History Funny / Dateline

26th Nov '17 10:42:19 AM PeaceAndLove
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-->'''Hansen:''' For sex you are ''not'' coming?

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-->'''Hansen:''' For sex you are ''not'' coming?coming?
* After being told that a predator was here to be a [[BlatantLies "big brother"]] to a 13-year-old boy.
-->'''Hansen:''' So you were coming over to be a mentor...?
-->'''Mcintosh:''' In a way, yeah. I'm sure you've heard that 20 billion times.
-->'''Hansen:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore 20 billion and]] ''[[NeverHeardThatOneBefore one]]'', [[DeadpanSnarker counting tonight.]]
12th Nov '17 5:30:05 PM PeaceAndLove
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* The guy with the sideways hat and the "man" {{verbal tic}} in Fort Myers is a laugh riot.

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* The guy with the sideways hat and the "man" "dude" {{verbal tic}} in Fort Myers is a laugh riot.riot.
-->'''Schumacher:''' Hey, NBC, two words: roleplaying chatroom, dude.
11th Nov '17 5:45:24 AM PeaceAndLove
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* One of the predators had a mild speech impediment, causing his "oh, crap" to come out as "aw, cwap".

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* One of the predators had a mild speech impediment, causing his "oh, crap" to come out as "aw, cwap".cwap".
* ''"For sex I am not coming."''
-->'''Hansen:''' For sex you are ''not'' coming?
6th Nov '17 10:16:21 PM PeaceAndLove
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->''"These are serious investigations, but, undeniably, there are moments that...y'know, border on the humorous."''

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->''"These are serious investigations, but, undeniably, there are moments that... y'know, border on the humorous."''
18th Oct '17 7:52:35 AM PeaceAndLove
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[[caption-width-right:350:''[[BlatantLies "I just came to get something to eat!"]]'']]
9th Jun '17 9:18:17 PM whateveryousay21
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* The guy with the sideways hat and the "man" {{verbal tic}} in Fort Myers is a laugh riot.

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* The guy with the sideways hat and the "man" {{verbal tic}} in Fort Myers is a laugh riot.riot.
* One of the predators had a mild speech impediment, causing his "oh, crap" to come out as "aw, cwap".
30th Mar '17 3:20:31 PM PeaceAndLove
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* Most of Hansen's lines are DeadpanSnarker comedy gold. Some highlights include, "No hug for me?", "It's a little late for that, [[TotallyRadical dawg]]", and, of course, "Marvin, you're ''[[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked!]]''"

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* Most of Hansen's lines are DeadpanSnarker comedy gold. Some highlights include, "No hug for me?", "It's a little late for that, [[TotallyRadical dawg]]", and, of course, "Marvin, you're ''[[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked!]]''"naked!]]''"
* The guy with the sideways hat and the "man" {{verbal tic}} in Fort Myers is a laugh riot.
13th Jan '17 7:28:22 PM tvtropesruinedmylife22
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* One man who arrived completely naked into the decoy house was allowed to leave... ''[[TooDumbToLive only to get busted for the same exact thing less than 24 hours later.]]'' Chris Hansen confronts him at a UsefulNotes/McDonalds, and the predator proclaims "I was only trying to get something to eat!" several times. He was clothed that time, in a "God Bless America" shirt.

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* One man who arrived completely naked into the decoy house was allowed to leave... ''[[TooDumbToLive only to get busted for the same exact thing less than 24 hours later.]]'' Chris Hansen Hansen, understandably irritated, confronts him at a UsefulNotes/McDonalds, and the predator proclaims "I was only trying to get something to eat!" several times. He was clothed that time, in a "God Bless America" shirt.
13th Jan '17 7:26:49 PM tvtropesruinedmylife22
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* "No hug for me?"

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* Most of Hansen's lines are DeadpanSnarker comedy gold. Some highlights include, "No hug for me?"me?", "It's a little late for that, [[TotallyRadical dawg]]", and, of course, "Marvin, you're ''[[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked!]]''"
9th Jan '17 5:35:52 AM tvtropesruinedmylife22
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->''"These are serious investigations, but, undeniably, there are moments that...y'know, border on the humorous."''
-->--'''Chris Hansen'''
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