History Funny / Dallas

25th Jun '16 9:12:14 AM BDA1978
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After a brawl between the Ewing's and the Barnes' at the Oil Ball:

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* After a brawl between the Ewing's and the Barnes' at the Oil Ball:
25th Jun '16 9:10:51 AM BDA1978
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After a brawl between the Ewing's and the Barnes' at the Oil Ball:
-->'''J.R.:''' CLIFF BARNES. That rodent, he bit me!
-->'''Sue Ellen:'''(amused and only faintly paying attention) How did he bite you J.R.?
-->'''J.R.:''' (exasperated) With his teeth, Sue Ellen, how the hell else is he gonna bite me??
6th Sep '15 3:23:52 PM BDA1978
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* Just about any scene with J.R. and Cliff together can pretty much guarantee that J.R. will have you chuckling at least one hilarious dig towards Cliff.
26th Jul '15 8:03:44 PM BDA1978
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* J.R.'s endless oneliners are hilarious even when Bobby doesn't think so.
10th May '15 4:28:52 AM CynicalBastardo
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* In his will, J.R. leaves his dove-hunting gun to Ann, "unless she is the reason we’re reading this will."

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* In his will, J.R. leaves his dove-hunting gun to Ann, "unless she is the reason we’re reading this will.""
* Trying to determine [[OohMeAccentsSlipping which]] [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent accent]] Angelica Nero is trying to go with [[{{Narm}} is always good for a laugh]], sometimes even changing mid sentence. She can't decide if she's English, Scottish, French, Russian or German.
11th Apr '13 8:51:21 AM kellinator
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* '''J.R.:''' Bullets don't seem to have much effect on me, darlin'.

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* '''J.R.:''' Bullets don't seem to have much effect on me, darlin'.darlin'.
* In his will, J.R. leaves his dove-hunting gun to Ann, "unless she is the reason we’re reading this will."
22nd Feb '13 12:38:35 AM iusticanun
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-->'''Ann:''' I can cook a four-course meal, go toe-to-toe with my crooked brother-in-law and hide the liquor from Sue Ellen. Not that I'd have to. She's totally off the bottle now. ''mouths "She's not."''

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-->'''Ann:''' I can cook a four-course meal, go toe-to-toe with my crooked brother-in-law and hide the liquor from Sue Ellen. Not that I'd have to. She's totally off the bottle now. ''mouths "She's not."''"''
* '''J.R.:''' Bullets don't seem to have much effect on me, darlin'.
4th Aug '12 3:54:40 PM eviltwin531
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* Ann and JR's interaction in "Family Business." JR finally comes home when he hears Bobby is sick, but Ann chases him away. JR walks away, mumbling "the woman's lost her mind," and Ann is indignant when she later finds out that JR referred to her as "wife #3."

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* Ann and JR's interaction in "Family Business." JR finally comes home when he hears Bobby is sick, but Ann chases him away. away, saying she'll shoot him, "and since you have no heart, it'll be somewhere more vital." JR walks away, mumbling "the woman's lost her mind," and Ann is indignant when she later finds out that JR referred to her as "wife #3."
3rd Aug '12 1:25:41 AM KevinW
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-->'''Ann:''' I can cook a four-course meal, go toe-to-toe with my crooked brother-in-law and hide the liquor from Sue Ellen. Not that I'd have to. She's totally off the bottle now. *mouths "She's not."*

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-->'''Ann:''' I can cook a four-course meal, go toe-to-toe with my crooked brother-in-law and hide the liquor from Sue Ellen. Not that I'd have to. She's totally off the bottle now. *mouths ''mouths "She's not."*"''
3rd Aug '12 1:25:30 AM KevinW
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-->'''Ann:''' I can cook a four-course meal, go toe-to-toe with my crooked brother-in-law and hide the liquor from Sue Ellen. Not that I'd have to. She's totally off the bottle now. ''mouths "She's not."''

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-->'''Ann:''' I can cook a four-course meal, go toe-to-toe with my crooked brother-in-law and hide the liquor from Sue Ellen. Not that I'd have to. She's totally off the bottle now. ''mouths *mouths "She's not."''"*
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