History Funny / Daria

10th Sep '16 4:58:40 PM jccw227
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** A homeless guy in the soup kitchen barfing on Mack.
5th Sep '16 7:03:41 PM jccw227
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[[AC: College Bored]]
* Daria's fantasy about college life.
-->'''Professor:''' Daria, I know it's only the first week of freshmen year, but I wonder if you'd consider transferring to the graduate school.
-->'''Daria:''' I'm not really sure I want to be a professional student.
-->'''Professor:''' But I don't want you to study. I want you to teach.
-->'''Daria:''' Well...
-->'''Professor:''' Not here, of course. On our Paris campus.
-->'''Daria:''' Oh! Okay.
-->'''Professor:''' Superb! Now I can use your dorm room to carry on affairs with some of the more beautiful undergraduates. Thank you!
-->'''Daria:''' How come, even in my fantasies, everyone's a jerk?




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* The ending after Daria and Jane successfully "deprogram" the Gupty kids.
-->'''Tad and Tricia:''' (Singing) I am cool, and that is it, and everyone else is full of... [[BrokenRecord full of...]] [[CurseCutShort full of...]]
-->'''Mrs. Gupty:''' Tad!
-->'''Mr. Gupty:''' Tricia!
29th Aug '16 6:25:17 PM RubyVisiblyShaken
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-->'''Jane:''' Hmm. Why did I think this would be more interesting?

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-->'''Jane:''' Hmm. [[HoYay Why did I think this would be more interesting?interesting?]]



* Daria, Jane and Mystic Spyral stuck in traffic in [[TheAllegedCar The Tank]], while "Everybody Hurts" by Music/{{REM}} plays. It's immediately lampshaded:

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* Daria, Jane and Mystic Mystik Spyral stuck in traffic in [[TheAllegedCar The Tank]], while "Everybody Hurts" by Music/{{REM}} plays. It's immediately lampshaded:
22nd Aug '16 11:17:24 AM Mullon
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* After Jake and Trent's musical number when they decide they have to find Daria and Jane:
-->'''Jake:''' Your daughter and my sister are out there-
-->'''Trent:''' That doesn't sound right.
-->'''Jake:''' and we've got to find them! It's our duty, dammit!
18th Aug '16 7:08:32 AM daveydaveson
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[[AC: The New Kid]]
* Helen's abandonment of her usual treacly hospitality when Ted's particularly new-age parents push her too far.
-->'''Helen:''' Now listen here, hippie!
19th Jun '16 5:32:12 PM Mochitachan
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-->'''Ms. Li:''' Students of ''Lawndale'' High. Your attention, please.\\
'''Jane''': Is that the voice in my head that tells me to "kill and kill" again? \\
'''Daria''': No. Satan's voice is lower and he has a British accent.
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* Despite the fact that the substitute was hitting on Tiffany, his metaphore about "the older man making bloom the young flower" goes completely lost on Tiffany.
-->'''Tiffany''': You're writing about gardening?
* Daria as Substitute English teacher. HilarityEnsues.
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--->'''Daria''': Ok, We know Mr. O'Neall asigned a play and you're ''pretty sure'' the title didn't contain the word "Alien". Do you remember anything else? \\
'''Joey''': Uh... I think the guy in the cover was wearing tights.\\
'''Daria''': Uhm. Since there're no wrestlers in dramas on the syllabus, I'm guessing Shakespeare. \\
'''Jeffey''': Wait, I remember now! He's a stalker. He follows girls home from parties and peeks on their windows. \\
'''Daria''': Romeo and Juliet.
** During all the classes, Daria kept calling any ofthe J's "Joey, Jeffy or Jamie".
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--->'''Daria''': Thanks, "Joey, Jeffy or Jamie". [[SarcasmMode Lawrence Olivier in his present state couldn't have done better]]\\
'''Jamie''': [[SarcasmBlind Cool!]] \\
'''Jeffy''': What does "Woe" mean? \\
'''Daria''': It's like the feeling you'd get if the Superbowl were preempted by Antiques Roadshow. \\
'''Joey''': Wow!! \\
'''Daria''': See?
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--->'''Daria''': Ok, you've read the play, tomorrow you take the test. [all the students whine] Sorry, orders from above. I'd suggest you cheat off your neighbours, but considering who most of you are sitting next to...
** After giving Jeffy's test back_
--->'''Jeffy''': A "B"! You mean, you think [[HoYay Mercutio had a thing for Romeo too]]? \\
'''Daria''': No, but you argued your point well, and I thought your ideas for "keeping him out of the locker room" were original, if a little close-minded.
** Sandi got a "D-" on her test. Why?
--->'''Daria''': ''I'' should have failed you too. See, in Shakespeare's version [[Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet Romeo never goes by the name]] ''[[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio "Leonardo"]]'', [[Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet or takes a swim in his clothes]]. But I gave you an extra credit for realizing that [[TheFilmOfTheBook the movie and the play were somehow connected]].
** Stacy realized that [[BrickJoke they shouldn't have copied from each other]].
15th Jun '16 7:02:03 PM Mochitachan
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* The RunningGag of the episode has Brittany doing a poster, to which a teacher says "I see [the drugs and the alcohol/the gang] but I don't see something that indicates a 'No'", to which Brittany grabs her lipstick and traces a giant "don't" circle.
** This returns as a Brick Joke when Daria and Jane destroy their poster with it.
** To close the episode, Brittany announced that she won the contest.
4th Jun '16 6:23:13 PM gewunomox
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* Daria, Jane and Mystic Spyral stuck in traffic in [[TheAllegedCar The Tank]], while "Everybody Hurts" by {{REM}} plays. It's immediately lampshaded:

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* Daria, Jane and Mystic Spyral stuck in traffic in [[TheAllegedCar The Tank]], while "Everybody Hurts" by {{REM}} Music/{{REM}} plays. It's immediately lampshaded:
28th May '16 8:02:02 PM needlessexposition
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[[AC: Lane Miserables]]
* When Jake opens the door and expects one of Quinn's dates but instead sees Monique, a girlfriend of Trent's. His reaction is hysterical considering he's been accused by Helen of not paying attention to his daughters.
-->'''Jake''': Wow! I really ''don't'' know my kids!
13th May '16 12:09:37 PM jccw227
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'''Jake:''' Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!

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'''Jake:''' -->'''Jake:''' Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!
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