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-->'''Spartan:''' This isn't the wild west okay? Hurting people's not a good thing!\\
'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]\\
'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]\\
'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
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-->'''Spartan:''' This Huxley, this isn't the wild west okay? "The Wild West"! The ''Wild West'' wasn't even "The Wild West"! Hurting people's not a good thing!\\
'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]\\
'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes''good'' thing! [{{Beat}}] ...Well, ''sometimes'' it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]\\
'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes
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'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
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'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...''[laughs impressed]'' ...Good answer!
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-->'''Reporter:''' How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000?
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
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-->'''Reporter:''' How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000?
-->'''Girl:'''$25,000?\\
'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'',lady!
-->'''Spartan:'''lady!\\
'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
-->'''Girl:'''
'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'',
-->'''Spartan:'''
'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
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-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future? What, is there a battery store around, motherfucker?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
-->'''Guard:''' Excuse me, museum patron. Can I -- ''[Phoenix kills the guards]''
-->'''Phoenix:''' What, where's the Radio Shack?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
-->'''Guard:''' Excuse me, museum patron. Can I -- ''[Phoenix kills the guards]''
-->'''Phoenix:''' What, where's the Radio Shack?
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-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future? What, is there a battery store around, motherfucker?
-->'''Machine:'''motherfucker?\\
'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
-->'''Guard:''']]\\
'''Guard:''' Excuse me, museum patron. Can I -- ''[Phoenix kills theguards]''
-->'''Phoenix:'''guards]''\\
'''Phoenix:''' What, where's the Radio Shack?
-->'''Machine:'''
'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...
-->'''Guard:'''
'''Guard:''' Excuse me, museum patron. Can I -- ''[Phoenix kills the
-->'''Phoenix:'''
'''Phoenix:''' What, where's the Radio Shack?
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--> "He finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass!"
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-->'''Spartan:''' This isn't the wild west okay? Hurting people's not a good thing!
-->'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]
-->'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
-->'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]
-->'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
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-->'''Spartan:''' This isn't the wild west okay? Hurting people's not a good thing!
-->'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]
-->'''Spartan:''' ...thing!\\
'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]\\
'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
-->'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]
-->'''Spartan:''' ...
'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]\\
'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
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-->'''Cocteau:''' Be well.
-->'''Spartan:''' Be fucked.
-->'''Machine:''' John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute--
-->'''Spartan:''' [[ShutUpHannibal *Shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint*]]
-->'''Spartan:''' Be fucked.
-->'''Machine:''' John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute--
-->'''Spartan:''' [[ShutUpHannibal *Shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint*]]
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-->'''Cocteau:''' Be well.
-->'''Spartan:'''well.\\
'''Spartan:''' Befucked.
-->'''Machine:'''fucked.\\
'''Machine:''' John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal MoralityStatute--
-->'''Spartan:'''Statute--\\
'''Spartan:''' [[ShutUpHannibal *Shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint*]]
-->'''Spartan:'''
'''Spartan:''' Be
-->'''Machine:'''
'''Machine:''' John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality
-->'''Spartan:'''
'''Spartan:''' [[ShutUpHannibal *Shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint*]]
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-->'''Huxley''': ''(under her breath)'' Sanctimonius asshole.
-->'''Machine''': Lenina Huxley, you are fined one-half credit for a ''sotto voce'' violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
** Pay close attention to the scene where Phoenix shows up in Cocteau’s apartment. When Phoenix argues that “You can’t take away people’s right to be assholes,” [[{{Hypocrite}} there’s no machine there to fine him for it]].
-->'''Machine''': Lenina Huxley, you are fined one-half credit for a ''sotto voce'' violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
** Pay close attention to the scene where Phoenix shows up in Cocteau’s apartment. When Phoenix argues that “You can’t take away people’s right to be assholes,” [[{{Hypocrite}} there’s no machine there to fine him for it]].
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-->'''Machine''':
'''Machine:''' Lenina Huxley, you are fined one-half credit for a ''sotto voce'' violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
** Pay close attention to the scene where Phoenix shows up in
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--> "Shit! I LOVE that smell! Reminds me of biscuits and gravy!"
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-->'''Huxley''': You mean ''fluid transfer''!?
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--->'''Huxley:''' "You are a savage creature, John Spartan, and I wish you to leave my domicile now."
--->''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a 6-year-old*''
--->'''Spartan:''' "I... You--"
--->''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
--->''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a 6-year-old*''
--->'''Spartan:''' "I... You--"
--->''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
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--->'''Huxley:''' "You are a savage creature, John Spartan, and I wish you to leave my domicile now."
--->''*indignantly"\\
''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a6-year-old*''
--->'''Spartan:'''6-year-old*''\\
'''Spartan:''' "I...You--"
--->''*HuxleyYou--"\\
''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
--->''*indignantly
''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a
--->'''Spartan:'''
'''Spartan:''' "I...
--->''*Huxley
''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
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-->'''Spartan:''' Brake. Brake! BRAKE NOW, YOU MICKEY MOUSE PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT!
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-->'''Spartan:''' What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a cannoli!
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-->'''Huxley:''' Look at you, you're in shambles!
-->'''Spartan:''' Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread.
-->'''Huxley:''' (nods) Oh.
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Spartan:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I really didn't say that, did I?]] Damn it!
-->'''Spartan:''' Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread.
-->'''Huxley:''' (nods) Oh.
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Spartan:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I really didn't say that, did I?]] Damn it!
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-->'''Huxley:''' Look at you, you're in shambles!
-->'''Spartan:'''shambles!\\
'''Spartan:''' Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle andthread.
-->'''Huxley:'''thread.\\
'''Huxley:''' (nods)Oh.
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Spartan:'''Oh.\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Spartan:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I really didn't say that, did I?]] Damn it!
-->'''Spartan:'''
'''Spartan:''' Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and
-->'''Huxley:'''
'''Huxley:''' (nods)
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Spartan:'''
{{Beat}}\\
'''Spartan:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I really didn't say that, did I?]] Damn it!
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-->'''Erwin''': We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
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-->...I can see how that could be confusing.
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--> '''Lenina:''' Just don't ask them where the meat comes from.
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--> '''Spartan''': Well, look at you. You get a bump on the noggin and you think you're Pancho Villa?
--> '''Garcia''': Who?
--> '''Spartan:''' Never mind.
--> '''Garcia''': Who?
--> '''Spartan:''' Never mind.
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--> '''Garcia''': Who?
-->
'''Garcia:''' Who?\\
'''Spartan:''' Never mind.
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--> '''Garcia''': ''(enthusiastically)'' Fuckin' A!
--> '''Spartan:''' Well put.
--> '''Spartan:''' Well put.
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-->
'''Spartan:''' Well
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** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of Creator/DenisLeary's standup routine.
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** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of Creator/DenisLeary's standup routine. This is supported by the fact one of Friendly's men [[{{Corpsing}} can't keep a straight face during his rant]].
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* Rob Schneider's character answering a 911 call in a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: "Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the San Angeles Emergency Line. If you would like an automated response, please press '1' now."
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* Rob Schneider's character answering Erwin gets some good moments:
** Answering a 911 call in a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: "Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the San Angeles Emergency Line. If you would like an automated response, please press '1' now.""
** This gem as he and the rest of the San Angeles Police watch Phoenix wipe out the officers sent to subdue him:
-->'''Erwin''': We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
** He laughs at Spartan not knowing how to use the three seashells, only for Spartan to give him a look which immediately changes his tune. Schneider's timing and delivery are ''perfect''.
-->...I can see how that could be confusing.
** Answering a 911 call in a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: "Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the San Angeles Emergency Line. If you would like an automated response, please press '1' now.
** This gem as he and the rest of the San Angeles Police watch Phoenix wipe out the officers sent to subdue him:
-->'''Erwin''': We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
** He laughs at Spartan not knowing how to use the three seashells, only for Spartan to give him a look which immediately changes his tune. Schneider's timing and delivery are ''perfect''.
-->...I can see how that could be confusing.
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* This bit with Spartan is worth a chuckle as well.
-->'''Spartan:''' This isn't the wild west okay? Hurting people's not a good thing!
-->'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]
-->'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
-->'''Spartan:''' This isn't the wild west okay? Hurting people's not a good thing!
-->'''Spartan:''' [{{Beat}}]
-->'''Spartan:''' ...Well sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!
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* The part where Spartan crashes in the futuristic police car:
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* The part where Huxley's giddy excitement over the fact that Phoenix has stolen her squad car and she and Spartan crashes in the futuristic police car:have to chase it down.
** Followed promptly by Spartan throwing Phoenix out of it and then crashing it into a fountain:
** Followed promptly by Spartan throwing Phoenix out of it and then crashing it into a fountain:
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* Phoenix sees some Asian tourists and mutters some ChingChong-sounding gibberish just because it seemed funny. It's like the movie saw the need to remind the audience that a maniac who kills innocent people for fun wouldn't draw the line at racism.
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** And the bugger beside him is this close to {{corpsing}}.
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** One wonders how the reporter reacted to that.
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*** The machine fines him for beeping back at it!
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* Spartan obtains a burger and a bottle of beer in Edgar Friendly's base. Which is in the sewers. Base of the same rebels who stole food from Taco Bell in one of the previous scenes. Despite everything, he still calls it [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative the best burger he had in years.]]
--> '''Lenina:''' Just don't ask them where the meat comes from.
--> '''Lenina:''' Just don't ask them where the meat comes from.
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-->"Holy ''shit'', I '''LOVE''' this gun! God''damn''!"
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* ''"You're on '''TV!!"''''' [[UnSoundEffect *television!*]] Such a corny line, and yet there's nothing better you can possibly yell before smacking someone with a TV set (just ahead of [[VerbThis "Watch this!]]").
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* ''"You're on '''TV!!"''''' [[UnSoundEffect *television!*]] Such a corny line, and yet there's nothing better you can possibly yell before smacking someone with a TV set (just ahead of [[VerbThis "Watch this!]]").this!]]" or "[[Film/GrossePointeBlank Popcorn!]]").
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** One wonders how the reporter reacted to that.
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** And right afterward, after Huxley breaks him out of the "Secure Foam" that filled the car to protect him from injury:
-->'''Spartan:''' What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a cannoli!
-->'''Spartan:''' What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a cannoli!
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-->'''Spartan:''' Thanks a lot, you [[ClusterFBomb shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass]]. [smirks at the entire force] I'll be right back.
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-->'''Spartan:''' Thanks a lot, you [[ClusterFBomb shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass]]. [smirks at the entire force] So much for the seashells. I'll be right back.see you in a few minutes.
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* Officer Alfredo Garcia happily joining Edgar Friendly and the Scraps.
--> '''Garcia''': (''happily cheering'') Fuckin' A!
** Spartan becomes impressed with Garcia.
--> '''Garcia''': (''happily cheering'') Fuckin' A!
** Spartan becomes impressed with Garcia.
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* The straitlaced Officer Alfredo Garcia happily joining Edgar Friendly and the Scraps.
Scraps, after being injured in an attempt to stop Phoenix from killing Friendly:
--> '''Spartan''': Well, look at you. You get a bump on the noggin and you think you're Pancho Villa?
--> '''Garcia''':(''happily cheering'') Who?
--> '''Spartan:''' Never mind.
* Garcia even earns a bit of respect from Spartan at the end, after Spartan tells the cops and Scraps to work together in reforming San Angeles:
--> '''Garcia''': ''(enthusiastically)'' Fuckin' A!
** Spartan becomes impressed with Garcia.--> '''Spartan:''' Well put.
--> '''Spartan''': Well, look at you. You get a bump on the noggin and you think you're Pancho Villa?
--> '''Garcia''':
--> '''Spartan:''' Never mind.
* Garcia even earns a bit of respect from Spartan at the end, after Spartan tells the cops and Scraps to work together in reforming San Angeles:
--> '''Garcia''': ''(enthusiastically)'' Fuckin' A!
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* Phoenix's stolen AcMag gun finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
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* Phoenix's stolen AcMag The ACMAG gun finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
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-->'''Guard:''' Excuse me, museum patron. Can I -- ''[Phoenix kills the guards[]''
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-->'''Guard:''' Excuse me, museum patron. Can I -- ''[Phoenix kills the guards[]''guards]''
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** Then Phoenix starts racking up "Verbal Morality Violations", eventually beeping angrily right back at the machine.
* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a "phaser gun" when two museum guards walk up to him and try to politely ask him to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with the computer.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a "phaser gun" when two museum guards walk up to him and try to politely ask him to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with the computer.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
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** Then Phoenix starts racking up "Verbal Morality Violations", fines for swearing, eventually beeping angrily right back at the machine.
* After stealing some guns from the museum, Phoenixargues with asks a computer terminal about using a "phaser gun" when two museum high-tech weapon he's just seen. Two guards walk up to him and try to politely ask him to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. stop, and he cuts them both down in one shotgun blast. Without looking turning to look at them or pausing in his conversation with the computer.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in thefuture?future? What, is there a battery store around, motherfucker?
* After stealing some guns from the museum, Phoenix
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the
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* Phoenix's new "phaser gun" finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
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-->'''Guard:''' Excuse me, museum patron. Can I -- ''[Phoenix kills the guards[]''
-->'''Phoenix:''' What, where's the Radio Shack?
* Phoenix'snew "phaser gun" stolen AcMag gun finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
-->'''Phoenix:''' What, where's the Radio Shack?
* Phoenix's
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* Spartan doing a FacePalm when he finds out just what passes for popular music in San Angeles, while Garcia and Huxley cheerfully sing along to the "Armour Hot Dogs" jingle:
-->"...Somebody put me back in the fridge."
-->"...Somebody put me back in the fridge."
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* The statement of a little girl that Spartan saved while blowing up a mini-mall in the process.
-->'''Reporter:''' How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000?
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before him tells the computer that he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabs him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.
** Then Phoenix starts racking up "Verbal Morality Violations", eventually beeping angrily right back at the machine.
* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a "phaser gun" when two museum guards walk up to him and try to politely ask him to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with the computer.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
* Phoenix's new "phaser gun" finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
* Really, a fair bit of Phoenix's screen time is hilarious; it's hard to remember how much of a CompleteMonster he is because he's just ''so damn funny''.
* ''"You're on '''TV!!"''''' [[UnSoundEffect *television!*]] Such a corny line, and yet there's nothing better you can possibly yell before smacking someone with a TV set (just ahead of [[VerbThis "Watch this!]]").
-->'''Reporter:''' How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000?
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before him tells the computer that he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabs him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.
** Then Phoenix starts racking up "Verbal Morality Violations", eventually beeping angrily right back at the machine.
* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a "phaser gun" when two museum guards walk up to him and try to politely ask him to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with the computer.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
* Phoenix's new "phaser gun" finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
* Really, a fair bit of Phoenix's screen time is hilarious; it's hard to remember how much of a CompleteMonster he is because he's just ''so damn funny''.
* ''"You're on '''TV!!"''''' [[UnSoundEffect *television!*]] Such a corny line, and yet there's nothing better you can possibly yell before smacking someone with a TV set (just ahead of [[VerbThis "Watch this!]]").
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* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a "phaser gun" when two museum guards walk up to him and try to politely ask him to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with the computer.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
* Phoenix's new "phaser gun" finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
* Really, a fair bit of Phoenix's screen time is hilarious; it's hard to remember how much of a monster he is because he's just ''so damn funny''.
* The statement of a little girl that Spartan saved while blowing up a mini-mall in the process.
-->'''Reporter:''' How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000?
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
* There's also the part where Spartan crashes in the futuristic police car.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
* Phoenix's new "phaser gun" finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
* Really, a fair bit of Phoenix's screen time is hilarious; it's hard to remember how much of a monster he is because he's just ''so damn funny''.
* The statement of a little girl that Spartan saved while blowing up a mini-mall in the process.
-->'''Reporter:''' How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000?
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
* There's also the part where Spartan crashes in the futuristic police car.
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* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a "phaser gun" when two museum guards walk up to him and try to politely ask him to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with Finding out which fast food chain won the computer.
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violationsole victor of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
* Phoenix's new "phaser gun" finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
* Really, a fair bit of Phoenix's screen time is hilarious;so-called "Franchise Wars", leaving it the ''only'' restaurant chain left in existence. In the American version it's hard to remember how much of a monster he Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut, in other versions its name is because he's just ''so damn funny''.
*a mystery. The statement notion all by itself, even in the year of a little girl that this film's release, is too absurd not to laugh at.
* Future sex. It's not as fun as the real thing.
-->'''Huxley''': You mean ''fluid transfer''!?
** Followed by her kicking Spartansaved while blowing up a mini-mall out of her apartment, in the process.
-->'''Reporter:''' How canleast literal way possible:
--->'''Huxley:''' "You are a savage creature, John Spartan, and I wish youjustify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000?
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
* There's alsoleave my domicile now."
--->''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a 6-year-old*''
--->'''Spartan:''' "I... You--"
--->''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
* Spartan meets Edgar Friendly face to face in the sewers and Edgar explains Cocteau's problem with him.
-->'''Edgar:''' "You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
** And the bugger beside him is this close to {{corpsing}}.
** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of Creator/DenisLeary's standup routine.
* The part where Spartan crashes in the futuristic policecar.car:
-->'''Phoenix:''' So, what, it needs batteries? What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation
* Phoenix's new "phaser gun" finishes charging mid-fight with Spartan, so he immediately uses it; cue massive explosion and Simon Phoenix forgetting everything to {{Squee}} over his new toy.
* Really, a fair bit of Phoenix's screen time is hilarious;
*
* Future sex. It's not as fun as the real thing.
-->'''Huxley''': You mean ''fluid transfer''!?
** Followed by her kicking Spartan
-->'''Reporter:''' How can
--->'''Huxley:''' "You are a savage creature, John Spartan, and I wish you
-->'''Girl:''' Fuck ''you'', lady!
-->'''Spartan:''' ''*impressed*'' ...Good answer!
* There's also
--->''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a 6-year-old*''
--->'''Spartan:''' "I... You--"
--->''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
* Spartan meets Edgar Friendly face to face in the sewers and Edgar explains Cocteau's problem with him.
-->'''Edgar:''' "You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
** And the bugger beside him is this close to {{corpsing}}.
** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of Creator/DenisLeary's standup routine.
* The part where Spartan crashes in the futuristic police
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-->'''Spartan:''' Thanks a lot, you [[ClusterFBomb shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass]].
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-->'''Spartan:''' Thanks a lot, you [[ClusterFBomb shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass]]. [smirks at the entire force] I'll be right back.
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* ''"You're on '''TV!!"''''' [[UnSoundEffect *television!*]] Such a corny line, and yet there's nothing better you can possibly yell before smacking someone with a TV set (just ahead of [[VerbThis "Watch this!]]").
* Spartan meets Edgar Friendly face to face in the sewers and Edgar explains Cocteau's problem with him.
-->'''Edgar:''' "You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
** And the bugger beside him is this close to {{corpsing}}.
** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of Creator/DenisLeary's standup routine.
* Spartan meets Edgar Friendly face to face in the sewers and Edgar explains Cocteau's problem with him.
-->'''Edgar:''' "You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
** And the bugger beside him is this close to {{corpsing}}.
** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of Creator/DenisLeary's standup routine.
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* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before him tells the computer that he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabs him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.
** Then Phoenix starts racking up "Verbal Morality Violations", eventually beeping angrily right back at the machine.
* Finding out which fast food chain won the sole victor of the so-called "Franchise Wars", leaving it the ''only'' restaurant chain left in existence. In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut, in other versions its name is a mystery. The notion all by itself, even in the year of this film's release, is too absurd not to laugh at.
* Future sex. It's not as fun as the real thing.
-->'''Huxley''': You mean ''fluid transfer''!?
** Followed by her kicking Spartan out of her apartment, in the least literal way possible:
--->'''Huxley:''' "You are a savage creature, John Spartan, and I wish you to leave my domicile now."
--->''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a 6-year-old*''
--->'''Spartan:''' "I... You--"
--->''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
** Then Phoenix starts racking up "Verbal Morality Violations", eventually beeping angrily right back at the machine.
* Finding out which fast food chain won the sole victor of the so-called "Franchise Wars", leaving it the ''only'' restaurant chain left in existence. In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut, in other versions its name is a mystery. The notion all by itself, even in the year of this film's release, is too absurd not to laugh at.
* Future sex. It's not as fun as the real thing.
-->'''Huxley''': You mean ''fluid transfer''!?
** Followed by her kicking Spartan out of her apartment, in the least literal way possible:
--->'''Huxley:''' "You are a savage creature, John Spartan, and I wish you to leave my domicile now."
--->''*indignantly points at the door and stomps her foot like a 6-year-old*''
--->'''Spartan:''' "I... You--"
--->''*Huxley silently repeats the same gesture again*''
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* Finding out which fast food chain won the sole victor of the so-called "Franchise Wars", leaving it the ''only'' restaurant chain left in existence. [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut, in other versions its name is a mystery]]. The notion all by itself, even in the year of this film's release, is too absurd not to laugh at.
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* Finding out which fast food chain won the sole victor of the so-called "Franchise Wars", leaving it the ''only'' restaurant chain left in existence. [[spoiler:In In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut, in other versions its name is a mystery]].mystery. The notion all by itself, even in the year of this film's release, is too absurd not to laugh at.
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-->'''Spartan:''' *Shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint*
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-->'''Spartan:''' [[ShutUpHannibal *Shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint*faint*]]
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** Pay close attention to the scene where Phoenix shows up in Cocteau’s apartment. When Phoenix argues that “You can’t take away people’s right to be assholes,” [[{{Hypocrite}} there’s no machine there to fine him for it]].