History Funny / Cs188

24th Sep '16 11:46:10 PM Twentington
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9EhRddWEHI Silly Mayz Wrapz Himzelf in an Abzorbant Twowel]]
** "I love squishin' burgers."
** "Hi, Billy Mays here for the Stupider Jack!"
** "I love Gatorade, don't you?"
** "Hi, [[VisualPun Drilly Mays]] here to share with you the most important product I have never endorsed: access to affordable horse insurance."
** "Hi, Billy Mays here for ''VideoGame/PokemonGo''! Look at this, I caught Zorbeez! ''Unbelievable!''"
** "I love ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'', don't you?"
** "If you gotta take a crap, then reach in the toilet with the Gopher and pull one out. It's that easy. But you gotta do it yourself. Use your toilet crap to press and cook delicious miniburgers that taste like magnets."
** "Small jobs, big jobs, Steve Jobs, blowjobs, handjobs..."
** "Introducing the Smelly Switch. Now you can smell like cat urine with the flick of a switch! Join the craze with me, Smelly Mays, and never shower again! That's right, you can smell like a litterbox in no time! But you gotta stop showering."
** "What do you do when you get a dent or a ding in your [[CallBack nice car]]?" (wham) "Not-so-nice dent." (I GOTTA STOP USING THAT SOURCE)
** "Take a look at this giant 150-pound [[GagBoobs rack]]!" (150 lbs of pure billybewbs!) "Un-billy-vable! Billy has the perfect rack shape. You just place one in the palm of your hand and squeeze."
** "When [=cs188=] gets live streaming, you'll be saying 'what the actual fuck?'"
** "If something's lost, save it."
12th Sep '16 4:20:35 PM 123456789
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** "It's a pie. It's a [[{{Squick}} Puke Pudding]]. It's pussy-filling.

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** "It's a pie. It's a [[{{Squick}} Puke Pudding]]. It's pussy-filling."



** "Then beat up two family members, and beat until deceased. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Mmm, the creamy smoothness of deceased family members.]]"
** "And now, here is the elephant's cock... No-no lilya don't eat it!

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** "Then beat up two family members, and beat until deceased. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Mmm, the creamy smoothness of deceased family members.]]"
** "And now, here is the elephant's cock... No-no lilya Lydia don't eat it!
12th Sep '16 4:15:55 PM 123456789
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** (''teleports in after walking away'') I can respawn.

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** (''teleports in after walking away'') I "I can respawn.respawn".
12th Sep '16 4:13:26 PM 123456789
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** "Add sugar. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment After adding sugar, add sugar]], and stir in yellow water and Eggos. It's friggin' easy!"

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** "Add sugar. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment After adding sugar, add sugar]], and stir in yellow water and Eggos. It's friggin' easy!"



** "I sit down on my toilet to take a dump. And I sit there waiting for the poop to come out, but it was absolutely stuck in my anus. Anyway, after a few hours of this, I said, 'this is a big waste of my time'. And I get the toilet plunger. I stand up and stick it onto my butt and I start pumping away like mad, and I try and I try to get that crap out. It's hurting, but I'm not taking no for an answer. Then I noticed the plunger was stuck to my bum. Great! So now I get the Michael Rosen lube. It was lovely." (No, that's NOT why he needed the lube.)

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-->WARNING: I don't recommend watching this while eating. That is all.
** "When I was 65, I had really big trouble in the bathroom."
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"I sit down on my toilet to take a dump. And I sit there waiting for the poop to come out, but it was absolutely stuck in my anus. Anyway, after a few hours of this, I said, 'this is a big waste of my time'. And I get the toilet plunger. I stand up and stick it onto my butt and I start pumping away like mad, and I try and I try to get that crap out. It's hurting, but I'm not taking no for an answer. Then I noticed the plunger was stuck to my bum. Great! So now I get the Michael Rosen lube. It was lovely." (No, that's NOT why he needed the lube.)
12th Sep '16 4:08:46 PM 123456789
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** "Crotch Doctor, with advanced Scratch My Balls technology also removes Taint Scrapes, Stuffs, Grapes, [[SensoryAbuse EAR RAPES]]." (sorry)
** "[[TakeThat Crap Doctor scratches your nice car.]] [[OurProductSucks In fact, independent laboratory tests have proven Scratch Doctor sucks.]]"



** "Also, wouldn't it suck if your car was this fucking ugly? Shit. [[InsultFriendlyFire That's my car.]] [[AndThatsTerrible That's not nice.]]"

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** "Also, wouldn't it suck if your car was this fucking ugly? Shit. [[InsultFriendlyFire That's my car.]] [[AndThatsTerrible That's not nice.]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you.]]"
*** "Suck my fucking ugly cock!"
8th Sep '16 9:25:27 AM 8BrickMario
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8th Sep '16 9:24:39 AM 8BrickMario
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[[folder: Self-YTP (cs188creations)]]
6th Sep '16 12:43:45 PM 8BrickMario
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*** "Then beat up two family members, and beat until deceased. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Mmm, the creamy smoothness of deceased family members.]]"

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*** ** "Easy erections for fucking Jell-O with your fat package."
** "Fold in the hot semen pudding mixture. Mmm, [[MemeticMutation lel]]!"
** "Add sugar. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment After adding sugar, add sugar]], and stir in yellow water and Eggos. It's friggin' easy!"
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"Then beat up two family members, and beat until deceased. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Mmm, the creamy smoothness of deceased family members.]]"



** Presenting one of the most [[PedoHunt delicious fourteen-year-olds]] we've ever had the pleasure of having on the show. Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure, pleasure!"

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** Presenting Introducing one of the most [[PedoHunt delicious fourteen-year-olds]] we've ever had the pleasure of having on the show. Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure, pleasure!"
1st Sep '16 10:41:08 AM 8BrickMario
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** "Maybe...Beyonce had one of the best videos ''of all time''.

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** "Maybe...Beyonce had one of the best videos ''of all time''."



** "[[ThoseWackyNazis Mommy, mommy, can I have some Jews?" "Nononononono, Caillou."

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** "[[ThoseWackyNazis Mommy, mommy, can I have some Jews?" Jews?"]] "Nononononono, Caillou."
1st Sep '16 10:10:36 AM 8BrickMario
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--> "We just wanna make money, money, money! [[CorruptCorporateExecutive We just want your money, money!]] Forget about the world!"
--> "Everybody looks to the left..." ''([[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy's head]])'' "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Everybody looks to the left...]]" (This is to the right, dumbass.)
--> "Kenya ''jizzjizzjizzjizz'' stop for a minute and... '''''[[NightmareFace SMILE?!]]'''''"

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--> "We [[MoneyDearBoy just wanna make money, money, money! money!]] [[CorruptCorporateExecutive We just want your money, money!]] Forget about the world!"
--> "Everybody looks look to the left..." ''([[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy's head]])'' "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Everybody looks look to the left...]]" (This is to the right, dumbass.)
--> "Kenya ''jizzjizzjizzjizz'' stop for a minute and...[[CatSmile and]]... '''''[[NightmareFace SMILE?!]]'''''"
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