trying to tell her mailman she's not interested in him: "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... become a lesbian!"
26th Apr '15 9:41:13 AM Lancelot07
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* "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... the day I become a lesbian!"

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* "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... the day I become a lesbian!"
26th Apr '15 7:17:35 AM Lancelot07
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* "Tuesday is no good! Tuesday is the day I... the day I become a lesbian!"
23rd Jul '14 3:56:50 PM ShorinBJ
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-->'''Bree:''' We can't let her live here! There are crack heads and prostitutes.
-->'''Orson:''' And we'll apologies to them later, right now we need to get her out of our house.

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-->'''Bree:''' We can't let her live here! there! There are crack heads and prostitutes.
-->'''Orson:''' And we'll apologies apologize to them later, later; right now we need to get her out of our house.


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* The episode with the working mother at Lynette's office who still breast-feeds her five year old culminates in Lynette playing drug dealer with chocolate milk as the drug.
9th May '13 10:27:09 PM Sifr1889
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* Carlos explaining to Juanita (his daughter) about what happened to Juanita (his mother). Little Juanita winds up thinking that Bree killed their grandmother. The Solis girl's subsequent reactions for the rest of the episode are hysterical, but special mention goes to Celia's expression when Juanita tells her 'Bree killed Grandma'.

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* Carlos explaining to Juanita (his daughter) about what happened to Juanita (his mother). Little Juanita winds up thinking that Bree killed their grandmother. The Solis girl's subsequent reactions for the rest of the episode are hysterical, but special mention goes to Celia's expression when Juanita tells her 'Bree killed Grandma'.Grandma'.
* Susan discovering MJ isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Particularly when she and Mike watch him struggle to get his hand out of a jar for a good 30 seconds before ''finally'' figuring it out, only for their relief to be short-lived, as Susan quickly notices;
--> '''Susan''': Oh no, he's got a knife and he's [[TooDumbToLive heading to the toaster!]]
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