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12th Jul '16 5:39:31 PM nombretomado
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* Following Reid giving an extensive explanation of common Asperger's behavior, he concludes that AlbertEinstein was thought to have had it:

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* Following Reid giving an extensive explanation of common Asperger's behavior, he concludes that AlbertEinstein UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein was thought to have had it:
10th Jun '16 8:52:56 AM Movienut376
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** Leads to a nice moment at the end; Hotch declares that Reid has passed his exam [[spoiler:thanks to Reid's BoomHeadshot on the unsub]], and Reid tosses the whistle back to Morgan, who can't help but chuckle.
13th May '16 12:15:42 PM GothicProphet
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MORGAN: I don't know how I could forget a face like hers.
REID: You've been with so many girls you can't remember all their names?
PRENTISS: Oh, come on are you surprised?
MORGAN: This has never happened to me before.
REID: Hasn't happened to me before, either.
PRENTISS: It can't happen to you, you have an eidetic memory.
MORGAN: And besides, you've only got one name to remember.

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MORGAN: --> '''Morgan:''' I don't know how I could forget a face like hers.
REID: --> '''Reid:''' You've been with so many girls you can't remember all their names?
PRENTISS: --> '''Prentiss:''' Oh, come on are you surprised?
MORGAN: --> '''Morgan:''' This has never happened to me before.
REID: --> '''Reid:''' Hasn't happened to me before, either.
PRENTISS: --> '''Prentiss:''' It can't happen to you, you have an eidetic memory.
MORGAN: --> '''Morgan:''' And besides, you've only got one name to remember.
3rd May '16 12:13:48 PM FlapjackMax
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-->'''H.i.M''': If you're out there killing, I'm ([[TheLeader Hotch]]) gonna bring my team. [[BadassGrandpa Rossi]], [[TheBigGuy Morgan]], [[ActionGirl Prentiss]], [[TheHeart J.J]], [[PlayfulHacker Garcia]] and [[BadassBookworm Reid]]!
13th Mar '16 8:59:35 PM SG13Civilian
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[[AC: 4x05 Catching Out]]
* Morgan, Prentiss, and Reid are having a conversation where Morgan can't remember the name of a woman he had been with.
MORGAN: I don't know how I could forget a face like hers.
REID: You've been with so many girls you can't remember all their names?
PRENTISS: Oh, come on are you surprised?
MORGAN: This has never happened to me before.
REID: Hasn't happened to me before, either.
PRENTISS: It can't happen to you, you have an eidetic memory.
MORGAN: And besides, you've only got one name to remember.
20th Feb '16 6:04:23 PM Jellybean12
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* At the end of episode, Garcia attempts to explain to Morgan what a "flarpy blunderguff" is. It involves [[NoodleImplements oil-based paint and your favorite food.]] She gets cut off as they get into the SUV, but continues to explain with enthusiastic hand gestures.
19th Feb '16 5:37:11 PM Jellybean12
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* Accidentally profiling Reid while trying to profile a criminal:
-->'''Elle''': Chemical accelerant could mean chemistry student.
-->'''Reid''': It could also mean chemistry professor.
-->'''Elle''': I say student. You need self-confidence to lecture in front of a classroom full of 30 college kids. Arsonists are socially incompetent. This guy doesn’t go on dates, doesn’t go to parties, doesn’t feel comfortable in front of groups. [Reid looks at Elle, realizing he fits the description] And of course he’s a total psychopath.
-->'''Reid''': Of course.
4th Feb '16 11:38:16 AM Andreus
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''*{{beat}}''*

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''*{{beat}}''*-->''*{{beat}}''*
4th Feb '16 11:38:01 AM Andreus
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[[folder:Season 10]]
[[AC: 10x05 Boxed In]]
* Hotch gets a phone call regarding his son.
-->'''Hotch:''' Jack won best costume at school.
-->'''JJ:''' Nice. What was he?
-->'''Hotch:''' Darth Vader. Henry?
-->'''JJ:''' Oh, all Spiderman, all day. He told me we should be using webshooters at the FBI.
''*{{beat}}''*
-->'''Hotch:''' ''([[TheComicallySerious with intense sincerity]])'' We absolutely should.

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31st Aug '15 9:40:16 PM Night
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* A coyote (the human trafficker kind) gets clotheslined by Morgan trying to escape out the back of his house, and is told they have questions for him and they're from the FBI. He responds in Spanish that he speaks no English. [[BilingualBackfire Prentiss repeats the statement in Spanish,]] causing him to give her a very pained look.
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