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14th Feb '18 5:12:21 PM Shoebox
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* {{Seanbaby}} [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation on feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....

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* {{Seanbaby}} [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee wannabe "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable in 1980, complete with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And (not to mention a bizarre fixation on feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....fails... so the he makes repeated attempts to push the same book by altering it with revise it, releasing editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He variations... Finally, desperate, he writes a variation one with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....course it fails... and that's where Seanbaby comes in.
14th Feb '18 5:06:52 PM Shoebox
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* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation on feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....

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* SeanBaby {{Seanbaby}} [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation on feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....



-->'''SeanBaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"

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-->'''SeanBaby:''' -->'''Seanbaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"



-->'''SeanBaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrase in Braille is shown*''

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-->'''SeanBaby:''' -->'''Seanbaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrase in Braille is shown*''
14th Feb '18 5:05:53 PM Shoebox
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* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation on feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"When you are standing, and especially when leaning, hook your thumbs in your belt just above your pockets and point your fingers above the genital area. Because of the finger pointing toward the genital area, this sends out a sexual message to the woman and you'll be amazed at how many women pick up this signal."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"A woman sitting with her arms crossed can indicate she is frustrated and not having a good time and would welcome you approaching her."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrase in Braille is shown*''



'''Zarester''': Ya got that right. [[NoodleIncident I gave the bologna loaf to Azathoth one August back in 1945. Guy actually turned lucid for a second. It... did not end well]].
* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation on feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"When you are standing, and especially when leaning, hook your thumbs in your belt just above your pockets and point your fingers above the genital area. Because of the finger pointing toward the genital area, this sends out a sexual message to the woman and you'll be amazed at how many women pick up this signal."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"A woman sitting with her arms crossed can indicate she is frustrated and not having a good time and would welcome you approaching her."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrase in Braille is shown*''

to:

'''Zarester''': Ya got that right. [[NoodleIncident I gave the bologna loaf to Azathoth one August back in 1945. Guy actually turned lucid for a second. It... did not end well]].
* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation on feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"When you are standing, and especially when leaning, hook your thumbs in your belt just above your pockets and point your fingers above the genital area. Because of the finger pointing toward the genital area, this sends out a sexual message to the woman and you'll be amazed at how many women pick up this signal."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"A woman sitting with her arms crossed can indicate she is frustrated and not having a good time and would welcome you approaching her."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrase in Braille is shown*''
well]].
14th Feb '18 8:37:30 AM SpukiKitty
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-->'''BOOK:''' ''"A woman sitting with her arms crossed can indicate she is frustrated and not having a good time and would welcome you approsching her."''

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-->'''BOOK:''' ''"A woman sitting with her arms crossed can indicate she is frustrated and not having a good time and would welcome you approsching approaching her."''
14th Feb '18 8:26:50 AM SpukiKitty
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* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation [[FootFetish on feet]] and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....

to:

* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation [[FootFetish on feet]] feet and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....
14th Feb '18 8:25:39 AM SpukiKitty
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* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation [[FootFetishist on feet]] and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....

to:

* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills (And a bizarre fixation [[FootFetishist [[FootFetish on feet]] and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....



-->'''Sean Baby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"

to:

-->'''Sean Baby:''' -->'''SeanBaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"



-->'''Sean Baby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrase in Braille is shown*''

to:

-->'''Sean Baby:''' -->'''SeanBaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrase in Braille is shown*''
14th Feb '18 8:24:18 AM SpukiKitty
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-->'''Sean Baby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrases in Braille is shown*''

to:

-->'''Sean Baby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrases phrase in Braille is shown*''
14th Feb '18 8:23:17 AM SpukiKitty
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* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills. It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....

to:

* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills.skills (And a bizarre fixation [[FootFetishist on feet]] and Italian stuff). It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....



-->'''SeanBaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"

to:

-->'''SeanBaby:''' -->'''Sean Baby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"



-->'''SeanBaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrases in Braille is shown*''

to:

-->'''SeanBaby:''' -->'''Sean Baby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrases in Braille is shown*''
14th Feb '18 8:20:53 AM SpukiKitty
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'''Zarester''': Ya got that right. [[NoodleIncident I gave the bologna loaf to Azathoth one August back in 1945. Guy actually turned lucid for a second. It... did not end well]].

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'''Zarester''': Ya got that right. [[NoodleIncident I gave the bologna loaf to Azathoth one August back in 1945. Guy actually turned lucid for a second. It... did not end well]].well]].
* SeanBaby [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome returns]] with a new and [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-sad-reality-christian-pick-up-artist/ hilarious article]] about a wannabee "Pick Up Artist/Writer/Relationship Guru" and his 35+ year odyssey of literary and sexual fail. It must be seen to be believed! In a nutshell; Some middle-aged dork in 1980 self-publishes the worst dating guide imaginable with the stupidest, creepiest advice and terrible writing/punctuation skills. It naturally fails....so the attempts to push the same book by altering it with editions marketed to women and other variations....Finally; He writes a variation with a "Christian" theme. Of course; It fails....
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"When you are standing, and especially when leaning, hook your thumbs in your belt just above your pockets and point your fingers above the genital area. Because of the finger pointing toward the genital area, this sends out a sexual message to the woman and you'll be amazed at how many women pick up this signal."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' Whether it's Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson, a good science communicator finds ways to take complicated, expansive concepts and translate them into conversational language. Others, such as Don Diebel, might ramble for 57 words about untested neuroscience instead of suggesting "Point at your dick?"
-->'''BOOK:''' ''"A woman sitting with her arms crossed can indicate she is frustrated and not having a good time and would welcome you approsching her."''
-->'''SeanBaby:''' If a lady isn't having a good time at a party where a man is leaning against a wall pointing at his dick, it's probably because she's sitting too far away to see. Move in close, wiggling your fingers around your genitals as necessary. If her eyesight is especially bad, here is how you say "I'M POINTING AT MY DICK" in Braille: ''*A picture of that phrases in Braille is shown*''
11th Feb '18 2:32:48 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19922_5-prejudices-that-video-games-cant-seem-to-get-over_p2.html 5 Prejudices That Video Games Can't Seem to Get Over]] is a notorious piece of hack work that makes it clear the author either did no research or is deliberately misrepresenting many of the games referenced. The funny part is that one of the editors apparently thought so too; the header for the section claiming the only homosexuals in games are women who can be converted (and specifically claims Bioware is particularly guilty of this) features a big picture of Zevran from Dragon Age embracing a male player character.
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