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19th Apr '18 7:02:33 AM likejason
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** While searching through a storage room, she tells Alvez that she found something. She proceeds to hold up a poster of the human skeleton, and tells Alvez she found his mother.
** At Rossi's house at the end of the episode, we hear the end of a conversation that goes something like this:
-->'''Alvez:''' I don't believe you.
-->'''Lewis:''' You don't?
-->'''Alvez:''' No. How could different sexual positions result in ugly babies?
-->'''Lewis:''' They've done studies that prove it.
-->'''Alvez:''' Studies by who?
-->'''Lewis:''' Your mom. *laughs*
19th Apr '18 6:49:35 AM likejason
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[[AC: 13x22 Believer]]
* Lewis's jokes about Alvez's mother.
15th Apr '18 8:26:49 PM agent314
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[[folder:Season 13]]
[[AC: 13x16 Last Gasp]]
*Most of the team have been re-assigned to truly tragic positions-- Pretniss is in the rank-and-file of the Office of Professional Responsibility, Garcia a cube resident in Cyber Crimes, and is told she can only have 3 personal items. Two team members, however, have hilarious reassignments.
**Tara Lewis is now an in-house therapist, providing couples counseling to a knock-off of [[Series/TheXFiles Scully and Mulder.]] When they realize she's blowing off their session in the ending montage, they immediately start making out.
**Spencer Reid is now a full-time professor. . . to a class filled almost entirely with adoring, lovestruck girls. Even better, all of them are just auditing the class, presumably for the opportunity to stare at him.

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1st Feb '18 5:59:53 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Reid''': What? Iíve seen an episode of ''MrBelvedere''.

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-->'''Reid''': What? Iíve seen an episode of ''MrBelvedere''.''Series/MrBelvedere''.
5th Dec '17 6:58:35 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Reid:''' Uhh, breaking into my room and watching DaysOfOurLives?
-->'''Rossi (deadpan):''' TheYoungAndTheRestless.

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-->'''Reid:''' Uhh, breaking into my room and watching DaysOfOurLives?
''Series/DaysOfOurLives''?
-->'''Rossi (deadpan):''' TheYoungAndTheRestless.''Series/TheYoungAndTheRestless''.
15th Nov '17 7:18:22 PM PaulA
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-->'''Reid:''' That's why I stick with [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]]. There's no chance of guilt by association.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Prentiss:''' Have you ever seen a movie called AClockworkOrange?

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-->'''Reid:''' That's why I stick with [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]]. There's no chance of guilt by association.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Prentiss:'''
association.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Prentiss:'''
Have you ever seen a movie called AClockworkOrange?
''Film/AClockworkOrange''?
7th Nov '17 8:18:12 AM MrMaplesyrup1
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* The team are walking into the school building after Gideon warned them not to show their badges.
-->'''Gideon''': Try not to look official. [''turns around to see Hotch, Elle and Morgan all dressed in suits and sunglasses, looking very obviously like the FBI''] Try to look ''less'' official.
31st Oct '17 7:04:07 AM SweetFirefly
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-->''Rossi:'' Play poker with him sometime.
-->''Morgan:'' Try playing chess with him.
-->''Garcia:'' Or go.

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-->''Rossi:'' -->'''Rossi:''' Play poker with him sometime.
-->''Morgan:'' -->'''Morgan:''' Try playing chess with him.
-->''Garcia:'' -->'''Garcia:''' Or go.
31st Oct '17 7:03:35 AM SweetFirefly
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[[AC: 5x13 Risky Business]]
* Prentiss is trying to assemble a star puzzle, and, when asked, tells the Reid about its origin story, of a prince who tried to catch a falling star and had it fall and break.
-->'''Reid:''' ...That doesn't make any sense.
-->'''Prentiss''': What do you mean?
-->'''Reid:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You can't catch a falling star, it would burn up in the atmosphere.]]
-->'''Prentiss:''' Yeah, but it's not literal, Reid, it's a fable.
-->'''Reid:''' But there's no moral. Fables have morals.
-->'''Prentiss:''' ...OK, so it's just a romantic little story. And the point is, it's basically impossible to do because you have to take all of those pieces and put them together exactly... ''(Reid puts the puzzle, perfectly assembled, on the table)'' ...There's a lot to hate about you, Dr. Reid.
-->''Rossi:'' Play poker with him sometime.
-->''Morgan:'' Try playing chess with him.
-->''Garcia:'' Or go.
-->''(Reid gets back to his reading nonchalantly.)''
30th Oct '17 2:46:58 PM SweetFirefly
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''({{Beat}})''

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''({{Beat}})''-->''({{Beat}})''
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