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* Sister Itsuka arc: When Origami asks if Tohka's okay, Shido initially took it as proof that the former is now okay with the latter, but after saying she's fine, Origami was disappointed.
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*** Later in the restaurant, Shido attempting to get a reaction out of Origami by successively pretending he's a {{lolicon}} [=/=] [[IncestSubtext momcon]] [=/=] [[BrotherSisterIncest siscon]] [=/=] [[TheCasanova playboy]]. Turns out it's to disgust her so she rejects her love for him. [[SpringtimeForHitler With little effect]].

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*** Later in the restaurant, Shido attempting to get a reaction out of Origami by successively pretending he's a {{lolicon}} paedophile [=/=] [[IncestSubtext momcon]] [=/=] [[BrotherSisterIncest siscon]] [=/=] [[TheCasanova playboy]]. Turns out it's to disgust her so she rejects her love for him. [[SpringtimeForHitler With little effect]].
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* Killer Hurumi arc:

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* Killer Hurumi Kurumi arc:
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** From the light novel, Hiroto Tonomachi introduces Origami as the third most-wanted girlfriend on the list of the thirteen most-wanted girlfriends. When Shido asks why it's a top thirteen list, Tonomachi says the organiser got thirteenth place, before saying the most-wanted boyfriends goes to ''358'' places, shocking Shido, who immediately realises the organiser of ''that'' list got 358th. When he asks what Tonomachi got, he admits ''he's'' the one who got 358th. And then he says that he and Shido were voted ''best couple''.

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** From the light novel, Hiroto Tonomachi introduces Origami as the third most-wanted girlfriend on the list of the thirteen most-wanted girlfriends. When Shido asks why it's a top thirteen ''thirteen'' list, Tonomachi says the organiser got thirteenth place, before saying the most-wanted boyfriends goes to ''358'' places, shocking Shido, who immediately realises the organiser of ''that'' list got 358th. When he asks what Tonomachi got, he admits ''he's'' the one who got 358th. And then he says that he and Shido were voted ''best couple''.
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* When [[NotBloodSiblings Kotori]] and [[LongLostRelative Mana]] argue about which of them (foster or real) is the better younger sister to Shido, Kotori drops this gem:

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* Puppet Yoshino arc:
** When Yoshinon insults Tohka, she rips the puppet off Yoshino's hand and strangles it, thinking it is actually alive.
* Killer Hurumi arc:
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When [[NotBloodSiblings Kotori]] and [[LongLostRelative Mana]] argue about which of them (foster or real) is the better younger sister to Shido, Kotori drops this gem:



* When Yoshinon insults Tohka, she rips the puppet off Yoshino's hand and strangles it, thinking it is actually alive.
* When [[BromanticFoil Hiroto Tonomachi]] expresses shock that Shido doesn't know who [[IdolSinger Miku Izayoi]] is, he claims that within their generation "there's no one other than stupid Itsuka-kun that doesn’t know about the super national idol Miku-tan", and that if he were to be proven wrong, he'd kneel down on the ground and eat spaghetti with his ass. Without skipping a beat, Shido promptly asks [[FishOutOfWater Tohka]].

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* When Yoshinon insults Tohka, she rips the puppet off Yoshino's hand and strangles it, thinking it is actually alive.
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Lily Miku arc:
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When [[BromanticFoil Hiroto Tonomachi]] expresses shock that Shido doesn't know who [[IdolSinger Miku Izayoi]] is, he claims that within their generation "there's no one other than stupid Itsuka-kun that doesn’t know about the super national idol Miku-tan", and that if he were to be proven wrong, he'd kneel down on the ground and eat spaghetti with his ass. Without skipping a beat, Shido promptly asks [[FishOutOfWater Tohka]].



* From the video game adaptation, people had a little chuckle when they saw the "Data Install" sign.
* [[OriginalVideoAnimation Episode 13]] of the first season is a ''goldmine'' of hilarious moments, which is actually based from Date A Live Encore Light Novel, a spin-off of the Date A Live novel. To wit:
** [[Creator/KotonoMitsuishi The narrator]] is known for zany lines in the opening animation, but this one takes the cake:
--> "A pervert. That is someone who likes it when the bud of rose blossoms, or when a butterfly moves its wings at night. [[GratuitousEnglish I can't stop za loneliness!]] Who knew I was like this?"
** The entire EpicFail breakup date between Shido and Origami:
*** In Shido's first breakup attempt, Shido [[note]] with the help from Kotori and the Fraxinus crew[[/note]] ask Origami to change into a SchoolSwimsuit with dog ears and tail, ''and'' asking her to walk on all fours. ''[[RefugeInAudacity Which she does]]''.
---> '''[[MissionControl Kotori]]:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe What?!? No way!]]
*** [[UpToEleven Right after that]], she rips off Shido's belt, puts it around her neck like a leash and ''starts acting like a dog''. Shido [[ColorFailure just breaks down]] and desperately tries to apologize. She doesn't care a bit.
---> '''Origami:''' Woof! *pant pant* Woof!
*** Later in the restaurant, Shido attempting to get a reaction out of Origami by successively pretending he's a {{lolicon}} [=/=] [[IncestSubtext momcon]] [=/=] [[BrotherSisterIncest siscon]] [=/=] [[TheCasanova playboy]]. Turns out it's to disgust her so she rejects her love for him. [[SpringtimeForHitler With little effect]].
*** The final kicker is when Origami was going to the bathroom, Shido ask Origami to do it her. Once again...''[[RefugeInAudacity she does]]''. Shido tries to stop her but he accidentally takes down Origami's skirt. And Origami just stands there showing her black panties like it was noting, much to everyone's shock.
---> '''Origami''': You want it ''on'' you? Or do you want to [[CensoredForComedy ***]]?
---> '''Shido''': [[ColorFailure PARDON?!]]
---> '''[[ChivalrousPervert Kyohei]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards SHE'S... SHE'S KINKY AS HELL!]]
---> '''Kotori''': (DiveKick him) You're the one to talk!
** To make up for [[NiceJobBreakingItHero accidentally telling Tohka he hates her]] and running into a bout with [[ClingyJealousGirl Origami]], Shido takes her to the arcades. Where she promptly breaks some machines.
** After her date with Shido, Tohka comes to school unexpectedly happy. When asked why, [[ThatCameOutWrong she blurts out stuff that could be mistaken for sex while having an ecstatic face]]. Cue her schoolmates' bewilderment.
--> '''Tohka:''' [[InnocentInnuendo There was punching and hitting in random bouts. It felt so good!]]
** The above leads to the class turning to Shido, who tries to claim his innocence... at least until a naked picture of Tohka slips out from his pocket. When he takes it back from Ai, he realizes what it is, and a ''oh YEAH'' sound effect can be heard.
* Volume 6:



* In Volume 7, Miku, who is controlling Yoshino as well as the Yamai sisters, orders them to eliminate the enemy Wizards. Problem is, they also count Mana, who's there backing Shido up as an enemy Wizard. What does Mana do? Bumps into Ryouko's squad and essentially says "Tag, you're it!"
* While poking around Miku's things, Kurumi finds a bra that's the size of her head and goes, YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe
* The epilogue of season 2 has Miku singing one of her previous songs when she was still Tsukino Yoimachi. After a long {{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, she proceeds to thank Shido by calling him "Darling". [[MoodWhiplash Cue her audience's utter confusion]] as well as this exchange:

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* In Volume 7, Truth Miku arc:
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Miku, who is controlling Yoshino as well as the Yamai sisters, orders them to eliminate the enemy Wizards. Problem is, they also count Mana, who's there backing Shido up as an enemy Wizard. What does Mana do? Bumps into Ryouko's squad and essentially says "Tag, you're it!"
* ** While poking around Miku's things, Kurumi finds a bra that's the size of her head and goes, YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe
* ** The epilogue of season 2 has Miku singing one of her previous songs when she was still Tsukino Yoimachi. After a long {{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, she proceeds to thank Shido by calling him "Darling". [[MoodWhiplash Cue her audience's utter confusion]] as well as this exchange:



* Early in Volume 8, Tohka and Yamai sisters halted Miku's attempt to give Shidou a goodbye kiss, only to end up getting chased off by Miku's attempt to do a proxy kiss with Tohka.
* The majority of Volume 9 Chapter 8. After saving Natsumi from Ellen and taken her into an underground facility owned by Ratatoskr, Shido and his friends decide to open up Natsumi's heart despite Natsumi revealing her being a [[TokenMiniMoe true form]].

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* Early in Volume 8, Search Natsumi arc: Tohka and Yamai sisters halted Miku's attempt to give Shidou a goodbye kiss, only to end up getting chased off by Miku's attempt to do a proxy kiss with Tohka.
* The majority of Volume 9 Chapter 8. Change Natsumi arc:
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After saving Natsumi from Ellen and taken her into an underground facility owned by Ratatoskr, Shido and his friends decide to open up Natsumi's heart despite Natsumi revealing her being a [[TokenMiniMoe true form]].



* In the opening of volume 10, [[HotWitch Natsumi in her grown up form]] teases [[ACupAngst Kotori]] after the later tells Natsumi that she should try to do something about her using her transformational powers as crutch to combat her complex. Having stepped on that landmine, Kotori angrily points out that Natsumi's real form is even scrawnier than she is, only to try and backpedal once Natsumi turns on the waterworks.

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* In the opening of volume 10, Angel Tobiichi arc: [[HotWitch Natsumi in her grown up form]] teases [[ACupAngst Kotori]] after the later tells Natsumi that she should try to do something about her using her transformational powers as crutch to combat her complex. Having stepped on that landmine, Kotori angrily points out that Natsumi's real form is even scrawnier than she is, only to try and backpedal once Natsumi turns on the waterworks.



* Volume 11: [[spoiler: past!Kurumi wearing an eyepatch and present!Kurumi seeing it as an OldShame with Shido not getting any clear answers.]]

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* Volume 11: Devil Tobiichi arc:
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[[spoiler: past!Kurumi wearing an eyepatch and present!Kurumi seeing it as an OldShame with Shido not getting any clear answers.]]



* Volume 12: [[spoiler: A NotHimself Shido flirts with anything he sees, including Ellen! HilarityEnsues]]
** Westcott's surprised reaction towards Ellen's enthusiasm thanks to the above events.

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* Volume 12: Disaster Itsuka arc:
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[[spoiler: A NotHimself Shido flirts with anything he sees, including Ellen! HilarityEnsues]]
** *** Westcott's surprised reaction towards Ellen's enthusiasm thanks to the above events.



* Volume 13: Nia, just Nia's antics for most of the volume.
* Volume 14: How Nia just slides by the [[spoiler:WhamLine she dropped at the end of the previous volume over mentioning how all the Spirit were formerly human.]]
* Volume 15: Back in last volume, Mukuro acted completely indifferent towards Shidou's self-introductory to establish a master-slave relationship[[labelnote:*]]which he made while acting on Ratatoskr's crew decisions[[/labelnote]]. This becomes a BrickJoke after her emotions were unlocked when Mukuro pops into view from a portal and accepts said offer to become his "[[ItMakesSenseInContext flesh slave]]" and asks him to [[InnocentFanserviceGirl enlighten her to its meaning]]. Needless to say, everyone dropped their jaws to her response.

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* Volume 13: Creation Nia arc: Nia, just Nia's antics for most of the volume.
* Volume 14: Planet Mukuro arc: How Nia just slides by the [[spoiler:WhamLine she dropped at the end of the previous volume over mentioning how all the Spirit were formerly human.]]
* Volume 15: Family Mukuro arc:
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Back in last volume, Mukuro acted completely indifferent towards Shidou's self-introductory to establish a master-slave relationship[[labelnote:*]]which he made while acting on Ratatoskr's crew decisions[[/labelnote]]. This becomes a BrickJoke after her emotions were unlocked when Mukuro pops into view from a portal and accepts said offer to become his "[[ItMakesSenseInContext flesh slave]]" and asks him to [[InnocentFanserviceGirl enlighten her to its meaning]]. Needless to say, everyone dropped their jaws to her response.



* The entire ''Date A Quest'' short story. With Shido being the "princess", Kotori BreakingTheFourthWall, and Origami taking Shido's pictures with Shido [[DeadpanSnarker snarking at the entire thing]].

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* Other Media:
** From the video game adaptation, people had a little chuckle when they saw the "Data Install" sign.
** [[OriginalVideoAnimation Episode 13]] of the first season is a ''goldmine'' of hilarious moments, which is actually based from Date A Live Encore Light Novel, a spin-off of the Date A Live novel. To wit:
*** [[Creator/KotonoMitsuishi The narrator]] is known for zany lines in the opening animation, but this one takes the cake:
--> "A pervert. That is someone who likes it when the bud of rose blossoms, or when a butterfly moves its wings at night. [[GratuitousEnglish I can't stop za loneliness!]] Who knew I was like this?"
*** The entire EpicFail breakup date between Shido and Origami:
**** In Shido's first breakup attempt, Shido [[note]] with the help from Kotori and the Fraxinus crew[[/note]] ask Origami to change into a SchoolSwimsuit with dog ears and tail, ''and'' asking her to walk on all fours. ''[[RefugeInAudacity Which she does]]''.
---> '''[[MissionControl Kotori]]:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe What?!? No way!]]
**** [[UpToEleven Right after that]], she rips off Shido's belt, puts it around her neck like a leash and ''starts acting like a dog''. Shido [[ColorFailure just breaks down]] and desperately tries to apologize. She doesn't care a bit.
---> '''Origami:''' Woof! *pant pant* Woof!
**** Later in the restaurant, Shido attempting to get a reaction out of Origami by successively pretending he's a {{lolicon}} [=/=] [[IncestSubtext momcon]] [=/=] [[BrotherSisterIncest siscon]] [=/=] [[TheCasanova playboy]]. Turns out it's to disgust her so she rejects her love for him. [[SpringtimeForHitler With little effect]].
**** The final kicker is when Origami was going to the bathroom, Shido ask Origami to do it her. Once again...''[[RefugeInAudacity she does]]''. Shido tries to stop her but he accidentally takes down Origami's skirt. And Origami just stands there showing her black panties like it was noting, much to everyone's shock.
---> '''Origami''': You want it ''on'' you? Or do you want to [[CensoredForComedy ***]]?
---> '''Shido''': [[ColorFailure PARDON?!]]
---> '''[[ChivalrousPervert Kyohei]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards SHE'S... SHE'S KINKY AS HELL!]]
---> '''Kotori''': (DiveKick him) You're the one to talk!
*** To make up for [[NiceJobBreakingItHero accidentally telling Tohka he hates her]] and running into a bout with [[ClingyJealousGirl Origami]], Shido takes her to the arcades. Where she promptly breaks some machines.
*** After her date with Shido, Tohka comes to school unexpectedly happy. When asked why, [[ThatCameOutWrong she blurts out stuff that could be mistaken for sex while having an ecstatic face]]. Cue her schoolmates' bewilderment.
--> '''Tohka:''' [[InnocentInnuendo There was punching and hitting in random bouts. It felt so good!]]
*** The above leads to the class turning to Shido, who tries to claim his innocence... at least until a naked picture of Tohka slips out from his pocket. When he takes it back from Ai, he realizes what it is, and a ''oh YEAH'' sound effect can be heard.
**
The entire ''Date A Quest'' short story. With Shido being the "princess", Kotori BreakingTheFourthWall, and Origami taking Shido's pictures with Shido [[DeadpanSnarker snarking at the entire thing]].
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* Shido and Tohka casually talk while the AST Wizards are shooting down relentlessly on the latter's barrier. And neither of them seem to be worrying a bit during their (unheard) conversation.
* Episode 2 starts with Shido finishing one route of the dating sim Kotori and Reine gave him for his training with dating Spirits. Once the game's credits roll, he screams enthusiastically while slightly stumbling in his movements, implying he did an all-nighter for said route.

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* Dead End Tohka arc:
** From the light novel, Hiroto Tonomachi introduces Origami as the third most-wanted girlfriend on the list of the thirteen most-wanted girlfriends. When Shido asks why it's a top thirteen list, Tonomachi says the organiser got thirteenth place, before saying the most-wanted boyfriends goes to ''358'' places, shocking Shido, who immediately realises the organiser of ''that'' list got 358th. When he asks what Tonomachi got, he admits ''he's'' the one who got 358th. And then he says that he and Shido were voted ''best couple''.
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Shido and Tohka casually talk while the AST Wizards are shooting down relentlessly on the latter's barrier. And neither of them seem to be worrying a bit during their (unheard) conversation.
* ** Episode 2 starts with Shido finishing one route of the dating sim Kotori and Reine gave him for his training with dating Spirits. Once the game's credits roll, he screams enthusiastically while slightly stumbling in his movements, implying he did an all-nighter for said route.



* Shiro “confessing his feelings” for Tobiichii in the second episode of first season:

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* ** Shiro “confessing his feelings” for Tobiichii in the second episode of first season:



* Shido attempting to flirt with [[SenseiChan Tamae "Tama-chan"]] [[ChristmasCake Okamine-sensei]] for his training. Her reaction and response is gold. So is [[TheComicallySerious Ori]][[StalkerWithACrush gami's]] reaction.
* Kotori introduces the rest of the Fraxinus' operating crew, complete with BossSubtitles PlayedForLaughs.

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* ** Shido attempting to flirt with [[SenseiChan Tamae "Tama-chan"]] [[ChristmasCake Okamine-sensei]] for his training. Her reaction and response is gold. So is [[TheComicallySerious Ori]][[StalkerWithACrush gami's]] reaction.
* ** Kotori introduces the rest of the Fraxinus' operating crew, complete with BossSubtitles PlayedForLaughs.



* [[ButtMonkey Shido's]] [[DisproportionateRetribution punishments]] whenever he screws up any of the dating aspect. Ranging from revealing his childhood secrets to ''broadcasting said secrets live on radio''. And that's just the start.
* When approaching Tohka, she demands to hear Shido's name. He then shouts that if she's to ask for his name, then she has to give him her name first. There is then an instantaneous cut to Shido getting attacked by Tohka, saying "I knew it!"

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* ** [[ButtMonkey Shido's]] [[DisproportionateRetribution punishments]] whenever he screws up any of the dating aspect. Ranging from revealing his childhood secrets to ''broadcasting said secrets live on radio''. And that's just the start.
* ** When approaching Tohka, she demands to hear Shido's name. He then shouts that if she's to ask for his name, then she has to give him her name first. There is then an instantaneous cut to Shido getting attacked by Tohka, saying "I knew it!"
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%%** It's even funnier in Version IF drama CD, since Miku and Reine is included in the game.
acted the king's commands (which was her command in the first place) after Origami was caught cheating.

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%%** It's even funnier in Version IF drama CD, since Miku and Reine is included in the game.
acted the king's commands (which was her command in the first place) after Origami was caught cheating.
game. Her reaction when she's ordered to lick Origami's legs is gold.
14th Jul '17 3:46:12 AM himmelicht
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%%* The Spirit King Game have Origami barging in the middle of the King's game, and cheated her way into commanding nearly everyone into embarrassing orders. Then she acted the king's commands in a deadpan manner before she finally collapsed while acting on Shidou's order to get along with Tohka.
%%** It's even funnier in Version IF drama CD, since Miku and Reine is included in the game.
acted the king's commands (which was her command in the first place) after Origami was caught cheating.
28th Jun '17 2:26:36 AM himmelicht
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* Volume 15: Back in last volume, Mukuro acted completely indifferent towards Shidou's self-introductory. This becomes a BrickJoke after her emotions were unlocked when Mukuro pops into view from a portal and accepts said offer to become his "[[ItMakesSenseInContext flesh slave]]" and asks him to [[InnocentFanserviceGirl enlighten her to its meaning]]. Needless to say, everyone dropped their jaws to her response.

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* Volume 15: Back in last volume, Mukuro acted completely indifferent towards Shidou's self-introductory.self-introductory to establish a master-slave relationship[[labelnote:*]]which he made while acting on Ratatoskr's crew decisions[[/labelnote]]. This becomes a BrickJoke after her emotions were unlocked when Mukuro pops into view from a portal and accepts said offer to become his "[[ItMakesSenseInContext flesh slave]]" and asks him to [[InnocentFanserviceGirl enlighten her to its meaning]]. Needless to say, everyone dropped their jaws to her response.
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%** Likewise, Mukuro acted completely indifferent towards Shidou's self-introductory offer for a master-to-slave relationship.
%--> '''Itsuka Shidou:''' "I'm Itsuka Shidou. I-I'm going to be...your m-master! B-become my s-slave, I'll train you until you can't live without m-me!!"
%--> '''Hoshimiya Mukuro:''' "Huh... Itsuka Shidou, eh?"
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