History Funny / Daria

19th Jun '16 5:32:12 PM Mochitachan
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-->'''Ms. Li:''' Students of ''Lawndale'' High. Your attention, please.\\
'''Jane''': Is that the voice in my head that tells me to "kill and kill" again? \\
'''Daria''': No. Satan's voice is lower and he has a British accent.
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* Despite the fact that the substitute was hitting on Tiffany, his metaphore about "the older man making bloom the young flower" goes completely lost on Tiffany.
-->'''Tiffany''': You're writing about gardening?
* Daria as Substitute English teacher. HilarityEnsues.
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--->'''Daria''': Ok, We know Mr. O'Neall asigned a play and you're ''pretty sure'' the title didn't contain the word "Alien". Do you remember anything else? \\
'''Joey''': Uh... I think the guy in the cover was wearing tights.\\
'''Daria''': Uhm. Since there're no wrestlers in dramas on the syllabus, I'm guessing Shakespeare. \\
'''Jeffey''': Wait, I remember now! He's a stalker. He follows girls home from parties and peeks on their windows. \\
'''Daria''': Romeo and Juliet.
** During all the classes, Daria kept calling any ofthe J's "Joey, Jeffy or Jamie".
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--->'''Daria''': Thanks, "Joey, Jeffy or Jamie". [[SarcasmMode Lawrence Olivier in his present state couldn't have done better]]\\
'''Jamie''': [[SarcasmBlind Cool!]] \\
'''Jeffy''': What does "Woe" mean? \\
'''Daria''': It's like the feeling you'd get if the Superbowl were preempted by Antiques Roadshow. \\
'''Joey''': Wow!! \\
'''Daria''': See?
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--->'''Daria''': Ok, you've read the play, tomorrow you take the test. [all the students whine] Sorry, orders from above. I'd suggest you cheat off your neighbours, but considering who most of you are sitting next to...
** After giving Jeffy's test back_
--->'''Jeffy''': A "B"! You mean, you think [[HoYay Mercutio had a thing for Romeo too]]? \\
'''Daria''': No, but you argued your point well, and I thought your ideas for "keeping him out of the locker room" were original, if a little close-minded.
** Sandi got a "D-" on her test. Why?
--->'''Daria''': ''I'' should have failed you too. See, in Shakespeare's version [[Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet Romeo never goes by the name]] ''[[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio "Leonardo"]]'', [[Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet or takes a swim in his clothes]]. But I gave you an extra credit for realizing that [[TheFilmOfTheBook the movie and the play were somehow connected]].
** Stacy realized that [[BrickJoke they shouldn't have copied from each other]].
15th Jun '16 7:02:03 PM Mochitachan
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* The RunningGag of the episode has Brittany doing a poster, to which a teacher says "I see [the drugs and the alcohol/the gang] but I don't see something that indicates a 'No'", to which Brittany grabs her lipstick and traces a giant "don't" circle.
** This returns as a Brick Joke when Daria and Jane destroy their poster with it.
** To close the episode, Brittany announced that she won the contest.
4th Jun '16 6:23:13 PM gewunomox
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* Daria, Jane and Mystic Spyral stuck in traffic in [[TheAllegedCar The Tank]], while "Everybody Hurts" by {{REM}} plays. It's immediately lampshaded:

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* Daria, Jane and Mystic Spyral stuck in traffic in [[TheAllegedCar The Tank]], while "Everybody Hurts" by {{REM}} Music/{{REM}} plays. It's immediately lampshaded:
28th May '16 8:02:02 PM needlessexposition
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[[AC: Lane Miserables]]
* When Jake opens the door and expects one of Quinn's dates but instead sees Monique, a girlfriend of Trent's. His reaction is hysterical considering he's been accused by Helen of not paying attention to his daughters.
-->'''Jake''': Wow! I really ''don't'' know my kids!
13th May '16 12:09:37 PM jccw227
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'''Jake:''' Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!

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'''Jake:''' -->'''Jake:''' Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!
13th May '16 12:07:49 PM jccw227
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[[AC: Sappy Anniversary]]
* Jake's meltdown after his computer crashes in the middle of a project he was working on.
'''Jake:''' Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!
13th May '16 9:05:02 AM bweb
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\n* Quinn's efforts to raise the money herself don't go that well, either:
--> '''Quinn''': People are so shallow! Here, this is all I got and it's for you, from Upchuck.
--> '''Daria''': Why?
--> '''Quinn''': Deposit. [[BrickJoke He wants to rent that fake boob]] for [[ADateWithRosiePalms the weekend.]]





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* Trent detailing his escape plan to the girls:
--> '''Trent''': All right, here's the plan. I'll sit right here with my foot on the accelerator, ready to burn rubber.
--> '''Jane''': Trent, pull over here and make sure you turn off the car in case you fall asleep, okay?
--> '''Trent''': Alternate plan. Cool.
8th May '16 2:16:11 AM Sabrewing
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* To keep Kevin from performing his part in the play, Brittany continually tells him that they just haven't reached school yet. ''And he keeps falling for it.''
--> '''Kevin:''' Now babe, I ''know'' it doesn't take this long to get to school.
--> '''Brittany:''' Are you ''suuure''?
--> '''Kevin:''' Aw, man!
26th Mar '16 1:21:39 AM kirara19
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** More specifically, you don't even hear the title. Just the [[HeyItsThatVoice announcer's unmistakable voice]], incredulously proclaiming, "Breast implants ''for chickens?!''"

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** More specifically, you don't even hear the title. Just the [[HeyItsThatVoice announcer's unmistakable voice]], voice, incredulously proclaiming, "Breast implants ''for chickens?!''"
20th Jan '16 5:03:11 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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* Daria and Quinn going to see the "Great White" exhibit, where the woman in charge gives them a story that's basically ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' before she starts going off on a rant about Richard Dreyfuss.

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* Daria and Quinn Jane going to see the "Great White" exhibit, where the woman in charge gives them a story that's basically ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' before she starts going off on a rant about Richard Dreyfuss.
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