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30th Jan '16 5:22:50 PM nombretomado
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* 6 ''SuperFriends'' Villains [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-super-friends-villains-that-didnt-give-4023252A/ That Didn't Give a @#%*]]. From the increasingly lower "Amount of a shit given in regards to physics and reason" to some of [[GagSub the madcap reimaginings of screencaps taken right from the show]]:
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* 6 ''SuperFriends'' ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' Villains [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-super-friends-villains-that-didnt-give-4023252A/ That Didn't Give a @#%*]]. From the increasingly lower "Amount of a shit given in regards to physics and reason" to some of [[GagSub the madcap reimaginings of screencaps taken right from the show]]:
30th Dec '15 2:03:01 PM Anddrix
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--->'''SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor''': You little guys okay in there?\\
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--->'''SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor''': --->'''ComicBook/LexLuthor''': You little guys okay in there?\\
15th Dec '15 12:32:40 PM nombretomado
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-amazing-video-game-moments-that-happened-by-accident/ Eight videogame moments that happened completely by accident]] holds quite a few comedic gems, both in the article itself and in the commenters' own gaming stories. Highlights of the latter include [[WWESmackdown the incredible Hulk Hogan]], [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion the conga line of doom]] and [[WorldOfWarcraft the kidnapping orc biker]].
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-amazing-video-game-moments-that-happened-by-accident/ Eight videogame moments that happened completely by accident]] holds quite a few comedic gems, both in the article itself and in the commenters' own gaming stories. Highlights of the latter include [[WWESmackdown the incredible Hulk Hogan]], [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion the conga line of doom]] and [[WorldOfWarcraft [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft the kidnapping orc biker]].
29th Nov '15 10:36:51 AM AriRockefeller
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_23330_7-crazy-backstories-actors-secretly-made-up-famous-roles_p2.html 7 Famous Movie Roles (With Insane Secret Backstories)]] runs the gamut of emotions throughout, such as Robert Patrick's method of studying natural predators and the hunting native Americans for his roll as the T1000, to NathanLane's minor character's LifetimeOriginalMovie-esque backstory in ''Series/TheGoodWife'' (that's all in his head), but the MoodWhiplash in the #1 entry involves the campy 60s ''Batman'' series. -->The Batman TV show starring Adam West was more of a cartoon than ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''. Every extra ounce of grittiness that Christian Bale put into [[Film/TheDarkKnight his role nearly 50 years later]] was inversely proportional to the amount of silliness that Adam West put into his own. Which is why it's shocking to learn that West came up with his own terrifying backstory for the Joker.\\ ''(YouTube embed of Batman and the Joker [[https://youtu.be/w9M7Ll4jXrM going goddamn surfing]])''\\ '''Caption''': [[AC:Again, for ''this'' show.]]
28th Nov '15 12:36:47 PM AriRockefeller
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*** Take not of the at least partially deranged look on Robert Brockway's face in the "defensive cell phone pic [his] wife snapped after she came home from shopping and realized she forgot the Jameson."
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*** Take not note of the at least partially deranged look on Robert Brockway's face in the "defensive cell phone pic [his] wife snapped after she came home from shopping and realized she forgot the Jameson."
28th Nov '15 12:34:30 PM AriRockefeller
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*** Take not of the at least partially deranged look on Robert Brockway's face in the "defensive cell phone pic [his] wife snapped after she came home from shopping and realized she forgot the Jameson."
25th Nov '15 10:49:34 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** Hidden in the article's comments section is an exchange that'd make Statler & Waldorf proud: -->'''Commenter #1:''' ''Shooby's the man! He lived the dream.'' -->'''Commenter #2:''' ''Unfortunately, it was that dream where you wind up going to school with no pants on.''

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** * Hidden in the article's comments section for the article featuring "Shooby" Taylor is an exchange that'd make Statler & Waldorf proud: -->'''Commenter #1:''' ''Shooby's the man! He lived the dream.'' -->'''Commenter #2:''' ''Unfortunately, it was that dream where you wind up going to school with no pants on.''
25th Nov '15 10:19:39 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** Hidden in the article's comments section is an exchange that'd make Statler & Waldorf proud: -->'''Commenter #1:''' ''Shooby's the man! He lived the dream.'' -->'''Commenter #2:''' ''Unfortunately, it was that dream where you wind up going to school with no pants on.''
15th Nov '15 6:02:21 PM Gorank
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--> Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you'd feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!

--> Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you'd feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!
13th Nov '15 10:18:04 PM gunslingerofgilead
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"So should it go down in public orů?"
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"So should it go down in public orů?"orů?" * Lord-z's comment on [[http://www.cracked.com/article_23320_6-legendary-acts-madness-committed-by-movie-directors_p2.html 6 Famous Films (You Had No Idea Were Hell Behind The Scenes)]] describing the relationship between [[MadArtist Mad Artists]] Creator/WernerHerzog and Creator/KlausKinski is one of the most beautifully crafted comments ever written: --> ''There is a brilliant documentary by Herzog called My Best Fiend, about him and Kinski. The generally [sic] tone and theme is that they were an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. Or, [[Creator/KlausKinski some bizarre monster made out of pure narcissism, hate and cruelty]] meeting a [[Creator/WernerHerzog man who didn't give and never has given a single slice of his artfully crafted fucks]].''
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