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15th Nov '17 7:18:22 PM PaulA
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-->'''Reid:''' That's why I stick with [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]]. There's no chance of guilt by association.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Prentiss:''' Have you ever seen a movie called AClockworkOrange?

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-->'''Reid:''' That's why I stick with [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]]. There's no chance of guilt by association.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Prentiss:'''
association.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Prentiss:'''
Have you ever seen a movie called AClockworkOrange?
''Film/AClockworkOrange''?
7th Nov '17 8:18:12 AM MrMaplesyrup1
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* The team are walking into the school building after Gideon warned them not to show their badges.
-->'''Gideon''': Try not to look official. [''turns around to see Hotch, Elle and Morgan all dressed in suits and sunglasses, looking very obviously like the FBI''] Try to look ''less'' official.
31st Oct '17 7:04:07 AM SweetFirefly
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-->''Rossi:'' Play poker with him sometime.
-->''Morgan:'' Try playing chess with him.
-->''Garcia:'' Or go.

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-->''Rossi:'' -->'''Rossi:''' Play poker with him sometime.
-->''Morgan:'' -->'''Morgan:''' Try playing chess with him.
-->''Garcia:'' -->'''Garcia:''' Or go.
31st Oct '17 7:03:35 AM SweetFirefly
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[[AC: 5x13 Risky Business]]
* Prentiss is trying to assemble a star puzzle, and, when asked, tells the Reid about its origin story, of a prince who tried to catch a falling star and had it fall and break.
-->'''Reid:''' ...That doesn't make any sense.
-->'''Prentiss''': What do you mean?
-->'''Reid:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You can't catch a falling star, it would burn up in the atmosphere.]]
-->'''Prentiss:''' Yeah, but it's not literal, Reid, it's a fable.
-->'''Reid:''' But there's no moral. Fables have morals.
-->'''Prentiss:''' ...OK, so it's just a romantic little story. And the point is, it's basically impossible to do because you have to take all of those pieces and put them together exactly... ''(Reid puts the puzzle, perfectly assembled, on the table)'' ...There's a lot to hate about you, Dr. Reid.
-->''Rossi:'' Play poker with him sometime.
-->''Morgan:'' Try playing chess with him.
-->''Garcia:'' Or go.
-->''(Reid gets back to his reading nonchalantly.)''
30th Oct '17 2:46:58 PM SweetFirefly
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''({{Beat}})''

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30th Oct '17 2:39:01 PM SweetFirefly
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[[AC: 5x07 The Performer]]
* The banter about band obsession at the end is pretty hilarious, but what caps it off is Reid's comment:
-->'''Reid:''' That's why I stick with [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]]. There's no chance of guilt by association.
''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Prentiss:''' Have you ever seen a movie called AClockworkOrange?
22nd Oct '17 10:14:03 PM SweetFirefly
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* When arguing about men and their relationship with their cars:
-->'''J.J.:''' I once dated a guy who washed his car more than he washed his hair.
-->'''Rossi:''' A nice car needs love.
-->'''J.J.:''' And a woman doesn't?
-->'''Rossi:''' ...I'm not qualified to answer that.
20th Oct '17 6:58:03 AM Kate
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* Most of episode, especially the girls' reaction to Sean Hotchner, Hotch asking Reid if his name is Samuel, and the end banter between Hotch and John Blackwolf.

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* Most of episode, especially the girls' reaction to Sean Hotchner, Hotch asking Reid if his name is Samuel, Samuel (after he jumps in with the answer when a schoolkid called Samuel is asked a question), and the end banter between Hotch and John Blackwolf.
18th Oct '17 5:51:33 PM SweetFirefly
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* In an otherwise very tense car chase, Reid's squeaks and faces as Morgan speeds up are hilarious.
16th Oct '17 7:18:24 PM SweetFirefly
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* Reid asked for a few extra days in Vegas and sent everyone to Quantico so he could start a private investigation. When he comes back to his room, however, he finds Morgan and Rossi eating snacks and watching soap operas.
-->'''Reid:''' What are you guys doing here?
-->'''Morgan:''' Hey. What's it look like we're doing?
-->'''Reid:''' Uhh, breaking into my room and watching DaysOfOurLives?
-->'''Rossi (deadpan):''' TheYoungAndTheRestless.
* Reid is operating a video poker machine and casually chatting with a prostitute about her smoking habit. The conversation gives him an idea and he gets up to leave, when the prostitute warns him he's already won $2000. He tells her to keep it.
-->'''Rossi (eyebrows raised):''' You do realize you just gave two grand to a hooker.
-->'''Morgan:''' Must've been quite the conversation. What was it about?
-->'''Reid (completely distracted):''' ...How to stop smoking.
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