History Funny / DareDevil

-->'''Matt''': If I could see what I was doing, I'd be terrified.

-->'''Matt's narration''': Creel's one of the most powerful beings on Earth, but then I've fought the Hulk and Namor. I didn't really win those fights, but it's the thought that counts. And right now I'm thinking: I didn't really ''win'' those fights! What am I '''thinking'''?!?

-->'''Daredevil:''' Cool it, William Tell. Can't you see you're upsetting the lady?
-->'''Hawkeye:''' My eyes are as good as yours, Fearless.
-->'''Daredevil:''' I'll just bet they are.

-->'''Daredevil''': Those ''EEE-DIOTS''! They ruined my cover! Where are all the ''"gritty"'' writers when you '''''REALLY''''' need them?

-->'''Stilt-Man:''' ...You are all CRAZY and I am LEAVING!!!
-->'''...'''
-->'''Matt:''' Hey Foggy...wanna be the new Stilt-Man?
-->'''Foggy:''' Pfft. I'd rather be the new Rocket Raccoon....

-->'''Spider-Man''': I have a hot wife at home. I ''so'' don't need to be here.\\
'''Iron Fist''': Does he have a hot wife?\\
'''Luke Cage''': I thought he was gay.\\
'''Iron Fist''': So did I.\\
'''Luke Cage''': And you wear little yellow booties.\\
'''Iron Fist''': They were a ''present''.\\
'''Luke Cage''': From a guy.\\
'''Iron Fist''': I'm leaving.

-->'''Step 6''': oh my god

* At one point when teaming up with Spider-Man, Daredevil is grabbed by a villain called Blindside, who uses chemicals in his gloves to make his victims completely blind. After announcing that he has just [[ShootingSuperman used these chemicals on Daredevil]] to everyone in the vicinity, Spider-Man comments that this just isn't Blindside's day. The next panel is Blindside [[https://i.imgur.com/JyLgBNM.png flying sideways out the window]].

-->'''Matt:''' Oh, no. Six armed mercs with night-vision goggles. What will I do? ''[Flips lightswitch]''

** And the number one reason why no one is sending letters to DAREDEVIL (drum roll, please!)… because no one really believes their letters will appear in letters page when space is always filled with my top ten lists!

[[AC:From Comic Canon]]

[[AC:TheMovie]]
* In the film, Matt asks for honey for his tea, and Foggy ([[ForTheLulz intentionally]]) gives him mustard instead. When Foggy is distracted by something, Matt switches their drinks and Foggy ends up drinking the mustard in a FunnyBackgroundEvent.
-->'''Elektra''': Friend of yours?
-->'''Matt''': Honestly, I've never seen him in my life.
** serves as a CallBack, both funny and sad as Matt [[spoiler: mourns Elektra,]] Foggy and him drop their comedic banter. When Matt leaves, he checks his coffee to make sure Matt didn't put mustard in it.